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weepingwonnim · 1 year

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Roommates

Hi,

So I obviously don't believe that I'm close to being the perfect roommate because I am human and also neurodivergent. My friend has suggested the reason I feel personal conflict with my roommate so often is due to us having different coping mechanisms and ways to stimulate ourselves. For now, here is a list of complaints I have about her.

The whole calling her boyfriend daily thing. I might seem like a hater, truly, madly, deeply. However, when we first moved into the room and had to do the roommate agreement she said "I don't call him that often. Maybe once a week." Now I would not mind a 3-4 hour call once a week because I've been there and done that. Yet, she calls him every day for at least 2-3 hours and they game and shit together. Which would be cool EXCEPT that my roommate has no sense of awareness? I had someone in the hallway the other day offer their condolences because they also know how loud she is and I had opened my door while she was on the phone and you could hear her. She does not even have to be yelling for her to be loud.

Hair and bathroom hygiene/cleanliness. So my roommate will only shower when she washes her hair which is somewhere like every 3-5 days. So she does indeed have her own scent to me BUT ALSO she has only done laundry once since we've been here. It has been almost 6 weeks. Insanity for me after having grown up in a military household.

She doesn't understand boundaries and openly admitted to being two-faced (which is nuts). It was actually wild because the other day I had been sleeping but she loudly called (maybe yelled) my name. I then proceeded to wake up, freak out, and then almost go off on her because she woke me up JUST TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HAVING TO WORK WITH SOMEONE ELSE FOR SOMETHING SHE VOLUNTEERED FOR. (She actually has so much drama with this girl now and it stems from her lying, miscommunication (on both ends), and a lack of social awareness (my roommate was MC-ing with this girl for a ceremony we had and she has been advised numerous times not to make an NK joke and then put one in her script) so honestly, terrible combo and time but it meant I had to listen to her complain more.)

Almost every in my group doesn't like her so I hear lots of complaints and get many pitiful looks. This shit sucks.

Anyway, she now is known for being childish and irresponsible. I hate being associated with her and am openly unhappy about rooming with her.

#in a hole this goes #wackass roommate #I have terrible luck #I guess I have to be more openly neurodivergent on applications

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impostorsshow · 5 months

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I love watching Tears of the Kingdom memories out of order /sarc /lh

It took my around 100 hours to even find out the tears were a thing and wondering wtf my mom was talking about when I kept asking for help on what to do but that aside, I had seen #1 and #2 in order, tried to find Tabatha stable for a good 2 hours and then decided to go take a break and got hit with #8, WHICH WAS LIKE GETTING HIT BY A TRAIN

#1: :0 time travel wow oh wait your my old grandparents

#2: "let's go to the castle dear and get some clean clothes"

#8: SHE'S DEAD AND GANON IS IN POWER AND YOUR FUCKING WIFE IS DEAD AND ITS YOUR FAULT RAARU

Also there's 18 memories?? Damn how the fuck is it gonna sucker punch me more than that fucking 180 in story but aside from that i. I really wish it gave you a little way to back out, like it tells you the memory of what your about to watch and if you wanna do it later, I wanted to watch them in order TT AND I STILL HAVENT FOUND TABANTHA STABLE

#once i lost a carton of milk in the fridge and genuinely stood there for like an hour i was later told trying to find it. and then #my roommate walked over and handed it to me in about 4 seconds so i am not surprised i cant find the stable #im gonna go use google now #im mostly posting since i realized i should make semi regular posts on this account for my own sanity even if its not s&m related #since im not really s&m related anymore aside from the occasional art i'll change my pfp to reflect that eventually #i want to start making zelda art but i would want to put ALOT of time learning a more realistic artstyle to be happy with that #and contrasingly im struggling to learn the really cartoony style of aga so uh. shit outta luck with all of my hyperfixations rn #i might make something genuine related to undertale in the meantime? i have some aus ive held incredibly close to my heart #talk talks #hmm okay yeah i should start using fandom tags but i dont want to clutter anything what do i do here #zelda ranch dip #hell if i'll remember that but i'll put it in my searchable tags as a hail mary #would anyone be interested in my wackass theory about how i think link is a witch #i have a giant ass rant in my discord i think as well as a few rants on the fae and the such #oh shit good tag to put in her actually right before i hit post #spoilers #totk spoilers #just in case cause i got spoilered a little bit? but i have really good luck and skill with avoiding spoilers about alot of games and #the only thing i really know is that zelda turns into the dragon..i think ive been told that was wrong but i might be being juked

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usagichanp · 1 year

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i just finished The Good Place finally, and just as the credits are rolling and I'm staring with tear filled eyes and a McFlurry in hand, my roommate bursts in and yells "HEY LOOK WHAT I CAN DO" and did a wackass dance move. Perfect fucking timing

#shut the fuck up usagi

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patheticfrogarchive · 5 years

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me? getting angy abt stuff that happened 3 or so years ago bc its late and i cant sleep?

#i had a longer vent post up earlier but i deleted it bc the thot of it staying up just. didnt sit right #which is growth honestly #but its important to state that i am still in fact..... angy #bc i have to fuckin disclaimer my personal posts now this is abt my shitty roommate and not the other thing #this aint abt u #this is abt my wackass roommate #lmao #a dumb post

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spinchs-field · 2 years

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(SLAMS OPEN DOOR)I WANNA LEARN ABOUT FUCKED UP BACKSTORUES

(i don’t have a drawing of all of them together, but here’s all four of my mascots/sonas! Tangerine and Pawpy are mascots, Ghost and Vulcan are sonas, hence why they look basically identical. also please excuse Vulcan’s wackass anatomy, this drawing of it is old)

this is gonna be kinda long so everything’ll be under the cut

so Tangerine and Pawpy have pretty tame backstories, actually.

Pawpy was a contestant in an object show with Frito (yknow. the ita bag from a few days ago). she got eliminated, but the elimination process is basically teleporting the contestant back to their home. somehow, the teleportation got all out of wack and Pawpy got teleported to Ghost’s dimension, where he now lives with the other three!

Tangerine doesn’t actually have much development as of right now, but he probably lived in a world where everything was made of sweets, kinda like Candyland (yknow. the board game)! something went wrong and he ended up in Ghost’s dimension, just like Pawpy did. Tangy has nearly been eaten so many times it’s not even funny.

[ this is where things start getting dark. warning for mentions of murder and cannibalism for Ghost’s story. some vague gore, cosmic horror, and slight religious themes for Vulcan’s story ]

Ghost is um. a special case. he’s currently dead, and has been for a while, hence the name, but when he was alive, he was very much a fucked up guy. he’d kill and eat people, nearly every single month. he was constantly on the run from police despite the fact they had no idea it was him committing all the murders. hell, he even killed his own fucking roommates because they tried to call the cops on him. however, ever since he died, he kinda just. chilled out, since you don’t really need food or any energy at all to survive as a ghost in his world. i mean, he’s already dead. what’s he gonna do, die again?

Vulcan’s story is more of a tragedy than anything. he was a prince blessed with the ability to speak to the gods. because of this gift, he was kept locked up in his family’s castle. his parents were very loving, don’t get me wrong, they just couldn’t bear to know what would happen if someone against the royal family found him in public. for a big majority of his life, Vulcan desperately wanted to leave and explore the kingdom. his parents never allowed it. one night, he snuck out and took his horse out into the woods. for the first time, he felt truly free... until he began hearing the gods warn him about the consequences of this action. he ignored them, and they got more angered, shouting so much that it began to give him an agonising migraine. he powered through it, but his horse got caught in a bush and he fell off. the gods, blinded by their rage began to literally rip him apart. however, they had to keep their prophet alive, so they began replacing his body with their own. the energy released from this sort of cosmic horror event caused him (along with the gods that basically are him now) to get teleported to another fucking dimension. (side note; people can’t really perceive Vulcan in a normal way. he either looks like a sort of... smudge in your vision or your brain trying to messily fill in the gaps. a lot of people would describe him as looking uncanny, or like a 3D model of a fictional character. no matter what you think he looks like, it’s always a hazy memory in the end. how i draw him is how he actually looks; just a living universe. he does have eyes btw, this ref of him is just outdated.)

#the crops #funny fella #also omg pronoun check for them #Tangerine uses he/him #Pawpy uses he/she #Ghost uses he/him #Vulcan uses he/it/they #also you can refer to Vulcan by any greek god's name. Vulcan is just its birth name #oc: Tangerine #oc: Pawpy #oc: Ghost/Gabriel #oc: Space Boy/Vulcan

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srirachvbi · 4 years

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quarantined with you ! (part one)

a/n: this is literally just headcanons on how some of the guys would react to being stuck at home during quarantine lmao (MANGA SPOILERS) also some of these are shorter than the others because i am... lazy ! i’ll try to post more headcanons with different characters for this soon but this has been sitting in my drafts for a while so i wanted to post it Warning(s): mentions of sex but they’re brief and not that detailed, cursing

Bokuto Koutarou

Oh my god this literal CHILD would be a pain in the ass in the beginning

The season had been cancelled due to Miss Rona and he was completely heartbroken

He wasn’t even allowed to go to the gym or even the courts to practice !!

You two didn’t live together yet (you two had been looking at apartments but couldn’t find one that suited either of you at the same time, but your apartment was probably big enough to fit the two of you already) but the minute that quarantine was set in place he literally showed up at your door with his belongings

Surprise! you got yourself a roommate now because he can’t stand being by himself in his lonesome apartment

LETS PRETEND HE PROBABLY DOESN’T HAVE A HUGE PENTHOUSE BECAUSE HE’S A RICHASS VOLLEYBALL PLAYER ITS CUTER IF HE’S LIVING WITH YOU

It’s not like you’re complaining though-- he’s literally your big baby

Since he can’t go to the gym or the courts, he’d probably go on a really long morning run

A lot of the time when he wants to run, he’d try to force you to go with him because he wants to spend time with you :(

LMAO sike-- bitch he THOUGHT you’d even think about getting out of bed at SIX IN THE MORNING????

He actually convinced you to go with him once and you refused to go ever again after almost losing a lung

I’m sorry luvs but Bokuto can’t be trusted in the kitchen so you’re either ordering food or cooking for the both of you

He tries his best tho!!

Since you two have the most time in the world tho, you actually try to teach him how to cook (yikes good luck)

There was a mishap where your apartment almost got burned down but after a while he got his shit together

You: I’m gonna kill myself if you burn down my apartment Kou

Him: haha don’t kill yourself youre so sexy <3

You: perish <3

Honestly, he’d try his best to help you out or cheer you up tho!!

Like, he’s kinda dense and doesn’t really know how to do any household chores but if you’re not feeling great, he’d go out of his way to figure out how to cheer you up

If you’re sad about being stuck inside? Just wait lmao you’re gonna get literally TACKLED cause he !! does !! not !! tolerate !! sadness !!

You guys would probably do tik tok dances and trends because you’re bored

He’d throw it back on you ngl

After a while, Bo would probably adapt to quarantine and you definitely showed him how to clean a few things so eventually he started to be helpful!!

Weekly facetimes or zoom calls with the other MSBY Black Jackals players because all of them are pressed about quarantine

Bo would probably go back to his apartment every now and then whenever you needed space to do your work/school work!!

Or he’d bother the shit out of you and complain if you didn’t give him the attention but unimportant

Oh and

y’all would probably get it on like... almost every single night

He just seems like the kind of person to be horny since he’s bored

Your poor bed :(

Baths afterwards were the best part though because !! he’s all warm and bulky

LIKE IMAGINE JUST BEING IN HIS ARMS AJFKLJDF

I’m a Bokuto Simp

n e ways

he’d try to teach you volleyball if you had enough free time (ofc you do) because he gets so bored

If you already know how to play, he’d probably just toss it back and forth because he doesn’t want to hurt his precious s/o with his POWERFUL ass spikes godDAMN

So, yeah Kou would probably be a pain in the ass at first but he’d definitely settle down with the fact that he’s stuck inside with his cuteass s/o

Him: hey did you know that I love you?

You: SIMP-- wait no, don’t cry baby ily2

Sakusa Kiyoomi

Lmao sorry luvs you ain’t gonna see him <3

The MINUTE he found out that there was a virus, this bitch FLED to his apartment

Like, he stocked up on a TON of supplies and dipped

He literally pulled a “went out to buy some milk” and disappeared off the planet

Since you’re his s/o, he wouldn’t completely shut you out but he would NOT let you into his apartment unless you avoided all human contact for 14 days and showed no signs of Miss Rona

Honestly, you wouldn’t see him that much because he just... doesn’t want anyone near him

You: :((( bby

Him: Stay away bitch <3

You two would facetime a lot tho and he’d just nag you about staying healthy because he doesn’t want his s/o to get sick

If you ran out of masks, he’d literally just stick some in a bag outside of his front door and would tell you to pick them up because he will not leave his apartment

He’s the reason that the stores have like... no hand sanitizer

You: don’t be shy !! give some !!

Him: I do not see 👁👄👁

Jk no, he’d put little care packages outside of his apartment for you that are full of cleaning supplies cause he wants you to be healthy

If he has anything delivered to his house, I wouldn’t be surprised if he pulled out a hazmat suit and sprayed that bitch down

He’d definitely call you late at night and the two of you would fall asleep on the call !!

He’d begrudgingly answer the MSBY zoom calls

Atsumu: Omi Omi~ I’m surprised you haven’t gotten broken up with yet. if I were y/n i would probably drop your ass <3

Him: I hope you die <3

Okay but once he realizes you’re perfectly healthy, he’ll allow you into his apartment but he forces you to shower before touching him

It’s okay-- you finally get to cuddle your germaphobe bf <3

Okay but he do be kinda horny in quarantine because isn’t everyone so you two seeing each other again was a TRIP

Have fun luvs <3

Kuroo Tetsurou

Don’t be shy Furudate, tell us where Kuroo is in the final arc <3

Since I have no clue what canon Kuroo is doing, let’s just say he just has a regular job idk

Since he’s not deemed to be an essential worker, he’s stuck at home with your stupidass <3

Jk- he’s happy to be able to spend time with you

Definitely spends a lot of his day playing video games with Kenma since Kenma also has a ton of time now (Kenma’s just working from home now and has conference calls every now and then)

I believe that this man would be a decent cook so he’d definitely help or at least convince you to just order some food lmao

You two would spend the first few weeks just watching movies and cuddling or some cute shit idk

Probably horny as fuck so yall would be busy for a bit

You two would have the stupidest conversations in the middle of the day while you two were just staring at the ceiling

You: if cows ruled the world, would they drink human milk?

Him: omg you’re onto something there

Idk you’d probably be roasting the shit out of each other too

Him: did i ever tell you that you look like a rat baby?

You: perish <3

You’d take turns with who would cook dinner and who would clean it up because there needs to be a system or else youre both not eating or not having an apartment that is tolerable to live in

Okay but like... I think that he’d look at those cooking tik toks and would be like “i’m going to make this bitch”

does it work? sometimes. does it taste good? give or take

Like, some of them SLAP but others just... don’t look anything like the end result that the video showed

he’d definitely try to make you work out with him and sometimes it worked

A lot of the time tho, you’d just laugh at him

You: I’ll just watch you here dw luv

Him: I know you wanna look at my arms wackass

He’d definitely spend hours upon hours playing video games with Kenma

Like,,, you wouldn’t see him move for hours but every now and then you’d hear him scream LMAO

Honestly it would be pretty fun to be quarantined with this bitch

idk he’s not gonna burn your house down, not be able to clean shit, and he’d also be a lot of fun to joke around with so I see nothing wrong with this bitch <3

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