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howl’s moving castle au <3

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Outing myself as the dead-opposite of a Genshin rarepair lover to say that my favorite brand of Zhongli/Childe is definitely:

Grandpa's Mid-Life Crisis Retirement Checklist:

✅️ Flawless human disguise (no one suspects a n y t h i n g)

✅️ Part-time side hustle

✅️ Self-planned funeral (the flowers were fire 👌)

✅️ Friends know I'm not actually dead

✅️ Liyue flourishing

✅️✅️✅️ Russian mail order husband

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scars

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how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

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A cherry blossom dragon to celebrate the coming of spring!

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AND THEY’RE FUCKING CORRECT

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Seeing other writers on tumblr talk about writing is so validating because all of them are basically:

“I hate writing but I love it more than anything but it’s agony but I have a million stories to put to paper but I barely ever write a word”

And like I’ve always felt this way and I worried it meant I wasn’t supposed to be a writer, which tore me to shreds. But no. That’s just the curse of being one, I guess.

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Grumble grumble…

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uhhhh reverse Delicious in Dungeon. Disgusting in Restaurant. nothing's edible

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they should make a body that isnt constantly in pain or sick or has health problems forever

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Yaemiko

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My best advice for people new to adulthood: keep emergency food around.

I don't mean like those prepper type people. I mean keep a granola bar in your purse or backpack. If you have a car, keep a jar of peanuts in there.

This is good for if you miss your bus, or forget your wallet somewhere, or get stuck in traffic. You never know when you are going to feel shaky, and it's better to have something quick and easy on hand, in case you need it.

Having emergency food around is your best friend. Trust me.

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sometimes the best fanfics are written by middle aged adults with years of writing experience who simply know how to craft a good story. but also sometimes the best fanfics are written by a sixteen year old girl with something deeply wrong with her

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a thing with being chronically ill is i don’t know what’s a symptom anymore. i learned last year it’s not normal to pass out from standing still, i learned recently it’s not normal to get dizzy from wearing a beanie. i don’t know what heart palpitations feel like because i have them all the time. i don’t notice my own pain tics. i haven’t felt not tired since i was a child. i have no idea what it’s like to be 100% able bodied and neurotypical etc because i’ve never tried, so i have nothing to compare with.

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