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innocent-cat · 11 months
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Hello, if you're still taking request could it be headcanons with with Vax, Percy, and Vex. (Separately)
Where the S/O is a lot like Yor Forger.
GUESS WHO IS BACK!!!!
Oh my gosh, I love SpyxFamily! right away xx
Reader x Vox Machina
Warnings - None
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"Scarlet paint on their face", Assassin!Reader x Various
Vax
Okay, so, weird thing about both Vax AND Vex, they're extremely stalkerish.
the very MOMENT they thought you were acting even slightly suspicious, they immediately discussed it with each other.
"Vex-" "Yes, me too."
they most def hear EVERYTHING you do.
They had a little book that had information about everything you did.
your fault, why aren't you home by the mandatory curfew (that they implemented that nobody in fact listens to) of 8PM sharp?
You'll usually feel Vax's eyes on you when you come home after a bounty, but you choose to pretend you're oblivious to it so you can continue acting clueless.
HOWEVERRRR he eventually cornered you and confronted you.
you walked in and he was just like.. leaning against the wall all nerdy.. so you kinda just.. side eyed him and walked by..
"Where have you been?"
your heart dropped to your asssssss, him confronting you was so much scarier than it needed to be.
"What are you talking about?"
"We know you've been sneaking out. You're never home by 8."
"..Nobody follows that anyway, Vax.. not even Pikes home right now. Who are you, my dad?" You raised an eyebrow at him as you spoke down to him for asking you what's been going on.
"Vex told me you went to a washers covered in blood. What's that all about?"
"I don't know what you're talking about. Maybe don't stalk random people, it's creepy, Vax." You scoff, and storm off to your room.
You sit down in your bed and heave a sigh, letting the knife drop that was hidden between your arm and side under your oversized blouse.
Vex
Vex was the first one to actually confront you and get an answer.
(all combined head cannons above for vax btw)
she low-key scared tf out of you when you turned the corner and saw her.
full on mom stance, arms crossed, face seething..
scary.
"If you won't tell Vax, you better tell me now."
Now, mind you, it was like.. 2am.. and you tried sneaking back in because you didn't have time for a outfit change.. so you did in fact look very incriminating with a knife in your hand, drenched in blood.
You have no clue to get out of it, so you fake cry xx
You drop your knife and start crying into your hands, mumbling.
Vex's face DROPS, and she goes to you and holds you, rocking you in her arms.
"I'm not MAD, I'm just upset you didn't tell me.."
After the little cry, she helps you clean yourself up from them on because OBVIOUSLY what gf wouldn't help.
she was honestly just mad you didn't tell her..
(sorry her's is so short!! I'm like super duper tired rn)
Percy
lmfaooo Percy been knew
the two of you have always just kind of
not talked about it?
of course, you both are aware that the other KNOWS,
it's just Percy wants to make sure he doesn't say something rude to you
he loves u too much xx
He frequently stitches you up, cleans your wounds, and washes your clothes when you come home after killing someone.
Of course, he understands you're very dangerous and skilled, but the fact you're his s/o comes before your large bounty.
"Again? Seriously? You're getting too injured to endure this job." he sighed out to you, frowning at your dampened physical state.
You did not reply, but you looked away, towards a a window opposite of him. You matched his face, frowning.
You flinch back as he applies alcohol to your wound, hissing slightly to your pain.
"Sorry." He mumbled out, and he lifted your shirt more.
He bandages the wound, sealing it so it doesn't become infected. He then pulls off your shirt, and sets it aside to wash later, handing you a new, clean shirt of your own.
he literally loves you so much please assure this boy you'll be fine
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a-menagerie · 2 years
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Please consider: Vax and Reader but it’s just this tiktok audio
“‘Cause you’re pretty and you’re smart and you’re ignoring me, so you’re obviously my type”
“I’m sorry, what were you saying?”
“Perfect”
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demigoddessqueens · 8 months
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If I care about someone super close to me I have a reflex of saying “I love you” with my goodbyes to them. I done it with my friends so many times they think it’s cute.
So what if with Vox Machina their crush was about to leave to go do something. Like go to the market, go nap, etc. and they’re just like “okay love you see ya later” and the crush walks off like as if they didn’t just say they love them.
Awww! Dang it this is so cute!! 😭💞🥹🩵💙
a/n - this kinda got angsty 😅😪
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Percy
He’s got the biggest blush on his face ever but no, no! He’s not one to rush into feelings even if he wanted to (with you 👀)
Grog
Has the cutest reaction and picks you up in his big arms; honestly just go along with it he’s a sweetheart 😅
Keyleth
She’s like “wait? What?! Really!!?” and thinks you’re half serious until she’s kind of blushing, half relieved-half crushed
Vax’ildan
I feel like this could go one of two ways 😅
Romance wise (on his end), he just says it back like it’s second nature to him because that’s how loving you is to him
Platonic, he’ll just say it back casually too 😁 but still be kinda yearning underneath
Pike
Her head perks up like “oh wait? really?” until she realizes it was intended differently, then it’s like “pfft yeah, love you too but not like that”
Vex’ahlia
Oh. Oh. Is this happening?? Is this right now?? Oh no, oh you didn’t mean it like that. Oh well… you’re free to love whoever you want darling
Scanlan
He’s so hopeful at first but then “tries” to play it off casually but gods damn it he wants to say it back to you too
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vaxieth · 5 months
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angelltheninth · 6 months
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Vax Playing Hard to Get
Pairing: Vax'ildan x Reader
Tags: fluff, teasing, confessions, hard to get, jealousy, surprise kiss
A/N: It doesn't matter how hard to get he is, I would do anything to make him happy.
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The rouge elf is always hard to get in battle
All his enemies who've faced him and lived to tell the tail will tell you that he is impossible to get his hands on
Who would have thought that Vax would use those skills in love as well
He can always tell when he's being watched, and by none other then the object of his own affections
You have to put in a little bit of work into it though
Just because he's a huge flirt and good at it doesn't mean that he's an easy man to seduce
When you're alone and you think things are going somewhere he will completely change the topic, shattering any chance of a love confession
Flirty jokes are his go to jokes so it's hard to tell when he's being serious with you
Vax is frustrating to say the least but that just makes you want him even more, and once you have him you can wipe that smug smirk off his kissable mouth
Making you jealous was never part of his plan, it was a side effect of him pulling away from you for little too long one night in a very lively inn
People hit on him, and with each one he turned down you grew braver
Taking one last sip of liquid courage you approached him, right as he declined another person's offer to go to their room
A decline was already on his lips when he turned and saw that it was you who asked and you who moved in closer and closer until your lips were on his
Taking someone like him by surprise is quite the feat
Impressed as he is he can tell that you've had a little too much to drink so he takes you back to your room
He doesn't leave until morning, watching after you long after you fell asleep
You're quite embaressed in the morning and you have a headache too, a terrible start to your day
Well Vax can make it better, by telling you he will finally stop running
You impressed him, so he will no longer be playing games with you, so when you feel like confessing again, not while drunk, he will be waiting with an answer
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staratie · 7 months
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vox machina boys impressing you
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Percy
Being a gentleman is a good way to impress a someone, but you’re used to it so when Percy acts extra gentlemanly you don’t really give it a second thought.
So he improvises by adding more flair to his shots when the team is against an enemy.
Vax
Knives are his specialty, so why not make him look more badass than doing fancy, dangerous moves with them?
Sometimes it gets to the point where he gets cut badly, but, luckily, he always gets extra attention from you when you tend to his wounds.
Scanlan
His voice is music and breathtaking (to him) so he obviously composed songs with a subtle hint about how he feels about you.
Grogg
Grog is widely known for his strength so if he sees anything large or looks heavy, he’ll pick it up when you just happen to be passing by.
“Look what I got!” He’d tell you. Once he’s grabbed your attention, he gives you a grin and starts lifting the item like weights.
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finn-writes-stuff · 6 months
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Jack of All Trades (pt 2)
A follow-up to -this- post, with the rest of the party. The Original Request: Hello. If you're willing and have the time, I jumbly request a TLOVM headcannon for the team having an s/o who steals their weapons and tries to figure out to use them. What would their reactions be and would they/how would they teach them to use the weapons?
Percy, Vax, Scanlan & Grog x Reader
Fandom: The Legend of Vox Machina/ Critical Role
Format: Headcanons
Gender Neutral Reader
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Some credit to my lovely partner for giving me accurate info about their specific weapons. As well as a discussion on whether or not you can say Percy or Orthax invented Guns. -Finn
Percy
With anyone else in the party, there's a good chance you may have used a weapon like theirs before. But not Percy and his guns. These are his own inventions, new to Tal'Dorei completely.
They are also powered by exploding gunpowder. He is a little bit worried about letting you handle them.
Hearing a gunshot when he isn't causing it is a deep cause of concern for him, please don't steal his guns, just ask.
Percy will absolutely teach you! It's a chance to have his arms around you as he steadies your aim and stance.
He's a very...specific teacher. You have to make sure he doesn't get too wrapped up in the fine details. Keep him on track with how to shoot and he won't get way into the actual mechanics of the hammer of the gun.
Let him watch you shoot after you get the hang of it. He'll start to understand why you like watching him so much.
Vax
This man owns so many knives. He has a full-out collection of daggers. Hugging him is a dangerous prospect because you never know where one is hiding.
And with all the different daggers, it can't be that hard to steal one or two of them. How could he even notice?
Stealing them proves to be surprisingly hard. He doesn't store many of them, they always seem to be on his person.
But once you manage it, it's quite a lot of fun to handle a truly well-made dagger. In a fantasy world like this, every adventurer has held a dagger, but Vax turns it into an art and his tools reflect that.
They are also insanely sharp. Don't get too cocky with them.
He swipes them out of your hands when he finds you with them, and it's obvious just how experienced he is with handling knives. He can twist and spin them without a glance or a nick.
"Well, well, someone's got sticky fingers, hey love?"
He'll teach you how to throw them accurately and how to spin them without hitting your fingers. He will also tease you while you practice before you get the hang of it.
Scanlan
Scanlan doesn't particularly use a weapon! He's fairly strictly a spellcaster.
That being said, his instruments are likely the next best thing, particularly his lute. And that is his baby, best of luck stealing it.
If you ask him, he'll let you play it and he'll teach you during downtime. He will also serenade you for demonstrations.
He'll be annoyed if you take it without asking though. His music is a source of safety for him as much as a source of joy.
Let him teach you songs around the fire at night and serenade him in return. He won't stop smiling for ages.
Grog
Grog has had some...questionable weapons. Perhaps don't borrow Craven's Edge.
But borrowing his axe or his gauntlets is a world of fun. Even if they might not be well weighted for anyone who isn't as strong as he is.
You will quickly realize how much work goes into swinging his axe and it puts his effortless attacks into a very different light for you.
Grog laughs out loud when he sees you using his weapons, but it's full of fondness and affection.
Even if he isn't exactly academically clever, this is his skill set, he knows how to fight and he does it well. So he's a really good teacher as he corrects your stance and grip.
His teaching method also includes encouraging you to just swing at him, so you'll need a bit of courage and faith that you won't hurt him.
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burr-ell · 4 months
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fanon angst (i made myself sad based on my headcanons) and canon angst (i made myself sad based on an inference that i'm never going to genuinely explore) are two sides of the same incredibly irritating coin
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Vox Machina + Valentine’s Day
Percy De Rolo
Finds the whole holiday rather frivolous.
A whole day just to coo and moon eye at each other? Seems completely wasted.
But, he is a man of tradition. And traditions must be followed.
The obvious choice is jewelry. Something clean and elegant.
Or, if he was getting more in tune with the spirit of the whole thing, a music box. Hand crafted of his own design to play your song.
Vex
Incredibly flirty any other day of the week, so be prepared for it to be ten-fold.
Her mission in life for the day is to tease, taunt, and tempt her lover all day with her wiles.
Of which there are many.
The entire day would be like foreplay. Culminating in an almost violent passion of love making; followed by many other more gentle bouts.
Her gift would be an ornate arrow that she had carved out of one of her bolts, as a symbol of the cupid’s arrow that had struck her heart for you.
Scanlan
Never was a day more made for Scanlan.
Aside from being hopelessly addicted to ‘love’, Valentine’s day is a bard’s bread & butter.
A lot of coin to be made sing sweet songs to love struck couples.
He’d invite you to the inn he was playing at and dedicate a special song to you. One he wrote of course.
The rest of the evening is yours, where he’ll be at your mercy, for all the toe curling fun the two of you can cook up.
Vax
Genuinely forgets about the holiday. But he’s so suave that he plays it off like he hasn’t.
He forgot because he’s terrible with dates & holidays. Not that he doesn’t love you.
Vax thinks about you all the time, so one day out of the year didn’t even register to him.
Rattles off some silver-tongued lie about a surprise he had in store for you. One he is clearly making up as he goes along.
It works out in the end as he led you on some far fetched journey to the top of hill or tower, where he presents you with some night blooming flower he had snatched long the way (like he planned it).
Keyleth
Oh….our poor little turtle duck….
Extremely confident in the planning phase, but looses her nerve as the day comes around and she has to ask you to be her Valentine.
Wastes most of the day running away, or darting around corners, or babbling on as she can’t get her words out.
Eventually, she does. In true Keyleth earnestness.
Gives you a potted plant she grew on her own, and enchanted to always thrive & bloom. Like her feelings for you.
Pike
Happy to just be around you. No matter what day it is.
Pike loves her friends but they can be….a bit much. So a day with just the two of you would be wonderful.
Would like to, for once, do tourist-y things around the town your staying at. She never gets the chance.
Take a break to make a small offering to the Everlight for her loving comfort and her continued protection of you.
Makes a small cake for the two of you to share while you’re out. Grog was the official taste tester.
Grog
Has zero idea what Valentine’s day is.
He doesn’t get it. Doesn’t get what it’s about. Doesn’t get why this is a holiday.
Aren’t you supposed to tell someone you love them all the time? Are you supposed to be around them all the time too if you love ‘em?
Tries to play along, but is really a disaster at stuff like this.
Gives you a big bear hug and takes you out drinking. If your going to celebrate there’s no better way to do it than with ale!
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nowyoursoulisforfeit · 6 months
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Okay, but if Percy and Vax were to ever get sick, let’s say the flu, or something, you already know that Percy wouldn’t be having any of it and would black out and faint before he accepted defeat while Vax would be writing his will the moment he starts sneezing, and I say this because of the Brairwood thing taught me anything, it’s that Vax can be a dramatic little shit.
None of this comes from a place of hatred.
I love these idiots.
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toxicanonymity · 1 year
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What would one of your Joel’s be like if Reader got pregnant? (Your choice on which one)
Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own writing. . .
felt like I didn't have a good one so here are three mediocre HCs and a bonus Joel lol
Cw: abortion, paternity cucking
I'm not in the habit of writing much safe sex 😬 especially for dark characters.
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Can't hold me to any of this lol
Night walks!Joel would be turned on. God help you if you ever come face to face him when you're pregnant because he will be even more all over you. I would not expect him to take any responsibility, but he'd love seeing you (a)round and really get off on the fact that he got you pregnant. He's just a menace. Idk if he can be tamed. Highly recommend having your own contraceptive method with this Joel (all of them when possible). He doesn't have to know about it 😏. I think the main reader does take birth control. She isn't the most responsible so she was worried the first time, but she started taking it much better since Joel has been in the picture.
Just the Tip!Joel has actually been more careful than most so far, albeit still unsafe. He would assume you don't want it and offer whatever you need to take care of it, then realize he's an asshole and try to be supportive of whatever you want. he might get a vasectomy bc he already had a kid really young and his life has gotten more dangerous and he doesn't want to deal with this situation again.
What you're missing - the Joel who did the noncon somnophilia on the hunting trip when you weren't single might enjoy watching you and your partner raise his child. he'd be trying to get close to you. and every day, your child would remind you of what you're missing.
(BONUS hypothetical) vaccine stud!Joel - just doing his job for vaccine research. Hopefully gets an extra ration card or something for his success.
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This was fun but don't mistake this for me wanting to write pregnancy lol. ask and ye shall most likely not receive.
Thank you for reading 💕
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justafandomgvrl · 1 month
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Bitch you ask for a headcanon I shall provide ya:
How well does the rest of the team do as petsitters for Trinket? Do they fail a lot or are these guys used to petsitting by now? Does Grog try to feed him ale?
Grog definitely tried to give him ale - once, before Vex all but chewed him out so hard he couldn’t look at her. Other than that if anyone even looks at Trinket he’s got his weapon out.
Scanlan refuses point blank to look after Trinket. He just does not like that bear. At all. For no reason. And the feeling is mutual.
Vax successfully sneaks ale to Trinket and Grog pouts about it. Vax is the second best pet sitter for Trinket, partially because the bear is part of his family but mainly because his sister scares him.
Percy and Trinket have a respect and understanding for each other. Trinket knows to be safe. Percy knows to let him do his thing. Vex loves them both.
Pike is sweet with Trinket but she smells like Scanlan and he is not a fan of that. So she has to bathe before she can look after him.
Then there’s Keyleth. Sweet, loving, Keyleth. I think Trinket has a softness for Keyleth, doing as he’s told the way he does with Vex. Sometimes she becomes a bear and they just sit together, other times she druidcrafts flowers to make into a crown for him.
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meadowsofmay · 7 months
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vax braiding vex's hair after they investigated the lake is so xbjbxksnsnshdiskw THAT is what i like. THAT IS my fucking shit. oh my god, i am in love to the point i can't even express my emotions with words.
this is important. so, so, so important to me, because that's some level of care and attention — in the middle of the end of the world, as they are trying to figure out how to bring dragons down, vax does not only follow his sister's very footsteps but he tends to her in ways that don't just narrow to wounds.
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demigoddessqueens · 4 months
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Hear me out
Imagine Vox Machina with a crush that’s covered head to toe in armor. They never seen their face but that doesn’t mean their personality isn’t fantastic. Gentle soul, funny, excellent fighter, etc.
One day fighting a monstrosity of a creature the crush’s helmet breaks do to what would be a fatal attack. However the crush still stands as only their helmet pieces fall.
The one with the crush sees their face for the first time. They see their crush facing the creature with a piercing glare and the most intimidating snarl they seen.
Only one thought runs through that member’s head at the moment “oh fuck they’re hot”
Love at first face reveal 😆!
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Percy
Once he’s done picking up his jaw from the floor, he just looks for an excuse to talk more with you, putting a voice to a face he longed to gaze at
Grog
He’s never been more turned on and attracted to you! Can’t stop staring even as s big scary monster tries to ruin the moment
Pike
The gnome cleric is just your biggest cheerleader atp and while she may be distracted a bit during a fight, it’s a very much welcomed distraction
Vax’ildan
Baby boy is done and gone once he sees you!! Can’t peel his eyes off of you and it’s a new side of you that he loves getting used to and seeing
Scanlan
So in love with you right now! a battle angel that always saves his ass and looks good doing it
Vex’ahlia
Oh she knows she’s hit the jackpot with you, and even teases why you’ve worn the armor so long is to protect that petty face
Keyleth
It’s a solidified “oh. Oh! OH!” moment for her and even let’s her “you’re beautiful…” praise slip out, which you think is adorable
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vaxxy-the-raven · 1 year
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The second I saw this clip in the trailer I had to redraw it.
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Just a fun little piece.
I really like the idea of an adult Vax and Vex finding an embarrassing wanted poster for themselves from back when they were in their late teens/early 20s.
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angelltheninth · 1 year
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Percy de Rolo who dances gracefully, one hand in yours and the other on the small of your back. His fingers dip under your dress, tickling you and urging you closer so he can whisper sweet words in your ear.
Vax'ildan who pulls you onto the dance florr spontaniously. When you feel embaressed he twirls you around to hide you from view and kisses your neck slowly.
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