#warrior cat tournament

[catfromwarriors]

BAAAATTLE

babies.

#warrior cats polls #warrior cats #warrior cat tournament #character tournament #warrior cat #erin hunter warriors #warriors #art #wc polls #cloudtail #cloudtail wc #cloudtail warriors #brightheart wc #brightheart warriors #brightheart

[character-of-all-time]

ROUND 2: SANS (undertale) VS FIRESTAR (warriors)

#undertale #sans #sans undertale #firestar #warriors #warrior cats #ut #tournament #now kill #a2 #utdr

[most-tragic-character-tournament]

PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT: [SPOILERS AHEAD]

LLOYD GARMADON:

CROWFEATHER:

#lloyd garmadon #Crowfeather #ninjago #warrior cats #most tragic tournament #polls #most tragic round 1

[gayelderstourney]

OLD MAN YAOI BRACKET ROUND 3

Propaganda:

Ravenpaw/Barley:

kitties who were outcast from previous groups they were a part of and find and live with each other. they are canonical mates even though theyre both dudes. they grow old together, but ravenpaw gets cancer and dies before barley (he lives to be considered old in warrior cats years). however ravenpaw wanted to be in the same kitty afterlife that barley will go to, so they can be together in kitty afterlife. barley is still alive though as far as we know and might be the oldest living cat in the series now. also i just think its funny to call little kitty cats "old man yaoi"

Bob Zanotto/Helmut Fullbear:

THEY LITERALLY MADE MR CRY THE FIRST TIME I PLAYED THE GAME. THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH AND THEY FINALLY GET TO BE HAPPY TOGETHER. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO ME.

they are married in canon and are epic and amazing. they had sad canon events where bob thought helmut was dead for like 30 years or something but helmut WASN'T dead his brain was still alive and they are reunited in the game first by way of stealing an evil dictator's body and then later on they put helmut's brain in a ball as a temporary fix while they go out to find his body which has been frozen in ice. the game forces you to walk through bob's memory of saying his vows at their wedding ceremony and it's seriously some of the most romantic and heartwarming shit i've ever heard, especially "just when i thought i was turning to seed, you made me bloom again" like my god. i love them

they're gay and old as hell!!!! there's a level dedicated to their wedding!!!

Helmut is voiced by Jack Black and is currently a brain in a ball, and Bob knows him so well that the mental image of him in his drunken mind says things Bob KNOWS the real Helmut would never say. Also Helmut is temporarily in the body of a guy voiced by Elijah Wood-

#round 3 #polls #gay elders tourney #tournament poll #ravenpaw #barley #warriors #warrior cats #ravenbarley #bob zanotto #helmut fullbear #psychonauts #vikingvines

[catholic-character-tournament]

Round 1 - Side B

firestar art by @kudos-si-do

Propaganda below ⬇️

Kirei

He fucked up so many people's lives so badly in just one decade (not on purpose) that the universe put him in the summoning pool of all world influencing souls. He doesnt really have any special powers but he does serve as a vessel for rasputin at one point. He's the guy who says "people die when they are killed"

please please please there's literally a type moon character in the gif on the top of this form so it's typemoonphobic if none of them get in but it shouldn't be her it should be kirei bc he's 50x funnier & more iconic than jeanne. funny lil murder priest who's fucking THE gilgamesh (from the epic of) in the church basement and dies in a knife fight w a 17 year old whose dad he wanted to fuck back in '94 before realizing that he was actually kinda lame and he's been bitter abt it ever since. he has an orphan torture factory in his basement but he's also canonically good at being a priest. he's so funny you should def try his mapo tofu i swear it's totally safe for human consumption and not made with any california reapers. did i mention he's a deadbeat dad.

Priest claims to be Pro Life to make Sakura Matou the most miserable girl on the planet, but he dies anyway.

bro became a catholic because he loves suffering

He’s a priest. Kind of. Not a very good priest obviously. There is something seriously wrong and fucked up with that man. It’s so entertaining.

he's gotta be one of the most insane catholic men ever with a very in-depth and interesting relationship with his religion and his relationship with god also he's the sexiest man ever to be conceptualized in the known universe and all of time

Will never forget the 40+ minute monologue in heavens feel being a thinly veiled metaphor for abortion

he wants to torment churchgoers and make them face their failures and suffering but all he ends up doing is motivate them to improve themselves. cringefail moment for him

he's absolutely insane. the coldhearted mercenary that barely reacts to anything is terrified of kirei. he's super fucked up. his ult in stay night is literally him channeling divine power into something called kyrie eleison. he's the vessel of rasputin (on account of being a priest with a huge....no i shant say) the biblical beast in grand order among other things. he gets drunk with and tops gilgamesh from the epic of gilgamesh in the church basement after gilgamesh from the epic of gilgamesh bats his eyes a little too hard at kirei in some of the horniest shot scenes ive ever seen. he also used to be a heretical "fixer" for the church, cleaning up scenes that would expose shit to the public. uhh what else. he holds cool swords between his fingers like a kid pretending to be wolverine but in my favorite route he just squares the hell up with the protagonist and they fight to the death outside planned parenthood

Firestar

Kitty jesus, he believes in starclan which is the kitty version of heaven/god and yea. All the warrior cats characters except those outside the clans or those that are atheist believe in the kitty heaven and would irl be bri-ish and christian as hell so. The authors are all older british christian women and so the way starclan is written is like undoubtedly that.

The main religion in the series is extremely catholic coded. Most clan cats believe in Starclan and the Dark Forest(or heaven and hell). There is a set of rule they must uphold and follow, where following them leads to heaven and breaking them leads to hell. Their religious leaders are sworn to celibacy, and the punishments that "code breakers"(or cats who break the rules) face are extremely similar to situations people with religious trauma have gone through.

OP notes: apparently converted to avoid getting his balls cut?? Idk. The discord yet wild for firestar so I had to include him because it's hilarious hehehe

#kirei kotomine #fate series #firestar #warriors #warrior cats #cct polls #tumblr tournament #tumblr bracket #tumblr polls

[sexymancouldabeen]

Tumblr Sexyman, a title bestowed unto only the (un)lucky few.  Oncler, sans, Bill Cipher, Reigen, Komaeda, dear god wheatley somehow, i think maybe prussia, that spider from hotel dusk or whatever, there are a good handful to keep track of.

However, to counter balance that, there are hundreds if not thousands of characters that, with different circumstances, could have become Tumblr Sexymen, but fortunately evaded such infamy.

UNTIL TODAY!

May I present to you, the TUMBLR SEXYMAN-COULDABEEN TOURNAMENT!

32 Competitors that could have totally been Tumblr sexymen, whether they match the tropes or simply have the vibes, but never got the chance. Some, due to another character stealing their spotlight, others, from a franchise obscure enough that nobody noticed or they didn’t get reach outside of their own fandom, and others, simply nobody realized their true potential. Who will win and earn the ultimate title of the ultimate sexyman couldabeen?

(I would love to say the winner gets to legally be considered a tumblr sexyman for real but i sadly do not have that authority.)

Voting starts on Wednesday!

#tumblr sexyman #bracket tournament #poll #the lion king #shovel knight #danganronpa #a hat in time #okami #warrior cats #minecraft #minecraft story mode #pikmin #purrfect apawcalypse #little big planet #bugsnax #omori #omori fanfic #omori au #deltarune #portal #pokemon #pmd #kid icarus #bug fables #fire emblem #octopath traveler #witch hat atelier #zombieland saga #wuppo #oneshot

[retirement-home-rumble]

Retirement Home Rumble: Round 1

Side B

Why they would crush the other geezers under the cut:

WARNING: There may be spoilers

Yellowfang Propaganda:

Grandpa Propaganda:

#retirement home rumble #tournament poll #round 1 #warrior cats #warrior cats yellowfang #wc yellowfang #yellowfang wc #yellowfang #stardew valley #sdv #stardew #sdv grandpa

[best-murdercat-tournament]

#fandom tournament #warriors #warrior cats #erin hunter warriors #character tournament #best murdercat tournament #tournament poll #a vision of shadows #sparkpelt #leafstar

[best-fictional-cat]

Round 4 Group 2

Shoe + Wagahai (Ace Attorney) vs Squirrelflight (Warrior cats)

#best fictional cat #polls #cats #competitions #tournament poll #ace attorney #aa #shoe #wagahai #warrior cats #squirrelflight

[kidlit-queen-competition]

Welcome to the KIDLIT QUEEN COMPETITION!

inspired by greats like @best-childhood-book and @best-kids-media-adult, this tourney pits the literary heroines of our childhood against each other in an all out brawl, searching for the greatest girlboss in the genre. Rounds will last one week, and qualifiers start tomorrow!

RULES:

YA doesn't count as kidlit- characters should be from anything middle grade or below. This includes picture books!

Girls only! trans girls allowed/terfs explode ect, you know the drill.

Comic books/graphic novels allowed, but still should be kidlit! For example, a character from Hildafolk would be allowed, but a character from the Sandman wouldn't.

Side and minor characters allowed

Characters don't have to be human but they do have to have to be girls. Sometimes a girl is also a computer or a train or an alien or something, and that's cool too!

No harry potter characters.

Bracket will be capped at either 32 or 64 characters depending on submission numbers, and then be determined by popularity.

Maximum 2-3 characters per series/fandom/author. If I get more I'll run qualifiers, because I know some have basically infinite characters- looking at you, Warrior Cats & Rainbow Magic.

things that were books first will be favoured over novelisations of movies, games, ect.

Everybody have fun!

This blog used to be fictional-train-fight (masterpost to be updated) and science-lesbian-swag-showdown (masterpost to be added). If you're looking for those posts, check their links!

I have one mod bias entry this time:

Junie B. Jones!

tagging for reach:

@chapter-title-tournament, @namedafterflowerstournament, @platonic-pals-punchout, @redwalltournaments, @fantasybooktournament, @childr3ns-book-bracket, @bookfirstlinetourney, @older-sister-death-match

#kqc modpost #tournament #bracket #tournament bracket #tumblr poll #kidlit #junie b jones #hilda #animorphs #warrior cats #redwall

[namedafterflowerstournament]

Botanic Tournament : Main Bracket !

Round 4 Poll PPP

(Carrots and holly leaves)

#botanic tournament #tournament polls #round 4 #carrot ironfoundersson #discworld books #discworld #terry pratchett #pterry #bookblr #hollyleaf wc #hollyleaf warrior cats #hollyleaf #wc hollyleaf #warrior cats hollyleaf #warriors hollyleaf #warriors fandom #warriors books #erin hunter warriors #warrior cats #warriors #warrior cats fandom #wc fandom

[catfromwarriors]

BATTLEREEE

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…

#warrior cats polls #warrior cats #warrior cat tournament #character tournament #warrior cat #erin hunter warriors #warriors #art #wc polls #firestar wc #firestar #firestar warrior cats #dovewing wc #dovewing warrior cats #dovewing

[character-of-all-time]

ROUND 2: STICK (ground) VS MEGAMIND (megamind)

#stick #ground #tree #branches #megamind #megamind 2 back at it again #warrior cats #tournament #now kill #a2

[murkshade]

congrats guys!

@skyyclan @twistedtoms

#redwood #burning tree #softstep #cheer wcoc tournament #art #oc #not my oc #character belongs to skyyclan #character belongs to twistedtoms #wc oc #warrior cats oc

[gayelderstourney]

OLD MAN YAOI BRACKET ROUND 2

Propaganda:

Irving Bailiff/Burt Goodman:

they are TRAPPED in capitalist dystopian hell and yet gay love persists. literally they are fighting for their got damn lives to be gay. they've been subjected to evil fucked up brain surgery to make them forget who they are outside of the workplace and yet. AND YET. they fall in love INSIDE the workplace and gain the desire to fight their oppressors so they can do old man yaoi activities. i forgot to take my adderall today sorry im not forming coherent thoughts but they made christopher walken yaoi real

They have only ever experienced being at work and are desperately trying to find meaning with no memory of the outside world. Fraternization is against the rules as well. The yearning is so much.

they are 2 sad old men who are in forbidden love. they bond over a mutal love of corporate art & company tote bags. their love inspired Irving to rebel against his employers for the first time ever. Burt is even Christopher Walken.

They’re so quietly sweet and heart-wrenching… fell in love on the ‘inside’ (they both work a job that ‘severs’ their work memories from their out-of-work memories; inside the job, they have no idea who they are on the outside or what the world is like, but they found each other and found a little bit of love and meaning and happiness inside the nightmare corporate world that is their job)

canonically in love with each other! in the show people sever their consciousness so they aren't aware when they're working. this creates a separate person that only exists while they're at the office, who doesn't share any memories with the person they are on the outside. these two old men bond and find comfort in each other despite the dystopian hell situation they're in

Old men having a forbidden romance while stuck in a hellish workplace dystopia

These two old men know nothing outside of their company propaganda, which says romance is forbidden, and they still choose each other. They bond over paintings, discuss company policy in each other's arms like they're debating scripture on whether their love is allowed. They're sooo gay and it's so sweet to see true, canonical old man yaoi

Weird old man office romance except they only exist inside the bounds of the world’s worst office building and they go on a little date to a room full of plastic plants

Ravenpaw/Barley:

kitties who were outcast from previous groups they were a part of and find and live with each other. they are canonical mates even though theyre both dudes. they grow old together, but ravenpaw gets cancer and dies before barley (he lives to be considered old in warrior cats years). however ravenpaw wanted to be in the same kitty afterlife that barley will go to, so they can be together in kitty afterlife. barley is still alive though as far as we know and might be the oldest living cat in the series now. also i just think its funny to call little kitty cats "old man yaoi"

#polls #round 2 #tournament poll #gay elders tourney #severance #irving bailiff #burt goodman #birving #warrior cats #warriors #ravenpaw #barley #ravenbarley

[godsspecialestlittleguyskirmish]

#tournament poll #kirby #jayfeather #warrior cats