Oh I'm indifferent to shipping! I was just curious, as I've seen a lot of people make jokes about how the ships are incest. While I saw their perspective, I just wanted to hear a tul fan perspectives too. Thanks for the answer. :)
Oh interesting! I didn’t realize it was a huge issue/joke. I don’t interact much with the fandom at large. I stick to tumblr only, and even then, I don’t have many followers, so im probably not an authority on the subject!
It’s my opinion that there should be less of a focus on shipping and more of a focus on the platonic relationships in general, so if shipping goes down the drain, it won’t hurt me!
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I went to chipotle today for a burrito bowl. During the one hour it took them to get my food out to me (it’s newly opened, I should have known better), a wing nut came into my business and tried to share the word of the Lord by handing out pamphlets. She didn’t want us to burn for all eternity, you see, and wanted us to know that we should accept Jesus Christ as our one true savior or whatever.
My business partner said “no thank you, I’m Jewish.” Her standard (truthful) response which usually works to cut off any further discussion. However this particular wingnut says “jesus is the messiah so that means technically I’m Jewish too.”
(Lady. You can’t just say that. You can’t just. SAY THAT. PLEASE. STOP.)
That wasn’t really worth responding to, so my partner didn’t. And when the wingnut then tried to turn her attention to our employee she said “no. No no. They’re all mine here.”
I’m sad I missed her chasing off the fanatic - it’s my favorite pastime but also I’m not sad because why god why do people think this kind of thing is ok?
Anyway. It’s time to revisit a purchase of this sign for our door, since the evangelists just keep rolling in and all we have are two lapsed Catholics and our Jewish work mom, none of whom are really gonna be too eager to get the latest religious tract and save ourselves from eternal damnation.
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Me:in heavy Russian accent, as I am spreading peanut butter and jelly on a crepe sandwich running on zero (0) hours of sleep and pink battery acid with pink punch monster "big strong peanut butter, very strong. Holds crepe sandwich together like glue"
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Love how this news just completely killed all timelines of anything Busan related. Like they said you get 1 day to enjoy this concert before we change subjects. It’s hilarious in a way, they gave Busan what they wanted and now no one’s gonna be giving a fuck about it because the news will just be milking this announcement for months, dragged out by the fact they’ll be going at different times which will just be more articles to write about BTS.
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fake ass idgafer. I saw you gazing off into the distance like you were looking at something far away, something no one else could see but you
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“Trapped”
Stone Butch Blues - Leslie Feinberg
@/lilboyblueish on Instagram
Poem by Keaton St. James (@boykeats)
I/Me/Myself - Will Wood
We Both Laughed In Pleasure by Lou Sullivan
cis people asking cis questions by Silas Denver Melvin (@sweatermuppet)
Tomboy Survival Guide by Ivan Coyote
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house MD voice: if it's in his lungs, it's in his asshole. get me a biopsy of his penis.
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So my friend asked her 7 year old niece how can she be sure that her crush likes her back and her niece answered "Because we laugh together." I will be thinking about this for the rest of my life.
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news from the uk right now is that our new prime minister, who was appointed little over a month ago, is now being asked by her own party to resign after almost crashing the pound and having to do a complete u-turn on her policies.
she's actually had even less time in power (because parliament has to 'respectfully' stop due to the queen dying, cos you know, the country had to come to a complete halt for ten days) and her time in control is being likened to the shelf life of a lettuce. no seriously, there is currently a live stream of 'who will last longer, liz truss or this lettuce?':
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