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Haladriel, Hair, & Subtle Eroticism
On the Numenorean rescue ship, Halbrand grins at Galadriel eating. Some will insist he’s amused at her ravenous appetite, which is true. Yet this scene is also erotically charged.
Much of it is due to Galadriel’s hair. A golden silver marvel unmatched and drove the boys wild. The very same locks that inspired the creation of the Silmaril jewels stolen by Morgoth and who it is said, marveled at their radiance unblinking for weeks.
Elves especially find long beautiful hair deeply attractive. During sleep, the universal practice for protecting long hair is plaits or otherwise contained. Although Elves sleep much less than Men, often when exhausted from vigorous activity.
To see an Elf awaken with disheveled free-flowing hair is highly suggestive of prior sexual activity. Perhaps protective plaits eschewed in the throes of passion.
In this scene, Galadriel awakens, her lovely mussed gold locks basking under sunlight. Still in that shift once clinging sea-soaked and indelicately to her body. Now dry and offering shadowy curves. Halbrand gazes at her with a knowing grin. For he is treated to a sight reserved for a lover.
To boot, he knows who she is. Finrod Felagund’s only sister. Former enemy of Morgoth. Now his own determined huntress. Unbelievably, here. Unarmed. Trusting. That she is unaware of who he is, likely adds to the wicked thrill of this private voyeurism.
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So there’s this game called Sunset Overdrive (never played it) where you’re a person doing sword fighting things working for some sort of organization that does fighting stuff. The details aren’t really that important (and I don’t know them anyways) but there’s this one thing that made me really really angry and I finally figured out why.
At some point in the game you’re given this unbelievably overpowered sword for some reason. And the protagonist is having a great time with it as it can destroy almost everything in one hit and that’s like her job so they’re really happy about it. Then at the end of the level there’s a cutscene where she plays with it and accidentally almost kills a child. Of course the organization she works for does the sane thing, takes it from her and gives it to someone else, fair and square.
Actually, no. They take her sword and fucking mutilate it, turning it into a useless stubby sword, and then give it back to her. This made me angry to no end, and I finally figured out why.
From the player and developer perspective that sword was, out-universe, just a one-off thing so they could feel crazy overpowered before coming back to normal gameplay. However in-universe that sword was a massive game-changer for her that would’ve turned her from whatever her power level was into the sword fighting equivalent of three promotions and/or winning the lottery. Given that it was all an accident due to her being reckless, permanently taking her sword away is concerning, a temporary punishment would’ve been better than taking her life-changing lottery ticket away from her, burning it and giving her the ashes back after.
To summarize:
1. The punishment was disproportionate: Almost running a kid over is a horrible thing and you should not be allowed to drive for quite a while, depending on how it went a jail sentence might be appropriate. Demoting you to nothing after you’ve been promoted from janitor to regional manager in a single go, or taking away your multimillion dollar lottery ticket, is way out of line. Yes a kid’s life is more important, but we’re not handing out 10 year prison sentences to people who drive a bit recklessly and almost kill someone. Those are usually reserved for those who either tried to and failed or actually killed the kid on an accident. If you disagree that’s fine the other two points are even more damning.
2. The punishment was doubled over: Instead of giving the sword to someone else, which would’ve benefited the organization via their better fighting abilities, they destroyed it. I don’t believe this was a product of incompetence, but meant as part of the punishment, to send a message. Not only would the sword help her directly via dramatically improving her fighting, it would’ve also made her far more valuable to the organization, increasing her status within it among other potential benefits. Even if the sword had been given to someone else, the fact that she found it would’ve meant the organization would at least need to acknowledge her part in finding such an incredible artifact. Even if she hadn’t found it, someone else did and it’s gone as a part of the punishment, and now she’s on the hook for having had such a powerful artifact destroyed as punishment for her actions. She got punished once by having her sword taken away, and now again by having her value and status within the organization plummet as her biggest contribution and/or value is now gone. She almost ran over a kid, now she’s lost her regional manager position and is now back to being a janitor AND ALSO the company she’s so reliant on no longer sees her as a really useful person but, accounting for what she made them do, almost a liability.
3. The punishment was tripled over: They gave her back the sword, now mutilated to a stub, just to drive the point home. Figuratively, they took her new life-changingly nice house away for having almost ran over the kid, burned it, and now she’s got the ruins back. She can live there if she wants to I guess. This degree of pettiness and willingness to hurt her feelings is absolutely fucked if seen from the perspective of a real life situation rather than a game not even their developers took seriousl- fuck
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Nope Fuckity Bye: Two Theories on Why Sauron Skipped Seeking Pardon
“Sauron … did obeisance to Eönwë, the herald of Manwë, and abjured all his evil deeds…”
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Before diving in, some givens and inferences:
Tolkien’s work is fundamentally Catholic work. To understand his POV, use this lens.
Maiar share a similar psychological landscape to Elves and Men. Men and Elves can procreate. Elves and embodied Maiar can too. Do the math.
Ecclesiastical language is telling. So, let’s clear up the oft misuse of “repentant.” Repentant = contrite (sincere sorrow for offense) vs. Penitent = contrite + actively seeking reconciliation.
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Recognize the Sacrament of Penance reflected throughout legendarium
Per his faith, Tolkien believed redemption was ever an option. Thus, a penitent sinner like Sauron would need to satisfy conditions (sacraments) to absolve offense (sin) and reconcile with Eru Illuvatar (God).
All sin can be absolved, no matter how great.
Contrition or sincere sorrow for one’s offenses
Reconciliation aka “confession” aloud to a “priest” for accountability and absolution of sin
Repentance is assigned reparations for amends.
Theory One. Sauron couldn’t bear facing the Valar, but ecclesiastical language in text strongly suggests pardon meant facing his victims too
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Sauron put on his fair hue again and did obeisance Eönwë, the herald of Manwë, and abjured all his evil deeds….
Abjure: to solemnly deny, disavow, or renunciate.
Tolkien might’ve chosen: “disavow”, “renounce”, or “repudiate.” But he chose abjure. As ecclesiastical language, it can be interpreted as holding significance.
For in ye olde Roman Catholicism, “abjuring” occurred in an abjuration - or a formal, timely, voluntary, and public ceremony to renunciate heresy
Rather than a civil criminal trial, it’s suggested, that as a heretic, Sauron would have faced judgment in something closer to this.
(How does an abjuration work? A more robust, public version of the private typical reconciliation process. Moreover, in place of a priest, a higher authority like a bishop is required to oversee it.)
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For Sauron hath done much naughty
You shall have no other gods before me. (Ex. 20:2–3).
Heresy is sin deemed especially egregious. And Sauron committed the greatest sin of all: idolatry. For to follow Morgoth was to place a “god” before Eru Illuvatar (God).
Moreover, as a principal perpetrator or accessory, much of Sauron’s alleged* sins are largely war crimes:
murder, torture, slavery, terrorism, breeding corruption/mutilation, spiritual corruption, conspiracy, theft, attempted sex trafficking, propaganda, etc.
Let’s not forget Sauron’s sick lyrical game.
* Sauron is only known through narrative bias of incomplete history. His actual sins could be more or less.
Applying the Sacrament of Penance to Sauron seeking pardon from Eönwë
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Sauron = penitent heretic
Eönwë (representative to Manwë) = priest
Manwë (Valar chief + representative to Eru) = bishop
Eru Iluvatar = God
Sauron (penitent sinner) sought out Eönwë (priest) and confessed his evil deeds (sins) to reconcile with Eru (God). But Eönwë realized Sauron’s sun was in fact heresy, thus requiring the higher authority of Manwë (bishop) to reconcile.
Thus, Eönwë commanded Sauron (now penitent heretic) to seek pardon (reconciliation) with Manwë, who would instigate an abjuration (public renunciation of heresy) and determine a sentence (repentance).
Sauron says NOPE, moving from a penitent heretic to a repentant heretic.
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Then Sauron was ashamed, and he was unwilling to return in humiliation and to receive from the Valar a sentence
And an abjuration would be even more excruciating.
Besides the Valar, also present would be Elves who Sauron/Morgoth had victimized. Plus, other Maiar who once befriended him, sought his wisdom, and praised his talents. All who knew Mairon “the admirable.” Now the abhorred, defeated, disgraced.
Before all, Sauron would renunciate his evil deeds that led to ruin and suffering. Perhaps to be met with jeers, curses, and woeful sobs. But also, silent dismay. Fear. Disappointment.
Ultimately, Sauron chose his pride, peaced out, and the rest is history.
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He lingers in Middle-earth. Very slowly, beginning with fair motives: the reorganising and rehabilitation of the ruin of Middle-earth
Where exactly? Who benefited? What were the outcomes? Like what, did Sauron open a cat rescue or build playgrounds for disenfranchised youth? It remains unclear. Just another one of Tolkien’s vague passages that deny Readers’ ability to judge for themselves.
Therefore when Eonwe departed he hid himself in Middle-earth; and he fell back into evil, for the bonds that Morgoth had laid upon him were very strong."
That is, Sauron was trauma-bonded to Morgoth. He also had to be low-key terrified of him. Because at some point, it would’ve became clear that Morgoth’s means didn’t further Sauron’s goals. For what other reason would someone who strives for efficiency continue serving a counterproductive cause?
But Sauron was always vulnerable to corruption. It’s even theorized that Even as Mairon, he had paternalistic entitlement to desired outcomes on Middle-Earth. For lack of boldness or pragmatism, it made him susceptible / a target for Melkor’s Vala power, Eru-may-care audacity, and corruption.
Fast-forward. In forsaking pardon yet engaging in “fair” works, Sauron continues his heresy, his idolatry. But instead of Melkor, he now places himself above Eru.
By skipping abjuration, Sauron robbed himself of humility and thus, true reflection on his evil deeds. Not insignificantly, he robs justice for victims.
By skipping reconciliation, Sauron forgoes support and belonging. One can’t heal in an echo chamber. The “bonds of Morgoth” were heavy and he’d need help breaking free of them.
By skipping repentance, Sauron’s self-assigned “fair works” were likely inappropriate. Nope - perpetrators don’t get to fuck up then decide how to make amends. Victims do.
Theory Two. Sauron feared being unfairly judged for the evil deeds of Morgoth’s other servants
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“Then Sauron was ashamed, and he was unwilling to return in humiliation and to receive from the Valar a sentence, it might be, of long servitude in proof of his good faith; for under Morgoth his power had been great.
Oh, cry Finrod Felagund a river.
But Tolkien overlooked a glaring motive for Sauron fear of a long sentence. Of all of Morgoth’s Maiar servants, Sauron is the only one known to have attempted to seek pardon.
For gravitas, imagine being the only high-ranking member of a fallen fascist regime on public trial. What would you fear? Receiving a sentence disproportionate to your crimes because you’d be the sole focal point of blame and penance. Sauron would be no different.
Sauron’s fear was legit but how likely was it?
Morgoth was hunted down and chained before being thrown unceremoniously into the Void. A fate that certainly would’ve terrified Sauron.
Yet in stark contrast, even after his confession of evil, Eönwë merely commanded Sauron to seek pardon from Manwë. That he wasn’t apprehend or escorted can be interpreted that Eönwë believed his penitence to be true and thus, he’d do as told. Or perhaps Eönwë simply relayed his master’s orders to let Sauron choose to reconcile.
In any event, Eönwë’s response to Sauron reflects Manwë’s benevolence. For the Vala would understand that a servant of evil must first be it’s victim. More likely than not, Sauron would’ve received mercy.
But he instead chose to thro w redemption away with both hands.
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