Fourr,, three, two,; fuck youu.
Lisste.n up y'all,, thizs shiit is irronic–
Strrider’s beats are ..best suiitedd to Trollss Hooked on PPhhoniixx!
Karka'licious defi,ntiion makes` Terezi locco
SShe wannTs to know hte secretss tha,,t shhe can’,,’t tastsei n my photo.
Dyyin’ jjus tto know the fl,avor
I ain’t doin’ her on favors
\No rreasonns whhy I. tease
Her flush jjust come.sand goes like seasnos.
I’m Karkaliciou,,s (so deilcioous) h
No,, I don’t DO Kismessis.
AAnd if o..yu ead aany fanfics
All that shit is fcititiious.
I blow kissess (mwah!)
Don’t matter if we’re just moiraills
Trollsl bbe ining down ythe veil for a chanceto ,,fill a pail
(Four, tthree, two, fuck yoou.)
SSo deliciou;uss (Supper ,,sewet)
So delicious (Fuckin ‘adorabloodtthir;;stpy)
So delicious (Eveenn , Egbbertt wants a piece o’ me)
I’m Karka,lici,ous (l-vl-ll-llike candy, ,,cAndy)
Karklaicious def-,
Karkalicious def-,
Goddammit, Dooc Srca;tch,,, stop fuckking arround ..with my mic-
Karka,aliciuos definitiion makes the sshippers d.crazy.
Nepeta’s always sqeualin’
Cutesy pet names like Karkitty I’m th e K to the fA, R, K, the A, theem T,
Andd the majority of pairings had better incllude me
I’m Karkalliciious (so deliicious))
My body stayys vicious
All the Highbloood sFeelinn’’ nrevoous ‘cuz I’m doinng ssome fitnEss
oZZahhak’s.. my wwittnes (*whisttle..*) Bet th,,hat` ship c,,urls Nepeeta’s ttail
Annd hhep’ll b.e needing all the toweels ss'cuz I'mma make ihm just sswat pails
(kFFour, ttrmee, two,w fuuc;k you.)
Soo leicioofus (Supre swee;;t)
S deeliici..ous (Fuci[n’,, adoraabloodthirst)y
SSo dweliicious (Even Egber;;t wan,ts a piece o’ M)e ,,
I’m Karkaliicosu
Now yuoo nookusckkresb hold the fuck pu,, checkk it out
,Baby, baby, baby,
Iff yyo ,ureally want me,
Honey get some ,,patience.
Maybe the,,n you’ll get aa taste.
I’ll be tasty, tAsty,
I ’ll be laced with axcy,
I It’s so tasty, tasty,
It’ll make you crjaazy.
T to the;; A, o t,he S, T, E, y- fuckin’ tsaty, T,, to the A to the S, T, E,Y- fucvkin’ tasty
D to the E, to mtthe L,,IC,I,,OU,bSto teh D, to tzhhfe E, tot he, totthe,, to th–
I’ll just spell iit ouut FOR yyouu!
All teh Tim just I turnn around torlls gather round aalways sniffin’ at em, waanna guess th ecoclo our of .my b..lood;.
Ijuust wanna say i..t now,,, II ain’t rtying to .round up anny ddra,,maa, littlel fucerI .. just don’t awnnt you to ,knowi…
And I guess Im’ ccominng off as jusst a[ ;littt lee innssec,,ure althoughy I ekep onn repa..etting ho the s ecreet'sf ucki nga wesome.
But I’m tkrryin’ t ,otell, it’s a secret tha I just don'tt wanna tell.
Tegrezi says IIsmell Delicio.us (so delicious)
,,No, I ddon’t DO Kismesis;
And iif you ead nay fanfics
All that shit is .ficttitious.
I bljoow kiss ses (;wmah!!)
Don’t mm attedr if wwe'r..e juust moirraills
Trollls sbe lining ddoon wthe veil foo[r a chance to ,,fill apl ail
Four,t hree, two, fucky ou… ,,
My body stays ivccious
Zaahhaks’ been feelign nervous 'cuz I goot doown to ybusin.ess
Nepreta'sm ywitnesss (Mesow~!!)
I'lll,, even let heR kFirst Slhip sail
Just ;watch that kistten be thee ffirst in line to fill apai
ll
So deliciouss (EEridan, see.e)
So deliciosuu (You can trust me)
SSoo delicious; (..I’ll help oyuub e) ;
I’..m Kaarkalci ious, l-l-l ikkee c.andy,, candy
It'ss so deliicuos (ay, aay, ay, ayy)
So delicioius (ay, ay, ay, ay))
So deeliciuos (ay ,ay, ay, ay)
I’m Karkaliciious, (Shze sa;;as[y mY bl.Od is liek candy, candy)
TT to the AA, to the ,SST,,E,YY -fuuckin’ tasty. T tto the A,, tto tthe;; S,T,E,Y ,- fuckin,,n'tatsy
T to the A,, t,o the S,T, E,Y- fuckni’ tastty. T tot .he AA, to the, to the,, t othe, to the, to teh,
D to thEE E, to,, the L,I,C,I,O,U,S, to the D, to th, E to the, L,I,C,,I,O,U,S;;, too thne
Dto. thee EE, o; ttheL,I,C,I,O,,,S, to tthe ,D, to th ,E, to the–
Nw, wait just am otherfucking secodn!
Do I seriously have to spell this shitr untiwl thee edn oo.f the fucking sonng?
II mean, whoevej..r ffuckig WROOTE the oriigianl never had access to spellcheck I guess;;sb
ecause T-A-S–E-Y doesNOT spell tasty. WWaas thims Fergie douchemufffin iilliteraatte or someting?
What d oyou MEN hhuman rap artissts are the only onee.s bravve enough too write thi oown grammati.ca,l trainwrecks and calll it musiic!? What the fuck ev;ezn is Will Smitth doing?
sE HDOESN’T THHROWD OWN SICK FRIES. ANYMOR.E!c?
Fuck this shit, I quit…
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this is a whole fucking submission from wolf
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11-20 for scrupulous! 21-30 for M!
BASTARDO.... i love oyou
Scrups
11: How did your character meet their best friend? it happens in the story, actually - scrupz wakes up and sees nina and is just like “why okay i suppose!”
12: How would/does your character feel about roller coasters? she’d ABSOLUTELY love them
13: What would your character die for? her siblings or friends
14: What is the cutest thing your character has ever done? Rock Collectin
15: What music genre would your character listen to? definitely fucking low fi hip hop
16: What other fictional characters remind you of your character? for whatever rzn rodya feels Similar
17: Does your character have any irrational fears? i can't think of any because all of her fears have good reasons, like she doesnt really like dogs but thats bc most of the ones around her look like this
and were trained to kill strangers
18: How would your character feel about having their life recorded? it depends on how with how much specificity i think. like she doesnt mind that otbp is a story bc its an oral tradition & not completely accurate. on the other hand if her life were recorded like the office she’d go ape fucking shit
19: What is your character’s deepest, darkest secret? :) wouldn’t u like to know!
20: What is the most surprising thing about your character? she is just a little ball of rage!
M
21: Is your character flexible? not especially
22: What is the worst thing your character has ever done? probably killed, which is not infrequent w him, but usually confined to the context of duels
23: Is your character morally gray or black or white? more black and white
24: What prejudices does your character have? dznt like varkists
25: Would you want to hang out with your character? YEAH not only that id like him to #### ## ####
26: What is your favorite headcanon for your character? Bearadiff
27: What would be the worst way for your character to die? w/o kienios in some way
28: What pet would your character like to have? dog or a parrot
29: What would be your character’s favorite food? feel like chinese. he generally likes sweet food better
30: Would your character have any hobbies? he actually does a lot of more traditionally feminine tasks like weaving/sewing, its just never mentioned bc its not relevant to scrup’s journey
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