#what a catch

[eldstunga]

Lineup 2: Valerie

#Valerie #Character lineup #Cyberpunk #Flash Memory #my art #prosthetics #robot arms #cyborg #long of leg and dumb of ass #Tired eyes herbo #tall dark and handsome #what a catch #oc

[st-hedge]

Outfit change for playthrough 2 of sekiro 🤠 I… I should do the gauntlets eventually

#sekiro #a game with a protagonist who looks like a dog someone left out in the rain #and sounds like he smokes 10 packs a day #what a catch

[paranoiid-corpse]

maybe fall out boy will fix me

#puts on fall out boy and cries #pete wentz gets me okay #i too have troubled thoughts #and self esteem too match #what a catch #(yes these are fall out boy lyrics) #fall out boy #folie a deux #pete wentz

[spirallingstarcases]

LEAN ON ME….RIGHT INTO THE SONG ABT LOSING UR FRIEND. WHAT IF I DIE RN

#TOURDUST #WHAT A CATCH #spispeaks

[lady-riel]

How do die-hard cassian stans justify the scene where he knows Nesta is suicidal and he doesn't do shit except continue on with his little punishment. PLEASE MAKE ME UNDERSTAND.

#what a catch #cassian #anti cassian #nesta #nesta archeron #nesta deserves better #acosf

[songshowdown]

Favorite FOB Song?

 A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More “Touch Me” vs What A Catch, Donnie

#poll #polls #music #fall out boy #fob #from under the cork tree #folie a deux #a little less sixteen candles a little more touch me #a little less sixteen candles #what a catch donnie #what a catch #emo #alt rock #rock #pop punk #patrick stump #pete wentz #joe trohman #andy hurley

[grandtreeangel]

Holy shit the quality of this is insane (piano medley Orlando 3-15-2024)

#piano medley #2ourdust #orlando #live video #golden #what a catch

[hiidenneiti]

#sovelias liitto #albert edelfelt #what a catch

[transparent--gay]

ronan lynch is possibly the only middle child to have not been raised to have middle child syndrome

#on the contrary declan has both eldest daughter syndrome AND middle child syndrome #what a catch #ronan lynch #trc #and like I GET IT it was very much intentional #bc u don’t want the [redacted] feeling unloved #does that tag count as greywaren spoilers? maybe #incoherent posting on main again

[hypmic-writings]

concept: every time gentaro calls his s/o a pet name it gets increasingly more verbose (jyushi as well but he plays it 100% straight)

I love this and absolutely agree with both statements haha it starts out with 'darling' and ends up with 'lovely darling apple of my eye, angel of my life who I love with all the love in my heart to the moon and back'.

And then sometimes he just calls you random fruits like 'good morning pineapple' and 'thank you, plum'~

#mod post #gentaro is the cutest #i want him #what a catch

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

Oooooo baby I'm getting wild tonight (smoking weed on the couch while I watch a Kingdom Hearts playthrough with my dog)

#life of faye #stoner geek chic #watch out world I'm tearing it up #what a catch #kingdom hearts #saw a trailer for kh4 and it looked so awful it bummed me out and I needed to listen to the soothing cadence of the original for a while

[24thmemberkatienolan]

That VAR check was a wild ride

#I’m wheezing at the offside call instead #what a catch #woso #arsenal wfc #uwcl 22/23 #vfl wolfsburg frauen

[swagging-back-to]

the amount of radfems who will actually crawl on their knees and bend over backwards for real life males....

#dont get me wrong i simp my fair share of fictional males.... #but never would i EVER #ever. #romanticise a real life male. never would i look at him and go 'wow' #what a catch #they DISGUST me at best. #idk it's just sooo hypocritical #same with the fem dating strategy. a lot of those women think theyre radfems but they arent #there is NO such thing as a high value male and if you think there is then you are still knee deep in patriarchal thinking.

[ao3screenshotss]

#title: #what a catch #author: #sockcats #ao3 #ao3 funny #bungou stray dogs #rashomon #nakajima atsushi #akutagawa ryuunosuke

[thekidsare-not-alright]

THE STREETS ARE SAYING WHAT A CATCH DONNIE (PIANO) IM GOING TO BE ILL

pete talking about compliments before that? iDK THE STREAM ENDED AND I DONT KNOW

#fall out boy #fob #pete wentz #patrick stump #WHAT A CATCH #ASHDFKJDSAGH #tourdust spoilers

[asterkiss]

What a Catch!: Chapter 12

Pairing: Bill/Mabel Synopsis: Mabel was a mermaid who didn't ask for much. In fact, all she pretty much wanted from her soulmate was a romantic first meeting where he would sweep her off her fins. Unfortunately, fate had other plans. Her soulmate didn't so much sweep her off her fins as he trapped her in a fish net. [Read on AO3 here]

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5  | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8 | Chapter 9 | Chapter 10 | Chapter 11 | Chapter 12

CHAPTER 12: HUNTING PARTY

‘Mabel, I need you to tell me everything that transpired during my hibernation.’

The mermaid blinked owlishly beneath the sphinx’s narrow stare. She hadn’t been too happy about him yanking her out of the water, and after a hasty apology she now found herself looking upon both her Grunkles on land. 

‘Uh, what do you mean?’ she asked, wondering if Dipper had gone and blabbed.

‘Cipher,’ Stanford replied, eyes narrow. ‘How did you learn about that name?’

Ah. Mabel paused, now she actually wished Dipper was here as support. ‘Oh, well that’s just… You know.' She shrugged nervously. 'It’s like I saw it written on a mirror that he dropped.’

‘He?’

‘Yeah, the, um, Hunter?’

Stanley’s eyes flared as he jerked forward. ‘Hunter? He came near you? ‘

‘He hasn’t hurt you, has he?’ Stanford asked, frowning.

‘No, no, not at all!’ she replied breezily, waving her hands about and realising he hadn’t hurt her one bit actually. Both men relaxed. ‘Although…’ They tensed again.

‘There is a little tiny piece of information that’s causing a bit of an issue.’ She whispered, offering a sheepish smile as she poked her fingers together. Time to finally let the cat out the bag, huh?

Stanley blinked. ‘Like what?’

Mabel folded her arms as she leant against the shore. ‘So, haha, funny story but uh… It turns out that blonde hunter is sort of my soulmate?’

The mens yells echoed throughout the entire island.

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Bill remained stoic as he fiddled with his rifle in a small workshop, currently adorned in full hunting gear. His back flared with fresh pain and the blond's lips pressed into a tight grimace . He knew from experience it would be a good few weeks before the pain dulled to an ache. Then a few weeks more before it healed completely. Then the cycle would be repeated at the behest of his dear mother.

Bill clenched his jaw as he applied lubrication to the moving parts of the gun, wiping a cloth over the rails and bolt lugs and guides. Usually maintaining his gear had a calming effect upon him but this time it only proved to further rile him up, given the reasoning behind it this time. It was in the next moment that the door to the shop opened, and when the blond raised his head he found his mother stepping through with Kryptos and-

‘Xanthar?’ 

His other cousin was so large he had to duck down to get through the door frame, his biceps as large as Bill’s head. A shaggy dark beard and hair covered most of his face, with a chainsaw slung over his shoulder. The guy didn’t say much but it was obvious from one look that he could split a tree in two from his arms alone. Bill heard all his clothing had to be made tailor made.

‘Why did you get those two?’ Bill asked, face sour. He didn't need others making this any more complicated.

‘Because I obviously can’t trust you to do anything yourself,’ his mother snapped, voice laced with disgust. She huffed, hands on her hips as her piercing eyes regarded them all. ‘The portal is being reopened you will all go in and handle this matter quickly and efficiently as expected as members of this family. I expect you back by tomorrow.’

‘Tomorrow?’ Krytops asked, eyes wide. 

‘Is that a problem?’ she asked, voice sharp.

‘Um, no, not really… I mean, I just, that’s not a lot of time, y’know?’

‘You’re catching a mermaid, not a sphinx. Even my dumb sister could do it with her eyes blinfolded.’

Bill swallowed thickly.

‘I’ll repeat myself one more time. You will go to the Monster Dimension, you will capture this mermaid who has become a thorn and embarrassment in our family’s side, you will kill her, you will bring her body back, and she will be presented as our kill for this year. Am I clear?’

‘Y-Yes Auntie Ciri.’

Xanthar grunted in confirmation.

Bill felt her cold gaze on him expectantly and he nodded, latching the barrel into place with an audible click. His gaze was empty as he nodded obediently.

‘Understood.’

No more Mr. Nice Guy.

Soulmates or not.

His back continuned to burn.

#what a catch #ff update #mabill