#we are aholes

[cringefail-clown]

you guys remember the post ive made about classpecting my old ocs and how their session would be Terrible? well here they are. i imagine theyd be a bunch of college students who once were childhood internet friends that kinda fell apart, but decided to reconnect over winter break by playing a new and fresh game that just appeared on the market. chaos ensues

#homestuck oc #homestuck #mspfa #oc #homestuck au #their names are (from left to right) #basil avery lavender tom (goes by chester) imogen and helena #when i say itd be terrible I MEAN IT lmfao the majority of them are straight up aholes they wouldnt stand each other #except lav lav is a sweetheart we stan lav #posts this and dips away #imma be pretty busy this week so i wont be active my life is in shambles srry guys!! will go back to any asks/messages when i have time!!!

[larapaulussen]

#gif #why do I have to spend every christmas and every birthday alone #for what am I being punished #I am a good person #and I don’t think this suffering has any sense #it’s just that in life the happy people have good things coming their way #and the sad people always just get more trauma #I know I could have a relationship if I didn’t have such a traumatic childhood #my trauma lets me reject the good guys and waste my time with the aholes #but i don’t know what to do about it #every nice guy I met absolutely wasn’t attractive to me #and we also didn’t have anything in common #so I’m not even regretting rejecting them cause it wouldn’t have worked out #and they deserve someone who actually fancies them #i just wonder why I never met a nice guy that I have common interests with #or who matched my preferences lookwise #it really feels like I’m simply not allowed to ever meet the right person #and gotten to the point where I swipe for hours have a lot of matches and then ghost everyone #as I just know it either will be someone nice but not attractive to me or an ahole #I just don’t have any energy left anymore #I just want to experience love so bad but can’t do these dates anymore #I’m so so tired

[randomlyblues]

Yandere!Zane x Librarian!Reader

TW: Kidnapping not beta read

You didn't understand how you ended up in this situation. The High Priest of O'kasis was here at your doorstep demanding information that you don't have.

"I don't take lightly to people who waste my time, so I will ask you again. Where is the information about the Divine Warriors! This can't possibly be all the information that you have!"

"Again Sir, I don't have what you seek! They have burned all the knowledge about them years ago."

You felt a pinch of fear when his eyes widened a little at the tone of your voice that was directed to him. You didn't mean to raise your voice at someone with a high status as you but he was getting on your last nerves not getting the hint that this is all that you can offer him. You have heard stories about how he uses his status of being this 'religious symbol' to cover up his cruel actions and even take part in executing people, if they deserve it or not.

Zane was quite impressed with you. He's lucky that his mask is hiding the grin that was starting to form on his face.

He originally wanted to come to the village library hoping to bump into you. The first time he took notice of you was when he had to wed a pathetic couple. They wanted him to take a days trip just to get them married at a village with the name 'Phoenix Drop', making him stop with is work. That is when he saw you in the crowd speaking with an excuse of a Lord that they call Aphmau. The conversation was lighthearted but nothing worthy for him to pay any mind until you started to mention Lady Irene and how his name was in the mix of the conversation. The way you said his name made him feel a sort of way. Zane found himself wanting to hear it again. He kept a note to himself that you may be valuable to him, drowning the weird feeling he got from his name being spoken.

Later in the evening he caught notice of your snappy attitude and how you tend to be more to yourself yet also spare a kind smile to people. Zane doesn't understand why you have caught his attention, he found himself tracking everything you did. To him you were just a normal pathetic thing with knowledge he can use, yet here he was admiring the power he can see that you hold. He just wants to break it. No not break it. Absorb it. Make it his. Make you his. He wants not only the power of your knowledge but you. So here he was, after the celebration had ended, in your little library admiring the audacity you had to talk to a high being in such a way.

" Of course, my apologies for speaking to a lady in such a rude manner," he bowed to you. You raised your eyebrow at his apologies, you didn't take him as a man that would do that.

"It's nothing," you brushed it off not noticing the way he looked at you as you begin to look for a girdle it can be easier for the man to carry them.

" I am guessing that you will be purchasing instead of returning since you have such a ways trip?"

"Can't spare to give them for free?"

"Will you have my head if I don't?" You said ,not meaning for it to sound appalled by his playful tone. Zane started to laugh at your statement causing you to tense up. Oh this beating heart of his is making you less and less annoying than other people. Oh is he going to have fun with you.

"Why would I do such a thing? That is a sin in the eyes of our dear Matron." You took notice at how his smile reached his eyes when the whole night that never seemed to be the case when other people approached him. Maybe the stories about him aren't true.

"Yeah you're right that was stupid of me to even say"

"Don't worry about it, it was a nice joke. What is your name?" It was a useless question to even ask since he already got his guards to find out for him a few minutes prior in order to find this place. You tell him your name.

" That is such a lovely name."

" Why thank you High Priest," you bow. Oh did he enjoy that. A weak thing like you bowing to him and looking at him like that. What he would do is just for you to look at him with those eyes for all eternity. Yet the way you say his status instead of his actual name caused him to make an unsatisfied face.

"Would you like to accompany me to my ship to help me?"

You took a moment to think about it. It wasn't an unusual request from people so you didn't know why you were so hesitant. It was probably just the tales about him that have stopped you or maybe the fact he has guards that could do that for him. Realizing you have taken a while to reply you tell him yes and follow.

After helping him with the books you tell him about his payment.

"Oh yes of course."

Before you knew it, you were knocked out quickly. Zane looked down at your unconscious state. Oh how pathetic and vulnerable you were, don't worry he would take care of you.

#yandere #yandere x reader #yandere x you #male yandere #zane ro'meave #minecraft diaries #aphmau minecraft diaries #aphmau mcd #aphblr #aphverse #zane aphmau #zane is such an ahole but a good one we just ignore the murder

[sammrz320]

Imma get serious heat for this, but at the same time, I'm about to make a point that'll make others even more heated.

Found families are a magnificent trope, when you gather a group of strangers together and live with one another as a family. But the problem with that is claims of absurd bs like incest.

If the papers haven't been made, let others ship characters of a reasonable age gap who are part of said family, but DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE GO OUT AND DECLARE IT INCEST!!

Me and my buddies are trying to have fun with the Ahsoka series cuz we're also massive Sabezra shippers, but if y'all are one of those people who wants to claim certain characters as incestuous, you've got a fucked up mindset and in desperate need of a reality check.

#seriously #aholes like antishippers #i can't fuckin stand em #waste of fucking time #let us be allowed to ship who we want to ship #take your disgusting ass opinions elsewhere or keep it to yourself #ahsoka show #star wars rebels #star wars #ezra bridger #sabine wren #sabezra #bullshit rambling

[lemonfreshlysqueezed]

Mew saying ‘Perhaps the one I should love is you’ to Ray was so manipulative. He could have just not mentioned that.

All this does is pull Ray back in on Mews side. And Mew knows he has something going on with Sand.

Sorry Mew but stop ruining the good things Ray has got going on. He’s already too good at doing that for himself, thank you.

#thai bl #only friends the series #only friends series #also we want for ray and sand to be happy togheter #you’re getting between that #we see boston as a ahole for doing so and now you!

[langdhon]

As someone who loves OCs, I think having preferences shouldn't be demonized. Just like we don't vibe with every canon character concept, we're allowed to not vibe with some OC concepts. Not writing with all OCs doesn't mean we secretly hate them, just like not writing with all canons doesn't mean we hate all canons.

#sometimes the reasons we don't follow have nothing to do with that tho #sometimes we don't vibe with the way sb runs their blog [no tagging etc] #or there's content that we don't want to see/triggers us #yes OCs deserve more love and yes there's a lot #of canon writers being aholes about OCs #but don’t brush them under the same rug with those who utilize the right to be selective #in regards to concepts as such #and yes. sometimes we simply don't vibe with the energy the mun gives off #that's normal and ok #psa

[fandom-hoard]

I’ve just discovered the existence of Clownhunter (Bao Pham)

He and Jason Todd should be buddies

#jason todd #batman #bao pham #clownhunter #I speak #they can start a team call ‘We literally gave Batman years to stop this ahole so I guess we’ll do it ourselves’

[sotiriabellou]

actually i love my cousins

#wed been getting kind of estranged mostly due to me being asocial and kind of an ahole #but now we really get along and theyre all so niceys:) #m

[duskkodesh]

I love all fellow Marvel comics fans but seeing a Punisher sticker on a car makes me back away from that person so fucking fast that I could die of the whiplash and secondhand cringe.

#Shitposting #It's true though #Marvel #I know how the symbol got claimed by Aholes but it's amazing how many also have a blue line sticker #Ah yes Frank Castle... supporter of cops #Like xenophobes using the CapAmerica shield #Sirs I do not believe you know of his works #Can we turn the Morbius 'M' into anything? #Symbol for monsterfuckers probably #Guilty as charged

[mattzerella-sticks]

God this is why I hate watching the Boys I have all these THOUGHTS and I can't express them all because then I'll be up all night!!!!

(And by hate I mean love)

#the boys #the boys s3 #god i just want to type forever and have my words be posted as i write #but like hughie turning into butcher and liking it #butcher's self hatred at bringing who he is to the surface #mm and his reaction to soldier boy #how i knew that new man in Monique's life would screw things up #FRENCHIE AND KIMIKO MY BABIES #the starlight of it all like if anyone deserves to be ceo it's her #ashley getting stockholm syndrome #a-train realizing he really did side with the aholes that offered him nothing #the deep and his surprisingly cunning wife like would not have expected that given what we saw in s2 #those poor analysts like they should quit #homelander realizing having what he wants isnt what he wants because it's not what he really wanted #soldier boy being such a traumatized individual and unlike dean it's kind of reversed because this trauma did break him and he is vengeance #STAN EDGAR watching it burn because he's lost so why not #queen maeve and her battle with self-hatred that mirrors butcher which is why they had such good chemistry #like hughie is to billy what annie is to maevr #annie had her maeve moments but then came to the light pun intended at the end of s1 #it's hughie's turn

[slavicviking]

Astrid Hofferson?

Hi! Hello! Thank you for asking :)

Sexuality Headcanon: Bi with preference for men

Gender Headcanon: cis female, she/her pronouns

A ship I have with said character: Hiccstrid all the way, I think my writing record can attest to that

BROTP: Astrid and Ruffnut because I choose to ignore the way they characterized their friendship in Race to the Edge. They have weekly sparring sessions, you can't convince me otherwise.

NOTP: Snotstrid but because they have waay more potential as friends imo

A random headcanon: She loves when a person she trusts plays with her hair. Normally she's a don't-touch-unless-you-want-an-axe-in-your-brain kinda gal but once you gain her trust, you're on braiding duty. Yes, her hair is as soft as it looks. It's the lavender soap.

Opinion over said character: Love her. WIsh I could be her.

#thank you for asking #hello friend how are you doing #httyd #almost wrote that astrid and ruffnut take down misogyny one ahole at a time in spare time #but yknow what? #women shouldnt have to do that in spare time #or at all #it gets *exhausting* #anyway astrid is a queen but i think we all know that already

[iamnotmereally]

Ppl will be so casually homophobic and transphobic and it makes me wanna punch a wall

#I literally can't do anything #Like i tell them and they're like. We weren't being homophobic! #They don't KNOW anything abt being queer not do they want to know. They want it to stay away from their lives. #Also one person doesn't define the whole fucking community like if one person u know turned out to be an ahole and also bi doesn't mean #All bi ppl are aholes #Hard having to be closeted btwin my friends again. #Met my highschool friends again today and it was great we are all gay now :)👍🏼

[somethingaboutvampires]

So my new guy sends me this right? Says if we didn't meet he could see me doing this:

[ID: twitter screenshot from user Coll3enG (Colleen): my grandma just asked me if i had a boyfriend and i was like "no" and she was like "well i went to a random funeral because i was bored and that's how i met your grandfather" ?????? END ID]

And i was like uh. I actually did that with a few friends in highschool? Just showed up to funerals that didn't have a lot of people in them

And the fact that no one in my LIFE ever guessed that about me, never could even fathom I'd do that and it unlocked those memories is like how else do i describe how this man and i are on our own planet?

#de rambles #stopped going after a long think. a person at one funeral stopped us and asked why we were there #we told the truth that we started doing it after a funeral we knew the person and the next room over had no one in it so we sat to #like witness that person's life. they had someone there and we left when others came in #then we started doing that when we were all free #four of us. and said we only picked ones w few or no people. she said it sounded okay in theory but we didn't know who these people were #and they might be people who would have hated us irl. or hated strangers. or hated random acts of misguided kindness #and if we were doing it to feel good that was f'd up. for me it wasn't that it was just saying like hey your corpse isn't alone #in this depressing mortuary and I'll hang w your body a bit until your loved ones get here #and she explained we were at her uncle's funeral and she wrestled with going or not bc he was an ahole #and she didn't like the idea that we were being kind to aholes. like if his funeral was empty that was apt #so i said her vindication of her uncle did come. us three didn't fill out the room and we were there a few hrs that time and maybe two #others showed. and we don't give love and honor to the person's memory we're just acknowledging humans having a right #to dignity even in death. and she wrestled w that and finally just said we were wrong to do what we were doing and she couldn't explain it #i had two ahole uncles myself and knew what she was talking ab. so i thought and thought #we all kinda decided to stop at the same time and idk. i still don't know how i feel #death tw #yea it's ab him

[tl-c-sugarskulls]

Nothing confirms your intuition and drive for a new job than leaving the store meeting with your boss's boss essentially telling you to be the customer's bitch by taking all the abuse and giving them what they want to get rid of them.

#this store meeting told me nothing and everything #i legit look to my other friends like in the office when a morning crew complained about have to open with 3 people and clean after other #co workers throughout the day AND make whip cream during the morning #like girl you got a clean store' the major supplies stocked up' and notes that give you a heads up on what to do #when my ass walks in for an evening shift i aint got none of that to the extreme AND we get the flack if none of it was #done to standard #while also having 3 people to do it WITH ahole customers #like the horror to jave to do a quick spot clean multiple times a day and a times not even doing it

[iron-bubble]

...

#i dont even feel like reblogging anything bangtan rn... this affected me more than it shouldve #i wasnt their fan fan i knew some of their stuff and the members always were cute to me... this is so sad #i barely got through making dinner... #im sending all the love to their fans #i can only imagine how his family is... #this day has been such a rollecoaster of emotions #i hope i calm down eventually... take care everyone be kind and understanding #dont be aholes #we lost another angel </3

[sissa-arrows]

Seeing articles and videos about “Israel” arming settlers reminds me of the stories my great grandpa told me about May 8th 1945. How France armed the settlers so they would help the colonial authorities kill Algerians. 45000 Algerians were killed in just a couple days and many more were jailed without proper trial.

The general who organized the massacre said to France “I got you 10 years of peace. But things need to change in Algeria, they failed only because the protests were not simultaneous. The calm is back only in surface, the gap between the two communities deepened. You cannot keep on using violence if you want to keep Algeria and your methods need to change.”

He was right (still a peace of shit cause dude organized the massacre of 45000 Algerians). France didn’t listen to him and 9 years and a half later on November 1st 1954 the Algerian war of liberation started with simultaneous attacks all over the North of Algeria. It started with 1000 men only and 8 years later Algeria was free of French colonial rule.

That’s why I’m convinced that Palestine will be free because Israel is repeating the same mistakes France did. My grandpa keeps telling me that he trust Palestinians to take back their land because that’s the natural order of things and because “Israel” reminds him so much of France. The methods, the lies, the propaganda. And just like Algerian women managed to show to the world what was truly happening and switched the public opinion, Palestinian journalists are showing to the world what’s happening. It cannot be ignored.

Pro Israel aholes reached the point where they have to disguise their protests as protest against antisemitism in order to gather any form of support from the public. Western medias already lost all credibility to the point where they are backtracking a bit. Politicians are backtracking slowly too. Because they are realizing that if they keep up the unconditional support they will fall with Israel (tbh I think they are all falling with Israel either way because whenever the Global South rise the West fall cause the West is unable to thrive without looting and oppressing the Global South.).

Palestine will be free in our lifetime Inch’Allah and we will all share pictures and videos of the liberation. Palestinians are going to rebuild their country and thrive. If Algeria kicked out colonizers after 132 years Palestine can do it because it’s a country of braves. Because nobody can stop a people who fight for liberation when the people are united.

#from the river to the sea palestine will be free #Palestine #algeria #colonialism #colonial empires arming settlers