I need orca eclipse in a way I'd be put in a straight jacket for admitting. I need him carnally, biblically... you awakened something in me
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Banjo and c4?
in a princess bride au, the dread pirate roberts is a role passed down from one ofa holder to the next
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so disappointing to realize halfway through an edit compilation that someone is a minsung fan
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Thinking about...
"Oh good girl, you're so good for me."
"Fuck baby, you're so tight."
"I know, I know baby, it's okay, just breathe for me, come on, just breathe."
"You take me so well, fuck, you're making such a mess, angel."
"Look at me. Look at me when I'm talking to you. Good girl."
"God, you look so pretty underneath me like this."
"Come on baby, just one more. There we go, that's it sweetheart. You can do it for me."
"Oh darling, you thought we were done? We've barely even started."
"Fuck princess, oh fuck, you feel so fucking good, you're so fucking wet for me, fuck-"
men dni
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Earth’s hottest day ever recorded by human instruments
Better way to phrase this is : top 3 hottest daily average-global-temperatures ever recorded by human instruments were this week.
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anyway in other news it is EXTREMELY funny of the life series cast to force us to talk about them doing things "in real life" or to tag stupid things like "real life spoilers". yeah man jimmy fell down a hole and died in real life. yeah man sorry for the real life spoilers but they all only had the basic three lives again. yeah these are super normal things to say. don't worry about it.
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feels like we are culturally neglecting the meme potential of "[x] made me queer" wherein [x] is any randomly specific throwback.
e.g. "late 90s nickelodeon fruit gushers commercials made me queer." this is a comedy potluck everyone bring a dish to the table
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Okay but one-sided staticradio from an outsider's pov within their universe has got to be, like, objectively so funny. Like, you have a guy with a TV for a head who's got beef with a sadistic deer radio host (who also decided to sponsor the princess of hell's hotel) singing about how said rival is now a washed up nobody with no power. And then you see that said radio host literally could not give a fuck about what his supposed rival is doing until the guy with a TV for a head says something that pisses said radio host off so bad that all cards are off the table. All while said TV headed guy is obviously seething with lust every time he even interacts in any form with said radio host. Like, wow. That has to be so amusing to watch from the outside
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on a real note that bit near the end of the video was genuinely haunting. hearing somerton talk about how gay writers are erased from history was one thing (with all the irony being that he stepped on the backs of numerous underpaid, underprivileged and uncredited queer writers to build his youtube channel) but when h revealed it wasn't even somerton's quote in the first place? the worst, most crushing sort of irony. how do you lament about the erasure of gay people and gay writers in history... whilst erasing a gay writer and taking his words as your own?
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tis the season to dust off my hockey/figure skater au lol
I wanted Sanji to look like he was actually about to kick zoro in the face (but not really) and Zoro doesn't flinch and just grabs him. But I got a little lazy lol
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penthouse meaning basement laboratory and freak it meaning convince him to help reanimate corpses
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