Jayfeather: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous
Lionblaze: What if it bites me and it dies?
Hollyleaf: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Lionblaze, learn to listen
Dovewing: What if it bites itself and I die?
Ivypool: That’s voodoo
Breezepelt: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Lionblaze: That’s correlation, not causation
Dovewing: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Ivypool: That’s kinky
Jayfeather: Oh my God
Poor Antpaw! Double-killed by Ivypaw in the books, disappearing forever... This comic is both a parody of a real shitty comic convinced that DND is a gateway to satanism, and of both how the books and artists view antpaw. Part of my goofy chic tract parody series. :3c
honestly really excited for this arc, the character choice is really interesting? though i do with we had gotten maybe some more obscure choices that dont already have povs... but whatever,,, old women.....
day late 4 mothers day and tbh i dont remember much abt the 2 of them but when i think of a wc mom i think of nightcloud ToT changed their designs a little from last yr!
i won the thumbnail contest for the pretender MAProject in 2020 and decided to do a redraw! the first img is new and the second is old. yes i know the txt on the old one is quite silly 🤪💥