#what the fuck is this even

[fungal-wasted]

Construct formed by the combination of the strongest fighters of Hallownest.

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This creature.... is indescribable. How far are its creators willing to go? How much resilience does it contain, to keep fighting? If it desires to hunt, then I wish to see its limits.

Today, for Hollow Knight's 6th anniversary, a stronger warrior walks in: the Invincible, Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, Vigorous, Diligent, Overwhelming, Gorgeous, Passionate, Terrifying, Beautiful, Powerful Traitor SOUL Master Prince Hogrimmuute! They have learnt the art of Soul from the master himself to be able to face, and maybe finally beat:

The Pure Vessel

[Image 1: An edit of Hrimm, a being that consists of Hornet's head with Zote's uneven horns, covered in Uumuu's hood. Their body is covered by two cloaks: Troupe Master Grimm's cloak and the Soul Master's red and blue cloak. They have the Dung Defender's arms and claws, wielding a shellwood nail, and their legs belong to the Traitor Lord.

Image 2: The apure Vessel in a fighting stance. /End ID.]

#hrimm vs pure vessel #hrimm #poll #happy anniversary #what the fuck is this even #anyways have fun and if youre gonna vote to keep this going you better start suggesting bosses

[thefairfeline]

I was scrolling through the images section of the Horikoshi wiki page and came across this. How have I never seen this, it is hilarious and terrifying. Tokoyami looks dead inside.

#Mha #Horikoshi #ojiro mashirao #Ojiro mha #Tailman #What the fuck is this even #i know what it is and why it was made but why was it made #fumikage tokoyami

[helloiamstoned]

Fuck off

#keeps showing up #what the fuck is this even #go away

[friendly-neighbourhood-archon]

Thanks for nothing, Tumblr, the new layout is an atrocity

#my posts #text #jesus #it looks awful #what the fuck is this even

[ruinedrainbowpooka]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Kingsman (Movies), Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Daisy & Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Harry Hart | Galahad/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Harry Hart | Galahad/Merlin Characters: Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Daisy (Kingsman), Harry Hart | Galahad, Merlin (Kingsman), Richmond Valentine, Gazelle (Kingsman), Roxy Morton | Lancelot, Tequila (Kingsman), Ginger Ale (Kingsman), Poppy Adams Additional Tags: Unreliable Narrator, POV Alternating, Canon-Typical Violence, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Abusive Relationships, Everyone Has Issues Summary:

Harry is trying to become the head of a massive crime syndicate. He has plenty of the cops in his pocket and a couple judges. He has the Hart fortune, which opens plenty of doors. Now he’s trying to get other organisations together to form a syndicate. But with a looming turf war between Kingsman and Golden Circle, it's up to Canary and Harley to sort it out and stop it.

(Basically I put Kingsman and Birds of Prey into a blender, pushed ‘puree’, dumped it into a pie dish, baked it, and this is what came out. They’re not exact replacements for the DC characters; that’s just the in-universe space they’re taking.)

#fic #kingsman #what the fuck is this even #WELL I HAD FUN WRITING IT #that's all that matters amirite

[kissayoubasard]

🧍‍♂️ never used spotify so here's my youtube recap

#what the fuck is this even #not surprised at all that faraway got 1st place. my god i still love that song #also who is just cheating. of course i replayed that a lot it barely has 2 minutes #and tatara i have no excuse. just. 🚶‍♂️ #how nashimoto ui is not on this list idk. maybe hes not registered as an artist? anyway. also deco just released so many bangers this year #not my fault #and i also started listening to mitski. as you can tell 🗿 #potsandposts

[inlovewith-icecream]

AU where Johnny jumps off the balcony to assure the Miyagi Do’s they won’t fall and die and then in a tragic turn of events he ends up falling and dying.

#what the fuck is this even #i don’t know #icepost #johnny lawrence #cobra kai

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

#talk tag #IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME #(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still) #(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'') #GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!! #one time i saw that a ​person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi. #they are TWIN BROTHERS. #not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this. #just horrible #also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back. #he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them. #and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him. #your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back. #i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

[eosofspades]

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

#oh the experience of being 13 years old and seeing all my friends talking about wanting to have sex and obsessing over it #and being like 'we are all literally WAY too young to be having sex what the actual fuck are you talking about #why are you even considering it when we have much more important things to worry about. like how much middle school sucks' #you know what though. i still stand by this. that was an entirely reasonable thought to have and i WAS being normal about it #anyway #mine #asexuality

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Also increasingly aware that a LOT of people "manage" getting through the 40+ hour work week by sleeping less than is healthy and relying on stimulants like coffee and energy drinks to keep them going.

For people who are unwilling or unable to do this...work really does just dominate your life. Like we really should not have to rely on unhealthy practices just to have a social life or keep on top of housework or whatever.

I know I post about this a lot but I'm so TIRED all the time and it's just so depressing that this is how we're expected to spend the one life we have.

#i have to get at least 8 hours of sleep a night to even barely function #with sleep #getting ready for work #commute #cooking #and errands #I typically have maybe 2-3 hours to actually do what i want in a day #and I'm usually too tired to actually do the things i want to do #and that's with a very short commute #if i actually had a long commute I'd basically do nothing but work #i see my friends like once every few weeks or months #because we're all so fucking busy with work and have such little time for socialising #and none of us even have kids or anything!!

[liquidstar]

Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.

#this post is edited because you're all annoying. maybe I'll turn it back someday #it sucks that people can't even be normal about a funny family story once the fact that we're greek comes into the fold #suddenly its all about blorbofied mythology shit and idiots saying ''GREECE IS REAL???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯'' yeah percy j*ckson didnt make it up #maybe it would be less annoying if they weren't all saying it like I'd think it's funny that they don't know we exist instead of like #disturbing on a personal level. like what the fuck #man if you can't acknowledge we exist in real life just name your oc Icarus something else idgaf #so yeah explode. Skase. Voulos'to. Valto mesa sto katamalakismeno mouni tis mana's sou. Psophise. etc.

[themthistles]

whenever i see another tiktok girlie talking about how she wishes to have been a fangirl in 2010s i feel like a seasoned veteran overhearing a foolish youngin boasting about wanting to go to war for glory and adventure. you naive little idiot. you know nothing. you understand nothing. you weren't there in the trenches. i have seen things, terrible things. i cannot plug in my phone charger at night without being plagued by the visions of Him

#you wouldn't be able to keep calm and carry on through these years #you can't even say kill without censoring it in a million ways #2010s were a bloodbath be glad you were a baby at the time and didn't witness it #on another subject anyone remember that short period of time when everyone was into moustaches for some reason?? #what the fuck was that about

[noknowshame]

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

#instant conversation enders for my multiple youth pastor cousins #don’t say it (I’m gonna say it) #The Child is The Price #but i mean come on #as someone who isn't actually even christian the real-life historical version of this is still cursed as fuck #i mean we know that jesus was a person who existed. whatever circumstances he was born in #its terrifyingly ominous to imagine being so unaware of the affect your child will have on the future of humanity #time itself will one day be counted around your birth of him #and all because he will suffer an excruciatingly painful death that you will not be able to prevent #not only that. but regardless of his or your intentions #regardless of whether there is a god #for millenea unfathomable millions will have blood spilled and will spill blood in his name #atrocities will be committed that you cannot even conceive of #and all on his and your behalf #you love your child. its beautiful. but there's horror in what you've done. because everyone else will love him too #and what's more dangerous than that?

[girlfictions]

palestine is in a complete and utter blackout with israel launching hundreds of its heaviest airstrikes so far across gaza. this is a mass slaughter and we won't even know the extent of the casualties until it's over; israel have cut off telecommunications so they can commit their atrocities in the dark. there is a genocide happening right in front of our eyes and every person who has ever defended israel's "right to defend itself" has the blood of palestinians on their hands. we cannot ignore what is one of the most devastating massacres in human history.

#i don't even have the words ive never felt this sick to my stomach before #and people are just posting abt their fucking halloween costumes or a new album drop like im sorry but i cant even understand how #anyone can possibly not care about whats going on. #palestine #free palestine

[squidsmeister]

dungeon meshi is my favorite road-trip comedy film

#dungeon meshi #my art #laios thorden #senshi #marcille #chilchuck #chilchack #izatsumi #laois #laius thorden #sorry guys I don’t know which spelling is correct here #chilchucks car is a beat up beige Honda civic #laois never got a license because even though he’s actually a good driver he just never cared enough to do it #plus he wants to travel in some wacky way. like on a five person tandem bicycle or some shit #marcille never got a license because just fucking look at her #plus she gets motion sick in cars. she just would #senshi walks everywhere and has no need for cars #izatsumi just learned what a car was two days ago and she’s pissed that chilchuck doesn’t have a lambo #chilchuck doesn’t have time for any of this. he has to get his daughter to soccer practice at 5