#weirdos one and two

[daisyxlynch]

Dr...Daisy? || Self-Para

That couldn’t be right.. She absolutely had to be misreading something! Daisy blinked at the letter in her hand, reading it a second time. A third, then a fourth just to be sure. But the words didn’t change. Okay, she needed someone way smarter than she was to help make sense of this! Jumping up, letter still clutched in a hand that was starting to shake in excitement, Daisy called for Dakota as she raced through the house.

Finding them in the kitchen, she hauled her best friend to the couch so they could read it together. And..it was true. This was real. Wizard’s Words, the publishing company that she had been communicating with for most of the year, wanted to sponsor her tuition. As the puzzle pieces of her plans for the future began to click into place, Daisy’s eyes filled with grateful tears. “I can’t believe this is happening! I’m..a mistress now! I’m gonna to be published some day! I’m gonna be a doctorate student! I’m gonna be..” She giggled now, the moniker sounding so funny in her mind before she even voiced it. “Doctor Daisy!” Overcome with excitement and emotions, she just clung to Dakota as more plans began to fill her overactive mind.

She was going to put so much focus into her studies now! The last thing she wanted to do was disappoint the people who were so nice to do this for her. But more than that, she was going to have fun! Her own place, with a big garden and yard where Topaz could run around. Maybe..maybe she would find him a girlfriend! And they would have baby Nifflers for her to play with! She’d have a big country kitchen, and a sewing room, and an art room and..oh! A shop! She could open her own shop now! Oh gosh..what was she going to do with that? There was so many things she liked, how could she narrow it down enough to fit in a small store? Maybe she’d have two shops..was that a thing?

OH! She needed to text Lily! And Vi, and Dhani and Scott and all of her friends! Maybe she would have a party at her new house once she was settled! And oh!! She would have her magic back now too! Daisy was full of too many ideas to keep silent now, starting to chatter away to Dakota. Who, she could only guess now, wouldn’t be all that sad to see her go...

@xdakotawintersx  @lilylynch​  @violetxlynch​  @dhanilyman​  @xscottlandenbergx​

#Daisy things #head canon #self para #weirdos one and two #sister witches #always my master

[bluechanas]

quick frobin doodle

#one piece #nico robin #franky #frobin #my art #doodle #my two darling weirdos #they’re so

[corxoran]

haunted

#asoryuu #asogi kazuma #asougi kazuma #kazuma asogi #kazuma asougi #naruhodo ryunosuke #naruhodou ryuunosuke #ryunosuke naruhodo #ryuunosuke naruhodou #cork art #don’t ask what this is supposed to be #idk #i personally like to see this as a kazuma md two different people au #masked disciple #masked apprentice #both kazuma and md would be in love with ryu obv #kazuma looks away for one minute and that weirdo is talking to his best friend again #enjoy #^^ #“the long weekend is over so i'm gonna take a break from drawing” i'm a dirty fucking liar #i couldn't NOT draw this

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

a couple more of my Guys <3 i need to start putting them all in fun outfits. also i need to draw them more the brainrot is Real

#by them i mean the Cast not just these two #my beloved idiots and weirdos.... hng.... #need to draw them in outfits and Places and Situations- #one thing i really wanna do is assign them all a tarot card #and then Make a lil card for each one. i think that would be fun... #scribble salad #forced idiots <3 #oc #original character #ocs #original characters #man maybe... maybe i'll double down on the story building tonight... maybe That's what i'll do #theyre calling me!!!

[the-woman-upstairs]

Many reasons why I love Hoffman but one thing that tops the list is him sending Strahm to a Saw trap equivalent of a “Do you like me? Check Yes or No” note.

#such a deeply pathetic little weirdo desperate for attention but he cannot communicate that normally #so…saw trap #mark hoffman #hoffstrahm #coffinshipping #saw movies #saw franchise #like to believe hoffman had a little crush initially but then strahm gave himself a tracheotomy and it was all over for him #hoffman really comes off as someone who hoarded any and all attention his sister gave him #and when she died and then john directed him to exist in almost total anonymity #he completely lost it when *one* person started actively paying attention to him again #toxic yaoi for the win #can’t believe that not only do i enjoy the fuck out of these movies #but they also include my absolute favorite type of character: repressed weirdo bruiser not fit for society and uses violence as therapy #i binged all the saw movies in two weeks and all i got was this brainrot

[presidentofthelipglossclub]

heatwave and optimus are such an underrated comedic duo. every single time they are in the same vicinity as each other everything immediately goes to shit. this is i think because they are both primus's blorbos, and in true blorbo fashion, must suffer. greatly. anyway this leads to some very fun interactions such as:

heatwave, newly appointed leader of like every rescue bot, on his first day as a secret alien on earth, immediately deciding he wants to leave right after accepting optimus's orders. and when he can't do that, he starts talking to people because he has no fear i guess.

optimus prime, leader of the cybertronian race, chosen by primus, and guy who says "nothing much, double dutch" in response to an extremely casual greeting in a very formal situation in front of his child (heatwave), presumably to embarrass said child.

heatwave, recent student of optimus's old friend who is a respected and decorated war veteran as well as a long time rescue bot, calling optimus (WHO IS FRIENDS WITH THIS GUY) just to bitch at him.

optimus prime, protector of civilians and humanity, fully prepared to watch a game show (created by blades and chase) in which a human child gets electrocuted. (there was a misunderstanding involving the term "lightning round" in trivia).

heatwave, rescue team leader, assigned to protect humans, straight up just driving off a cliff into the ocean with no warning, with his human partner who is screaming, all to win a race.

optimus prime, by now nearly a godlike figure, adopted father of all the rescue bots, also a terrible communicator, ghosting his kids for four years (get it. ghost. bc he died.) and then not explaining ever.

like literally i could go on but they are total messes and it's hilarious. where is all the content of incredibly chaotic and weird father daughter bonding for heatwave and optimus. they are so funny.

(yes i meant to type daughter bc heatwave gives off eldest daughter energy ok. no other reason for the shit he pulls.)

#tfrb #rescue bots #transformers rescue bots #transformers aligned #tfp #rid2015 #tfrb heatwave #tfrb optimus #tfp optimus prime #tf aligned continuity #transformers #they r such a shitty father daughter duo #i think optimus is just too bad at opening up to actually be normal about anything ever. #heatwave can in theory open up but chooses not to because he doesn't like the vibes #i think the sheer power of having the two most overpowered mentally unwell radical bots in the same room could kill someone #probably in rba they use that #like by that time they've both emotionally grown but they r still little weirdos #so they can just girlboss it up and no one can stop them #yeah. idk #heatwave is my pookie bear and optimus is babygirl (esp in tfrb) so i'm giving them the fucked up dynamic they deserve

[leupagus]

#ted lasso #putting this in the ted lasso tag because I keep seeing people use 'ship' in the second sense #rather than the first #and I wondered if this is one of those things that has shifted meaning without me realizing it #because I have literally never used the term other than 'I just like these two weirdos teogether' #so I'm wondering if I'm the problem (to quote TSwift)

[sevinite]

love love love drawing art of npcs that my chara has only hung out with one time (she is hopelessly in love with them and so am i! can you blame us?!)

#illustration #digital art #oc art #ttrpg oc #my art #sev ocs #honda miata i love you forever #only you would try to bang not one but Two weirdo priests #AND an exiled doctor #not exiled anymore of course #thanks to honda’s party! #but she is missing now so. we are down to the two priests.

[daisyxlynch]

🔮 Future plans involving your muse

I wanna go somewhere together! Spring break is coming up soon, just saying.... 😉

@xdakotawintersx

#weirdos one and two #she's very bad at giving hints lol

[beachboysnatural]

In every timeline Ryu Sun-jae is accosted by an absolutely insane woman and every timeline he falls head over heels for her

#their dynamic is translatable (NOT the same but hear me out) to jane eyre and mr rochester #in that one of them is an obvious weirdo and the other is just as much of a weirdo but is just better at hiding it #(completely different genre though like couldn't be more different i fear) #she literally went 'lets live together' when theyd spoken for a cumulative five minutes and he went 'that was weird. whatever' #judging by the ep14 prerelease theres gonna be red envelope hijinks and i cant wait #also have a very strong suspicion that THIS version of him is a time traveler because the watch still had two chances. but we'll see #lovely runner

[tardis-technician]

#I don't think this scene has ever been as true for two characters as it is for these weirdos #I'm sure this has been done a million times but I couldn't find one and my friend just watched season three for the first time #so I needed one handy #tenth doctor #the master #simm!master #paradox posts #doctor who

[spearxwind]

two things:

you deserve people who love you properly and unconditionally without you needing to bend over backwards to be someone else who you think might be better loved. You need to be comfortable with being yourself in order for people to see you and love you for that and it will be immensely worth it i promise

you deserve to take up the space you inhabit. youre living your life just like everyone else is, and you have every right to be as loud about it as you want. Get yourself treats, go outside, find little things to be joyous about

#thunderclap #i think these two things are the ones i most often see as issues online #and i keep thinking about making a post like this as a reminder for anyone who might need to read it #also this post is lacking All Of The Nuance that internet randos make issues out of #so please dont be a weirdo 💀 this is legit just a positivity post #if you come on here saying things like 'so people who are assholes have a right to be loud about it' or whatever im exploding your skull

[eerna]

The Oleander Sword is so good. literally feeling like kicking my feet and giggling rn. what happened to Tasha Suri in that year between book 1 and book 2

#book 1 was fine. book 2 is so friggin good i can't stop reading. i feel like a sponge taking it all in #bhumika is bhumika but like ten times more herself and i am screaming. malini finally found a proper manipulate girlboss stride. #even PRIYA who was SO BORING in book 1 is making me lose my marbles. like i wont lie when she became an elder i was like ugh nooooooooo #but it was the absolute best decision ever her trying to rise from a maidservant to the second most important person in the country by #totally blowing off the politics and instead being some sort of a forest wizard is AMAZING #and the yEARNING. FINALLY. THE YEARNING IS HERE. i was SO BORED by the romance in book 1 but THIS IS IT. THIS IS WHAT I WANT. #malini trying to balance her controlling tendencies that are needed more than ever with treating priya properly. #no one figuring out why the godly ordained empress is letting that weirdo waltz around traitorously. #the two of them constantly being on edge bc WHAT IF SOMEONE FIGURES IT OUT. OH MY. THAT WOULD BE SUPER BAD. #AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE YAKSA AND THEIR SECOND COMING. BRO. THE WAY I SCREAMED. THIS IS SO COOL. #anyway i am only 40% through i am praying the book stays this slaying bc i am living for this #eernatalk

[theneighborhoodwatch]

i love franklydear as much as the next guy, but i have to admit i’m always a little thrown off by how much fanwork portrays them as married from the get-go, because part of the appeal of franklydear for me is the prospect of someone having their gay awakening while also experiencing the muppets’ adaptation of silent hill.

#public notice #welcome home #another part of course being that i think they might fall into a tried and true favorite dynamic of mine: #extremely unassuming normal man x man-adjacent thing who is moderately-to-very weird and open about it #except the longer you look the more you realize one of them is almost Definitely hiding something whether they realize it or not #and buddy. it ain't the weirdo. #of course i could just be getting ahead of myself. anyway #i can't really Fault people for drawing them as already married bc there Is cute as hell concept art of them wearing wedding bands #i just like thinking about The Journey #also Another part of the appeal of franklydear for me is like #we know that it Happens. we just don't know how or when. presumably bc that's all Plot Sensitive Information #something about that is very funny to me. a spoiler so out of context that it almost ceases to be a spoiler entirely #anyways that concludes tonight's musings about these two specifically #i saw a post i wanna respond to so if im not Too fucked up i wanna work on that #franklydear

[dilfenthusiast]

Oh DurgeTash this and DurgeTash that. I’m on that unfulfilling toxic and weird TavTash grind

#I genuinely think it would be such a funny weirdo freak relationship #because it’s like … I’ve killed your conspirators. I’m coming to kill you #I can kill your steel watchers without breaking a sweat. I’ve blown up two of your factories #I am coming to kill you. I will kill you. one of us must kill the other #but before that. we can flirt and make out and dance around each other. but one of us must die. #tavtash #lord enver gortash #bg3

[wyfy-meltdown]

Nagisa living long enough to form bonds with other magical girls presents two wildly different AUs:

1. She meets Mami and the two help eachother through their mutual issues (fluff-fix-it-fic style)

2. She's mentored by Yuu and becomes an assassin who gets you with the bubble blower and puts a slice of cheese on your corpse (fix-it-fic but alot less fluff)

#nagisa momoe #nagisa pmmm #yuu magia record #mami pmmm #mami tomoe #mami madoka magica #nagisa madoka magica #madoka magica #puella magi madoka magica #mahou shoujo madoka magica #pmmm #I want to write a fic or two but I have no time #Nagisa is one of my favourite funky little weirdos #she's literally just there and somehow makes two of the most tragic storylines in pmmm #yuusa yumeno #yuusa magia record #wyfy's meltdowns