#versus immovable object

[goirlsandmentalturmoils]

pulling up to the bank window

Me (in a southern accent): I'm here to make a Floridian deposit

Bank Teller: OH MY GOD ITS HER AGAIN, CALL THE POLICE THIS TIME

Me:*franctically pouring baby crocodiles into every hole of every machine*

#shitposting #shitpost #they never will stop me #i will never be stopped #unstoppable force #(crocodile) #versus immovable object #(bank workers who are getting paid too much to quit and not enough to deal with this shit)

[cruelgay]

a psychological battle i’d pay to see

#they’d stare at each other with disapproval #they are mlm wlw hostility to me #an unstoppable force versus an immovable object #alice in borderland #alice in borderland 2 #alice in borderland season 2 #chishiya shuntaro #mira kano #kano mira #shuntaro chishiya #chishiya alice in borderland #mira alice in borderland #1k #1.5k #2k #2.5k #3k #3.5k #4k #4.5k #5k

[averlym]

i have been thinking about this lyric all day 

#love how dlyh can be interpreted so many ways! see also: HE doesn't wanna bang you #thinking also about how i keep drawing araleyn with the dynamic of unstoppable force (anne) meets immovable object (catherine) #a unprompted araleyn post? wow asdfghjkl they. them. royal historical au with homoerotic undertones in which the mistress works the other #way around is all i'm saying. wlw supremacy. #the fine line between seeing these as proper historical figures versus characters. i'm calling it an au and calling it a day #considering the other AUs out there. i'll deal #this is fine! :> #i apologise for the poor visibility it is 2am i am making poor lighting choices. cathy parr hours fr #anyways. goodnight #six the musical #six the musical fanart #catherine of aragon #anne boleyn #aralyn #araleyn #i like the shading best in the third panel. but also the fourth panel is cool bc dark and shadowy and quiet yknow?? only issue is they don't #match with each other which breaks the flow >:/ #*goes insane* hahaha. anyways does this count as pg13 for some reason it feels like the most spicy thing on the blog idk adsfghgjjl ///// #i've drawn aralyn side profile in this exact up down configuration twice and if i had a nickel i'd have two nickels which isnt much but it- #not to be on the straight side of bi on main (not quite main. sideblog?) but i feel like i might be projecting emotional repression onto ara #mutual crushing rn and. i'm adamant about not wanting a rship but like this guy straight up says 'i'm okay with you leading me on' ?????? #the dubious morality of it all help lmao. i'm planning to just wait it out *thumbs-up emoji* #anyway that's enough anonymous on-the-internet tea about the irl side of life! enjoy the blorbos

[merakiui]

Hiii! Have u ever seen helluva boss? I was saw a picture of someone who drew glitz and alm (from season 2 episode 7) as the leech twins and my brain is rotting 💖🐠🐟

Hi hiii!!! :D omg I haven't kept up with the episodes, but I did see someone on twt say they reminded them of the tweels and........

THEY'RE FISH TWINS AS WELL...... OTL of course they are their own characters entirely, but I'm so tweels-brained and while looking at them I keep thinking, you're so Jade and you're so Floyd just by the pose and expression. >_< even the color schemes AAAAAAAAAA. I may just have to watch the episode now to see Glitz and Glam and to brain rot about our beloved eels. (˘ ˘ ˘)

#twisted chit chat #also the song they sing is a BANGER???????? :O #tweels and glitz and glam are essentially unstoppable force versus immovable object

[code31-onthedancefloor]

ASS FOTO

today, uli is sitting on the Final Destination stage from Super Smash Bros. Brawl! he's enjoying the view.

also, i think the three major notes to the ignus nilsen waltz are #F, E, D - which i have tried to replicate in that swirly ion doodle. inexplicably, i can read and transcribe most forms of music, but i can't write it. so... someone who actually plays the piano could easily figure it out.

source: woman moment

#ZIEG MAL DEINEN ARSS. ASS FOTO. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. YOU'RE NOTHING. #i dont think i should tag any of the characters in that stupidass whatsapp thing lol #and yes that is a potato. i hope that it is clear enough. large potato grown through plasm 👍 #unstoppable force Sport versus immovable object 'Tomsky. He just wants to farm for gods sake! #ion's foolproof plan: inflate guy's ego so so so much that it becomes a self-fulfilling tragedy. just full-on torment this suckass musician #ulixes bücher #echo maker #ignus nilsen #kras mazov #ukhotomsky #ion rodionov #pjõl #disco elysium

[rafent]

"Does it hurt to be polite...to your students, mister? It is not ideal to throw words like these around so carelessly at youngsters you should be supervising." He had heard the...uhm...harlot comment, and couldn't help but find it in himself to try to intervene. "Have respect!

A pause. Then he crossed his arms. "Besides, it is not like you have that much property to complain about her body or way of dress, so..." He made a single motion with his hand- flat. Nothing else had to be said.

Black swallowed white and all view of the ceiling above, eclipsing the crystal chandeliers as if smog had been smeared across an artificial sun. Surroundings darker, dragon colder, Rafal remained unflappable at the roost of a tall shadow over his seated form with pale head fixed and motionless. Eyes merely flicking upward to enact a sharply displeased glare, no less than the aggregate of a thousand ready daggers and then some. Who would risk life and limb to dare disturb his peace? No doubt this one thought himself a lion.

"Humph, how very dull. Do you wield such tiresome insistence with every new person you've yet to know?"

One swing of his leg over the knee. Knuckles folded, boxy and compact, against a smooth cheek. Frigid from one angle in these seamless and uncaring motions, bored witless from another, his gaze languidly traveled the towering length of the man's body. This cursory examination of the other when studied alongside his words yielded multiple observations; that he too was installed in a position of authority over the student flock; that he was an intrusive do-gooder type.

That he was unimaginably noisy.

"My name is Rafal, not mister. And 'have respect' I will not." A minuscule shift like the rippling of a viper's scales beneath light, his frosty demeanor thawed ever so slightly on a budding smirk, doled out for the insinuating wave of hand; however intended it was to reprimand, only Rafal's amusement met the gesture. "However, you will find me most fair. I welcome equal treatment and those who chase it. Anyone that wishes to call me names is perfectly free to do so."

There existed a caveat, as to be expected. Darkly, the Fell Dragon chuckled as his insidious smile bloomed in full: "—at every possible risk to themselves, of course."

#◜ ₊ — 𝓡 ˚ ₊ 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 ╱ askbox. #egittae #toaball2024 #unstoppable force versus immovable object #thank you for sending dewa this made me cackle #not all of lambert's elyos relations will be like morion . there will be ones as inhospitable as rafal

[ghostzzy]

hypomania versus fatigue. fight

#unstoppable force versus immovable object. #on one hand: no wonder it took my doctors 25 years to realize i was bipolar. #bc my hypomania does not Look impressive because it is mitigated by my fatigue. #on the other hand: now that i recognize it as hypomania it is so so so so so so so so so obvious. #because i feel insane. #izzy.txt

[saintalessia]

sometimes the gnome camera angle is....something

#anyways act 3 is laggy as hell since patch 4. it took me 20 minutes to walk down the stairs in cazador's dungeon. do not recommend #unstoppable force (act 3 lags) versus immovable object (my desire to play the game) #bg3

[ievaxol]

yeah we got the 'oh' 'oh' moment and the 'please stay' but may i humbly present, for your consideration, the character who isn't supposed to let go of their self control hitting with the 'alright, shit, yeah, okay. fuck. okay.' when they finally give in to what they both want

#listen. LISTEN. #person A supposed to hold onto their self control (immovable object) versus person B who REALLY wants a piece of A (unstoppable force) #this is a pretty uncommon trope i think but i love it dearly #something abt the very harried 'ok yeah shit alright fucking christ' #its the desperation!!! the giving in!!!!!!!!!! #anyway i read a good fic bye #rambles

[ponytailzuko]

ive used photoshop premiere like my the entire time ive been making digital art  bc i got for super cheap on sale a long time ago (+it was a one time purchase) but my 12 yo mac died and apparently my photoshop is so old i cant even reinstall it on my laptop cus it cant run on the current version of mac os..... i demand a refund.

#cal.ibrations #i hate how everything updates and then its unusable Why do you hate me!!!!! #my loyalty to a shitty version of photoshop bc i was so used to it versus being forced to use something else. #immovable object vs unstoppable force

[grin-unsettling]

my toxic bg3 trait is going into bg3 tags on tumblr and coming out annoyed

#unstoppable force of wanting to read interesting povs and ideas and meta versus immovable object of 'no the blorbo would not! <3' #lie.txt

[kaizzaphela]

BIG DAY FOR GAY PEOPLE.

#UNSTOPPABLE OBJECT VERSUS IMMOVABLE FORCE #reigen sweep #reigen arataka #mob psycho 100 #sans undertale #undertale

[overtake]

esteban and pierre in a tight battle for who can get into the most penalty trouble

#you just have to laugh #pierres penalty points versus estebans race penalties #unstoppable force meets immovable object

[princepestilence]

Thinking this morning about the untapped potential of convincing insecure straight men to refer to their balls as “the girls” because it’s actually really gay to refer to nuts as “the boys”... unless you want two guys in your pants? Seems like a gay thing to want. 

And then just watch that whole crisis unravel. 

#unstoppable force meets immovable object -- the fear of being perceived as homosexual versus the fear of any femininity FIGHT #this post is inspired by the sheer number of underwear ads i get on instagram lately that use this kind of coy phrasing #not a sonnet

[bubmyg]

i love when soonyoung spoils shit he does it in the most obvious way possible. like why read the comment about your makeup and then go “it looks like my makeup from tiger right!!!! uh. anyway.” LIKE JUST DONT SAY ANYTHIGNAKDFSJDKLSF

#immovable object (schedules) versus unstoppable force (soonyoung spoiling shit)

[coern]

unstoppable force(encore dance scene painting) versus immovable object(redraw isabeaus friendship quest art as the two wretched boys)

#my post #nenekasa versus satogou who will win #really its herokasa versus gohsif #so unstoppable force versus immovable object. moving on