#what’s happening to me

[neinofthem]

love how essek’s first response to any strong emotion is a nervous laugh. bitch is always chortling. he needs one of those ‘high anxiety’ vests they put on inbred chihuahuas he’s always anxiously licking his lips and chuckling manically and he has big wet eyes that dart frantically from side to side AND he’s even gay. never forget that essek is a giggler first and foremost a wanted criminal second and a wizard fourth. what’s the third thing? well…. i shan’t say……….

#what’s happening to me #critical role #essek thelyss #cr #the mighty nein #tm9 #mighty nein #cr2 #shadowgast #critical role essek #essek

[lumiilys]

Tried drawing with pens today!!

Little guys in love (so fiddly to draw cause they’re tinyyyy)

Tumblr killed the quality I’m gonna SCREAM

#what’s happening to me #I just keep drawing #I spent the last year in a bit of a slump and for the last week I’ve just been going insane #whatever I’m happy about it #my art #ofmd #edward teach #stede bonnet #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #our flag means death

[urhoneycombwitch]

i had an idea for high nite but then I forgot and fell asleep so I missed it 😔 but luckily I remembered 😁

I've seen some royal aus but they normally make Eddie the knight/blacksmith/stable boy which is cute but imagine the reverse

imagine prince Eddie who is very silver spoon but with a rebellious streak who has his eyes on maid/royal librarian/servant of some kind reader and will steal as many moments as he can go flirt even though it's a big no-no within the castle and would definitely make his father, the King, upset if he knew his Prince son had affection for someone "lower"

But don't imagine Prince Eddie in all his royal garb and his curls soft and shiny from the elegant products and his crown glistening as it goes askew on his head from hiking up reader's skirts to take them up against the wall trying to be quiet as to not alert anyone

waiiiiiit okay listen I’ll be the first to admit i’ve not been huge into the historical!au genre, however… this might’ve just swayed me, anon.

+18 mdni

because yeah have we considered Prince Eddie of the Western Plains who’s a known scamp. just an absolute dog for the maidens. so when he sets his sights on you, the Royal Gardener’s assistant (not the perfectly eligible, much more age-appropriate Royal Gardener, herself) it’s so… overwhelming.

he literally shirks all his duties, so there’s plenty of time for fucking around in the stables all day, broken up by the greenhouse visits he takes every few bells to tease and flirt with you.

“could come see me after dinner hour, princess,” Eddie says, leaning against one of the sturdy oak gardening tables, directly in the way of your handheld broom’s path.

you swat at his side with the brush, whipping around to make sure no one else was nearby before chiding with a hiss- “shhh. keep your voice down, sire. you’re going to get us both in trouble, calling me that.”

he pouts. unamused, you tap at his side again. “please, Eddie- move. you’ll get dirt on your trousers, besides.”

“i think I liked being called sire, by that sweet mouth, better than my own name.” he chooses an opposing table to drape himself against, silver circlet in his hair twinkling with sunlight as he tilts his head- “what’s got you all pent up, hmm?”

“I think you know what,” you whisper, with a clipped edge to your tone- “winding me up all day, putting a hand up my skirts as you pass-”

“careful, my lady.” Eddie’s voice is suddenly at your ear, his front fitting snug against your back, hips pressing your own into the table. “that sounds like heresy speech against a royal. they could put you in handcuffs, for that.”

your breath hitches. his long hair tickles at your cheek. the greenhouse is eerily quiet, just you and Eddie and the smell of rich, damp soil as you press back into the thickening bulge of his crotch.

“gonna tie me up, my lord? is that a promise?”

#hahahahaha who wrote this #what’s happening to me #am i into historical!AUs now??? #who am i #royal!eddie munson #gardener!reader #royal!eddie x reader #historical au #eddie munson x reader

[bokuroskitten]

*cracks knuckles* I dunno what’s happening to me @tokyomanjihoe @1990-05-10 I blame y’all.

warnings just in case: subby things, Mitsuya’s got a mild foot thing for stockings, his hands are tied

Sub!Mitsuya who finds himself fluttery eyed seeing you in a pretty babydoll and thigh high stockings. The set itself may be found to be more on the “cutesy” side but Mitsuya finds it so sexy. The lace, the seams, the way the colour contrasts against your skin. He’s found his pants tented almost as soon as he’s taken in all the details.

Sub!Mitsuya who kneels before you, cheek pressed into your thigh and eyes getting glossed as you run your fingers through his hair. He’s so tempted to nuzzle into your pussy, cheek slowly leaning into the seam of your thigh as your scent already makes his mind a lil fuzzy. He sucks in a harsh breath when you suddenly grab him by the roots, pressing his nose over your covered mound. You knew it’s what he wanted, he makes it so obvious. He groans, mouthing at your folds, dampening the pretty silk even further as his hands squeeze at the subtle flesh of your thighs.

Sub!Mitsuya who starts to twitch in his pants the moment your fingers simply brush over his zipper. His cock is angry and red when it’s freed, slapping upwards towards his stomach. Goosebumps rise on his thighs when one of your fingers traces a vein that travels up the side of his cock, a choked whimper leaving him when your nail catches at his slit.

Sub!Mitsuya who stares wide eyed as you bring your stocking covered foot up to his cock, the first teasing touch making his hips jump. He wasn’t expecting the softness of the nylon to feel so good, brain turning to putty the second you bring your foot over his thick mushroom head.

Sub!Mitsuya who needs to have his hands tied behind his back with his own tie because he kept trying to push you away. His cock is twitchy, leaking copious amounts of pre. His base is purplish from the stimulation of just your nylons and it’s not enough and everything all at once. There’s tears in his lashes when he finally starts yo shamelessly fuck his hips up, a mantra of pleas leaving his lips “p-please… please.”

Sub!Mitsuya who comes almost as soon as you wrap your hand around his cock and give it one good tug. His cheeks are beat red and a shiver racks his spine as he throws his head back, cum generously spewing from his cock and landing over his tummy and chest. He’s trembling as he comes down, although his cock stays hard and at attention due to the way you press your fingers between his lips, making him clean the mess he made there. Mumbles a sweet “thank you.” around your digits cause he’s always been so polite <33

#??? #who am I rn #idk #what’s happening to me #I’m dizzy that’s for sure #tokyo revengers #tokyo rev smut #tokyo revengers smut #tr smut #mitsuya takashi #mitsuya smut #dom reader #mitsuya x reader #mitsuya x y/n #tokyo rev drabbles

[tbartss]

I haven’t drawn for so long but yesterday I went into a 16 hour hyperfixation mode sketching out a six page zelda comic so….. when it strikes it fucken strikes amirite fellas

#art life #what the fuck happened to me yesterday #I don’t even remember all that much #I think I woke up at some point and on my screen was SIX PAGES of a zelda comic #like start to finish #I finished the sketch of it #now I just need to clean it up and color it #what the fuck #who am I #what’s happening to me

[officialbarnesandnoble]

I will not learn a new language bc of a character I simp for, I will not learn a new language bc of a character I simp for, I will not learn a new language bc of a character I simp for, I will not learn a new language bc of a character I simp for, I will not—

#this is about König #könig cod #könig modern warfare #könig #I love this tall sweet Austrian boy #I’m genuinely considering learning German now… #what’s happening to me

[jammingjaem]

i have… been playing gta san andreas for the WHOLE DAY and NOBODY STOPPED ME??

#what’s happening to me #i’m girly pop who loves barbie and pink #i see 8 year old lexa going #WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THAT GAME

[criticalrolo]

third rewatch of the untamed has me absolutely working overtime fixating on minor characters. Nie Sect Apologist. Lan Qiren Apologist. once my sister and I get to the Yi City arc I’m sure I’ll have a LOT to say about xiao xingchen.

#what’s HAPPENING to me #the sheer number of untamed posts I’ve reblogged is NOTHIng compared to the absolute STATE of my likes. you’re WELCOME #this deluge could have been a true flood. I’m a giver and I’m sparing u all my increasingly stupid takes

[great-gronkamorka]

guys help my boyfriend has his grumpy face on and his hair pushed back and he. h e. hold on a minute i need a second gimme on e se con d guys HELP

#HES. #what’s happening to me #am i experiencing gay panic? #maybe. probably. #qpr #gronka speaks

[meathounding]

yoooo

i actually can’t draw anymore what happened

#legit nothing i’m doing is working #what’s happening to me

[sadlonelyyogurt]

y’all were just letting me sit here posting about gay archie when the government said ALIENS ARE REAL???????????

#i’m literally an x files fan and i’m just now hearing about this thru a blink-182 meme #because i’ve spent the last four hours thinking about riverdale #what’s happening to me #but also fox mulder was right and that’s what matters #sad says

[wurm-food]

wait a minute wait a minute Wano Luffy is doing something to me

#oda and toei please answer my calls #what’s happening to me #wurm.txt

[wakatshi]

dad. wakatoshi. i can’t stop thinking about dad wakatoshi because of that tiktok kill me i’m eating my fist

#I DON’T EVEN WANT KIDS. #but #………. #he’d be such a good father i’d give him 5 children #i think i’m abt to get my period i’m not like this #meowwwww #what’s happening to me #the monstrosity that is my period #making me feel like this. #CRAZY #let’s just pretend i didn’t say i’d give him 5 kids ok ❤️

[prettyboykatsuki]

unbelievable i feel crazy

#the fact ive read over a hundred chapters in a day goodbye #what’s happening to me #aristotle.txt #GUYS I CANT BELIEVE I STOPPED READING THIS #bllk spoilers #i guess Lol

[the-organ]

I don’t know how to make it stop but maybe I have something that’ll make it hurt less? I have an ice pack??? I don’t know if that will do anything or why I have it but yeah [🖍️🪱]

…thanks…

#oh my god it hurts so much #why does it hurt #what’s happening to me #I answer?

[disordersgirl]

babe wake up we have to . suckerpunch oct 7

#what’s happening to me