#v. crack

[cottonbelles]

【💣】— ❝Oh saer, please, THE Dark Urge was my FATHER; just call me D'urgie!❞

#cb starter #v. crack #v. bg3 #idk is this crack? #is it? really?

[snek-eyes]

So it turns out Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death plays Queen instrumentals, and after listening way too hard to the coffee date scene, I gotta share how well the part of the song they used fits.

Crowley gets a fantastically dramatic entrance to the section that makes everyone feel things:

Mama, ooh I don't wanna die I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

Great for a snake having an existential crisis. Then we get the instrumental break, which builds until it drops off right in time to highlight the comedy of:

Until Aziraphale says:

I see a little silhouetto of a man

He sure did!

Thunderbolt and lightning very, very frightening me

Of course you are, bud.

(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo Galileo Figaro

History jokes!

Spare him his life from this monstrosity 🥲

And there's a reason beyond the dialogue why this part feels so stressful, because it gets the back and forth of:

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Bismillah! No, we will not let you go (Let him go!)

Bismillah! We will not let you go (Let him go!)

Go back and listen to the scene, it's a very subtle joke. 😄

#realizing where 'silhouetto of a man' was cracked me up #good omens #good omens 2 #i may or may not be in the process of putting way too much effort into a gifset again but i'm having fun so far. so #the later scene with Maggie and Nina in the shop right before Crowley explodes has BoRhap again but it's just the solo #v watches good omens #Nina good omens #give me coffee or give me death

[electrozeistyking]

Ghost Drone is an AU where the events of Murder Drones have been spread out some odd years and changed around (except for Episode 1, which remains the same as it does in the show). Alternate takes on Episodes 2, 3 and 5 have already occurred.

The first comic isn't canon to the AU anymore, but since it's the initial concept, I figured I'd include it. This entire post is basically my way of saying "Hey, this AU has been stewing in my brain since the 16th of November in 2023."

#ghost drone au #murder drones au #oh my god the nuzi wedding photos are making me scream incoherently #murder drones n #murder drones v #serial designation n #serial designation v #murder drones uzi #uzi doorman #tw major character death #technically? but not really? idk #nuzi fankid #THAT'S RIGHT I HAVE CRACKED #fun fact: this au exists because i heard micheal kovach reading a one-sentence horror story #that's right i revisit old episodes of hunicast and don't feel bad about it (yet) #it's also really funny that i basically went back to using beanie's original hair colour #nuzi #whoops almost forgot to tag that fdskal #zeisty’s comic stuff #it counts #zeisty’s heavy hitters #zeisty’s in betweens

[whyse7vn]

RANDOM BTS TEXTS -

[ot7 x reader]

NAMJOON -

SEOKJIN -

YOONGI -

HOSEOK -

JIMIN -

TAEHYUNG -

JUNGKOOK -

—

this is an experiment i’m trying to see something

also yoongi only has 2 cuz my phone kept like blowing up iphone x yoongiphobic idk

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#bts crack #bts fanfic #bts fluff #bts imagines #bts fic #bts text #bts × reader #bts x y/n #bts x you #namjoon × reader #jin × reader #yoongi × reader #hoseok × reader #jimin × reader #taehyung × reader #jungkook × reader #bts texts #rm x reader #suga x reader #v × reader #ihope × reader #hobi x reader #bts fake chats #bts incorrect texts

[hussyknee]

You've heard of Gaylors, now get ready for ...Theylors

(the screenshot of YouTube is fake according to community notes.)

#their whole TL is like that #I don't think this is in the DSM-V #anti gaylors #tinhats #fandom wank #queer discourse #laugh tag #crack #wtf news #queer representation #lgbt representation #lgbtqia #knee of huss

[42wv]

#yusei is a huge stretch but he did become dark for 5 seconds in the manga #and only ppl who went “dark” for a longer time got the cracked face but yusei didnt so yeah once again this was a stretch LOL #yugioh vrains #ygo #yugioh #yugioh duel monsters #yugioh gx #yugioh 5ds #yugioh zexal #yugioh arc-v #yugioh sevens #art

[mggsv]

Geto Suguru had something called the cooties. That’s what you called it, everyone else called it pregnancy. It was a disease amongst the both of you. You sat there, groaning at the multiple pregnancy tests on your bathroom counter, all of them of a different brand-all of them saying “positive”.

He couldn’t keep his dick out of you to save a life. The same man who paced around outside the bathroom door. “You don’t get to be stressed out damnit, be still!” You yelped, opening the door to the man and walking past him.

“Oh come on princess, don’t be mad- come here let me hug you.” He was an idiot. A smart, idiot. Geto never did anything without a reasoning. There wasn’t a sad look on his face, he was happy. The idea of you being swollen with his child…he could see it now, how much your chest will leak, that swollen stomach, how sensitive you’d be. Fucking narc.

“No.”

“Why not?”

“You did this on purpose.”

“Then let’s fuck and makeup-“

“SEE THAT RIGHT THERE.” You throw the nearest thing you could get your hands on at him.

#v chats 🐚 #little drabble #jujutsu kaisen geto suguru #geto suguru x reader #getou suguru #suguru geto #geto #suguru #jjk #jujutsu kaisen suguru #crack fix #jjk crack #pregnant reader

[necromeowncy]

Shadowbringers plot with an elezen WoL.

#thank you to my lovely mutual who sent me the original tweet I've been cracking up at this all day #wolgraha #wolexarch #crystal exarch #shadowbringers #elezen #elezen wol #gpose #my poses #ffxiv memes #aedric v #AedRaha #g'raha tia

[anerianaa]

Blue Moon from Us Cracks but I redesigned her costume.

#cyberpunk 2077 #fanart #Do I have a crush on Blue Moon as V or as myself #cyberpunk fanart #cyberpunk 2077 fanart #cyberpunk 2077 phantom liberty #cyberpunk blue moon #Blue Moon Us Cracks #Night City

[lovereadandwrite]

Happy Easter from Nikolai & his DOA chicks🐣🐰🪺

#V LATE WITH THIS ONE but ahhhh Happy Easter to all who celebrate !!! #wanted to do a quick Nikolai doodle before I post for his bday tomorrow🥰 #I love to think about him losing his mind over all the little birdies & peeps during this holiday😭 #I also added some cascarones to Nikolai’s basket !!🪺 #they’re one of my fave Mexican traditions in my family #I’m missing being home to crack the colorful confetti-filled eggs on my parents’ heads🥲🫶🥚 #anyways HAVE SOME FLUFFY DOA CHICKS😁💕🐥🐣 #nikolai #nikolai gogol #nikolai fanart #nikolai gogol fanart #fyodor #fyodor fanart #fyodor dostoevsky #bsd #bsd fanart #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #fanart #artists on tumblr #artists of tumblr #anime #fyolai #fyolai fanart #bsd sigma #bsd bram #decay of angels #bsd fukuchi #easter #cascarones

[virgin-iorveth-causa-salutis]

#witcher 3 #tw3 #witcher crack #ciri #cirilla fiona elen riannon #geralt of rivia #geralt #vernon roche #radovid v #emiel regis #gaunter o'dimm #anna henrietta #dandelion #roach #pls forgive me for roach there was no one else to put in that corner #at least it's a little funny?

[cottonbelles]

【💣】— ❝And now you're on revenge rebound with her hotter-looking SISTER; how the TABLES have very much indeed TURNED.❞

#spiderwarden #v. crack

[jicklet]

(It seems we need to ask around for directions to the lab...)

#persona 5 #p5 #p5s #persona 5 strikers #p5sedit #personaedit #persona5edit #p5edit #futaba sakura #yusuke kitagawa #yutaba #v posts things #v plays persona 5 #this part always makes me crack up it's so silly

[whyse7vn]

BABY? -

[ot7 x reader]

something quick something silly :p DEFINITELY NOT POSTING THIS TO DISTRACT YOU FROM THE OFFLINE POST NOOOO NEVER WHATTTTT

NAMJOON -

SEOJKIN -

YOONGI -

HOSEOK -

JIMIN -

TAEHYUNG -

JUNGKOOK -

—

forgot i had this omg ☠️☠️

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#bts crack #bts fanfic #bts fluff #bts imagines #bts fic #bts text #bts × reader #bts x y/n #bts x you #namjoon × reader #jin × reader #yoongi × reader #hoseok × reader #jimin × reader #taehyung × reader #jungkook × reader #bts texts #rm x reader #suga x reader #v × reader #ihope × reader #hobi x reader #bts fake chats #bts incorrect texts

[twistedwonderlandshenanigans]

Ace really is the Most Normal of the twst cast

I had this conversation with a friend a couple nights ago. Besides the fact that he doesn't have his UM yet, he is. the Baseline for normality in Twisted Wonderland (this is all lighthearted lmao) Here's why:

reformed criminal (by 16)

came from abusive household

Tooth Enthusiast

'haha I'm fine' <- not fine (clinically)

Prince. thats not normal.

Pickpocket

he's 16 how the FUCK does he have that build. also strong moral compass for his age

the fucken mafia

Prince/Sultan

You get a pass. But also an overblotter so no he doesn't

a celebrity

Rook

Apple Enthusiast (he could honestly get a pass for Normal)

Fire hair

Fire hair and a robotic child that developed a heart?

Prince. Dragon. Yeah

Would drink your blood as a prank

Narcolepsy and Autistic

dear god shut up

then we have

Man who has more bling than brains and runs a goddamn school

Sad old man (you get a normal pass, but statistically he's in the 'not normal' side bc he didn't remarry after losing his wife)

Teacher who still goes to class with a fucking crop in his hand

Ego

Literally works with shadows

They tried to make a case for Trey being normal but like. between Ace and Trey if you pointed at Ace and went '16 year old with a mischievous streak' vs pointing at Trey and going '18 year old that checks his underclassmen's teeth after they've brushed' One is Less Normal Than The Other

ACE IS THE BASELINE FOR NORMAL The ONLY other person that gets a chance at 'the normal pass' is Najma, but seeing as her family serves royalty I wouldn't call her normal either.

#v talks #twst #twisted wonderland #twst crack #ace trappola #resident...normal person

[uwuchidraws]

Idk just wanna draw Kerry in heels lol

Also V being supportive but having the worst taste in merch:

#cyberpunk 2077 #kerry eurodyne #us cracks #male v #male v x kerry