#vaporwave dilf

[telestoapologist]

I literally COULD NOT be any more safe tbh. (x)

(if you reblog, please do not add on)

#THIS ELEVATOR IS FULL OF FREE DADS #destiny 2 #vaporwave dilf #vanguard’s greatest love machine #lord snaxx

[eirichele]

God bioware could have drummed up like 200x more hype if they just gave us what we want. Milf Isabella and dilf zevran.

literally. why are they doing some weird vaporwave neon shit when they could just show us milfy isabela and sell fifty morbillion copies

#ask #i really think that game is going to be a mess if only because of the inner troubles at bioware #so like lol im only gonna be here for the returning charas and to cherry pick canon as usual 🥰

[telestoapologist]

can i offer you all an assortment of destiny memes i’ve made in these trying times (4/????)

#destiny 2 #destiny memes #clovis bray #feed the machine #nimbus #ikora rey #misraaks #mithrax #vaporwave dilf #sylok the defiled #pouka #osiris #phoenix grandpa #taniks #no house no masters #the witness #one million sad guys in a trench coat #rhulk #you may get your execution but you won't be freed as well #hive worm #oh worm? #ahsa #long girl in the soup #the traveler #hive #hive ogre #long post

[telestoapologist]

have some more homenoodled memes. a couple may be reposts but idc skdfh sorry

#destiny 2 #destiny memes #the witness #one million sad guys in a trench coat #the drifter #snake uncle #screebs #screeby deeby #toland the shattered #taniks #no house no masters #misraaks #vaporwave dilf #nsft

[telestoapologist]

blunt rotation with them (it's a blunt rotation bc they're taking turns beating my ass with hard objects)

#but also i'd smoke weed ether with them. weether. #misraaks #mithrax #vaporwave dilf #siviks #honda siviks #the spider #daddy longlegs #plundered seasonings #season of plunder #destiny 2

[telestoapologist]

can i offer you all an assortment of destiny memes i’ve made in these trying times (5/????)

#destiny 2 #destiny memes #eliksni #titans #destiny titans #the young wolf #misraaks #mithrax #eido #vaporwave dilf #scribe daughter #lightfall #tormentors #the drifter #snake uncle #hive #hive wizards #the spider #daddy longlegs #emperor calus #torobatl's sluttiest absent father #nsft #long post #aaand with that i am off 2 snuggle and eep

[telestoapologist]

eramis every time misraaks talks highly of the traveler and light

#kell of wives #vaporwave dilf

[telestoapologist]

this is killing me holy shit

#daddy longlegs #snake uncle #vaporwave dilf #scribe daughter

[telestoapologist]

vandal misraaks showing off lil hatchling eido to his awoken coworkers

#destiny 2 #misraaks #mithrax #vaporwave dilf #eido

[telestoapologist]

Destiny 2 + Reductress Headlines

(part 1/?)

#destiny 2 #d2 reductress headlines #empress caiatl #the spider #daddy longlegs #emperor calus #the crow #come on hug me emo boy #misraaks #mithrax #vaporwave dilf #that last one is for a very specific brand of people and i couldn't resist adding it sorry #my personal fav is the first one sdfg #ask to tag -/

[telestoapologist]

things i think spider should drop on misraaks when he’s acting up and he’s feeling particularly bold and safe

#daddy longlegs #vaporwave dilf #i may need to reword this

[telestoapologist]

Sundog: 💨🤏 whoop! 🫰 got your mental illness.

Misraaks: Return that immediately, it was a gift from my mother.

#destiny 2 #incorrect destiny quotes #misraaks #vaporwave dilf #sundog #the young wolf

[telestoapologist]

Misraaks: Amanda, look! It continues to rain, yet the sun now shines. How beautiful...

Amanda, tinkering: Yup. The devil's beatin' his wife.

Misraaks: ...He is what?

Misraaks, thinking woefully: Why does he do this? Great machine, please send your light to her...

Misraaks, looking to Amanda (who is still busy): She continues to work as though there is no problem to be had!

#destiny 2 #incorrect destiny quotes #amanda holliday #misraaks #mithrax #vaporwave dilf

[telestoapologist]

Spider, desperately: "I'm not cheap, I'm generous!"

Misraaks, coldly: "You almost docked a patron for a small handful of glimmer."

Spider, flatly: "Thank you, Mithrax. I knew I could count on you."

#destiny 2 #incorrect destiny quotes #misraaks #the spider #vaporwave dilf #daddy longlegs

[telestoapologist]

Misraaks: Let us hope it happens soon, Spider's sleep apnea is making me ill.

Spider: (loud, long snoring. suddenly snort-chokes and falls quiet for a moment)

Misraaks and Eido: !?!!?

Spider: (wakes up coughing wet and horribly)

Eido: Oh light, thank the great machine-

Misraaks: That was at least six seconds. How long before you die??

#destiny 2 #incorrect destiny quotes #misraaks #the spider #eido #vaporwave dilf #daddy longlegs #scribe daughter #source: bob's burgers

[telestoapologist]

Wait! A better one! Misraaks for the Blorbo Bingo!

BLORBIS BONGO // ACCEPTING

i am once again dropping this image

#blorbo bingo #vaporwave dilf #kanawolf #answered #list of characters who i'd also fuck and suck but also gd i wish my dad was the kind of man you are