#vc humor

[desertfangs]

Armand @ the rest of the Coven

#armand #the vampire armand #vc shitpost #vc humor #vc #vampire chronicles #the vampire chronicles #tvc #vc shitposts #i saw this image and it's literally all i can think of

[redversaillesrose]

On Lestat’s first anniversary as Prince of the Vampires, Armand gifts him a tiny but fully functional guillotine.

#It is canon ffs. #Like 1) It feels like something Armand would have lying around. #2) It would hit close to home you know beheading French nobility and now royalty when they fail to perform their duties accordingly. #3) Armand is a nasty little gremlin with a weird sense of humor and a deep-rooted desire to be as weird as possible. #4) I said so. #the vampire chronicles #vampire chronicles #vc #tvc #the vampire armand #armand #the vampire lestat #lestat de lioncourt #I hope you have all noticed by now that I always tag Armand before Lestat because I’m nothing if not committed.

[herd-reject-arts]

Due to the TikTokification of Instagram, I am having to make videos in order for anyone to, like, see anything I post. Here's my latest shot at that, since product videos weren't cutting it. Will it work? I fucking hope. I have no other ideas of how to get people to potentially view my shop 😔

I have more of these made from hikes I've done this month, so I'll be posting them whether they work or not, cause I think they're dumb and goofy and fun.

#not vc sorry #video #my face #catch me doing the White People Facial Expression. this is my culture. it is tradition to make that face when disappoint. #nature #walk #hike #hiking #outdoors #humor #or like my attempt at it #serotonin #who the fuck is sarah tonin? #depression #mental health

[unknownlemoneater]

Trigger warning, I’m one of those annoying ass Roblox kids.

I’ve been wanting to do this type of these (TikTok pinkcore) edits for so long ‼️😭

#I made this until 6 AM 💀 #no sleep #I wasn’t planning to post this here but might as well keep the shit posting spree going #VOICE REVEAL??!!?? 😱😱😱 #hellsing ultimate #alucard #Roblox Alucard #hellsing #shit post #Roblox vc #pinkcore #pinkcore edit #GOD DID🙏🏾🙏🏾 #LIFE IS ROBLOX #BUDGET APPROVED⁉️ #CALL ME ASPARAGUS‼️‼️ #taking my TikTok humor to Tumblr 💀 #people say I overuse emojis 😔

[hekateinhell]

I think my favorite long-running joke in Armand fandom is that he so clearly has such a fucking type: Marius, Lestat, Daniel... Even Bianca - the only woman he's ever shown to have a romantic and sexual relationship with - is a beautiful, grey-eyed, blonde.

✨Louis✨ is the only exception to The Blond Rule™️, as he should be.

#we take our humor where we can get it folks #blonds may have more fun but us brunettes... idk we sure have something! (depression) #armand #marius de romanus #lestat de lioncourt #louis de pointe du lac #bianca solderini #vc

[firegiftlouis]

I need people to understand that when I say that Louis is female coded that’s a big fucking deal since I resisted calling male characters “female coded” for a very fucking long time, not least of all because the first time I saw that in fandom people were calling Kylo Ren “female coded” 🤢 so understandably it took Louis “officially diagnosed with hysteria because he’s depressed and reads to many books but damn if he isn’t Pretty™️” De Pointe Du Lac to finally use that phrase.

Only for him tho, no other male character I know of have suffered the way Louis has to earn the female coding privileges 💕

#louis de pointe du lac #humor #‘he’s so beautiful it’s a shame his womb wanders every time the moon is full 😔’ #-every character in VC @ Louis #don’t talk to me about female coded male characters if they aren’t talked about like that 😂

[sunshyni]

Gnt, eu comecei a assistir aquele dorama “O jogo da morte” e realmente as mortes são brutais. Tipo, eu só tô no ep 2 e um menino do ensino médio morre a tijoladas, eu tô mto em choque

#sun daily #parece “Tomorrow” só q mto mais sombrio e sem alívio cômico #a n ser q vc curta um humor mais mórbido

[aspiringroleplays]

@nevertem

A foreigner in Japan was an uncommon sight indeed, and definitely would get more than a few stares. But truthfully, Sora had been living in America and traveling around so much that it didn't even register to him this guy was "foreign"- he just saw him as some dude behind the counter doing his job.

But as he got halfway down the aisle and got a good look at him, the guy- Sora thought- the guy was actually really... really really truly... superbly-!

Cool.

Sora stared, stunned at the unexpected sight before him. That drip, that hair, those threads- it had been so long since Sora had seen someone truly, coolly awesome like that. He couldn't help but be amazed! 'I bet the girls are nuts for him!' He thought. 'If I was half as cool as him, I would definitely get a girlfriend!'

...Wait... 'cool'?

He had to put his hand on a shelf to steady himself, wide eyes to the floor as his thoughts caught up to him. How could he even think something like that? The guy was short like Sora! Surely he had difficulty dating too! And yet when Sora looked at him, there hadn't been a doubt in his mind that he was all that and more.

All his life Sora had been insecure in his image. He was short, skinny (well, he wasn't skinny anymore, but details) and not nearly as strong as Riku! It was no wonder girls always turned him down!

And yet, as he looked upon this stranger, he wondered if maybe, just maybe, his problem wasn't actually in how he "looked". Maybe these traits he once thought of as obstacles had merely been hurdles- challenges to force himself to rise to the occasion, and make himself truly awesome!

It was like everything he knew had just been turned upside down.

He sighed dramatically, and continued his search down the aisle, doing everything he could to avoid looking at the front, and having to face this cool guy head on. He couldn't remember the last time he felt so ashamed. He was unworthy to even meet his eyes.

But alas, Sora could not avoid the truth forever. So about 20 minutes later of strolling through the shelves, he finally plucked up his courage, and stepped to the front.

"Hey. I know you don't know me, and this may sound strange, but... I just wanted to thank you." He brought up a smile. "Seeing you find the strength to carry on, to hold your head up high despite everything- it really inspired me to take a good, hard look at myself. You reminded me that no matter what life throws at us, we always have to do whatever it takes to do the best we can. I really owe you for that." He bowed at his shoulders. "Thank you."

And so, heaviness from his heart lifted, Sora turned on his heel and left the store, inspired and enthused from this life changing interaction. He vowed that from now on, he would let nothing stop him in his goals, and even if things seemed impossible, he would always find a way to overcome!

It would be about 6 hours later when he realized he hadn't introduced himself, didn't even ask for the dude's name, and completely forgot to actually buy something.

And that he was going to have to go back tomorrow and actually face him.

#nevertem #v: chapter 4 #sora vc: wow I think I found a new hero #atem vc: what the actual fu- #((ok HONESTLY I assumed atem would just think he was a fan of duel monsters and was an avid fan or smt)) #((BUT IF HE'S JUST REALLY CONFUSED THAT WORKS TOO)) #((anyway nothing says touching reunion like ridiculous anime humor)) #((lov u kansas))

[desertfangs]

Armand is totally that guy who uses his boyfriend's toothbrush and Daniel is the guy who thinks it's kind of hot.

#daniel molloy #armand #armand/daniel #vc humor #vc shitposts #tell me i'm wrong though! #devil's minion #the devil's minion #devilsminion #armand x daniel #danmand #vc #vampire chronicles #tvc

[godblooded]

hello i love @postguilt

#ooc. mikkelsen vc: this week on kat valentine's hannibal. #[stevie may as well have dared me and I love them. quick does any two bit fuck without a sense of humor want to complain about me being #facetious. you’re just not valued enough for your crack anon wit and brilliant rhetoric.]

[herd-reject-arts]

I'm back, and so is this hot garbage/prime cut cringe 👍

#not vc sorry #video #serotonin #sarah tonin #humor #(my bad attempt at least) #cringe #mental health #depression #hike #hiking #outdoors #smokey mountains #wilderness #i am cringe but i am free

[ouroborius]

"Hm... as a general question for my curiosity, do you find it respectable to invite someone to an event by formally writing them a letter, or do you prefer a more vocal approach in such a situation?"

Yes, maybe he has plans. No, he isn't going to specify for who or what or why.

#Neuvillette {Dash Commentary} #Neuvillette vc: humor me #( posted on the wrong blog :^) )

[princsslidia]

closed starter for @lasttremaine

De braços cruzados, lábios comprimidos e ponta da bota batendo no chão, Lídia esperava Anastasia dar o ar de suas graças. Detesta esperar em seu humor corriqueiro, ser feita de estátua pela tal Tremaine foi com certeza uma péssima escolha. Tinha, no entanto, a voz dos pais em sua cabeça: be nice to her. "Nice..." a princesa resmunga, arrumando o casaco espesso em cima dos ombros. "Espero que a gente vá a algum lugar quente, porque estou morrendo de frio." Continua, em voz alta, chutando uma pedrinha no chão.

#prometo que é só colocar ela num lugar quentinho que o humor melhora #( &&. interações ) #( &&. lasttremaine ) #modesto mas vc sabe o esquema

[pomellon]

It’s been really fun watching different streamers playing Only Up, everyone I’ve watched have had such different takes and moods when playing it XD 

#pom talks #like Foolish being Foolish and playing it while in vc with friends #Punz's only goal being to beat Foolish's time and watching several speed runs to learn the best routs before even playing #Ze going in blind and wanting no spoilers or guidance taking every fall in a stride and just laughing when he fails a jump #Chilled going super slow staling between jumps and having random bursts of anxiety and deflecting with humor #those be my streamers

[afterxxdark]

Not anon, but same

#also late but his reaction to tater’s erogenous spots being all his favorite places to focus on was like #trunks vc: crying. puking. shitting. punching the air #which is peak humor and the best way to react to things

[wandering-soul-1993]

A little something to (I hope) brighten your day

#vampire humor #vampire #vc #funny stuff #vampire chronicles #vampires #interview with the vampire