#what a total bad ass!

[moderndaybrando]

Kat Graham for Galore magazine!

(photographed by Santiago Traverso)

#galore magazine #kat graham #what a total bad ass!

[duckdodger]

they took it to the extreme and heard destroy people . THE LEOS AREN’T HOME LETZ GO WILD 🗣️‼️ gotta cherish the moment by taking a quick selfie am i right

#HOPE U LIKE IT TY FOR THE REQUEST !.!! #kinda went too far on it LMAO #tmnt #mutant mayhem #tmnt mutant mayhem #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 1987 #tmnt 87 #tmnt 03 #tmnt 2003 #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #my art #THIS WAS DONE SO HALF ASSED AND FULL OF ERRORS AHSHDNK 💔💔 #the bad guys totally aren’t what ur thinking of #if I had to make a separate post for an ask that’s becuz tumblr blocked my image & the ask for some reason 😭😭

[xbomboi]

5 times Apple hugged Raven…

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…and the one time Raven hugged back.

(see my previous eah comic here)

#sorry that this is so sloppy #i just couldn’t let this idea stay in my head too long before it got lost in all the rubble #my god drawing eah characters in their basic outfits is bad enough #and then their other ones just get Worse #looking at you raven dragon games #i half assed that because no way am i gonna try to do all that #sorry #also just pretend that i intentionally left the booking glass out of every drawing after the first one it’s in #let’s just act like apple was so shocked raven hugged her that she dropped it #eah #eah fanart #ever after high #raven queen #apple white #rapple #could be platonic or romantic #i didn’t make it with a shipping intent but #it’s totally cool if you see it that way #and understandable. lol #either way the bond these two have is literally what defines ever after high at its heart #they are just important to me #duncart

[eternal-auditor]

PB just needs to release 2 more Beels and I would be able to make a small army of flies

#so counting my previously spent red keys #+the ones after he was added to the standart #I've got him after 800 pulls in total :) #he's an ass #but I love him #whb #what in hell is bad #what in “hell” is bad? #whb beelzebub

[lunarrolls]

i still cannot fucking believe the audacity of ludinus da’leth to see that bells hells has some of his old shit from molaesmyr, realize that this means they must have done some digging on what he did to molaesmyr (aka BLOW UP THE ENTIRE CITY TRYING TO USE IT AS A GOD KILLING BATTERY and fucking up so badly that it CORRUPTS THE SAVALIRWOOD FOR CENTURIES AFTERWARD), and then say, with his full chest, “good you’ve done your homework surely you know i’m based as hell and we can stop fighting :^)” like sir WHAT do you mean. they fought a GIANT WORM WOLF. it was MELTED TOGETHER. like a fucking GUMMY WORM. YOU DID THAT! WHAT DO YOU FUCKING MEAN, MY GUY!

#cr #cr3 #cr spoilers #I WISH THAT BITCH HAD KEPT TALKING SO BAD #I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL HE MEANT BY OLIVE BRANCH. THE FUCK. #i’m well aware it wasn’t actually him and that it was probably just a distraction to try and steal the shard and/or ashton #but jesus fucking christ ludinus what the shit is wrong with you #his head is so far up his ass that he’s genuinely like ah yes seeing molaesmyr would totally make these people sympathetic to me #also your general MURDERED THREE OF THEM MY GUY good fucking lord #ludinus da’leth #roll insight

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

Hello my beautiful wife it is time for us to have relations as a heterosexual married couple (as God intended). Yes, the rabbit head stays on. No, you can't take the bear mask off.

#i feel so bad for maggie this is what she had to put up with #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #william afton #mrs afton #maggie #yelling about the bear #suggestive #his ass was not thinking about his wife #and she totally pegged hi-

[cloudsrust]

Tfw you have to crawl out of artblock and fatigue because your new fave doesn't have enough content (I have to feed the fixation on my own.)

#the cloud can speak oh boi #good omens #doodle #so the good news is that I'm finally drawing again- the bad is that anxiety is still kicking my ass and posting is still horribly difficult #so I meme the pain away #also at this point I'm using him as my support demon #my favorite demon.. the sulfur <3 #<- me actually calling him Sulfur half the time and giving “Aziraphalala” vibes #No but why did I have to get attached to Furfur? I was doing so well with just caring about the main ones;; I was just swimming in content! #But nooo- lets get attached to the demon who has what? 30 mins of screen time in total? *Ugly sobbing* #I love his character so much though ougghh the costume design in GO is already something else but him? Idk I just want to frame him on wall

[angelbitezzz]

Do either of you have a favorite joke?

Angel shifts in her seat and clears her throat, crossing her arms. Sans leans in a little bit, already focused.

There's a pause as Angel waits for the joke to sink in. Sans's face slowly brightens until his grin is stretched wide and genuine, a low, delighted laugh escaping him.

"which is surprising, given the fact that i'm a skeleton."

"Did you end up picking a favorite joke yet?"

"honestly, i can't even follow that up. you win this time."

"Yay!"

#long post #undertale #sans #sans undertale #ts underswap #ts underswap au #Crossbones and Starstruck #undertale text box #text box #when i first answered this it failed so i lost all the work i put in ;; #thanks tumblr mobile #anyways WHOOO this was a long ass post my bad everyone #but my favorite jokes are the long winded ones #and this one is my favorite cuz you don't even need to remember the details! #the point is to drag it out as long as possible! #god i ran out of images #thanks for the question! #by the way he totally just fell a little in love cuz of that #whats a way to a skeleton's heart? his ribcage dummy! im just kidding it's jokes. #>;3c

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

I want to thank Misha Collins for inspiring me to do things that, for legal reasons, I cannot disclose online

and no, this is not a joke. Misha, through GISH especially, showed me not just the power of art-as-activism, but what creative modes function best in that setting, and how to organize and lead such efforts.

what I've done with that knowledge, again, would be legally dangerous to admit online

but I'm so happy I know how to do it. I've become a leader in my community, and a supporter of large and powerful movements.

specifically, those spaces know me as an artist. an artist with endless and diverse creative ideas, who knows no fear, takes no shit and is especially good at resistance and point-making via "funny" and lighthearted art.

would Misha approve of what I'm doing?

most likely, FUCK no he wouldn't

he's made himself damn clear where he stands on this stuff, even via silence alone

but I have him to thank anyway.

#misha collins #misha fucking collins #supernatural #love the character hate(?) the actor #Dont Meet Your Heroes.jpg #no ethical celebrities under capitalism #listen I'll meme on and cheer on Misha forEVER but know I have zero respect for him as a person at this point #“Misha Collins” the celebrity/public figure? hilarious. memeworthy. what the fuck is wrong with this man #actual human person Misha Collins? yikes. ik exactly what the fuck is wrong with this man and its Rich White Dude Syndrome #i feel like its a good day to mention that celebrities are putting on an act even when they act as themselves #fuck! im getting to know that firsthand rn! #for a far less controversial example see Jensen Ackles being a Total Deangirl Freak(i love him) and only wearing green at photoshoots #vs Jensen Ackles flying to hawaii to do a golf tournament while wearing khaki kneeshorts #btw I dont think this makes all actors bad or is a bad thing. its just part of the nature of celebrity. #the spn characters > the actors “in character” as spn actors > the blandest rich white texan men you'll ever see (they are v pretty though) #long ass tags #headcoldposting sry coherence is gone #I personally try to “play myself” on camera as principled organized and well-spoken. creative but clear on the movement's goals #in actuality I'm panicking almost 24/7. I drown myself in destiel angst nonstop and 50% of my internal monologue is in Old English.

[trans-androgyne]

Wow what the fuck. I just got a youtube ad for a super transandrophobic documentary about how the media & “big corporations” at the top are brainwashing your “daughters” (transmasc & non-binary ppl AFAB) to coerce them into getting expensive surgeries. It was called “Epoch” or something. Didn’t watch long enough for their explanation. It was also shit like “when did parents become public enemy number one” (as in, not always allowed full control over their trans children). This is the same kind of thing that was spewed at my by my transphobic mother when I came out; the insinuation or straight up claims that I was being influenced by the media into thinking I was A Trans & just didn’t know what was good for me, that I was being delusional & overdramatic & following trends. It all feeds into/is fed by the narrative that transmascs are either mentally ill delusional SJW freaks or poor innocent victims that need to be saved (read: forcibly detransitioned & stripped of their bodily autonomy). Ugh

#transphobia #transandrophobia #I don’t even know what to say right now this just sucks ass so bad #it’s like the ROGD & the transgender craze stuff #my mom would totally read the transgender craze book if she hasn’t already

[skull-ishcloud]

I think my biggest problem with RR is that I love the idea he has but not the execution.

Like, nice ADHD guy who uses humor as a coping mechanism. Nice, war between Greeks and Romans. Nice, Poseidon and Athena children couple. Nice, gender fluid badass character. Nice,

Then you realize the ADHD guy doesn't get much deeper than that. That, the war was caused by some flat ass character with no personality aside from killing panda plushies and superiority complex. That the A and P's relationship was kinda forced and toxic. That the said badass character is only gender fluid bc of her mom.

#rick riordan #percy Jackson #alex fierro #percabeth #leo valdez #octavian pjo #anti rick riordan #and all that adhd meds are bad kiddos #dont use them bc the teachers are actually want to get rid of your differently abled shit #like fuck you man #like as a person with adhd like you can totally see that he probably isn't #like the characters symptoms are used as comical relief #that they barely experience #besides like what was that shit of battle skills bc of adhd #like dude im pretty sure I wouldn't hyperfocus on battling a random ass monster #like ok my life depends on it #but i cant even process fast to hearing people talk #or catch a ball on PE #you think I would react fast enough to not die #im editing this like crazy but here we go #i went search for like where did rr's hate for meds come from #apparently his son (harley) tried ritalin #which sucked for him as it did for me #I have a few posts on this im just not in the mood to elaborate #and like Rr just dropped it and like gave up on trying meds?? like??????? #idk if its true ok just saying some random things that appeared on google

[kenobihater]

you ever write up a combination of words you're really proud of at the time bc you think it's vivid but it's actually so atrocious that you remember it eight years later bc it's burned itself into your long-term memory? just me?

#i'm literally laughing my entire ass off rn. i can't believe i found this fic i wrote at 15 and orphaned when i came to my senses abt both #my complete inability and total aversion to writing first person as well as the fact that the english language should never have been #subjected to its words being done dirty like this 😭 #also i straight up fucking LIED in the authors note??? i said i'd broken my knee as a kid which is categorically false. i fell down some #stairs and banged it up and it's a tiny bit weak ig but i didn't break it? all any teens born after y2k know is eat hot chip and lie... #still not over the first line... the flip flop bit i remembered but i'd COMPLETELY forgotten 'a shriek seeped out of my throat'. girl. what. #how does a shriek seep exactly? the world may never know... #and the use of 'groped' is also sending me 😭 AND 'crash bash whump thump' girlllll send help holy shit i can't stop coughing & laughing #the rest of the fic isn't quite this bad but it's very purple yet ineloquent and rough. it's a good reminder of how much i've improved and #honestly i'd rather read this utterly amature fic bc it's at least charming in its lack of skill rather than infuriating like some of my #oneshots that are still on my page bc they're more comprehensible but just bad enough to make me cringe. getting mad at this oneshot would #be like getting bad at a kid's stick figure drawing. like. it's just kinda cute to see someone starting out on their creative journey #my old sw oneshots on the other hand are like the awkward growing pains of puberty. you just can't help but wince at the reminder #this is okay to reblog btw bc it's objectively hilarious and i don't mind ppl finding humor in it #len speaks

[dayurno]

are you going to read tsc when it comes out? and, if not: would you like your acolytes to give you the important kevin day updates or would you rather not?

oh my acolytes huh! well i don’t know :) it’s so nice of you to ask and i’m very touched actually…. nice to me 🥹…. i guess any (good) kevin updates would be nice and probably sway the balance on whether i read it or not, but at first glance i probably won’t read it unless it sparks my curiosity once it’s out and the story starts making its rounds around my circles :) i’m plenty interested in the period where jean stays with the foxes but i don’t much care for the trojans nor the proposed storyline*, though even a picky reader like yours truly can be convinced into buying a story if kevin day’s in it

*by this i don’t mean that i Dislike the process of jean healing but it’s just overall not my favorite theme and, to be frank, i don’t have much interest in reading about a normal well-adjusted team either. from my view tsc is aftg without my favorite parts (namely kevin day as a main character, the foxes’ messy dynamic, problematic and controversial side characters, neil’s narration, The Mafia, andrew in general) and while i am always and forever a ride or die for jean moreau, and i am glad he’s going to get better and be happy, a lot of my feelings for him don’t really stem from the idea that there is a softness underneath all the grit but actually and sincerely the fact that he is crazy. i Love jean because he’s horrible and scared and cruel and i don’t know if i’ll care much for him once he’s out of that state :) i meant it when i said a few months ago that i would’ve been more onboard with a story about the ravens (no matter how gruesome) or even a glimpse of jean’s pov in the nest, though of course nora sakavic should probably choose to be happy every once in a while so i wouldn’t ask her to write that

so tl;dr: you can send me good and relevant kevin updates if you want to and if they’re interesting enough i might read tsc in the future

#sorryyyyyyy sorry i know Healing is a big theme for the fandom but i just dont care #i dont care for it as a broad concept and i dont care for it in the context of these characters #and i know the trojans are normal good people which is also not something i care for #though i am excited for laila and alvarez and i will be looking forward to that relationship getting discussed more #but the rest is just not for me and that’s fine #i havent kept up with nora’s writing so i don’t know what it’s like Now so who’s to say! i might just as well get hooked as soon as it drop #i might finally be able to swallow the concept of jerejean even #these are just my pre-release thoughts #i also Worry and Pine and Ache over kevin and his new arc and whatever the hell jean thinks of him #only because i know kevin getting in the way of another popular ship is not going to be fun #especially when his relationship to jean is so complicated #and i will say this im not your strongest soldier if the kevin-bashing era returns after tsc i’m leaving through where i came from #so really i don’t know :)! it might suck real bad it might be totally irrelevant and i might love it to death #its super up in the air atp #which for my autistic ass is. interesting. Hard. a change i did not want #but ultimately not a big deal and my anxieties get cured very quickly by frolicking in grass and hearing cats purr #actually thank you for asking this because i feel like i havent gotten around to really thinking this through #asks

[misclogarts]

mfw i'm writing questionablepie +strawberry family fluff and bb drops more content for them (it's angst)

#itlogthoughts #inquirer are you okay... girl... say something.......... #ok i'd be pretty pissed too if the only place i could relax in was connected to that underground organization that's been a pain in my* ass #for like. a while (*and pretty much everyone else's...? or at least those from the council of magic) #what i wonder though is that considering cherry pie is there there must be other fruit witches (or at least. anyone with an “unimportant”- #-specialty) in their ranks. that being said if the other witch disappearances are also from the everlasting (ie spider witch; lily witch- #-heck even the lemon witch that cherry may or may not have cooked) why are they targeting civilians instead of like. idk their actual targe #i mean giving it more thought it's probably so they can collect power before attempting anything (which makes sense) on the council #but like... do they not feel bad. because they're essentially preying on witches who are already at a disadvantage to the system (which- #-would also technically work in their favor; the council doesn't value them so if they disappeared it would cause minimal issue) #i guess it's a “the end justifies the means” type scenario but i'd hope that if the everlasting does manage to usurp the council of witches #they wouldn't go hungry (ha-ha.) for power and abuse it in the same way they're doing #on a completely unrelated note of all of the people to take on the role of the head of the mind division ... why and how did they pick- #-memorial. i mean he could be qualified for the job or maybe well-loved but going from that one post bb made anything under their managemen #is a total mess in comparison to when philos was the head. that combined with the whole "can't get mad at what you can't remember thing... #i suspect foul play :/ #i wonder what button's speciality is because there's no way that they're just a random hire

[danmeiljie]

How It Should Have Happened: A Series of Advance Bravely Fix Its

Episode 15

Yuan Zong's heart was beating wildly beneath his muscular chest as he gazed up at Xia Yao. He swallowed the bite of pear he had been chewing, trying to hold back a smirk. The younger man was leaning over him, their legs slotted perfectly on the leather couch in his office. It was already dark, and once again Xia Yao had lingered around after hours, probably hoping to spend the night again in Yuan Zong's private quarters on site at his training facility.

This didn't bother Yuan Zong, but that did not deter him from teasing Xia Yao a little for being so obvious.

"You tricked me!" Xia Yao exclaimed, a smile threatening to ruin his scowl. "This pear is so sour it's making me numb all over!" He licked his red lips to prove his point, which only served to draw Yuan Zong's patiently aroused gaze.

"Numb, eh?" Yuan Zong replied. He kept his arms open to the side, despite desperately wanting to wrap his hands around the slender waist of the boy nearly laying on top of him. Xia Yao's face loomed closer.

"So numb I don't think I can move," he said seductively. Yuan Zong felt himself twitch in his pants. He was thrilled at the boldness Xia Yao was showing. He waited to see what he would do. Yuan Zong had initiated a few kisses since that first night Xia Yao loitered around the company kitchen, and Xia Yao had been receptive. But he wondered if tonight Xia Yao would finally do what Yuan Zong knew he desired. It was plain to see in his hungry eyes.

"So what can you do about the taste in your mouth?" Yuan Zong prompted in his low voice. He refused to look away, and Xia Yao continued staring at him. The tension between them was growing, as Xia Yao reached up and loosened the tie at his neck. Yuan Zong swallowed, captivated by the flushed beauty of this rich Beijing prince. Xia Yao licked his lips again and he leaned in closer, propping himself up on his elbows now instead of his hands. He let his head dip down and his soft cheek slid next to Yuan Zong's face.

He could smell the sweet mix of Xia Yao's sweat and faded cologne; it tested his ability to continue holding still. Everything in him wanted to pin the man to the floor and tear at his clothes. Xia Yao nuzzled Yuan Zong, and he couldn't help but let one hand come up and rest on the young man's thigh. Soft lips pecked carefully at the corner of Yuan Zong's mouth, then directly onto his lips. Yuan Zong moved slowly at first, pursing his lips in return, letting Xia Yao lead.

They kissed like this, moving their mouths together for a moment without changing, simply enjoying the pleasurable feelings. Then Xia Yao seemed to become more comfortable, and his tongue licked tentatively at Yuan Zong's upper lip. He pulled back a bit, suddenly embarrassed, and Yuan Zong smiled and slid his hand up Xia Yao's thigh, curving around to feel his perky, cute butt. Xia Yao arched his back at the touch, but his eyes shone with lust.

"Do you still feel numb?" Yuan Zong asked.

Xia Yao blinked, as if he didnt know what he meant, then shrugged one shoulder.

"Maybe you need to kiss again?" Yuan Zong teased, not unkindly. He smirked as a blush beautifully decorated Xia Yao's cheeks. He lifted his head from the couch a bit and Xia Yao met him halfway, kissing him again, still carefully holding his body over Yuan Zong. Yuan Zong finally brought up his other hand, having already discarded his half eaten pear, and held the side of Xia Yao's face. He pushed his tongue inside, sweeping through his mouth, fully tasting and sucking on Xia Yao's warm tongue. The boy moaned as his eyelashes fluttered closed, and Yuan Zong became uncomfortably tight in his trousers. His whole body felt deliciously warm.

He let his head fall back down on the armrest of the couch, a string of saliva snapping against Xia Yao's bottom lip as they parted.

"Better?" Yuan Zong asked, lifting his eyebrows. Xia Yao wiped his mouth and nodded.

"I think I actually like it," he said. "The sour pears, I mean."

He gave Yuan Zong a smug look and climbed off the couch to retrieve his bag that he had thrown on the floor in his mock rage earlier. He turned around to Yuan Zong still splayed out on the couch, one knee now bent, his legs casually open and inviting, an arm behind his head.

"You still going to try and find a girlfriend?" Xia Yao demanded.

"What do you think?" Yuan Zong retorted with a smile. Xia Yao half-smiled back, and spun on his heels, leaving the office. When he reached the door, he turned around again.

"So what are you making for dinner?" He looked at Yuan Zong expectantly.

Yuan Zong sat up slowly, and undid the tie at his throat. "What would you like?"

#so they do kinda kiss here in the bts #and xu feng totally grabs gong juns ass #so naturally... i had to... #i am just restoring what they more than likely had written in the script but had to cut last minute #they definitely should have kissed #advance bravely #my bad gifs #xu feng #gong jun #my writing #advance bravely fix its #advance bravely... fanfic?!

[pinkjersey]

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#instead of “everyone in the peloton can tell that tadejonas are pining for each other” #i propose the concept of: tadejonas who are *already together* like full-on established relationship living together part of the time etc #but somehow. no one else in the peloton has figured it out? #and like they didn't MEAN to hide it from people okay it wasn't on purpose #it just started out that way because when they realized they wanted to try it they ALSO realized that sooo much could go wrong #so they were like “we'll keep it pretty quiet until we're sure that whatever this is between us is real and will work out” #and obviously it does work out but when they try to tell people it somehow never seems to go according to plan #like somehow everyone leaves those conversations having completely missed the part where they say they're dating #and instead landed somewhere in the ballpark of “tadejonas are massively crushing on each other we have to help them” #so everyone is CONVINCED that they're pining away for each other and they keep trying to set them up in increasingly wild schemes #and tadejonas are just like. how do we explain to these people who we know and love that we are already in a committed relationship #random ass riders from like. every team tripping over themselves to help out the cause in the NAME OF LOVE and tadejonas are just like 🧍‍♂️ #and like they feel kind of bad about it but also its kind of a game now to see how obvious they can be before someone catches on #random rider: jonas i promise tadej is totally into you okay he like. wouldn't shut up about you at XYZ race okay he definitely likes you #jonas (adjusting his scarf to hide the hickeys tadej left and jingling the keys of the house he shares with tadej): if you say so #what if i wrote something