telling a vampire "youre not allowed in my house anymore" and they get blasted out through the nearest wall
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I couldn't get this image out of my head so here please take it.
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no, i'm not high. my eyes are red because of the insatiable bloodlust i am experiencing. god you could be a little sympathetic.
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A Barbie box but it’s just my bed and I sleep in it like a vampire rests in a coffin
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Just two vampires brooding, they might kiss
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Guys this movie Renfield was so good... Nick Cage should be a vampire in every movie
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What people think being a vampire is like: suave and sexy, stalking in the night dramatically, luring victims to my castle
What being a vampire is actually like: My other vampyric friends and I have been running a Dungeons and Dragons campaign since literally before the game was published. No one has ever played a vampire because the lore is inaccurate. We had already been playing a table top story game for about 70 years prior.
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