wisst ihr was für ein tag heute ist?
Du: hast du wieder meinen stoff geklaut?
Mottenperson: (traurige geräusche)
Du: alter Ich wollte noch was damit nähen
Mottenperson: :,(
Du: keine chance du schläfst heute nacht draußen
Mottenperson: (senkt denn kopf und läuft traurig weg)
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Deutschland: Die Jugend von heute will keine Ausbildung mehr machen! Die Kinder wollen auf Kosten des Landes in der Uni Mate saufen statt was zu lernen
Deutschland wenn man eine Ausbildungsstelle sucht: Tja also weiß nicht... wir haben uns schon was anderes vorgestellt... wir haben leider keine Plätze mehr... studieren Sie doch lieber was 🥺
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Ich finde, wenn dieser Durchgang von @germanysnexttopgedicht vorbei ist, wäre es für die Zukunft cool, die Gedichte in etwas homogeneren Kategorien gegeneinander antreten zu lassen. So z.B. "Beziehungskisten", "Mythisch - Historisches", "Vergangenheitsbewältigungspoesie", "Natur und Jahreszeiten", "Tierisch - Satirisches"...
so, wie es jetzt steht, macht die Todesfuge sowieso alles andere platt
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Breitkirch 2 - The Saga Continues!
After the hugely successful first season, the Deutsche Fernsehen is now back with ZDF-Hitshow Breitkirch's SEASON 2 !
From the network we all know and love for producing classics of Deutsches Fernsehen like Arzt Wer and Übernatürlich:
Expect more mysteries, heartbreaking destinies, terrible secrets and the past catching up with our favourite characters in this large scale production with celebrities all over the cast - both recurring and newly joining high-profile actors, actresses and guest stars!
Welcome back to the nation's second favourite couple of detectives, right after Hubert und Staller: We return to the East Frisian Kleinstadt of Breitkirch with Julia Koschitz as Elli Müller and Christoph Maria Herbst as Alex Hartig - but wait! Why, you ask, doesn't this read Oberinspektor Hartig?
The 2nd season starts right where season 1 left off: Our protagonists know now that Josef Müller (Jürgen Vogel) killed Dani Sörensen, but will they need to prove it in court? And what did the devastating news do to the once so idyllic town of Breitkirch?
We see Elli, who has been degraded and is now a mere Verkehrspolizist, and her former boss, Bavarian police officer Alex Hartig, who due to health issues was forced to step away from active duty and is now in charge of the Jungbullen.
Next to many familiar faces, there are also lots of exciting new ones, with an A+ casting that will leave absolutely nobody disappointed:
Firstly introduced are Nora Tschirner and Markus Lanz as Klara and Leander Aschenwert - but who are they and why are they only now joining the Breitkirch community?
New cast members: Markus Lanz and Nora Tschirner as Leander and Klara Aschenwert.
More splendid new members of the cast are Senta Berger as Joseline Ritter and Barbara Becker as Scharon Bischof, two attorneys and former colleagues who have just not yet seen the last of each other - but where does their rivalry come from? And how are their respective junior barristers, Abi Tomasson and Ben Heuwald, portrayed by celebrity guest-starring comedian and blogger Hazel Brugger and former YouTube sensation Phil Laude, involved?
The courtroom team at work: Phil Laude as Ben Heuwald, Senta Berger as Joseline Ritter, Barbara Becker as Scharon Bischof and Hazel Brugger as Abi Tomasson (from left to right).
We also finally dig deeper into Alex Hartig’s background and get to know his family: Ex-wife Tess (Carolin Kebekus) and daughter Desiree (the latter being portrayed brilliantly by Lilli Schweiger)! But not only that, we also learn more about the case that left him traumatised and lead him to Breitkirch in the first place: At last, we get to unravel the mysterious case of Sandbrück!
The not-so-happy family of the detective: Christoph Maria Herbst reprising his role as policeman, but now also as a father, with Lilli Schweiger as daughter Desiree and Carolin Kebekus as Ex-wife Tess.
In Sandbrück, another small town a little further from the coast of the Wattenmeer, as we know from season 1, two girls have disappeared, 12 year old Pippa Gruber (Emma Schweiger) and her older cousin Lisa Neuberger (Luna Schweiger). But what happened to them, and why is Pippa's father Richi Gruber (Daniel Brühl) so interested in getting Alex Hartig off the case? And what does his Ex-wife Kati (Jessica Schwarz) have to say about it? Join us for season 2, and find out!
Leander Aschenwert (Markus Lanz) being confronted by really properly angry Alex Hartig.
Luna Schweiger as Lisa Neuberger on the left, Emma Schweiger as her cousin Pippa Gruber on the right.
Daniel Brühl and Jessica Schwarz as the troubled parents of Sandbrück, Richi and Kati Gruber.
All the new and old faces, left to right: Nora Tschirner, Senta Berger, Barbara Becker, Florian David Fitz (back as Reverend Paul Jacke); Julia Koschitz, Christoph Maria Herbst, Hazel Brugger, Martina Hill, Jan Josef Liefers (recurring as Bettina and Mark Sörensen); on the far right Markus Lanz, Anke Engelke and Matthias Schweighöfer, the latter two as the reporter-duo Magdi Krasskliff and Oliver Steffensen.
And again, as an exclusive preview, a couple iconic and memorable quotes from this brand new season - exclusively for you, now:
P.S.: PRO-TIPP: for enhanced entertainment, feel free to zoom in on the promo pictures...
Link to part one
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Was mich mega interessiert ist, warum Hugenay einfach so in Rocky Beach herumspaziert... ist es pre Feuermond? Ist er aus dem Knast? Alternatives Universum?
Egal welche Erklärung es gibt, eine Cotta Hugenay Interaktion ist eigentlich ein muss 😭
Ja! Das denke ich auch schon die ganze Zeit! Wo sitzt das Buch von der continuity?! Pre-Feuermond? Ist er abgehauen? Entlassen worden? Kriegen wir überhaupt eine Antwort darauf oder wird das hand-wavy einfach übergangen, warum er wieder frei rum läuft? Warum ist er in RB? Nur für einen Diebstahl? (Oder um Justus zu sehen?) Ich habe so viele Fragen! Evelyn, please explain!!!
(Und ja, wenn in den Rocky Beach Crimes Büchern kein Cotta-content ist (sowohl Interaktion zwischen Victor und Cotta als auch zwischen Mathilda und Cotta, weil ich mir letzteres auch hilarious vorstelle!), fange ich möglicherweise an zu weinen.)
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