#what a joke.

[spop-romanticizes-abuse]

scorptra really did the cliche “being flustered after getting saved by love interest” trope and they still decided to go with c//a.

#what a joke. #although i don't appreciate how catra was willing to even risk scorpia's life here #i think this was the moment that she started softening up to scorpia #spop critical #spop salt #spop #spop criticism #spop discourse #she ra #anti spop #scorptra #scorpia x catra

[girldong]

#what a joke.

[iamnmbr3]

thinking about how somehow every Dracula movie adaptation I’ve seen feels less progressive and more sexist and backwards in its attitudes and more entrenched in toxic conceptions of gender and masculinity than a book written in the freaking 1800s. that is.... not good. 

#'bram stoker's Dracula'? lmao. I called bram stoker and he said he doesn't know u #what a joke. #Dracula #dracula daily #my post

[toonheartz]

sucks to have different faucets of things i wanna do. so many things interest me so much, but im held back by just...the pitiful amount of energy i have

#rambles 💥 #i wanna draw this i wanna draw that! #i'd like to get a job #i'd like to have money to make more things and do more things #i'd like to be able to at least properly furnish xion's tank #what a joke. #i'm just as trapped as i always was.

[roseofstardust]

Death of creativity death of every thing that makes us human i hate it here no one actually really cares about art and where it comes from as long as they can look at it and consume it no one ever cared about artists anyway and now everythings so synthesised i HATE IT I HATE IT

#ai art #what a joke. #art theft

[ceoofcrimes]

another fucking awful day for minorities in this country.

#What a joke. #I've had a long day #Auspol #Australia #Australian news #trans Australia

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

#still not really sure what part of this joke was funny? #cuz if the prank had worked #then they would have made an 8 year old think she had lost her family and been rejected by god #which isn’t really much of a joke #Christian’s are weird yall #pirateprincessjess

[miniaturecatmentality]

guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

#tiktok #tiktoks #well actually this is from #instagram reels #Instagram #but we all know what i mean #short form videos #comedy #hahaha #🤓 #funny #praying mantis #entomology #entomology jokes #and something else entirely #dogs #little dog #chihuahua #creachur #bad jokes #yeah #i think thats enough tags

[futurebird]

The "B" is *not* for "buses"

Via mastodon(aka the fediverse)

#everyone welcome #lgbtq #gay jokes #buses #pride month #rainbow flag #lgbtq pride #not you #what did buses do? #I love public transportation

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back. #he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them. #and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him. #your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back. #i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

[visit-ba-sing-se]

I love ending e-mails with "thank you in advance". Like what are you going to now? Not do the thing I already thanked you for? Bring dishonor on yourself like that? No? I didn't think so. Check mate you have been played by the master of manipulation.

#So what if my last refuge is bad jokes #Every Day i get Emails #And have to make phone calls

[seriousturd]

#tumblr polls #random polls #poll time #i love looking at usernames and wondering what it MEANS #so many of you guys have such cool sounding usernames #i just picked random words i like LMAO #serious because people always see me as super serious irl (i'm just a very anxious perfectionist lol) #and turd because i have the sense of humor of a toddler and think poop jokes are funny

[brawltogethernow]

Ominous howled rendition of "Silent Night" recorded in the woods at 1AM this morning.

#christmas #music #no that's not a joke or an art premise no i don't know what was up with it

[scriv3lloirl]

please sirrrr my kid just wanted braces (please give me my kids molars back)

Y'ur brats molars were added t' the teeth jar.

#N what d'ya think I am #an Orthodontist? #HAH #what a joke. #🦷 #orin scrivello fictive #real host post #dr pepper collective

[vraska-theunseen]

DID YOU ALL KNOW THAT YOU CAN DO WHATEVER UOU WANT WHEN YOURW MAKING ART ISNT THAT WILD

#alex talks #this was a piece i didn't really know what to do with so i put the holes in at first and then someone im in class with suggested i bite it #(i think she was joking) and after i took out a chunk she said she meant just put an indent so i tried that too and that's why it's mismash

[franeridart]

more dragon

#my sketches #one piece #monkey d luffy #monkey d dragon #monkey d garp #real talk and jokes aside i think dragons childhood with garp wasn’t all that bad #since he actually was a marine at some point right so he must have at the very least respected garp #garps way of raising a kid that actually wanted to be a marine must have been somewhat different too #all in all i think leaving luffy to garp wouldn’t sound like such a weird thought to dragon ?? #i get why hed go there i mean #garp tho…………….. #what was that man even thinking………………….