#was actually very funny tho

[emptyjunior]

okay LOOK we got a lot of new people comin in from twitter and I think if we want to act like this is the safe, algorithm free, wild west hellscape that we want it to be, this site has to make some AMENDS. Cause we all know there is a certain man that cannot walk these halls again, and his brother is Literally paying for a twitter check like a maniac. And who can blame him. We All know what went down.

We’re grown now, you’re a fandom vet. We all remember voltron glass cupcakes and bone stealin, the time for war is Over. So I better see each and EVERYONE of you sign this card cause I don’t think he ever got an actual apology and once everyone in the class puts their name on it hand it back to idk Neil Gaiman maybe? And he can pass it on

#there's PLENTY of room #go on now #Sorry john #john green #was actually very funny tho #EXCEPT IT WASN'T stop #hank green #tumblr #voltron #fandom

[chloesimaginationthings]

oh,,

cat's...

My addition… scooped Michael cat

#ask reply #TUMBLR auto blurs any photos you guys send me #so I wasn’t sure what I expected when clicking to answer this #BUT IT WAS SO FUNNY TO SEE WHAT IT ACTUALLY WAS #YOURE RIGHT BUT IDK HOW you clocked this #the mikes are very cat coded tho #I hope you like my add on to the bit 😭 #obviously the Vanessa’s are rabbits then

[transxfiles]

most people watch the x files because they either want to see aliens or watch mulder and scully kiss. coincidentally the x files is a show that is well known for avoiding showing us aliens at all costs and also not letting mulder and scully kiss.

#cricket.chatterbox #im only on like s4 so if either of these things actually DO start to really happen on screen then don't sue me ! #but im pretty sure mulder and scully aren't OFFICIALLY together until the movies. so. #ALSO #i know a lot of the trippy alien stuff with it being like ''oh the aliens are among us but we don't get to see them tho'' is bc of budget #or at least i assume its bc of budget. but like i do think it's funny that for a show about aliens there are very few direct aliens in it #so far at least

[sleepsucks]

Reading ur comics made me realise i am probably a girl

Oops

(Great stuff btw, ur art is mega awesome and so is you!)

awww w hell yeah transgender blast ♥

#funny actually bc i dont feel like i rly have that many comics directly about gender that could be helping people with it #like there's a bunch that are on that topic for SURE but generally i feel like it's mainly just me ranting on it #and a bit too often with slightly negative feelings too ifeel like hrhgrhg i dk . i have a subjective view on it tho definitely #rly happy if it helps people with that yeeeeee ♥ #for the sake of transparency i cannot actually transgender blast in real life #very sad #bla bla bla

[ineed-to-sleep]

Well you see they're just very good friends

#vtm #vtmb #vampire the masquerade #oc.pepper #oc.vince #technically not their first kiss but kind of their first kiss #first fr fr kiss #their actual first kiss is during italian dinner to keep up appearences bc they're posing as a couple #but their first like 'I am kissing you bc I want to and btw I'm in love w you' kiss is in the luckee star #after pepper talks to nines #it's funny to me bc they weren't in the best of terms before this #vince was kinda mad at pepper bc she almost bloodbound him while frenzied and she'd been frenzying on purpose and just generally #being rlly irresponsible #she's sorry tho. she's very very sorry and trying to do better #but like he just puts that aside bc of the bloodhunt and how worried he is abt her #and he shows up and they have a good talk and the feelings come out and etc etc and then kiss #kiss kiss smooch smooch. they love each other v much #vincent is still worried abt pepper's behavior but what can he do. she's his problematic fave 🤷🏻‍♀️ #ship: viper #sleepyscribble

[zellk]

Forgot to share here.... old doodles of when I finally came around to finding a design I like for Qalaari's mom !!

#it's so fucking funny to me that i inadvertently gave her a variant of the “mom about to die” haircut because... well... #surprise... she did die when Qalaa was young (12) :'^) #Qalaa (now between 20 and 22) still hasn't gotten over it #her mom had really weak health and really shouldn't have had a child but she made her choice #it turned out to be not the best one for her health LMAO #who wouldve thunk #but hey she wanted it and i'm pretty sure she doesn't regret it #but well... Qalaa does feel like she was a participant in her mom's death #(the other participant being her biological father who ran away before she was born and shattered aamira's heart) #ANYWAYS #i love qalaa's messed up familly #it's like a regular messed up story where actually no one (and everyone) is to blame (except Qalaa lmao she asked for NOTHING) #Aaamira gave so so much love to her child ;;;;;; this built the unbreakable core of Qalaa's kindness #aamira #aamira croquelune #aamira molandine #croquelune #still thinking about making that potentiel small DnD 'lore addon' of Qalaa's village that you can take and plug in your very own campaign #as long as you have 'far from civilization' woods or mountains you can put them in there #a village that welcomes the 'monsters' and the cast out #(like aamira) #look at me rambling in the tags lmao i just love qalaari (& her background) so much #last thing tho : you have to understand that Aamira is small and very slight and Qalaari was a HUGE baby and is a really big girl overall

[poopoorev]

Draw BP in a dress looking all girly pop

Your wish is my command 🥲

Also why not draw the whole squad

Woww so slayyy 💅✨

#rick and morty #rick and morty fanart #help #i feel like I'm going to wake up and ask myself why i actually drew it #still very funny to draw tho #thanks for the requesttt

[tarmac-rat]

Phantom Liberty AU where the entire thing takes place like a month or so after the Temperance ending instead of after you finish dealing with Alt, so So Mi calls who she thinks is V but is actually Johnny, and she just:

So Mi: "V? My name is Songbird, and I work with the Federal Intelli--" Johnny: *Hangs up, blocks number, deletes contact*

And that's the story of how Johnny Silverhand accidentally kills the President of the New United States of America.

#Cyberpunk 2077 #Phantom Liberty #Phantom Liberty Spoilers #Johnny SIlverhand #Songbird #Rosalind Myers #If I was a brave person I would actually implement this into my own V's canon but this is veering a bit TOO crackfic for me #Regardless it would be incredibly funny. Sad. But very funny. #A full 'Johnny has to pretend to be V and just runs the PL plot by the skin of his teeth' AU would be very funny tho ngl #Aldi speaks

[ennunanaiurov]

Here's a drawing of Bad, since a lot of people asked how I drew him from the last drawing lol

// ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴜᴘʟᴏᴀᴅ //

#my art #badboyhalo #qsmp #I'm tagging qsmp cuz tbh this is the first time I've actually watched him so #he's very funny tho

[sysig]

I can't remember if you've done any drawings for this before, sorry, but I have a requestober prompt! Vargas ladyverse snake charmer au? Or ladyverse dryder au Scri, I feel like the potential for pretty spiderweb clothes is high there. I would request both, but I want to respect the rules ^^ Thank you!!

Day 27 - Skillfully spun sheer shawl

#My art #Requestober #Vargas #Scriabin #Spider #So fun fact: I did do a couple Ladyverse!Snake Charmer!Scriabin doodles but they were just concept sketches so I never posted them #I still have at least one Ladyverse!SC idea written down but I haven't done anything with it lol #I never made it as far as Ladyverse!SC as a drider but then you said ''fashion'' and that's one of my sleeper words I Can't Not lol #I may have gone a little extra on this one but I was excited! I got sidetracked with those stones in the BG lol #Rock textures are still very fun ahh I can't help myself #The whole thing is extra! The web-cloth needed to contrast against her skin so I needed the directional lighting so I needed the background #Every step needed the next! It was decently fun tho #Not in small part of getting to look at some Acanthoscurria Geniculata <3 #Funny actually haha; my step-sister went to the zoo recently and there was That Specific Species of tarantula there! #She took a picture for me :) Cute #Pretty spider <3 And pretty drider! #I'm still very normal about Lady!Scriabin >.> And backs lol they're fun to draw! #You'll notice under the webbing she's wearing a similar top to what I drew Classic!Drider Scriabin in that one time #This one's a halter-top tho :) Leather halter top haha #I think it breaks up the shapes nicely :D #And her little urticating hairs poking through the webbing hehe ♪ She's very cute! Very pretty :)

[guest-1-2-3]

so. never consumed any mcu content whatsoever. however i have recently stumbled upon peter parker/harley keener fanfics, went down a rabbit hole, and am now obsessed with their dynamic and i realized i have just fallen into the trap of another blond + southerner + sarcastic + calls-his-boyfriend-darlin’ + infinitely supportive + big fucking nerd x incredibly traumatized + sarcastic + italian + orphan + definitely-started-saving-the-world-too-young + big fucking nerd ship. i am nothing if not predictable

#their relationship is not all solangelo i just noticed the parallels lol #also thriving off of the found family dynamics that exist in peter/harley + the avengers fics #all i’m getting is that tony stark is a reluctant father figure 💀 however i barely know what’s canon don’t come at me #steve. clint. sam. bruce. bucky. natasha. wanda. vision. shuri. pepper. matt. etc #i have gained so much knowledge of the marvel cinematic universe! (i have intense spoilers of every characters traumatic backstory now) #hmm hydra. shield. friday. karen. midtown. acadec—mj ned betty cindy abe mr harrington fLasH #im just listing things i did not know that i now know. i find it very funny that i have no idea what’s ooc or canon tho #it’s like i’m reading an original story cause bro i do not know shit about spiderman #parkner #solangelo #also idk if peters actually italian but he definitely is in this fic and somewhere in the canon universe he might be implied to be? idk man #im going in blind #spiderman

[essektheylyss]

It's been a full year since the Mighty Nein show announcement and I am honestly still laughing that we all inexplicably identified that the lines were re-recorded for the announcement in particular in .02 seconds flat. This is still my takeaway a year later.

#can y'all believe it's been a whole goddamn year. what the fuck. #it's so funny tho cuz I went and listened to it again and STILL was like 'oh that's re-recorded' #even though there's BARELY a discernible difference. like frankly not even a describable one in most cases #it is somewhat clear with essek cuz the actual line does not end on 'ocean of the unknown' but also like #there's a notable gap in the original that's like... no it cOULD'VE been the same line but it's nOT #tbf when you compare them it's also sound quality. like c2 sound quality is VERY MUCH FINE but it's not 'recorded in a booth' good #but also if you're not directly comparing the lines (which like. we were not doing right off the bat) it is... definitely minute inflection #anyway I'm laughing #m9 animated #critical role

[sadisthetic]

hanbok!!! for fun!

#just because i wanted to see my favorite boys in them #ninjago #ninjago jay #ninjago kai #jay walker #my art #i feel like with the sheer amount of orientalism thats in the show i feel like i have full freedom to draw the fuck i was as an asian dude #for the record i actually dont headcanon either of them as korean i hc kai as japanese which like #i feel like he couldnt be anything else? as the one of the two characters in this show who are actually strongly japanese coded? #like waves hand he could be mixed but he at Least needs to be part japanese #but thats not my personal headcanon tho i just generally headcanon him as japanese #and ninjago doesnt have fucking countries and theyre just legos i know but like #the world is def still based on this one. so gestures very hard. #i do what i want. #and also i headcanon jay as a one fourth chinese wasian who never fucking realizes hes part chinese BC HE NEVER MET HIS MOM #this is funny to me personally #he will never know..... im normal about jay never meeting his mom i swear. #anyways all these tags are irrelevant to the art drawing them in hanbok was just sheer indulgence #lemme have this #(bc sometimes i think about s4 specifically and scream) #closes eyes. at least s4 had best episode ninja roll at least.

[obihoe]

obito's version of madara's life and konoha's foundation etc. is so funny like it just makes no fucking scents! lol. like .. i remember when i read this for the first time i was like um. huh?? like madara and his motives, it all seems so nebulous in there. the uchiha and senju, they want to make peace but madara is like ugh, no, i would rather keep fightinggg 😣 but then he's like alright man, whatever, we will make peace but THEN. hashirama wants to become hokage (which .. not true) and like madara, again, is like ummm no, EYE want to become hokage (also not true) lets fight to the death abt it. and also his clansmen, they hate him (that part is true i guess) but he also did tell them before that he'd rather keep fighting! so his brother's sacrifice would be worth it like obito is like "i told them WHERE is ur fighting spirit?? where has all ur hatred and willingness to keep killing each other gone" or smth and like "madara" in the memory is shown to like rant abt it to his clansmen who then do decide that they hate him (which. understandable?? LMFAO) and at some point he's like well they BETRAYED me :( so i left the village to come back later and fucking blow the shit out of it like it just doesnt make any sense? Madara makes no sense in this story. maybe the real madara was just fucking senile as fuck when he told obito all of this but like obviously he also wanted to hide some details. no details abt him and hashirama, no details abt the nature of their bond and his death etc. but i think he might also just not be a very good liar. asfsgdhds. like he just doesnt fill in the blanks very well. doesnt seem so concerned abt how all that makes HIM look either. he's just like yeah, i was obsessed with power and battle so i destroyed everything for myself ^_^ not MY fault tho. write this down. and obito is like alright alright .. ✍🤨 sure

#obito #posts #madara #ASFLDSFS #i think its also very funny to hear obt present HIMSELF that way #like he's like 'i sought ever more power ... even didnt hold back from hurting or killing my loved ones for it' like ummm #okay WHO would just calmly say this abt themselves tho. like hiii i am insane i'll do anything for power btw ^_^ #it seems so fucking weird/unbelievable but sasuke gets a pass for believing him #since he's got literally other shit to worry abt #and u know. maybe he didnt actually believe him either. the itachi part is whats relevant here #everything else is just fucking. noise to him

[moghedien]

idk but I feel like if you’re a YouTuber/podcaster with the ability to edit before you publish, you shouldn’t make a big joke about how you can’t pronounce people’s names and act like it’s self-deprecating humor for you to keep getting it wrong and you should instead maybe look up how to say it before you record and edit in the correct pronunciation if you have to

#like I’m tired of this #it’s not funny at your expense no matter how much you try to make it #genuine flubs are fine and all but if you’re on screen stumbling for several seconds #maybe pause the fucking video and look it up and then record #like coming from someone who has a name that looks like it’s easy to pronounce in English #but is actually very different when pronounced in french #I’m not gonna get mad at people for getting it wrong without meaning #I am gonna correct them tho

[orangebeetles]

druid kyle druid kyle druid kyle. shoutout to my boyfriend for listening to me explain why stick of truth kyle would definitely be a druid bc they never explicitly state what class he is in the same way we know stan is a ranger and butters is a paladin. i see a lot of people drawing kyle as a fox and i love red foxes so that would be one of his fav wild shape forms for sure… also the bird is a red kite (i am hilarious). i also gave him a staff in a similar shape to his golf club but that was just kind of thrown in there

#kyle broflovski #south park #south park kyle #sp kyle #sp tsot #south park tsot #tsot #the stick of truth #stick of truth #high elf king kyle #do you guys get it he turns into a red kite #hahaha #like the human kite #so funny #i think it does make a lot of sense tho i mean he could definitely be a bird of prey #im actually obsessed with like wildlife and animals so this was very self indulgent