#waitress rambles 🗒️

[coffyblak]

Just letting you guys know

This user is screen shotting writings from others and blatantly saying that they stole them.

#waitress rambles 🗒️ #f/o imagines #f/o community #imagine your f/o #romantic f/o #self shipping #imagine your fictional other

[coffyblak]

Are you kidding that Mario's Madness V2 ends with BOYFRIEND FUCKING DYING!???!????!???

#not art #waitress rambles 🗒️ #fnf mod #mario madness #spoiler alert #? #who cares. this was a shit ending anyway

[coffyblak]

WAKE UP STUPID!!!

NEW ENA EPISODE JUST DROPPED RIGHT NOW‼️‼️‼️

#waitress rambles 🗒️ #not art #ena joel g #ena

[coffyblak]

Thinking ab a fucker but the only thing i'll say is that he yells wahoo bc i don't have the courage to tell more

Just,,,

Big man and his tiny gf,,,,

#waitress rambles 🗒️ #not art #implied selfshipp #👀👀👀

[coffyblak]

I almost died today. How are you guys?

#waitress rambles 🗒️ #tw death mention #i think??? #not art

[coffyblak]

I really like the exes to pokemon series that you did

<3

#i really liked doing them #especially the first with v2's cast #might redraw them someday #idk #waitress rambles 🗒️ #☕ draws somethin #ask/answer #persona

[coffyblak]

I'VE READ ONE PLATONIC FNAF FANFIC

WHY THE FUCK AM I BEING RECOMMENDED SO MANY WILLIAN AFTON X READER SMUT⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

#this is hell #waitress rambles 🗒️ #not art

[coffyblak]

If you really think about it, the Ben Drowned ARG is just a bunch of people really trying to make an isekai anime irl.

#come help us with our experiments #pros: you'll go to a fantasy place and get powers #cons: you're a child and we'll kill you. #waitress rambles 🗒️ #not art #ben drowned #ben drowned arg

[coffyblak]

Might be inactive for 2 weeks. Not a promise but don't expect art (by me at least) for the time being.

#waitress rambles 🗒️ #not art

[coffyblak]

your ben art is pretty rad! i really like how you used different designs for him along with your own, it looks cool! do you have any headcanons for him and do you have any fav versions of him?

Awe. Thank you! I really like drawing the little gremlin brat as a tiny cute doll and is good to hear people also like it too!

For a favorite form of mine? I think the Funkin Drowned mod's Ben is the best i've seen. Yes, it's a simple design, but you have to admit it's the most outstanding one out there in the fandom. I don't hate the "Link with bloody eyes" one, but c'mon let's freak-fy my boy right here ok?

I also like the Cannon design very much, really was not expecting it to be a goddamn green haired creep but sign me the fuck up

As for headcannons, i have a few for my Ben design:

The red marks on his hands can actually hurt if commanded, it feels like being electrocuted

They're also how he can hack into games and eletronics

Ben can absorve energy from such eletronics too

he's actually hollow inside his body

Will start melting when feeling strong negative emotions

Never knew how to swim and is definitely has no desire to after everything

Has alektorophobia. that's it. that's the post

He's selective mute and often uses text boxes to communicate

Always has some kind of portable console in hands

The monochrome form is activaded whenever Ben wants to scare players, the black goo that oozes from his mouth smells and acts like gasoline

Little asshole thinks he's so scary when he puts jumpscares and shit in your game

He cannot take off his hat no matter what, it's like the thing is glued to his head

Talking about the hat, the tip can wiggle if Ben is happy enough

It's not uncommom to see him chewing on the hat's tip when he's distracted doing some other thing

Yes, he is 4'9

He is stuck forever on his 12 years since his death

He can switch to his Elegy of Emptiness form at any time

"You have games on your phone :)?"

Mf probably has 1 facial expression

Shortstack will take your credit card info and order weird crap he finds on Ebay

GUMBALL'S VA IS MY HEADCANNON VOICE FOR BEN AND NO ONE WILL TAKE IT FROM ME

#waitress rambles 🗒️ #dish of the day🍴 #ask/answer #ben drowned #ben drowned creepypasta #not art

[coffyblak]

Oh my–my–my, hein?

Cê me deixa louquinha com esse olhar...

Ai, meu deus!

Que homem >>lindo<<

Ai...

Eu tô passando mal

Socorro, eu não aguento

Jesus, me leve logo

Por que MX??

Por que tão perfeito?

(Choros)

Ah..♡

#not art #waitress rambles 🗒️ #implied selfshipp #shitpost?

[coffyblak]

Hello Pain.

#i have it again #waitress rambles 🗒️ #not art

[coffyblak]

"Is this alright to you?"

The words brought the brunette back from daydreaming. Brush gently combing her hair as the man waited for a response.

"Uh... yeah, it's okay." She straightened her back, speaking carefully, afraid her voice would do something embarrassing if she dared to say anything more. He chuckled, gloved fingers taking place in separating the light brown locks in his hands.

"Try to not fall asleep, okay?" A lie. How bad would it be if she knew how he wanted her to accidentally sleep on his arms? how he wanted to kiss her forehead? To brush his thumb over her cheek and reassure that she won't lose someone dear yet again. Would she be weirded out? Be stunned? Disgusted? Will she drift away because of hi—

a snort

"Not a chance man"

A sigh escapes and he relaxes a little. Good, he made her laugh, that could be enough distraction for him to get back to work. Folding the sections upon themselves over and over, alternating from left to right.

She had a long hair, maybe a little way too long. She wished she could cut it short, that way he wouldn't have so much work to do, but sadly her broken code wouldn't run if she even attempted to (as if it could work at all). And even then he never once complained about it, at least not that she knows about, always being gentle and taking time to make sure what he was doing was correct.

The brunette couldn't understand him sometimes. Going from sadistic blood lust to a fine gentle manners whenever he was with her. A cruel part of the woman wanted to believe it was for her, that monochomatic man reserved these kind gestures just for the moment he saw the girl entering his land.

But no, this couldn't be true right? He probably does this with his close friends too, how selfish was she to think that—

"And... done. Check yourself out." a smile curled his mustache upwards, almost in a cartoonish way. Adjusting his cap to look proudly at the masterpiece, he hoped she would like it too.

it was truly a sight, the hand mirror showed a simple but beautiful braid. Flowers appeared between the strands, grey in color (probably from his world) but still as pretty as the blue ones.

"How did you know Forget–me–nots were my favorite?" She elbowed him in a joking manner

"O–oh! Well.. i overheard you saying you liked them when—"

The brunette gave a hearty laugh and wrapped her arms around the flustered man before he gave himself away more than that.

It was warm, she was warm. It not the first time they hugged but it felt like that everytime. And god, was he glad it never happened to anyone other than him. He was selfish but who wouldn't be? After embracing such softness, the man couldn't help but want her for himself.

"I loved it, thank you."

#this is the longest thing i've ever written #lol #waitress rambles 🗒️ #selfshipp #selfshipping community #self indulgent as fuck #self ship #f/o imagines #not art

[coffyblak]

If the last drawing gets less than 30 notes i swear to god/hj

#waitress rambles 🗒️ #not art

[coffyblak]

The fact this got more than 2 notes is very spectial to me. Thanks everyone.

#waitress rambles 🗒️ #not art #vent ig?

[coffyblak]

Your Devil Mario design is so swaggef and awesome and the likes..... explodes about it later

O-oh damn,,,

Thank you so much.

#i honestly don't know what i did #'cuz i just gave him more hair and epic eyes. #but i'm glad that you like it <3 #ask/answer #waitress rambles 🗒️ #not art