#vampires are fun

[kayanne369]

Started watching What We Do in the Shadows and these are my initial thoughts/favourite parts.

Theme song slaps.

They're literally just a bunch of cats.

Pretty sure I'm related to an Energy vampire. May in fact be half one. Soz.

Guillermo as a concept is cracking me up cause he's just this little guy that wants to be involved in cool vampire stuff stuff but the vampires he's serving are a bunch of dysfunctional idiots that seem to be spending eternity devising ingenious ways of killing time.

Adding to that, I love the fact that he saw Antonio Banderas Interview as a kid and instantly though "If he can do it, so can I." and dedicated his life not to becoming an actor, but a vampire. Like....girl, same. lol

I'm just now realising the Collin Robinson is likely the one paying the rent.

Nandor is strait just a gothy himbo.

It's weird to recognise someone by how they move their hands but "Hi, Doug Jones."

The glitter portrait is genuinely really sweet and the proceeding conversation about how long Guillermo has been there is a really clever way o0f showing how time just doesn't matter to these creatures. They don't have to think about it. They don't have to worry about it. Basically I'm concluding that they're all suffering from a very severe case of executive dysfunction and I vibe with that.

Probably the same reason Nandor seems to view Guillermo as some kind of pet rabbit.

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits #nandor the relentless #nandor the himbo #lazlo cravensworth #guillermo de la cruz #first impressions #vampires are fun

[winters-tales]

Yo, Beg My Forgiveness sounds awesome. What's that about?

Thank you! It's a little bit of blasphemy from an ex-Catholic.

So, I like my vampire stories. I like how far they go back into various myths and legends and folklores, I like the different takes on them, I like it all.

Beg My Forgiveness is the idea that the first vampire is Lazarus, after the miracle of Jesus raising him from the dead didn't quiiiite work.

Because sure, God is infallible and all-powerful etc etc... but Jesus was still just a man, and humans are not infallible, no matter how much divine power they have.

Did you know that with the story of Lazarus, Jesus specifically waited until he knew Lazarus was dead, specifically waiting until the traditional period of waiting with the body (iirc it was 3 days) was over and the body was prepared, before he even started the return journey back? He deliberately waited until there would be absolutely no doubt at all that Lazarus had died, before he went to go and bring him back. This man was supposedly his friend.

What would that do to someone? To know that your friend had let you die just to... what? To prove himself, when he's already done that a thousand times over? How much pain was Lazarus in when he died?

How much pain would he be in, knowing that his death was down to one person's choice?

TL;DR: it's mostly just me finding new ways to spite my Catholic upbringing. Or work through the religious trauma.

#fen answers #thelynsterofroses #yes Midnight Mass is one of my favourite series #how did you know #anyway thanks for the ask! #Beg My Forgiveness is one I don't talk about much because I still feel that shadow of Catholic Guilt TM #just for thinking about bastardizing the stories like that #but fuck em #the current Bible is the result of millenia of people bastardizing the stories #lets add vampires #vampires are fun

[connie-taylor]

thinkin about the slaughter/sawyer family as vampires.... yeah

#sissy would be so hot sjskdjskd #i mean theyre close anyway? #vampires are fun #the family as rich and living in this fancy ass dark mansion. victims running through the corridors while the family chases them #just a fun lil au ya know #wanna see nubbins with slicked back hair and in a suit lmfaooooo

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)

#vincent price #the muppets #kermit #kermit the frog #the muppet show #muppets #funny #vampire #fun #halloween #spooky sexy man #hes so sexy #i just adore this sexy dilf Bisexual #bicon #bisexual icon #i want to bite him...not on his neck either...ahem #so sexy #fuck #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gifs made by me #gif set #my gifs

[coffeenonsense]

"astarion is a traumatized abuse victim who deserves kindness" and "astarion is a mean rat bastard man who would rip out your throat for a corn chip if he felt like it" are two statements that can and should coexist

#the duality of vampire #i love our vampling as much as the next person #but fundamentally he's a bitchy self serving little gremlin and that facet of his character should be explored more #it's fun when he cries AND when he's evil okay i can have both #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 #baldur's gate 3

[stupidpollsilike]

#polls #tumblr polls #fun with polls #my polls #random polls #vampires

[pikslasrce]

im ngl that scene in the lighthouse when hes trying to jerk off to the idea of a hot mermaid but keeps getting distracted by unsightly visions symbolizing his guilty conscience and descent into insanity is so real like. it really is like that sometimes

#piksla.txt #its just like when ur trying to think of smth sexy and ur like 'ooh think. uh. hot vampire ladies uh. think think think' #and ur brain keeps reminding you of like. deadlines and chores and unpleasant memories like shoo! go away!! im trying to have a fun time #its literally that . anyways robpat SLAYED slayedddddd #hall of fame

[nestgoblin]

i made a uquiz to find out what kind of gf you are

#uquiz #this quiz was made by a trans person and i support my trans siblings #have fun #i got vampire gf

[mrghostrat]

oh my god i finally thought of a vampire au that i'm completely unhinged for. i am about to be so insufferable about this

vampire aziraphale x vampire hunter crowley. and no, neither of them realise they're hereditary enemies when they hook up. they're dorks and idiots your honour.

#i sent the synopsis to eviebane and i now have a video of her reading it and falling out of frame with laughter #it is my roman empire #vampire au #the rat is at it again #ratwips #ugh had so much fun drawing these frrrrrr #aziraphale #crowley #gomens #good omens au #good omens

[koifsssh]

practice practice practice, im getting a little better, i think!  I really like these two au’s that keep popping up, especially the mob one! Very neat! Very cool! (please go check out @clownsuu when you have the chance! Very cool artist! they made the mob au!) ( also @nonomives made this vampire wally design! their art is delicious, 10/10! one of my favorites, actually! send much love to both!) ooo, i also love that one grayscale au, very spooky! i might do that one next!

#welcome home #welcome home wally #wally darling #sally starlet #julie joyful #rainy dewdrop #welcome home mob au #vampire wally darling #my tags keep getting longer and longer! its kind of fun! #welcome home oc #myart

[kaitcake1289]

in paris you gotta sleep with one eye open

#she smoked too tough. her swag was too different. her bitch was too bad. they’re gonna kill her #kaitsart #gif #interview with the vampire #interview with the vampire 2022 #interview with the vampire fanart #iwtv #claudia de pointe du lac #claudia iwtv #delainey hayles #fun fact i actually finished this yesterday but didnt wanna double post lol #no one point out the eensy weensy mistake i’m not fixing it 😔😔

[1alchemistart]

halloween time!

#sxf #spy x family #damianya #damian desmond #anya forger #becky blackbell #damian x anya #my art #vampire and witch are very common concepts i think BUT THEYRE FUN!

[winnie-dump]

More of my "Betty stayed AU" This is just the calm before the storm, but I want my sillies to be happy for now :)

#adventure time #adventure time fanart #adventure time au #simon petrikov #simon petrikov fanart #betty grof #betty grof fanart #petrigrof #petigrof #marceline abadeer #marceline #marceline fanart #marceline the vampire queen #This is so fun frfr #theyre a family your honor #winnie art

[homosexualslug]

if I had a nickel for every time seth green played the nice boyfriend of the bookish, nerdy girl who fights supernatural beings with her group of friends (called the scooby gang) led by her pretty but badass best friend (played by sarah michelle gellar) before she eventually came out as a lesbian, I'd have two nickels.

#it's just SO funny #btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #scooby doo #trick or treat scooby doo #scooby doo 2022 #velma #velma scooby doo #lesbian velma #willow rosenberg #seth green #willow and oz #willow x tara #fun fact almost all of the girls in this nerdy student org I was in in college crushed on the same nerdy nice red haired guy too #and most of them were bi/pan/ace or came out as lesbian later on #what an enigma #velma dinkley

[pechachaos]

i love you simon petrikov single father of two

#guess who forgot to post this yesterday for no reason!! me!!! /lh #can i just say marcy was the most fun to draw like omg her new hair is so cute i love herrrr #adventure time #fionna and cake #finn the human #finn mertens #simon petrikov #marceline the vampire queen #chaos.art

[imlostinmy20s]

>didn't like how his face looked in my style

>got real mad and spent last three days just studying proportions of his face💀💀

most of my art journey i was drawing in realism\semi-realism style, but it affected my mental health for the worse.. Sooo, now I'm relearning how to, y'know, have fun again? enjoy drawing? yeah i do struggle with creating an art style, that i would like and which would stick around for a long time, but.. i'm feeling better than ever right now!

but DAAAAMN old habits die hard.

#astarion bg3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 astarion #bg3 #bg3 art #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #astarion #astarion ancunin #wait.. i will probably study other characters. gale?? karlach?? wyll? #shadowheart and lae'zel? #i'm abt to have an aneurysm.. huuuh guess it's time for my training arc? #struggling but having fun #art #my art #sir if dangerous vampire then why so ears?