#wartortle walk

[rojomarker]

I had a very vivid dream about a Pokemon Red ROM hack. Everything was completely normal until the end where instead of fighting the Elite Four, you fought 4 opponents at once that were dubbed the "Family". As soon as I woke up I had to make something about it so here's a very crude recreation:

Ok so as I said, everything was completely normal up until this point. The game was just an unaffected vanilla playthrough until the Elite Four.

The best way I could describe the Family was a bunch of bit crushed and distorted Gameboy Camera photos in one sprite. There was the mother, the father, the brother and the sister.

Along the battle you would be randomly stopped with a text box that would have dialogue that would allude to your personal life. It would only be one or two words but it'd be something only you would know about.

You could attack each of them separately but the gimmick was you had to defeat all of them at once, because each attack from your pokemon would make the sprites shrink, but the end of every turn would make them grow. Defeating them all at once was impossible with my set of Pokemon, which was a Pikachu, Parasect, Wartortle, and a Nidoking. You could only attack one at a time, which was frustrating. But dream logic had my back tonight as I used Pikachu's thunderbolt, which attacked all of the Family at once. Making my fight against them easy as I would spam it every turn!

After you defeat them a cutscene would play, which I could only describe as your player character meeting up with an old friend of theirs. They would walk up to each other, A text box saying "I'm so glad we're finally together again!", then they would both walk together to the right of the screen as the credits rolled. The strange thing about this was after the credits scene, the main character's mother (not the Family mother) would walk up and take you back home. The last thing I remember about the dream was there being someone at my door, being what I remember as some weird zombie-like creature with it's legs missing, crawling and clawing at the door trying to open it.

#art #creepypasta #pokemon #pokepasta #dream #horror

[rogue-nebula]

The past slowly starts to heal

//tw: childhood trauma

[begin video log

Quasar and Gamzee enter a Room that, upon a thorough examination, resembles a Blockbuster store. Upon seeing the imagery Quasar stops for a while apparently lost in thought

//OOC: image credit: @\youre-dreaming-302

LoOk At AlL tHe MoViEs! I bEt ThEy GoT eVeRyThInG!

Y'know... my mother used to bring me to a place like this. She never got any of the movies I wanted to pick out though, it was always to rent her crime movies that I hated. I think she only brought me along so I wouldn't be unsupervised. My great uncle brought me to one once though. First time I watched Star Wartortles 5: The Empire Strikes Back was from that trip.

They moved through the store, until Quasar stops at the science fiction aisle and looks at one called Tron (1982)

Huh. I remember wanting to see that movie...

Quasar's mind is brought back to that day, in the Hearthome City Blockbuster. He had grabbed the movie case, and showed it to his mother, only to suffer a painful jab and pull on the shoulder and a harsh reprimand not to touch things. She had been aiming for his face with the punch, but he ducked and so only his shoulder was clipped. Despite this being only one of infinitely many abuses done to Quasar at the hands of his mother, and long ago, the memory still hurt

We CoUlD jUsT gRaB iT aNd Go

I dunno... that feels wrong to me. There's something about the experience that's special...

As Quasar sits there reminiscing, Gamzee gets an idea, and begins looking around. Eventually he finds what he's looking for - a cardboard cutout of the star from some bestseller-at-the-time-but-quickly-forgotten-once-the-next-greatest-thing-came-along title. He then looks and finds a spare employee uniform. The troll then dressed the cutout up in the uniform, then moved it behind the counter and started wiggling it, doing his best with a customer service voice.

"WelComE to BlockBusteR HoW CaN I HeLP YoU?"

Gamzee

Ya SaId Ya WaNtEd ThE eXpErIeNcE

I did say that... Oh ok ok. I'll be looking in the sci-fi aisle

"RoGeR ThaT. YoU ArE CleAreD FoR LaUnch. OveR"

Hehe Gamzee you're the best

Quasar walked over to Tron, and picked it up. For a brief moment he hesitated, but immediately took solace in this second chance, because things were different this time. Instead of being exposed under a cruel gaze, he looked up at his hat and felt an odd sense of protection. Instead of pain on his shoulder, he felt Whisper there, the Drifblim gently stroking his shoulder with her feelers. And best of all, instead of the cold judgement a cruel and intimidating parent, he was in the warm company of his dear friends, both pokemon and troll. He walked over to the counter, and put the movie down

"TroN HuH? GooD ChoIce"

I'll try to bring this back within the week

"If Ya Can'T BrInG It BacK It'S CooL. BoN VoyAgE"

Quasar left the Blockbuster Room, movie in tow. He thought to himself: Finally, I can leave that day behind forever. The old painful memory faded as Gamzee joined him, replaced by this pleasant new one. And it felt good

#//ooc: that ended up getting way deeper than I thought it would #rotomblr #pkmn rp #tw childhood trauma #pkmn irl #lost betweeen dimensions #observing the nexus

[big-wicke-energy]

I’ve already seen a couple people base their fan-made “Paradox Raichu” designs off of Gorochu, which is a fun way to associate “Ancient Pokemon” with real world Pokemon prototypes... But I think that doesn’t go far enough, we need more Paradoxes based on Beta Pokemon!

Some ideas under the cut...

1) Paradox Ivysaur/Venusaur

Based on this early Ivysaur sprite, I could still see this being used to represent an ancient Venusaur as well. Perhaps the flower is absorbing so much energy to grow large that the actual Pokemon itself is frail and barely able to crawl along while pancaked underneath. Grass/Ground perhaps?

2) Paradox Wartortle/Blastoise

Based on the Wartortle beta evolution before Blastoise was tacked on to the end of the line instead. Definitely imagining this ancient Pokemon capitalizing on the wise, long-lived turtle stereotype... Water/Psychic or Water/Fairy?

3) Paradox Clefairy/Clefable

This one definitely feels like it could be adapted into a caveman-themed Clefairy or Clefable. You just need to give it back the hair tuft the finished design has but in a more wild style... Or with a bone in it if you really want to get the idea across. Fairy/Rock or perhaps Fairy/Ground?

4) Paradox Arcanine

You could definitely lean in to Arcanine’s more Qilin-like Beta design for a Fire/Dragon Paradox form. I also included a Beta Gold & Silver sprite (Totally unrelated to any Pokemon in the finished game afaik) because it feels like it could be a woolly Arcanine specialized for the Ice Age... Fire/Ice type then?

5) Paradox Poliwrath

I don’t really have any strong ideas for this, I just think an ancient Poliwrath from an age of vicious prehistoric Pokemon that’s actually more docile and friendly than its modern counterpart would be kinda funny

6) Paradox Seel

Caveman Seel... What else needs to be said?

7) Paradox Gastly/Gengar

Not sure which one I prefer, but both work to represent formless/amorphous versions of these Pokemon. Maybe this could represent what Gastly/Gengar looked like before humanity came along and they started adapting their habits to better scare humans. Would that that be a retcon? Perhaps... You could give it a Poison/Dark typing unless you really want it to be a Ghost-type

8) Paradox Scyther

Definitely Bug/Dragon or Dragon/Flying. What else can I say?

9) Paradox Magikarp/Gyarados

Based on this terrifying Beta Gyarados sprite, I can definitely see this being the inspiration for a Paradox Pokemon that takes elements from both Magikarp and it’s evolution (Also invoking shiny Gyarados’s red color scheme). Perhaps a huge serpentine fish with the same dopey Magikarp face lined with Gyarados’ sharp teeth? One could theorize that it evolved the scarier appearance of modern Gyarados for intimidation purposes... Admittedly this idea doesn’t have a lot to do with the Beta design as much as those “middle-evolution” fan-designs. Water/Dragon typing maybe?

10) Paradox Lapras

Lapras but more plesiosaur-like... Also included Aquarius the Water Starter from the Gold & Silver beta here because it feels like it could represent Lapras as an aquatic hunter before it developed the heavy shell that forced it into a more stationary lifestyle

11) OMEGA

Don’t know where exactly to put this, but Omega is literally too iconic among Beta Pokemon not to include in this list in some way. Also, it’s a Pokemon that’s actually a robot! A Future form for once! Perhaps a Paradox Rhydon or Aggron... Make it a mechanized future Kangaskhan if you really wanna go nuts

12) Paradox Ariados

Spooky scary spider

13) Paradox Sunflora

Perhaps this could represent Sunflora before it’s roots adapted into two distinct legs for walking on. Another Grass/Ground type then?

13) Paradox Dunsparce

A form of Dunsparce before developing wings and drill-tail, a pretty traditional tsuchinoko. Normal/Ground or Normal/Poison perhaps

14) Paradox Gligar

I love Gligar as a terrifying scorpion-bat that nonetheless possesses a shockingly friendly face, but something needs to be done with it’s freaky facehugger-inspired beta design some day. Adding the Bug, Poison, or Dark type would certainly get the idea across

15) Paradox Octillery

Another one that could actually work as a Future Pokemon, just play up the tank/turret elements that got toned down in the finished design in a more sci-fi way. Water/Electric or Water/Steel

16) Paradox Grotle/Torterra

This one’s simple, just use small aspects from the beta sprites to play up the saurian elements of this evolutionary line. Grass/Rock?

17) Paradox Gabite/Garchomp

That Beta Garchomp barely needs any changes to be an ancient paradox version... But I do wonder if a quadrupedal Gabite could be more interesting way to play with the concept? Water/Dragon or Ground/Water perhaps

18) Paradox Lickilicky

This beta design for Lickilicky that we only have a back-spirite for could easily inspire a Paradox Pokemon representing the Lickitung evolutionary family. The spiky rotund body and hunched-over posture works perfectly for a Ancient Pokemon, but also the resemblance to a mechanical tape measure (Or bubble gum tape if you prefer) could also work for a future Lickilicky... You could turn the spikes into a whole energy buzz saw or turn the tongue into an energy whip

19) Paradox Yanmega

Another one that could work for past or future. Play up the meganeura kaiju elements for the ancient variation or magnify the aircraft aspects for the robotic future counterpart. Honestly the more I look at this sprite the more it makes me think of an orbital space laser with the wings as satellite solar panels... But maybe that’s just me

20) Paradox Komala

This sprite obviously predates Komala by so many years there’s absolutely no way there’s a connection, but you can easily see how it could be used to inspire an ancient Komala. Perhaps the branch it clings to is expanded out into a whole spear that it wields? Normal/Grass or perhaps Normal/Fighting

There’s probably more beta sprites you could take inspiration from, but I think this is more than enough for now... I wish there was more future forms to even things out, but I guess it makes sense that there wouldn’t be that many inorganic-looking designs associated with existing Pokemon before now

#tk muses #pokemon tag #pokemon scarlet and violet #paradox pokemon #beta pokemon #fakemon tag

[prof-lemon]

☎️

Hello. Best prank ever pulled on me? Hmm.... My starter Pokemon from my brief time as a trainer is a Wartortle named Snaps, who lives with my parents. During the holidays, me, my brother, and my sister like to spend some time at our parent's house together. One holiday, my brother arrived first, and I had planned to fly in the next day. He tried to convince me that Snaps had evolved suddenly. He took to photoshopping several pictures of a Blastoise lounging around the house. I texted my mom and dad, and he had roped them in too. Now imagine my surprise, after seeing several images of Snaps as a Blastoise, when I walked through the door, and a Wartortle came running up to me.

We had a good laugh about that one! They all had me totally convinced!

#pokeblogging #pokemon irl #pkmn irl #snaps the wartortle

[pokemon-tournament-extreme]

Round 1 Wave 11 (Pokemon U-V-W)

Unfezant vs Unown

Ursaluna vs Ursaring

Urshifu vs Uxie

Vanillish vs Vanillite

Vanilluxe vs Vaporeon

Varoom vs Veluza

Venipede vs Venomoth

Venonat vs Venusaur

Vespiquen vs Vibrava

Victini vs Victreebel

Vigoroth vs Vikavolt

Vileplume vs Virizion

Vivillon vs Volbeat

Volcanion vs Volcarona

Voltorb vs Vullaby

Vulpix vs Wailmer

Wailord vs Walking Wake

Walrein vs Wartortle

Watchog vs Wattrel

Weavile vs Weedle

Weepinbell vs Weezing

Whimsicott vs Whirlipede

Whiscash vs Whismur

Wigglytuff vs Wiglett

Wimpod vs Wingull

Wishiwashi vs Wobbuffet

Wo Chien vs Woobat

Wooloo vs Wooper

Wormadam vs Wugtrio

Wurmple vs Wynaut

Wyrdeer vs Xatu

#pokemon #pkmn #pokemontournamentextreme #pokemon polls

[veryimportantsparkles]

I intend to color this but I should’ve been in bed an hour ago.

Testudo had a draft design that I scribbled on a receipt and then didn’t save.  He’s dressed vaguely like Brendan because he was sent over to Hoenn for EV Training (uh...boarding school.  yeah).

Terrapin I just made up on the spot.  He’s just a Wartortle for the living dex and he doesn’t have an everstone because he just never leaves the box.  Lazy little thing.

TJ is my Diamond starter.  I named him Tortoise Jr. because turtles.  He was then presented to Tortoise and Topanga who said ‘yes’ and walked away with him.  Did you know: Blastoise are 5′3″ tall, while Torterras are 7′3″?  Absolute units.

Not pictured: numerous Turtwigs dittoed off of TJ (including Prescott), numerous wild-caught Meowth who all consider themselves siblings with Topanga as the eldest (including Tululu), and the entire branch of the family coming off of Tortoise’s ‘sister,’ Eliza.  (Side note: Caesar isn’t a remade genwunner so he’s not a sibling to Tortoise and Eliza.  He’s the start of a new lineage)

#doodles #leaf green gijinka journey #pokemon #gijinka #tortue #tortoise #topanga #tortoise jr #testudo #terrapin #squirtle #wartortle #blastoise #meowth #torterra #look at how my line density turns to crayon fisted shit at the shoes

[persephone-rue]

So I don't actually know much about Pokémon, and have never played an official game, BUT I know that Pokedéx entries are fuckin wild, so I decided to read some of them. So now here's my personal SparkNotes of every Pokédex entry from Gen I ig--

Bulbasaur #001- Photosynthesis turtle

Ivysaur #002- Photosynthesis turtle, part two

Venusaur #003- Photosynthesis turtle, part three, this time with flower :D

Charmander #004- If that flame ever goes out it dies.

Chameleon #005- A big mean lizard that can definitely kill you

Charizard #006- A dragon. Those flames really should kill any Pokémon in its path…

Squirtle #007- Turtle x archerfish

Wartortle #008- Turtle with furry tail. Also will outlive you by about 9 millennia

Blastoise #09- Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to tape a fire hose on a turtle?

Caterpie #010- Big ass caterpillar

Metapod #011- A useless iron cocoon

Butterfree #012- A poisonous butterfly that likes honey

Weedle #013- Poison caterpillar

Kakuna #014- A useless iron cocoon but poisonous 

Beedrill #015- Giant wasp with multiple stingers and is even more territorial

Pidgey #016- Birb.

Pidgeotto #017- Hawk.

Pidgeot #018- An osprey if it was also a jet

Rattata #019- Rat.

Raticate #020- Rat, but with iron teeth

Spearow #021- Birb. Again.

Fearow #022- Birb, but it likes to fly even more

Ekans #023- Snek

Arbok #024- Whose main powers include... being a snake???

Pikachu #025- It will electrocute you. And itself. And other Pikachus.

Raichu #026- Same as Pikachu, but will kill you, if it decides to not use the ground

Sandshrew #027- Armadillas keep diggin…

Sandslash #028- An armadillo porcupine that chose violence

Nidoran ♀ #029- Fatally toxic mouse

Nidorina #030- Docile toxic mouse with mild separation anxiety

Nidoqueen #031- Armor covered mama bear

Nidoran ♂ #032- The female one, but less docile and with bigger ears

Nidorino #033- Very dangerous toxic mouse. You will die

Nidoking #034- The definition of violence

Clefairy #035- A friendly little fairy buddy

Clefable #036- An even shier fairy buddy

Vulpix #037- A six tailed fox with pyrokinesis 

Ninetails #038- If you grab one of its tails it’ll curse you for the rest of its life. So a millennia

Jigglypuff #039- Sings a little lullaby :)

Wigglytuff #040- Really soft, and will inflate itself to beat you up better when angry

Zubat #041- A bat.

Golbat #042- A vampire bat that won’t stop drinking until you’re nearly dead

Oddish #043- A living nocturnal clump of weeds

Gloom #044- A walking corpse flower

Vileplume #045- A komodo dragon if it was a flower. My god is it scary

Paras #046- It’s got parasites on its back that steal most of its food. So it becomes a tree parasite

Parasect #047- Yeah that parasite’s taken over the poor Pokemon now :(

Venonat #048- Bug.

Venomoth #049- Poison moth

Diglett #050- A weird little mole that hates the sun and sometimes helps farmers

Dugtrio #051- Triplets that dig real deep underground. Yes they create earthquakes sometimes

Meowth #052- A cat that really likes shiny things. Give me back my change

Persian #053- A feral cat with a jewel forehead

Psyduck #054- A duck with psychic powers that give it migraines and memory loss

Golduck #055- A real good swimmer. Also it was almost hunted to extinction for one of its body parts

Mankey #056- A perpetually pissed primate

Primeape #057- A perpetually pissed primate 2, somehow angrier

Growlithe #058- A loyal dog that otherwise will bite strangers. And probably set them on fire.

Arcanine #059- Fast pretty boi

Poliwag #060- Tadpole. Also that swirl is just their organs

Poliwhirl #061- A frog that hypnotizes things with it’s skin

Poliwrath #062- Frog can now swim across an ocean

Abra #063- Just a sweepy guy that likes to teleport away from everyone always

Kadabra #064- Really strong psychic powers, that cause weird shit to happen, and the spoons help channel it ig. Also might be a kid????

Alakazam #065- REEEAAAAL smart, like brain is always growing smart. Also physically can’t move it’s own body without it’s powers, so if it ever lost those powers… uh oh (spoons still help btw)

Machop #066- Baby muscle builder

Machoke #067- It has infinite power, but don’t worry! This weird belt holds it back. Can still kill you with a finger. Be glad it's nice.

Machamp #068- Can now be as infinitely powerful twice as efficiently. Don’t ask it to do needlework

Bellsprout #069- Just a fly eating plant that can move at terrifying speeds

Weepinbell #070- A plant that poisons then eats anything that moves

Victreebell #071- Same as previous, but it definitely eats people

Tentacool #072- Jellyfish with magic eyes

Tentacruel #073- Man-of-war if it could emit ultrasonic waves

Geodude #074- It’s not a rock, but it gets mad of you step on it thinking it is

Graveler #075- Rolls down mountains to move, and like a boulder, will not care if you’re in the way. Also it’s favorite food is rocks

Golem #076- An indestructible boulder

Ponyta #077- A fire horsie that has indestructible hooves?

Rapidash #078- I AM SPEEEEEED

Slowpoke #079- It is constantly zonked out. I am surprised it wasn’t in the weed section of the Perfect Pokerap for that reason alone

Slowbro #080- The literal only difference from Slowpoke is that another Pokemon is eating its tail

Magnemite #081- A flying magnite

Magneton #082- Magnemine x3, now with the power to mildly fuck with everything around it

Farfetch’d #083- A duck that obsesses over a leek that it uses like a paper towel roll sword. Also what they’re holding changes names every other entry even though it is clearly either a leek or scallion. Oh and they’re endangered.

Doduo #084- Two headed roadrunner. The heads talk to each other :)

Dodrio #085- Mitosis spawned three headed roadrunner. It is now too smart

Seel #086- Seal. What did you expect.

Dewgong #087- Seal 2

Grimer #088- ACTUAL living sludge brought to life by the bullshitest of sciences

Muk #089- All of them should be put away in quarantine. How many ten year olds has this thing killed by being near them??

Shellder #090- Clam with a nigh indestructible shell

Cloyster #091- Clam that can fight back. Why does it look like a vagina..?

Gastly #092- It’s near invisible and just kinda suffocates you like that one scene from The Legend of Korra. It’s 95% gas and 5% victim soul too so have fun with that

Haunter #093- If fear of this thing in the dark doesn’t kill you first, it will actually lick the life force out of you

Gengar #094- A shadow that wants to kill you. Guess I’ll never go outside at night again

Onix #095- BIG OL’ SPEEDY ROCK SNAKE

Drowzee #096- STOP EATING MY DREAMS GOD DAMMIT

Hypno #097- STOP EATING MY DREAMS GOD DAMMIT, this time with a stolen kid

Krabby #098- Crab

Kingler #099- New method of execution just dropped. Two words: Hippo Claw.

Voltorb #100- A grenade.

Electrode #101- A large bomb.

Exeggcute #102- Eggs that travel in packs that are actually seeds?

Exeggutor #103- A yelling tree

Cubone #104- An orphan wearing the skull of its dead mom. It… it cries a lot…

Marowak #105- It’s overcome the death of its mom, and now uses the bones of it’s fallen brethren as a weapon

Hitmonlee #106- 100% is that kid that won’t stop kicking the back of your plane seat

Hitmonchan #107- Won the award for most likely to beat someone to death in less than 10 seconds

Likitung #108- It’s got a big tongue and licks things. And it’s saliva might be an irritant

Koffing #109- Mustard gas balloon

Weezing #110- Double mustard gas balloon

Rhyhorn #111- An indestructible rhino that can’t drift and is really stupid

Rhydon #112- The Nemean Rhino

Chansey #113- A very nice chicken that can make anyone happy and well fed. Stardew Valley chicken <3 <3

Tangela #114- A blue tumbleweed in Jordans

Kangaskhan #115- Kangaroo!! Also might’ve raised a human once so that’s pretty neat

Horsea #116- Seahorse, but also an octopus

Seadra #117- Seahorse, but also a lionfish

Goldeen #118- Just a really pretty fish. I want 7

Seaking #119- Another fish. Don’t touch their eggs. I’ll take another 7

Staryu #120- Starfish with an emphasis on star

Starmie #121- Uses the rainbow it makes from its body to talk to space. Probably an alien

Mr. Mime #122- A mime that looks for any excuse to smack you, especially with that invisible fish he was “holding” that’s now real

Scyther #123- A bug with scythe hands that moves way too fast and will probably kill you

Jynx #124- It uses dancing to talk because we don’t know what it’s saying

Electabuzz #125- The Energy Monster from Wordgirl

Magmar #126- Fire duck

Pinsir #127- A large insect with the hunting/killing strategy of a fucking crocodile

Tauros #128- A really violent bull with whip tails

Magikarp #129- A fucking useless fish that shouldn’t still be alive

Gyarados #130- A giant fucking sea monster that will kill us all. I’m sorry for calling you useless when you were a fish

Lapras #131- A very nice boat turtle that nearly went extinct

Ditto #132- A shapeshifter

Eevee #133- It’s genetic code is so fucking strange it can turn into 9 different things

Vaporeon #134- Hey guys, did you know- Mermaid cat that can melt into a puddle

Jolteon #135- A very sensitive bolt of lightning. It will kill you if startled

Flareon #136- A fire breathing puppy. You might wanna have a Vaporeon around if you get one…

Porygon #137- A piece of code in corporeal form

Omanyte #138- I guess we can just bring ammonites back now idk

Omastar #139- An ammonite with the Achilles heel of the irish elk

Kabuto #140- A trilobite too, why not

Kabutops #141- Scyther but underwater

Aerodactyl #142- Fuck it, pterosaurs, one of the scariest prehistoric creatures, they’re back now

Snorlax #143-  A giant sleeping teddy bear that can’t get sick. And is a nightmare to feed

Articuno #144- I’m pretty sure this bird’s just the god of winter

Zapdos #145- This is just Zeus minus the horny

Moltres #146- Again, this is a god. This bird is the god of fire and spring fuckin-

Dratini #147- A giant sea snake that people barely knew existed for awhile

Dragonair #148- Bigger sea snake that can kinda control the weather

Dragonite #149- Really kind water dragons that can fly too fast. I don’t know how we got here from Dragonair.

Mewtwo #150- A genetically fucked up stronger Mew, because humanity doesn’t understand the Greek concept of hubris

Mew #151- It’s rare, way too magical, and has the whole pure of heart thing goin on. So a unicorn.

#pokemon #pokemon gen 1 #a 10 year old should not legally be able to own these #and these aren't even the worst ones lol #poor descriptions of pokemon #obligatory bdg references #bulbapedia is a godsend

[professorlonghorns]

A NEW TYPE IN POKEMON

Consider if you will:

The AMPHIBIAN TYPE

Candidates for the AMPHIBIAN TYPE include:

Bulbasaur

Ivysaur

Venusaur

Charmander

Charmeleon

Charizard

Squirtle

Wartortle

Blastoise

Poiwag

Poliwhirl

Poliwrath

Politoed

Geodude (MAYBE)

Graveler

Golem

Slowpoke

Slowbro

Slowking

Lickitung

Lickilicky

Happiny

Chansey

Blissey

Horsea

Seadra

Kingdra

Magikarp (MAYBE)

GYARADOS (MAYBE)

Lapras (MAYBE)

Vaporeon (POSSIBLY)

Dratini

Dragonair

Dragonite

Totodile

Croconaw

Feraligatr

Wooper

Quagsire

Clodsire

Dunsparce

Dundunsparce (BOTH FORMS) (POSSIBLY)

Shuckle

Treecko

Grovyle

Sceptile

Mudkip

Marshtomp

Swampert

Lotad

Lombre

Ludicolo

Feebas

MILOTIC

Kecleon

Relicanth

Bagon

Shelgon

Salamence

Roaring Moon

Beldum (MAYBE)

Metang (MAYBE)

Metagross (MAYBE)

Kyogre

Groudon

Rayquaza

Turtwig

Grotle

Torterra

Gible

Gabite

Garchomp

Croagunk

Toxicroak

Palkia

Giratina

Heatran

Cresselia (possibly)

Snivy

Servine

Serperior

Roggenrola

Boldore

Gigalith

Audino

Tympole

Palpitoed

Seismitoad

Sandile

Krokorok

Krookodile

Scraggy

Scrafty

Tirtouga

Carracosta

Tynamo

Eelektrik

Eelektross

Axew

Fraxure

Haxorus

Stunfisk

Druddigon

Deino

Zweilous

Hydreigon

Thundurus

Landorus

Tornadus

Chespin

Quilladin

Chesnaught

Froakie

Frogadier

Greninja

Ash-Greninja

Skrelp

Dragalge

Helioptile

Heliolisk

Goomy

Sliggoo

Goodra

Bergmite

Avalugg

Zygarde (ALL FORMS)

Salandit

Selazzle

Turtonator

Guzzlord

Poiple

Naganadel

Sobble

Drizzile

Inteleon

Chewtle

Drednaw

Toxel

Toxitricity-Low Key

Toxitricity-Amped

Indeedee (BOTH FORMS) (MAYBE)

Dracozolt

Arctozolt

Dracovish

Arctovish

Dreepy

Drakloak

Dragapult

Enamorus

Fuecoco

Crocalor

Skeledirge

Tadbulb

Bellibolt

Cyclizar

Orthworm

Tatsugiri (ALL FORMS)

Iron Jugulis

Frigibax

Arctibax

Baxcalibur

Koraidon

Miraidon

Walking Wake

Raging Bolt AKA: PARADOX RAIKOU

Paradox Entei

[heavenlyhoundoom]

Since Sylveon from Courtney (Prodject SNT) has trolled every pokemon, I decided to make my own roasts, starting with Kanto.

Bulbasaur: How does it feel to be the best Kanto starter strategically and yet also the least popular?

Ivysaur: If it wasn't for smash, most people would've forgotten that you exist.

Venusaur: Why do you have such an ugly backside?

Charmander: For the most popular starter, you'd think you would have a more consistent sprite.

Charmeleon: Pikachu being a mouse I get, but how are you a chameleon!?

Charizard: Their category should be changed to "The cash cow pokemon".

Squirtle: Remember when people thought you were part squirrel because of your name and tail?

Wartortle: Who are you again?

Blastoise: How do you grab anything with those stubby arms?

Caterpie: Hello, Wormy from Spongebob.

Metapod: 💤💤💤.

Butterfree: I prefer mine with butter, thank you very much.

Weedle: Well if it isn't the only pokemon who can't learn any normal type moves.

Kakuna: It's slightly more interesting than Metapod, but only slightly.

Beedrill: You look more like a hornet than a bee, so go away!

Pidgey: Baby's first birdie.

Pidgeotto: They clearly dye their head feathers to get that flawless red color.

Pidgeot: Why does the middle evolution have the longer name!?

Rattata: Youngster Joey is the only one who actually likes you.

Raticate: You do look a hairy potato with teeth.

Spearow: How does it feel to have the anime label you all as aggressive assholes?

Spearow: You have to be the worst shiny I ever catched!

Ekans: If it wasn't for team rocket, you'd only be known for your ridiculous name.

Arbok: Seviper is apparently their evolution, no wait, the anime is just full of lies.

Pickachu: They're basically Mickey mouse if he had electric powers.

Raichu: The anime just had to make every raichu an asshole to give Ash's pikachu an excuse to not want to evolve.

Sandshrew: You look more like an armadillo than a shrew.

Sandslash: Your Alolan form is a lot more interesting.(it's my opinion, don't attack me)

The entire nidoran line (both male and female): The fact that nidoran♀ is the only one who can breed with the entire nidoran♂ feels like an unintentional p*dofelic breeding fetish.

Clefairy: I personally think making pikachu the mascot instead was a good call.

Clefable: Remember, the clefairy line walked so elgyem and beheeyem could run.

Vulpix: I've got nothing, vulpix is the best Kanto pokemon.(again, it's my opinion, don't attack me)

Ninetales: Congratulations for having one of the least creative pokemon names.

Jigglypuff: How does it feel to only be known for being a brat in the anime?

Wigglytuff: It's gen one sprite was really something else, and not in a good way.

Zubat: The vermin of caves.

Golbat: How do you fly with that big mouth?

Oddish: "Insert 4/20 joke here"

Gloom: Its name speaks for itself.

Vileplume: I bet it smells as vile as its name suggests.

Paras: Can someone please remove those parasitic mushrooms from its back!?

Parasect: Too late, they've already taken over...

Venonat: The anime also lies about it not being a bug type.

Venomoth: You're only remembered because a dumb theory.

Diglett: Someone pointed out that their nose looks like a mouth with one tooth and now I can't unsee it.

Dugtrio: This evolution is almost as lazy as electrode.(I'm gonna get a lot of death threats with how much I'm bashing gen one)

Meowth: You're the Tom to Pikachu's Jerry.

Persian: Try not to get a big head, okay?

Psyduck: Do you need some ibuprofen?

Golduck: It's the "why isn't this a psychic type" pokemon.

Mankey: The manly monkey.

Primape: How does it learn iron tail without having a tail?(especially if the primape's female?)

Growlithe: Baby's first doggo.

Arcane: The rejected legendary.

Poliwag: Just a round boi.

Polywhirl: Congratulations, you can finally hold things.

Polywrath: Why are you so pissed, man?

Abra: The teleporting troll.

Kadabra: the fact that they used to be a human has very disturbing implications.

Alakazam: The perfect pokemon to eat icecream with.

Machop: Why does it have chest gills?

Machoke: It pisses me off that pokemon like delphox and meowscarada get demonized for being "too humanoid" when this fucker exist!

Machamp: Why does it look like it's wearing briefs?

Bellsprout: Its head sure does look like a bell.

Weepinbell: One of many gen one poison/grass types.

Victreebel: Remember, Victreebel walked so guzzlord could run.

Tentacool: Funny, you're actually not cool at all.

Tentacruel: That name makes more sense.

Geodude: I was gonna say "baby's first rock monster" but that joke has already been used twice.

Graveler: Why did you grow an extra set of arms, only to ditch them once you evolve!?

Golem: Why do you have a lizard face all of a sudden?

Ponyta: Imagine your kid wanting a horse for either their birthday or Christmas and the only option is one that would burn the house down.

Rapidash: You want me to ride on its back!? Yeah, I'll just take the bus.

Slowpoke: No thoughts, head empty.

Slowbro: I can't get over the fact that it's constantly being bitten.

Magnemite: This should've been a gen two pokemon so it could've been a steel type from the beginning.

Magnaton: It's Dugtrio all over again!

Farfetche'd: Was the apostrophe really necessary?

Doduo: "Cause you know two heads are better than one"

Dodrio: They're just a bird version of Cerberus.

Seel and Dewgong: And the award for the least creative pokemon names goes to...these losers!

Grimer: I heard this thing eats sewage.🤢

Muk: It has an unfortunate backwards name.

Shellder: Why is its tounge all ways out?

Cloyster: They knew what they were doing when they paired it with an onix.

Gastly: Our first ghost type was a ball of gas, really?

Hanter: There really isn't anything to roast with this pokemon.

Gengar: You look more like a scrapped grimace design than an actual ghost.(definitely getting death threats for that)

Onix: Pikachu winning against Brock's onix using water sprinklers was a total ass pull!

Drowzee: Mikey's favorite pokemon.

Hyno: They got a lemon for a nose.

Krabby: Mmmmm, crab legs.....

Kingler: If only that kingler curry wasn't exclusive to Japan.

Voltorb: The bomb pokemon.

Electrode: The laziest design.(tied with pawmo)

Exeggcute: Nothing cute about this pokemon.

Exeggutor: I know they're seeds, but how do egg looking seeds evolve into a palm tree!?

Cubone and Marowak: Why would you make a pokemon who's whole gimmick is having a dead mother, you monster!?

Hitmonlee: I have no mouth and I must scream!

Hitmonchan: It does look like it's wearing a dress.(and an ugly dress at that)

Lickitung: In Japan, this is the innuendo pokemon and not bellsprout.

Koffing and Weezing: It's been three years since the pandemic and I still don't think talking about them is tasteful.

Rhyhorn: Again, I'll take the bus.

Rhydon: The first ever pokemon.(created by the developers that is)

Chansey: Stop letting people eat your babies!

Tangela: The only pure grass type of gen one.

Kangaskhan: If the next region is based on Australia, then I hope we get a pokemon that actually looks like a kangaroo.

Horsea and Seadra: I can't roast seahorses.

Goldeen and Seaking: You're more of a collector's item than an actual pokemon.

Staryu and Starmie: Apparently, starfish come from outer space.

Mr.Mime: I read a dex entry about how it slaps people with its big hands and now all I can think of is that Will Smith meme but with Mr.Mime.

Syther: Or alakazam according to team rocket.

Jinx: Probably the most controversial pokemon in existence.

Electabuzz: Prepare to evolve into a very ugly pokemon in gen 4.

Magmar: They got a butt on their head.

Pinser: I can't get over their sideways mouth.

Tauros: Who put astrology into pokemon!?

Magikarp: Keeping using splash, and maybe we can win.

Gyarados: I think the only reason they're not dragon type is so they wouldn't be op.

Lapras: Can't roast perfection.

Ditto: The breeding slave pokemon.

Eevee: The best gimmick pokemon we've ever had.

Vaporeon: This pokemon has been forever ruined for me by a certain copypasta.

Jolteon: Raichu for dog lovers.

Flareon: Aka, Fluffier Eevee.

Porygon: I'm sorry that the pokemon company pinned all the blame on you instead of Pikachu.

Omantyte: This is your Lord? My Lord Lunala would destroy them.

Omastar: Again with the weird mouth.

Kabuto: The most forgettable gen one fossil.

Kabutops: One razor leaf, and you're dead.(again)

Areodactyl: Kid me would be over the moon if she knew there was a pterodactyl pokemon.

Snorlax: Oh look, a discord mod.

Articuno: One rock slide, and you're dead.

Zapdos: Those wings look like poorly cut paper.

Moltres: Who set their rubber chicken on fire!?

Dratini: You sure are teenie alright!

Dagonair: I just remembered that there's a type of lo mein called dragon noodles, while it was probably unintentional, I still thought that was a clever pun.

Dragonite: How can I roast something that's so friend shaped?

Mew and Mewtwo: Why does Mewtwo come before Mew in the pokedex even though Mew came first?

I'm actually gonna do Paldea next , so I can get to the good roasts before Sylveon.

#Pokemon #roasted #nintendo #game freak #sylveon

[expfcultragreen]

I mean like honestly sableye is my favorite but i dont know what that says about me because gq got lazy

My favorites from the first 151 and what gq says that says about me, im going to cross out the ones that are offvibe:

Bulbasaur — You’re accessible, reliable, and don’t like to be challenged. If you did like a challenge, you wouldn’t have chosen the starter that can steamroll the first two gyms.

Ivysaur — You’re starting to be a “real adult,” so you pay your own cell-phone bill.

Venusaur — You’ve had to deal with several rounds of layoffs and all sorts of bullshit, and your body hurts and you’re just goddamn tired and full of resentment.

Wartortle — You’re a little upset when people don’t comment on your new haircut, even though you totally did not get it for the attention.

Beedrill — You have forgotten about at least one of your tattoos.

Rattata — You’re a tattletale.

Raichu — You think that those rentable scooter start-ups are good, actually.

Nidorino — Inexplicably, you are super, super into soccer, or, as you call it, “football.”

Vulpix — You have dabbled in crystals.

Wigglytuff — You are deeply invested in the Royal Family.

Zubat — You are extremely annoying, and everyone wishes you would stop bothering them!!!! Christ, I’m just trying to walk through this cave in peace!!!

Golbat — You nasty.

Oddish — You have fallen prey to a multilevel-marketing scheme you learned about on Instagram, and you just don’t know it yet.

Gloom — You forgot to put on deodorant, and even though you smell fine (it’s really not a big deal), you are mortified and want to die.

Vileplume — You’ve uploaded multiple YouTube videos that begin with “Hey guys, sorry it’s been so long since my last video!”

Paras — You’re just trying to get by, man.

Parasect — You are Too Online, and it has poisoned your brain.

Persian — You do not have any student loans.

Golduck — You deleted your Facebook account, but you can keep tabs on your friends with both of your Instagram accounts, so it’s pretty much the same.

Mankey — You have punched an authority figure at least once.

Bellsprout — You are in way over your head.

Farfetch'd — You host a podcast about bad movies that you started with your buddy. Weekly downloads average in the dozens.

Muk — You’re trashy as hell, but not in a cute or kitschy way.

Gastly — You shitpost online.

Haunter — You are an online troll.

Gengar — You steal people’s jokes and post them on your own viral Instagram account.

Marowak — Your emo phase resulted in you getting a face tattoo.

Koffing — Vape influencer.

Weezing — Can smoking weed give you black lung disease? You’re determined to find out.

Goldeen — You have the Sweetgreen app downloaded to your phone, and you use it pretty much every day.

Gyarados — You’re overcompensating.

Eevee — You can get away with a lot, and nobody will really get mad at you. This won’t last.

Vaporeon — You’re a brunch aficionado.

Jolteon — You love a good 5K and taking your company softball team very seriously.

Flareon — You would never buy something off the rack.

Porygon — You have an idea for an app that’ll really disrupt things.

Kabuto — You prefer subs, not dubs.

Kabutops — Your Super Smash Bros. pick is Fox, and you will only play Final Destination with no items.

Articuno — It takes you a long time to figure out what outfit you’re going to wear, but once you’ve finally picked something from your closet, you always look good.

Mew — You’re baby.

[tokutracts]

Kamen Rider Datas trailer

Unown text flicks through the background as words appear on-screen

“If you could change any one thing… just one little thing…

…what would it be?”

The scene fades out, to be replaced by what appears like a collegiate campus.

“Ah, the Battle Academia of Poketropolis. A fine place to learn many things, and yes a sisister secret lies beneath the surfa-”

“OI! Who let this guy in!” A young female voice calls out.

A teen male voice replies: “I don’t know, but he’s gotta go. We’re handling the trailer here!”

“What-but-Rider trailers aren’t narrated by the characters-HEY!”

loud crashing noises are heard, slowly getting fainter until they end with a BANG!

“Ah. That’s better.”

“And now to introduce ourselves!”

Cut to a female anthro Glaceon and male anthro Leafeon in school uniforms, sitting and chatting. An arrow points at the Glaceon first

“That’s me - Sarah Jacobs.”

–*And now the Leafeon*--

“Aaaand me. Max Jacobs, future Champion!”

“*pff* Sure, if you actually did your homework.” 

“WHAT WAS THAT!?”

“Anyways, I am the responsible one, who actually does her assignments on time and gets good grades.”

Footage of Sarah studying, turning in assignments, and receiving an academic award is shown

“Hah, but get you in the arena and you’re stumbling over your own paws!”

Footage of Sarah (in gym uniform) tripping in combat, promptly followed by her being KO’d via Water Gun, is shown

“You little…”

The scene pans to show the Wartortle that took Sarah out looking all smug, before Max dives in with a glowing fist and knocks him silly.

“Meanwhile, I’m the one who covers her keister in the battlefield, and is the envy of all our opponents!”

Scene cuts to Max on the winner’s podium, basking in applause - before being smothered in a pile of very low-marked papers

“Or you would be if you weren’t always at the bottom of the class.”

“Grrrr… Well, enough about us.”

The scene goes back to the pair sitting together, laughing

“Yeah, you’re not here to watch two siblings bicker about each other. You’re here…”

The scene shifts and zooms, focusing in on a black-jacketed anthro Jolteon sitting impassively on a silver, tan, and light blue bike.

“For him.”

“Henry Alecson. Our hero, ladies and gentlemen.”

“Yeah, he looks rather tough and stoic doesn’t he? Well, it’s not quite by choice.”

“Yeah. The villains of this tale? Pretty much erased all his friends! It’s a miracle that he even remembers that he had any.”

“Tell me about it. Then again, it’s that sort of miracle that lets him be the hero here. Since, well, before he came along? None of us noticed a thing!”

Cut to: A worn-looking book, filled with Unown script

“Y’see, there’s this thing called the Unown Records. It’s how Arceus, Giratina, Palkia, and Dialga keep track of everything they’ve done for easy revision.”

The book is closed, held by a shadowy figure. He turns, revealing that he’s in an alleyway, a small, nerdy, shivering Rattata morph across from him.

“Problem is, if someone is able to get a hold on a copy…”

The figure extends a hand, which the Rattata slowly shakes… Cut to a rather swole-looking Ratatice showing off in front of several other students, some of whom seem to be oddly smaller

“They can change reality itself.”

A certain Jolteon is off to the side. He scoffs, heading into the hallway.

“And that's where Henry comes in. See, for some reason or another, he’s able to tell when these changes happen.”

“Which is a good thing, because changing reality recklessly?”

Cut to Henry walking away, only to turn around quickly when a scream is heard.

“Kinda has consequences.”

A bizarre black-and-red mass of muscle is in the gym, sending everyone scattering.

“These things? They’re called 'Distortions.' They’re nothing like Pokemon - they're just what happens when the Records are changed recklessly.”

The beast smashes into the hallway, howling bloody murder as everyone flees… Except for one particular Jolteon, who now has a bulky, silver belt buckle on his waist.

“Yeah, it's something about a bug in the system or the like. But the important thing is, if these guys are left unchecked? They can cause major damage, even kill 'mon!"

He holds up a silver cylinder, which had been made into a roughly conical shape, the lower half wider than the upper half. It’s then slammed down into a port on the right side of his belt.

"But thank Arceus, there’s a way to patch out these jerks.”

“SET UP!”

The top of the cone is pushed in, and the center of the belt lights up.

“READY!”

A sphere of silvery light erupts around the Jolteon, translucent text and numbers and pictures filling it. Transparent screens with much the same content appeared all around the Electric-type as his right hand went to a lever on the top of his belt, his left hand at a diagonal across his chest.

“Henshin!”

The lever is pulled across as Henry swings his arms out in a straight line, the belt sliding to the left to cover the cylinder and expose a round red screen in the middle.

“DOWNLOAD!”

The screens scroll and flicker, stopping on images of armor that soon fill the screen, forcing each window to bend to fit the armor’s form. The formed screen-armor clamps on the Jolteon’s body, clipping through ears and tail as it wasn’t designed for a ‘eon. Nevertheless, Henry smirked as the armor attached, the sphere swirling inwards to fill the armor in and make it solid.

“STEEL PROGRAM - INSTALLATION COMPLETE!”

"And its name?"

The armored Electric-type looked up, 7 red orbs lighting up on his ovular visor in a hexagon shape - the same shape that's lit up on the middle of his belt.

"Is Datas."

The logo for Kamen Rider Datas is displayed as the trailer ends.

#Trailer #Wanted to go ahead and share something #Not the normal AU entry but I wanted to do a trailer #Kamen Rider #Pokemon #Pokemorph #Anthro #No it's not going to anything problematic don't worry #More details may come later #IDK what form tho - this was harder to write than I thought #Shippers Be Warned - Relationships between main characters are already planned ouyt. #Had to change formatting too #Was originally Sarah on left #Max on Right #But Tumblr won't allow that #Please let me know how to do center and right align if you know how #Also Sarah and Max aren't the core characters #Henry is #Not to say those two aren't important #They along with Henry are the main cast to start TBH

[pokewalking]

#wartortle #pokemon #pokemon gif #pokemon walking #wartortle walk

[heythereofficerfriendly]

Decided to compile all the walking dead/ pokemon crossover doodles I’ve done so far into one post :) 
Featuring: Lone Wolf Daryl, Ace Trainer Michonne, Artist Jadis, Hooligan Merle, Ace Trainer Rick and Lass Beth!

#pokemon #the walking dead #rick grimes #daryl dixon #merle dixon #beth greene #michonne hawthorne #jadis the walking dead #pikachu #doodle #crossover #wartortle #umbreon #leafeon #scrafty #houndoom #cubone

[rebrandedbard]

I was doodling and chatting in the discord server. Then this happened. @thegrimmgrimm

#witcher #the witcher #geraskier #jaskier #geralt of rivia #doodles #pokemon #i am a very serious artist #Geralt doesn't have a team. He fights the pokemon himself with that sword. #Jaskier just walked into the tall grass with five empty pokeballs and said Let's do this! #Geralt is his starter pokemon #(he's a steel type) #grimmgrimm #i find it very appropriate that you've got a wartortle as your icon considering the content of this post lol

[cursed-wof]

Coral had 28 unnamed sons. The first 15 were all 15 Shades of Green because Gill walked into a paint store. A few were named after pokemon, such as Turtle's secret twin brother, Squirtle, along with Gyarados, Magikarp, Wartortle, and Blastoise. The secret is that Squirtle eventually evolves into Wartortle, who then evolves into Blastoise. Coral secretly has 3 sons who are the same dragon. And then 8 of them were just name knock-offs of her daughters, such as the Starlet Anemone.

she has those name tag stickers for them

#cursed wof #wof #wings of fire #coral wof #gill wof

[laurabfcb]

It’s hilarious how the inability to actually type out messages during Pokemon Unite games or during the selection screen pregame, and the fact that no one ever uses voice chat in solo queue, has caused players to form their own language via quick chat, ping and, occasionally, body language. Here are some translations:

“I’ll head to the central area!” = Don’t let me catch any of you losers in the central area or so help me

“I’ll head to the central area!” (Repeated back and forth between two players) = Please cease and desist from choosing the central area

“Just a sec.” = Our team somehow has three supports now so I’ll be reevaluating my character selection

“Let’s start the battle!” = Hit confirm already asshole

Rapid switching between different character selections = This game doesn’t have a random selection feature but I’m making due

“Retreat!” (When spoken in the central area) = Get the hell out of my lane, Charmander.

“I need backup!” (When spoken 10 seconds into the game) = There are now four of you in top lane and I can’t eat all these Aipoms by myself

Beating up an Aipom 99% of the way and then walking off = I am a generous god, now step forth and be nourished

Going back and finishing off the Aipom anyway = My ungrateful servant, why do you reject my gifts/Alternatively: Auto target got me fucked up

“Gather here!” (When spoken in bottom lane 3 minutes into the game) = For the love of god get over here and help me kick this tortoise’s ass

“Gather here!” (When spoken in top lane 3 minutes into the game) = Tortoise? What tortoise? I’m level 4, there’s a mean Wartortle up here and I really want to kill this sparky butt plug

“Score some goals!” = I’m currently staring down 5 mean motherfuckers down here so I’m gonna guess top lane goal is undefended/Alternatively: We’re losing please somebody do something

Surrender vote (5 minutes into the game): Sorry to interrupt but I’ve got a appointment at Weenie Hut Jr.

“Keep the pressure on!” = CAN I GET A HELL YEAH

“Keep the pressure on!” (Echoed by several players in succession) = HELL YEAH

Running around in circles on a home goal = Buffering

Running around in circles on an enemy goal = Dances on your grave

Standing completely still = Tired of losing and peaced out/Alternatively: Playing on dial-up (Synonym: Running in one direction and never stopping)

Attempting to attack an ally player who is standing still in base = Do something or I’m reporting you for idling

#pokemon unite #pokemon #gaming #gamer #moba #I love this game and I just hit Ultra last night :)))) #Also I did that last one to a Pikachu the other day and that jerk actually attacked me back lmao