I let an Incorrect Quote Generator generate some Power of Three Apprentices Quotes. Here's how it went:
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Jaypaw: Why is Cinderpaw crying?
Mousepaw: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Cinderpaw: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Jaypaw: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-
Cinderpaw: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Jaypaw: NO, NOT THAT!
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Jaypaw: I have a problem.
Lionpaw: If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help.
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Jaypaw: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Hollypaw: *crouches down*
Lionpaw: *kneels down*
Berrypaw: *sits on the floor*
Jaypaw:
Jaypaw: I hate all of you.
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Jaypaw: I'm having problems with a guy...
Honeypaw: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems?
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Mousepaw, about Berrypaw and Hollypaw: My god, would you two just get a room already?
Hollypaw: Excuse me, Mousepaw?
Mousepaw: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding?
Berrypaw: ...
Honeypaw: I ship it!
Poppypaw: CAN YOU NOT?
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Honeypaw: Are we really going to let Poppypaw keep Jaypaw?
Hollypaw: We kept Berrypaw.
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Hazelpaw: *falls down the stairs*
Hollypaw: Are you okay?
Jaypaw: Stop falling down the stairs!
Lionpaw: How’d the ground taste?
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Honeypaw: Two brooooos!
Berrypaw: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Honeypaw: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!
Berrypaw:
Honeypaw:
Berrypaw: *tearing up*
Honeypaw: Babe, c'mon...
Berrypaw: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.
Honeypaw: Babe...
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Honeypaw: That’s why we needed to get an expert.
Jaypaw: Oh, really? Who did you get?
Honeypaw: *stares*
Jaypaw: Oh! Right, that’s me… Yes.
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Berrypaw: Look at the buns on that guy!
Lionpaw: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*
Cinderpaw: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!
Berrypaw: I'm not going back to jail!
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*Hollypaw, Lionpaw, and Jaypaw are playing poker. Jaypaw is winning by a long shot.*
Hollypaw: Aw, come on.
Lionpaw: It’s not fair! They don’t even know what we’re playing!
Jaypaw: Go Fish?
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Jaypaw: Lionpaw...
Lionpaw: Oh no, 'Lionpaw' in B flat.
Lionpaw: You're disappointed.
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Cinderpaw, in Lionpaw’s window: I thought I’d find you here!
Jaypaw, climbing past Cinderpaw: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR-
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Hollypaw: It's locked. You got a lock pick?
Mousepaw: Yeah-
Jaypaw: *kicks in the door*
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Jaypaw: I think I need a hug...
Cinderpaw: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
Jaypaw: You... you can let go now.
Cinderpaw: No, I absolutely cannot.
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Jaypaw: I'm at a loss for words!
Berrypaw: Despite being ‘at a loss for words’, Jaypaw yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.
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*The gang when they drop food on the floor*
Hollypaw: Aw man. *Throws it away*
Honeypaw: Five second rule!
Berrypaw: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*
Mousepaw: *Sobs on the floor*
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Cinderpaw: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!
Honeypaw: Bet you I can!
Poppypaw: *sips coffee, checks to make sure Jaypaw is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
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Hazelpaw: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.
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Hollypaw: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?
Jaypaw:
Jaypaw: Why are you eating dirt?
Hollypaw: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.
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Berrypaw: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air hockey, ice hockey, and field hockey. Fire hockey needs to be a thing.
Hazelpaw: Fire hockey absolutely does NOT need to be a thing.
Honeypaw: Do you care NOTHING for the balance of the four elements?!
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Jaypaw: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.
Poppypaw: Forty five seconds?!?
Jaypaw: No! I said four TO five seconds.
Poppypaw, hugging Jaypaw: Too late.
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Lionpaw: Hold on, I can explain!
Honeypaw: Really? Can you now?
Lionpaw: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.
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Mousepaw: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."
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Hazelpaw: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?
Lionpaw: No.
Berrypaw: No.
Hazelpaw: Didn't think so.
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