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Telling the truth only ruins shitheads fun so jot that down

Being ashamed to correct a source of misinformation is horrifying to me and i hope to end this convention of socializing

roommate showed me his gargoyles (not a euphemism) only they weren't gargoyles they were grotesques, because they don't serve any functional architectural purpose (ie: as waterspouts), so i had to restrain myself from a category 5 pedantic fun ruiner moment

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at the end of the day, i don't see transness as a bad thing. so implying a cis person could be trans isn't a bad thing to me. maybe if you work out your transphobia you can be at peace with this.

#trans stuff

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“I wish ancient people preserved their writing and artifacts better” I write in electronic signals on a piece of hardware that can’t retain its efficacy for more than a few decades.

#the texts

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#animal behavior

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#music

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#samurai pizza cats #poll

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#drinking

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Disturbed by this use of cunty, particularly in context. Otherwise usefulish..........feels regressive bc of that tho

Everyone decided it meant fierce, attractive etc not "like youre about to bleed out of your snizz and are being a bitch directly because of it"

Dunno why anyone would reclaim and reiterate that meaning but like anyway

A million agitated lowkey mras just screaming "because its literally true didnt you hear her she was talking science you twat" like great thanks lady

I like bitchy for that because its so viscerally similar to:

#Instagram #Youtube

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All play and no work make jack a sick boy

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Oh and of COURSE....

Great book. Kid on the cover looks like jojo siwa, no?

Read these too, kid

#crapemyrtle #the texts

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Those are all pretty gripping, but while youre at it try these:

Great book. Kid on the cover looks like jojo siwa, no?

Read these too, kid

#crapemyrtle #the texts

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Now read these:

Here's a short one:

If you like that one try these:

These are cute:

If you want something a bit wordier, longer....

(Courtesy of my mother, the last 4 and these 2)

These are good:

Great book. Kid on the cover looks like jojo siwa, no?

Read these too, kid

#crapemyrtle #the texts

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Great book. Kid on the cover looks like jojo siwa, no?

Read these too, kid

#crapemyrtle #the texts

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Found the version from my universe 🥰

#mandela effect #crapemyrtle

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.....when the people who tediously and tirelessly drained the lifeblood out of the 60s and 70s radical movements had come of age as 40 somethings in a post-reagan economic utopia full of paramilitarized police networks rolling out the white pickets

Deck shoes anyone

#Instagram

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#crapemyrtle #Instagram