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Even without his glasses, Star can tell the difference between a human and a flower (aside from the fact that said human was a goat).
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Do you ever think about Frisk wearing that hat during the fight that gets broadcast all throughout the Underground? Because I've been thinking about it a lot.
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ran out of comic ideas so *gestures* take a doodle dump instead
First - Previous - Next - Masterpost
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UTYellow characters swapping clothes:
Part 3: Starlo
Translation:
Starlo in Dalv's: I look like an emo college professor
Starlo in Martlet's: It's kinda... plain..
Starlo in Ceroba's: I am totally "slaying" this...
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House tour!
If youre new, i’d advise following these links:
Tumblr (with master post) here: https://ut-au-modtale-rebooted.tumblr.com/
Subreddit here: https://www.reddit.com/r/UTAUMODTALEREBOOTED/
Part one here: https://m.imgur.com/a/kmAAZ
huge huge huge HUGE shoutout to mufeet (click link for twitter) for EVERYTHING they did for this part, such as the new Tobias sprites and the home and they will be doing so much for future parts, (including something special!) Check out their spritework on their other platforms!!!
Thanks for reading!
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5-8-24 ..."progress" and Mando song Analysys???
How can so much happen in 24 hours?
Sooooo, no RD AFCR Comic progress really today, just dealing with an apparent UTI lol....yeah that was...holy shit that was a rollercoaster last night. But I'm all taken care of got my meds and had a shit ton of time to draw this DEPRAVITY while at the doctors and on my day off at work!
Anyways, during and a little bit before I had also the wonderful experience of 'poetically analyzing' the self-made 'soundtrack' (youtube playlist) of what I imagine each charcater's/tropes/topic's 'theme' would be. I'll link the playlist, and include what 'renames' I gave each song.
Mando (Mandalorian S1 General OST)
“They're orchestral, potent and precise aggregations united for a clear and greater purpose, a creed. They have an unwavering and distinct character, formed and fueled by the kinship of his people's culture.
He has the vitality of the electric guitar, it’s sheer power and energy reverberating and bouncing off all matter, starkly making itself known to everything within and outside of his presence. The mighty and assertive drums, the pride and clarity of the brass and horns, the airy freedom and piercing whistles of the flutes, even the solid and steady foundation of the bass are what make his songs his.
And yet, despite all of this, there are times where it's only those ariy whistles and lilting strings joined by the simple, gentle strumming of a classic guitar.” (Can I feed him ep 4)
Sweet Girl (classic guitar covers of classical music)
“Her melodies are much different from his. Instead of orchestral unity, she has the internal, intimate solo of the classical guitar. Playing a duet with one hand, fingers stretched over and across multiple wires to compensate for the absence of anyone else's accompaniment. Full-bodied, yet stifled by its sheer solitude, only as impactful as one can be alone, gently palming the smooth and bending wood to gain any semblance of that rhythmic foundation that he has.
Subtle, simply prickling the ears. Not necessarily invasive or brash to the senses. It’s reserved, muted. yearning, weeping, but unable to wail or screech like the horns and winds. There's a faint, fleeting humm contained in its own hollow. Tapping, but not piercing or penetrating, like fingertips brushing, barley grazing, minding itself. Soft and entwined transitions, trilling like the purr of a gentle beast. Plucked, cautiously and carefully navigated with the effort of each strum and press, not smooth and streaming like the strings. Though in those rare times, a swift gliding can escape, connecting those notes in a graceful and passionate outburst.”
RD comic fan playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_QWCn5MlyPAnxpX44WHTX6EYq9sHdBXu&feature=shared
Also, I know it doest particularly pertain to Rough Day at all, but I thought since I basically use Tumblr as a sort of diary along with a progress tracker, I might as well share some non-RD stuff! So here's a bunch of other 'poetry' ive written within the past year-ish that I got motivated to share after harassing a bunch of friends with it.
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Joe giving proper British rock band from the 70s/80s vibes in his MOP guitar video.
The sweater with the collar poking out. His hair a lil wild. Just
“SIR PLEASE I CAN ONLY GET SO HORNY FOR YOU”
Need him to just scream
“Anarchy!”
Also to the con staff who were making him upset yesterday by yelling at him and the fans, and generally over working him: I wish you nothing but UTIs and paper cuts in between your fingers for the rest of your days.
But to the fans who made sure he knew today that everyone appreciates him and how special he is to all of us and told him we love him very much: I wish you nothing but clear skin, happiness and may you forever be hydrated.
Because apparently yesterday at the con he’s at, staff decided to yell and him and fans, some fans decided to be a lil too touchy and personal, and he was just generally over worked and that’s not okay for any con celeb guests.
Treat your con guests with respect people! Respect con volunteers/staff as well! They are doing their best 99% of the time. But to the other 1% who acted like they did yesterday, I hope you get rocks in your shoes.
-🎸😈
honestly he’s so fucking pretty I’m gonna scream, I’m just so so so in love with them
yeah I heard those stories, and I’ve heard other stories from the London comic con and apparently it was a complete shambles in regards to more than just poor Joe
like my friend went and he was telling me about they oversold loads of things so people weren’t able to get pictures or go to the talks etc. that they’d paid for and staff were super rude and unhelpful and no refunds were being offered
so yeah it sounds like it was a shitshow all round and I’m just so sad Joseph had to deal with all that bc he’s just such a sweetie, when I heard what happened I literally just wanted to wrap him in bubble wrap and protect from everything and also give him a lil kiss on the nose and let him know that he’s so loved and appreciated by so many of us, precious baby bean boy
-hope
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Do you like bacon?
I’m not as wild about it as I used to be, but I’m still definitely into the whole put-bacon-on-everything schtick and I have no problem trying out novelty items that put bacon in donuts, or oatmeal, or cake, or whatever it is haha.
Have you ever wished for something to come true and it did?
I mean, yes. It’s ranged from something as simple as “I wish it rains today,” to something as big as wishing that the person I like liked me back.
Do you like Rammstein?
I’m familiar with the name but I’m not necessarily a fan.
Do you know a friend of a friend?
Yes. I used to drink with Angela’s friends from arki. We never ended up being close but they were always great people to have a few drinks with.
Do you smile for no reason?
I usually smile for a reason.
if somebody paid you a million dollars to get a green mohawk would you?
Sure. I only stay at home anyway and that makes this whole thing not that big of a deal, honestly.
Ever had a BLT? Did you like it?
It’s too basic a sandwich for me, but I wouldn’t turn it down if it were the only option available. I’d still remove the tomatoes, though; I never liked those in my burgers or sandwiches.
Are you in College?
Not anymore; I graduated a few months ago.
Have you ever been to a State Fair?
We don’t have those here, first of all because we don’t have states haha.
Do you like Youtube?
I enjoy a number of YouTube channels and I certainly visit the site everyday, but I don’t like the way the corporation itself runs their website. It’s since become very different from what YouTube used to be.
If so whats your favorite channel?
At the moment it’s Good Mythical Morning, but I also have a number of other subscriptions like BuzzFeed (for their Worth It series), First We Feast, Try Guys, PewDiePie, Anthony Padilla, Anna Park, a couple of channels dedicated to pro wrestling, some eating ASMR channels, among others.
Do you enjoy compulsively cleaning electronics?
Can’t say I do.
What is your favorite small dog breed?
Are beagles considered small dogs? I love them.
Do you smell bacon cooking?
Nopes but I do have a dark chocolate macadamia cookie from Starbucks beside me that I can faintly smell.
Have you ever bitten anything for any unknown reason? What was it?
I like biting on straws, but that’s about it I think.
Do you like the movie "The Master Of Disguise"?
I don’t think I’ve heard of it before.
What is the closest thing to you thats red?
A paper bag under my desk that holds all the artsy stuff I’ve bought over the years, like my coloring books and paintings.
Have you ever gone into a toystore just to play with the toys?
That’s always made me feel like a freeloader haha, so I never go to toy stores just for that purpose. I’d sometimes play with whatever exhibits they have, but I make sure to go through the different toy sections too.
When was the last time you went through a Mcdonalds Playplace?
Maybe when I was 5 ot 6 maybe? I went to Burger King’s playground way more often since we dined there more. Also, there were always fewer kids so it was more fun to play there.
Do you have an annoying dog?
Cooper’s a beagle, who are notoriously big balls of energy, and so there are days I just can’t keep up with his energy and for those moments I do have shorter patience with him. It’s really not his fault, though.
What was the first comic book you ever had an obsession over?
I was never into comic books. I tried for a long time because my two favorite wrestlers are into them, but just couldn’t jump on that train.
Do you like kids pop-up books?
Loved them as a kid but I was never obsessed enough to have them for my own. I was content reading pop-up books in the school library.
Does anybody else think bugs are cool and interesting?
I’m sure there are tons of people out there, but not me.
What kind of toothpaste do you use?
Colgate.
Do you own a pair of striped socks?
I don’t think so, no.
What is the most random thing in your bedroom?
An inflatable pig.
In a normal conversation do you slip out Latin?
LOL no. I don’t think I’ve done that before, unless I was singing something in Latin on purpose.
Can you sing?
No. I’m not tone-deaf, but I’m not anywhere near decent either.
If so, what is the highest note you can reach?
-
Have you ever been to the cream cheese capital of the world?
I don’t know which one that is.
Was this survey random?
Enough for me to have a good time with it, yes.
Have you ever been in a parade?
I’ve been to several Pride marches if they count.
What is your mothers, mothers maiden name?
I don’t actually remember haha, so I wouldn’t be able to share it anyway. It’s a very Chinese-sounding name, though; that much I can share.
Do you have a different hairstyle?
No. I just have bangs, which a lot of people already have.
Am I annoying yet?
I don’t feel annoyed, so you’re good.
Do you like soybeans?
I haven’t had actual soybeans. < Same, but I’m sure I like food products that have soybeans in them or are made out of soybeans.
Do you press buttons just to see what they do?
Hahahahahahahaha yes that’s me, I’m that person with the restless fingers.
Do you still play pokemon?
I never got into the video games because I was never any good at strategy-based games, but I did play Pokemon Go for a while especially when I was in freshman year of college. Overall, I was mostly into the anime.
What is your favorite pokemon?
Jigglypuff.
Have you ever put blue streaks in your white cats hair?
I have a white dog, but I wouldn’t do this to him even if you gave me dog-friendly dye. Just not my preference.
Are you blond?
Nope.
Does it bother you when people have a collar turned up?
No.
Are your nails painted? If so, what color? If not, do you like nail polish?
They’re never painted. No, I personally don’t see the appeal of nail polish for myself but you do you.
Are you awesome?
I’ll let other people be the judge of that.
As a kid did you like Barney, Baby Bop, or DJ more?
Wasn’t it BJ? Anyway, I liked him the most, then Barney. I found Baby Bop way too whiny.
Have you been to the Bzoink Forums yet?
I just go there to look for surveys. I don’t actually try out the other features.
Does any key on your computer and or laptop stick?
No.
Does fire excite you?
Fuck no lmao, I’m terrified of fire.
Have you ever sung in a choir?
Never.
Do you go to church?
Until March this year, I had attended mass every Sunday all my life. When Covid hit, we started watching YouTube recordings at home. So yeah, no escape.
Have you ever had a theme (pirate, ninja, civil war) day?
Like, in school? Yeah we had a themed day in high school once. I forgot what the actual theme was but I remember going as Lara Croft. In college, we used to go with color-coordinated outfits for Valentine’s Day, e.g. people who had dates can wear red, those who are single can wear black, those in complicated relationships can wear brown, those who had crushes but can’t have them can wear yellow, etc. It wasn’t an official rule, of course, but it was always fun for those who chose to join haha.
Can you touch your tongue to your nose?
Nopes.
Have you ever been to Philadelphia PA?
No. It has an amazing reputation for being a passionate wrestling city though; it’d be cool to go there and see a local show or two.
Do you think Orlando Bloom is hot?
He’s not unattractive, but I just never had a crush on him.
Do you think Twilight is over-rated?
At some point I think it was, but it also got (and continues to get) so much hate that I think that has since been able to balance out the initial overrated-ness of it.
When was the last time you where sick? what did you have?
I had a UTI in May, which I never would’ve known if I didn’t take a urine test because all I got was a high fever that never went away. Peeing was never painful for me during that time and my kidney region never hurt either.
What is your favorite number?
4.
Look at your toes.
Sure.
If you are a girl do you hate girl drama?
Idk what you mean by that. I never grew out of liking gossip, though.
If you are a guy do you hate girls who prolong the drama?
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ZZZ, im tired....are you?
A little, but I have coffee so I might stay up for a bit because it’s Fridayyyyyyy.
Favorite indie music group?
alt-J.
Have you ever pet a monkey?
I don’t think I have.
Have you ever ridden a camel?
Nopes.
Have you ever punched somebody?
Never to hurt someone.
Do you like cupcakes?
Love them.
Orange or lemon flavoring?
Depends on what I’m consuming. I like orange chewy candies, but I like lemonade juice too.
Can you sing opera?
Not a chance.
Touchpads or Mouse's?
Touchpad.
Have you ever been to a Disney theme park?
Nope, I haven’t.
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Becoming Poly- Chapter 21: Mo Partners Mo Problems
The month of January is a real character. Every year, it convinces us to pull it together, work hard and change for the better. By February, we’re right back to being the same people we’ve always been. I actually bought the Wild Rose Cleanse, but I seem to be procrastinating starting it as much as I’ve been procrastinating writing this blog. I have a bad feeling it might stay in its box as long as my external hard drive.
You’d think I’d succumb to January’s motivation, and have a blog posted right out of the gate, but here I am… a little late to look like a hustler. My writing has become far more complicated than just requiring discipline. It requires caring about people’s feelings, and privacy. I don’t want to hurt anyone. But I do want to share my experience at being a neophyte with polyamory…
It’s just that things got so fucked up.
However, I did get this amazing message from a reader recently. It literally motivated me to start writing at 2:37am on a Thursday night. (Friday morning- whatever you want to call it.)
The message read,
“Hey I have a movie recommendation for you. Have you ever seen the movie Misery? It’s an interesting plot. It’s about a fan of a writer who’s pissed that he never finished the series of books she was a fan of. So she kidnapped him and tortured him until he finished. There probably isn’t any direct correlation to anything going on in your life right now, so I don’t want you to feel pressure or anything. Oh by the way there��s a really cool scene that I attached for you for motivation:)”
You can imagine what scene he attached.
Shit. I better start writing. Otherwise I’m going to be screaming,
“Hobbling New Year!”
(Anybody get that reference? Hope so. Kathy Bates is a fucking legend.)
It’s just hard for me to write right now…
Not because my fingernails are too long. I don’t paint my nails, nor do I get enough vitamin B7. Short, weak nails are just fine for a writer. And there’s NO shortage of story. There’s too much. I’m sitting on storyline gold right now. Can I share it with you? Uhhhh, doubt it. This is why I chickened out of my own reality show years ago. I would have been calling in sick every time something fucked up happened.
“Well, I can’t put THAT on TV… I’ll just call my producer and tell him I have another UTI.”
I like my privacy. But I also like writing honestly. Maybe Demi Lovato can write a new song called, “Private/Not Private.”
Plus, we know if I had taken that reality show, it wouldn’t be the same. They’ll never truly be like real life. I probably would have cleaned up my act so fast, cuz I was being watched. It would have been the most boring show in the world. At least having my life to myself, I can fuck up, then decide what I’m comfortable sharing with the Internet later.
Here’s a fun note though- do you know how fun it is to get drunk dialed by a girl, as a girl? Okay, not drunk dialed. Nobody phones anybody anymore. It was just drunk texting. But as I sat on my couch, close to midnight on a Saturday, and got the text, I couldn’t help but laugh. I loved it! A real dose of my own medicine. Now maybe I’ll have a little more confidence to shoot out those late night texts again. I wonder if poly people have a shit ton of group texts?
I mentioned before I’m struggling telling certain stories. The fact is, the more people enter the relationship, the more permission I have to ask for. Cuz one person I’m connecting with, may have a spouse or a partner, that they too need to protect. But I guess what really gets you in trouble is when someone approaches you, and hopes you can keep it a secret from your partner. What do you say? No, right? But why do these kinds of situations arise? Do the common cheaters of the world see some sort of availability in poly/open relationship peeps? Are we somehow a target?
I got a good message on my Tumblr last week. I’m actually a real tool on Tumblr, and don’t really understand how to write people back. (AREN’T YOU GLAD YOU’RE FOLLOWING ME? I’M SUCH A PRO.) There is a lot going on in this supposed poly life, that is in all actuality just hooking up with people. Not exactly what polyamory is meant to be.
Let’s recap the definition of polyamory, as per Wikipedia:
Polyamory (from Greek poly, “many, several” and Latin amor, “love”) is the practice of or desire for intimate relationships with more than one partner, with the knowledge of all partners. It has been described as “consensual, ethical, and responsible non-monogamy.” People who identify as polyamorous reject the view that sexual and relational exclusivity are necessary for deep and committed, long-term loving relationships.
Fuck, doesn’t it look GREAT on paper? I LOVE it. I agree that this is something we should all strive for- and can genuinely exist, if we truly understand and communicate with each other.
But the truth is...
It’s so much harder in practice.
I suppose it might be a good idea to remain within the poly community when searching for new partners. But am I smart enough to do that? What do you fucking think? (lololol) And just like regular love, you don’t just instantly fall, nor start a relationship with every person that comes along. It does take various hook ups to figure out who you might find feelings for. It’s always been a trial & error (and hopefully occasional orgasm) situation.
But let’s go back to the subject of January. These goals we make. The things we try to change about ourselves at the strike midnight, thinking, “hey if this world keeps moving forward, maybe I should too.” I have a tradition every New Year’s Day: I pull an old diary off the shelf, and re-read an older chapter of my life. Did I change? Am I evolving? Who the fuck did I bang that had a cat in heat? Wait- I date men with cats?
The one thing I always notice when I re-read old diaries, is how my confidence dips in life. It can get super high, then drop so fucking low- basically to a place where I’m more content not even trying. Everybody has insecurities, and everyone controls them in their own way. Like the 47 year old male comic who came up to my friend tonight and said,
“Well, you’re older than me, aren’t you?”
She’s not. Not even close. And you know it. But you also know that’s a sensitive topic for a woman.
As I re-read my old diary (I went with 2001- a tender year, and I probably shouldn’t have read it on a plane), I’m haunted by my own insecurities. Coincidentally during a year that lacked a tragic amount of security. I truly want to believe that I’m attracted to polyamory because I’ve lived a life where I’ve had such unique, special connections with multiple people. It’s why I’ve always loved being single. So I never have to stop discovering new connections. But I do have to admit, it’s also nice to have a partner. Someone to share life with.
But then there’s that super small, but sad part of inside of me that wonders…
“Or… am I in this because I’m scared no one would want to be with JUST me… so why make them?”
It’s not my proudest introspection.
But it’s the only one I can publicly confess right now…
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WWEm - Back Like a Recurrent UTI
In response to a comment from a reader, which is frankly one comment more than I ever thought I’d get, I’m dropping the interline punctuation. Be aware I may be switching to Comic Sans next week though.
Transmission date: Monday 5/Tuesday 6 June 2017.
Coming at you off the back of Medium-Strength Rules, this is THURSDAY AFTERNOON RAW!
so yeah, extreme rules was kind of crap
like, i don't need it to be all barbed wire rope exploding table deathmatches, but that was honestly tamer than a lot of episodes of raw
it's like waiting a fortnight for a jalfrezi and getting a shitty mushroom dopiaza or something
(that's the subtitle of the dvd release, btw)
(Extreme Rules 2017: The Shitty Mushroom Dopiaza of Wrestling)
kkb took the belts, though, so that's good at least
in any case, i should probably stop using this blog to bitch about ppvs that we're not watching and actually watch the show
just kidding, it's my blog, i can do whatever the fuck i want
NEXT UP: THE HIGHLY EFFECTIVE HABITS OF SUCCESSFUL LEAFCUTTER ANTS (2017, 7hrs 41mins)
*daniel starts raw*
dang
ah well
we'll get back to that particular gem
we kick off with a dramatic slideshow of an entirely undramatic two-chilli rules main event
if you haven't been keeping up with the results, joe won by stealing a pin opportunity and choking finn to death
i have genuinely no clue how they're going to build a joe/brock feud without turning one of them, which would make no sense and be bullshit
were the hardyz in the title sequence before?
i am very unobservant, so it's possible
jesus fuck, guys, you don't need to keep weaponising the pyro to see what i say
we're back in the mohegan sun
later, joe talks about life
but now, here comes a bray to chop off your head
or possibly declaim some eschatological craziness
could be both
who knows
i'm wearing a SanItY shirt, i don't give a shit
aww, apparently he's here to fight roman
disappointing
can he chop roman's head off?
booker's still on announce, which is weird given that otunga was around to be on the pico de gallo rules preshow panel
ok, bray's got a mic
so at least we get some preaching before roman gets here
apparently sunday was the beginning of the end, because bray will not be there to slay the beast because he was stabbed through the eye with his own sword of salvation
but he's fine, because he's still a god
(i'm not even paraphrasing)
he's here to pass judgment on the guilty
which includes basically everybody who isn't him
he mentions roman, the arena roof levitates on the cloud of boos
he's vowed to personally punish everyone, starting with roman now
oh, and here he is
personally, i would not enter a room with a man who had just levelled that particular bit of demagoguery at me
but hey, i'm not roman reigns
loving the guy on hardcam with the I CAME TO BOO ROMAN sign
so did everyone else, it seems
apocalyptic cult leader and self-proclaimed god vs big taciturn punch man
which way is the heel/face divide even meant to go in this situation
enormous boos, roman takes bray's mic, boos redouble
apparently this kind of public hate is why roman is the guy
sure, why not
better than proclaiming yourself the BIG FIGHT
man cannot tweet
roman coldcocks bray, start the match
bray nearly lands sister abigail within about six seconds
that would have been fucking hilarious
although it kind of feels like maybe bray should have a new finisher to fit this whole bringing judgment upon the guilty thing
or maybe that's just my overly-narrative booking instincts
who can say
(that is definitely what it is)
fuck off, daniel
i'll rescind your fruit bowl privileges
bray avoids a samoan drop through the incredibly advanced tactic of punching roman in the head repeatedly
that's the kind of tactical nous you only get by anointing yourself with the burnt grave earth of your diabolic mistress
as the saying goes
did we really need to cut to that enormously wide shot where the camera's on the other side of a lighting rig several astronomical units away from the ring?
like, we get that the mohegan sun's big
no need to prove this at the expense of beign able to see shit
if i wanted to watch insects wrestle while i shine a torch into one of my eyes, i could do that at home
i'm going off on tangents a lot here because this match is slow as fuck
roman is still creeped out to the point of a nearfall by bray's spiderwalk
goes for a pin off an uranage, then takes roman to the top rope
we could be here a while
he does a few punches, roman headbutts him for longer than would seem necessary before turning it into a powerbomb
roman cocks his hand, takes a couple tries to hit bray
what happens if he cocks his hand and doesn't do anything with it?
does he have to punch something to get rid of it before it goes off accidentally?
or can he rack his forearm to eject a loaded fist?
enquiring minds want to know
anyway, while that muse was visiting me, bray heard roman going oooooooo and rolled out, took a driveby but punched roman's head off
so it seems my earlier proposal was correct
huh
i can call murders better than matches
bray goes for sister abigail, roman reverses into a superman punch and a really slow spear for the pin
so yeah
that happened
meanwhile, someone in the crowd has leveraged all their crafting skills to make a sign informing us that BROCK LESNAR IS TICKLISH
corey invents the adjective 'slaughterous'
yeah, ok
bray deserves new words
end segment
later on, we have joe doing a thing
but next, we talk about the shitshow that was the 'extreme' women's title match
"But can Bayley get EXTREEEEEME?"
"No."
but now, we have charly interviewing enzo and cass
enzo's conscious, which is a change
charly asks enzo about their match tonight with enzo and cass, he responds by creeping on charly and insulting corey's hair
cass is insulted by the rumours that he was attacking his bro, promises to watch his back at all times
and then they leave, and enzo returns to creep on charly alone
good backwatching, colin
what if charly was the mystery assailant
it makes so much sense
anyway, now we have a dull slideshow of the dull women's title match
and photos of the one welt on bayley's back, which has made her take the night off
somebody send jericho to talk to her
in his curtain room/office, kurt is confused by his phone
and here is alexa to present terms
she wants a celebration of her entire life tonight
because the this is your life segment went down so well
outstanding
kurt immediately comes back like fuck no that's an awful idea this is your life was dreadful and anyway you owe nia a title shot
tonight
alexa is none too pleased and slightly shellshocked
but here's dean, aka 33% of the best bit of semi-notable rules
and now, here's a very large man on a stool dressed entirely in scarves and fragments of scarves, with a song he wrote after seeing a leaf fall on the side of the highway
actual quote
it's a song about how dean sucks, basically
with a subtext about how elias deserves a title shot
dean's music interrupts it
it's an elias segment, so corey is SO ANGRY
dean does his hey dude hold on a second i just want to PUNCH thing
hits him until he goes away, and demands a title rematch
but here's miz on the tron, like fuck no
he's wearing a bow tie for the kickoff celebration of the ic title comeback tour
and elias blindsides dean into his swinging neckbreaker
and shouts at him, because sometimes you just gotta
but up next, samoa joe
the mohegan sun fans need something to cheer, or they're going to riot
but first, dean storms backstage
runs into kurt, asks for a ref in miz's dressing room
kurt's like no, we've got a party planned and i'm scared of maryse, please go away
no dean, don't go to miz's dressing room
so kurt ejects him from the building
it is just heel city so far
oh hey, it's joe
funny, that
because the prevailing heel archetype at the moment is apparently 'large samoan man named joe'
first shot of the match card graphics for great balls of fire, and it looks like shit
if you're making a title graphic, maybe don't put a flashy effect around the word BALLS in the centre
joe thinks brock ain't shit and wants to take everything he owns
including his cushy non-wrestling schedule
i think we all want brock's ability to draw a salary and have fans without doing shit
joe also wants paul heyman, just for giggles
oh hey, paul
didn't see you there
(largely because you were backstage and i don't have camera control)
paul does his usual spiel, and still needs to check the definition of 'defending'
does his usual thing of hi joe aren't you awesome
can i come into your ring sir please don't hurt me
but btw my client also thinks you yourself ain't shit
does a soliloquy about worrying for a living, turns it into a jew joke
sigh
addresses the fact that brock/finn would have been a great story, while brock/joe is just going to be two large angry men trying to shoot kill each other
paul does his usual great job of hyping both people in this match
you're great, but my client's better
paul shakes hands with joe, tries to leave, joe grabs him again and has an earnest face-to-face conversation
he's so well-spoken
he's like hey paul i understand you're just a legal representative but jsyk i'm about to choke the life out of you and this is exactly what it's going to feel like
and then he does
calm joe is the most intimidating joe
refs get involved, but not until paul goes limp
the crowd are unsure how to react to this assault
joe shouts at the crowd some more, then leaves and we cut to ads on the sight of paul on the floor
and we come back backstage, with kurt like THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO at joe
who's like i don't know would you like me to demonstrate
loooooooom
but here comes seth to shout at joe and intervene
also he has a new merch vest to show off
kurt's like hey this sounds like a good match this booking shit is easy
joe sidles off with a dark look, end thing
but now we have slater and rhyno facing the kkb
with the former's entrance being helpfully played under the announce team talking earnestly about joe
the announcers and graphics team need to decide whether they're sheamus and cesaro or cesaro and sheamus
dramatic slideshow of the cage match, making it make even less sense
lovely closeup of jeff's post-dive 'holy fuck why do i still do this to myself' face
bell rings, instead of getting out of the ring, cesaro creates an novel distraction by running across the ring and sliding out in the opponents' corner
while sheamus commences to beating the piss out of heath
slater knocks them both down, goes for a hot tag, cesaro pulls rhyno off the apron, brogue for the pin
so that was a thing
i'll be honest, i just love seeing them with the belts
and they get mic spots
awesome
sheamus is like hey guys look like we know how to do this wrestling thing who knew
are you all happy the hardyz came back well then you're all twats
you know who isn't happy they came back? the hardyz, who basically ain't shit
they reiterate their claim to be the bar, cue music and celebration
but here's tjp backstage
runs into neville oh so coincidentally
like congrats, but where the fuck is my title shot
neville does his usual patience, young one thing, tjp will no longer take this shit
neville is a man of his word, and he'll give tj his shot if he takes care of mustafa next
cut for ads, and here's that match
tj's straight in with the slightly excessive aggression, tries to crush ali's face across the corner with his foot
and then a bunch of cool spots happen faster than i can type about them
but that should go without saying, really
thanks for slowing things down with that really long rest headlock, tj
mustafa does his lovely top rope twist torndo ddt, tries for the inverted 450, tj reverses into a detonation kick for the pin
again with the really short matches
mustafa deserves better
tj swaggers up the ring, neville's crazy pyro hits, he basically shits himself, it's hilarious
he's like i'm sorry my apprentice, i talked to kurt but we can't have a match tonight i tried
tj shouts at him, storms off, so he blindsides him and beats the shit out of him on the stage
and then says he can have his shot tomorrow on 205
i say 'says', more 'northernly rants'
cut for ads, and we come back with another shattered dreams production
goldust's like excuse you did you steal my format and my chair it is ON motherfucker
promises to bring the whole movie industry into his coming golden age
how this will interact with bray's prophesied apocalypse is unclear
but now, in the women's locker room, mickie and dana congratulate sasha on her dance moves
alexa comes in, sasha nopes out of the room
and alexa's like hey girls what do you think about nia cutting in line for the title what a bitch right
dana and mickie are like lol no we'll be at ringside laughing at you
announce spot, and kurt appears to call corey away for urgent business
involving gesturing at his phone and looking annoyed
i have no clue what all this is building to
if there's been foreshadowing, i've missed it
cole tries to ask him what that's all about, corey's like OH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT kalisto's here
he's lost the aggressively sculpted dragon mask, back to more of an nxt-era lucha dragons thing
back in mexican colours and everything
whatever happened to el local
...okay, i totally did not know he was ricardo rodriguez
i wouldn't have known who that was back when i started watching nxt, to be fair
thanks, internet
huh
anyway, back on the show, ...mike? ambushes kurt backstage to ask what the fuck's going on with those emails or w/e
he uses slightly more professional language, because he's talking to his boss while i'm screaming semi-informed obscenities into the formless void of the internet
kurt's like nope, anonymous dude, this is private and walks out of the arena
and dean sneaks in the door just before it closes
dean ambrose: back like a recurrent uti
(his disappointing third album)
and as we watch him come in, the revival just happen to be in the back of the shot
caught it that time
i pay attention sometimes
but now it's kalisto/titus
or actually titus knocking kaliso down and then shouting at apollo
also tozawa is watching because titus wants him on the brand
kalisto gets a rollup holding titus' trunks, apollo's like welp guess you asked for that one boss
does some light motivational slapping, end segment
but here are miz and maryse, even more dapper than usual
and pan over to big cass, collapsed under a bunch of girders and shit
enzo comes running in like whoa what happened
way to stay together, guys
cass presents enzo with a tacky chain that he presumably took off his attacker, enzo hugs his bro as we cut to ads
and we come back on enzo being like okay well this is clearly a frame job and btw we have a match so can cass wrestle or what
the answer is no
but now we're back in the ring, with carpet and champagne and balloons and maryse and a guy in a teddy bear suit with a sign says CONGRATULATIONS who is totally not dean ambrose no sir
but seriously, miz must fucking love balloons
this ring is at imminent risk of lifting off
and here is the man himself
and a dramatic slideshow of the actually-great match
complete with the nicest ref ever
but yes, miz and maryse both look fucking great tonight
just saying
surprising number of you deserve it chants
miz is immediately like fuck off you chant that for everyone
just reminding us he's still a heel and all
but yes, i do deserve it
and here's a speech about how i'm redeeming the ic belt
a toast to me
"Ladies and gentlemen, please raise a glass...or, if you're in this arena, a styrofoam cup..."
delivered perfectly
miz thanks maryse for all this stuff, mentions the bear, she's like um i thought you ordered the bear
then who's flying the plane
so miz attacks the bear on principle and finales him
welp, that bear's dead
dramatically unmasks him, revealing...some dude
he's like ...um, well at least you had a brush with celebrity, get out of here *whips him out of the ring*
and now here comes a big present down the ramp
miz is like well isn't this nice what could this be
grabs a chair, beats the shit out of the present while maryse shouts at him to stop
and it's a very dead grandfather clock
and a very sad maryse
tells mike he ruined the party, throws the mic at him, storms off
and we are left with a very dejected miz, blaming dean for all his problems and having a paranoid breakdown at the crowd
and the steadicam guy who's been following miz throughout takes his headset and hat off and hits miz with dirty deeds
lovely slow realisation as the camera feed went up on the tron
dean swigs some champagne, takes the bottle and leaves
okay, that was really well done
but now, we see enzo wandering dejectedly backstage looking for a partner
and now we see the family who have good seats because of pizza
including the wonderfully-named Enzo Shirtz
but yes
gallows and anderson are in the ring
and here comes enzo all on his onesie
does his intro, but it's not the same without a large man gesticulating behind him
does his 4G well-connected joke again
get new material, dude
but he's found himself a new seven-foot man
it's a biiiiiig shooooooooow
although it would have been amazing if it was braun
big show stands in the middle of the ring like what is this tiny rodent
enzo tries to give him a pep talk
with some semi-coherent jokes mixed in
show has progressed from 'bemused' to 'angered'
this is the most awkward thing, and i could not do it justice without rubbing a buttered weasel on the keyboard
and...now show is doing a joisey-accented monologue with an extended ice age reference before spelling it out for them?
what the fuck is in this drink
well, the match has started, so i guess the talking can stop
bell rings, anderson kicks enzo's soul out of his body
standard
swift hot tag to show, who...does all the normal show stuff
chokeslam to anderson, into badaboomshakalaka except in the form of show military pressing enzo and then just rhowing him straight at anderson
well, that was a thing that happened?
lasted about 90 seconds
anyway
next up, women's title match
but here are zo and show backstage
run into cass, who's like hey funny how show disappears for weeks and then he's back when you need a partner
casts suspicion about show being the culprit, enzo wants to give him a ride, but cass takes him away
and now let's have a terrible blaxploitation segment full of film references
yup
but now mike? interviews alexa in the curtain room
he asks if she regrets giving nia this shot, she's like i regret this show fuck off faceless dude
and back to the arena, here's nia
cut to ads, and...now a weird bit where every version of this i can find appears to have overwritten the entire women's match with the elias segment from earlier
the fuck, internet
apparently it was pretty much what you might have thought - nia stomped all over alexa, dana and mickie pointed and laughed, and then alexa went and started a fight with those two for a dq win
i would have liked to watch that, but guess that's not happening
back to the actual show
just in time for a graphic for the cruiserweight title match
thank fuck i didn't miss that
and apparently brock will be here next week
i repeat, the champion will be on the show he supposedly leads
novel idea
so yes, here's everyone's favourite towel-sporting middle-aged-man-strangler
and also seth, who didn't try to murder a doughy guy in a suit today
bell rings, joe just gets down to punching seth's face in before even taking off his towel
seth goes for a suicide dive, joe roundhouse kicks him as he comes out of the ropes, because he is way more flexible than he really should be
this match is 10% seth doing cool cruiserweighty shit and 90% joe's hundred flavours of NOPE
seth does a sling blade into a suicide dive, and it actually works this time
and into a blockbuster
because why stop at one signature
and as i type that, there goes another suicide dive
and then into a falcon arrow, as seth goes fuck you i can do strength spots
seth goes up to the top rope, wyatt cut because fuck you
lights go back up, seth looks around for a bray who is very much not here, joe blindsides him and coquina clutch until death
and we fade on seth bleeding, joe strutting, WOMP WOMPing, and an entirely unnecessary reminder that brock'll be here next week
do you have to ruin everything, wwe
(don't answer that)
smackdown will probably follow tomorrow, after i've gone and been an instrument of democracy
but in the meantime, let me tell you about these ants
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right, now that that's done, it's probably time for some FRIDAY AFTERNOON SMACKDOWN!
(i apologise in advance for any political jokes that slip through)
(it's been a tough few days)
and we open on a dramatic retelling of the women's five-way last week
so yeah, women's mitb is probably going to be the big story this week
i've had some of this show spoiled, but i honestly can't remember what, so that's sorted itself out
and we're back in the present, and here come the shaney
and also the five contenders are in the ring already
and one of them's brought their creeper
charlotte is looking ridiculously overdressed in her black sequin robe
seven words in, shane gets a cheap pop in
shane starts introducing them all, calls tamina "a two-time superstar"
the fuck does that even mean
the crowd love charlotte, but they love becky more
apparently we're having a six-woman tag match later
because why not have the entire division in the ring *again*
drumroll as shane reveals the case
it's basically the same, except silver and with some extra detailing on the logo
no pink, thank fuck
shane has a monologue about how dangerous the mitb match is, like he totally does with the men
claims whoever has won this in the past has become champion
somewhere, damien sandow is crying
ellsworth calls shane out for mansplaining the mitb match, carmella gets a monologue
until charlotte shouts her down
leans on the genetic superiority thing, offers the other four a chance at brushing against greatness
somehow a face?
nattie calls her out for ripping off her father, proceeds to do the same to her uncle
becky calls her on this, promises to rip off everybody's arms
should be worth watching
tamina gets to say words, which is novel
but here comes naomi
gets to do her whole entrance, because fuck this argument i'm the champ
hypes the match like dang i wish i was allowed to be in this
INTERRUPTING TRASH SAX
lana is actually here in person
(why do i like this music what is wrong with me)
struts down the ramp, everyone in the ring just standing there like um fuck the what
shane's like um hi?
btw i was trying to do a thing, why are you in my ring
shit, she's still russian
and weirdly propositioning shane while also asking for a spot in the mitb match
naomi just bursts out laughing
like do you even go here
why do you get to be in this match when you've had like none ever
lana claims she can beat naomi, i smell a match for later
shane's like seriously this is not how this show works
lana has a tantrum in russian, flounces off up the ramp
a+ flounce
the crowd are loving her
shane's like RIGHT back to the actual show that i run let's have this tag match
Pun Murderer, FluoroTwerk and Queen Bitch vs Wrestling Mom, Thug Girl (and Douchey), and Obligatory Samoan
lots of spots happened while i was working that out, but the gist is it's pretty even so far
currently becky is alligator rolling carmella around the ring with her legs
there's my thing i haven't seen before for the week
apparently carmella taking the briefcase would be "like moving from HD televisions back to nanotubes"
i'm going to go out on a limb and say jbl doesn't understand how science works
interference by nattie and ellsworth lets tamina hot tag in and grind becky to pulp
nattie tags in so she can walk over becky and taunt her teammates
she'd be a much more effective wrestler with more wrestling
naomi and carmella both hot tag in, the champ commences to cleaning house
including three short-arm leg lariats to tamina
because hey, if you can manage those, why not throw a bunch in
nattie and tamina both come in to interfere, and here's lana to loom on the ramp
and knock naomi off the apron, letting tamina superkick her for the pin
stands at ringside looking smug like yes i did do that the fuck you gonna do
and we go backstage, where shane runs into the andre the giant trophy mid-phone call like the fuck is this horrible public art
and here's mojo to address the fact that he won that match and then nothing else fucking ever
and be like should i maybe have been in the mitb match
being the only person that's beaten jinder on smackdown and all
shane offhandedly mentions luke harper, the crowd go wild
shane's giving mojo a match against jinder to qualify for the ladder match
because as ever, shane books this shit about twenty seconds in advance
later we have owens/nakamura
but next, styles/ziggler again
and weirdly, by 'next', we don't mean 'after someone from the last segment has an encounter backstage' for once
here is aj now
they still don't want none
although by the sound of the crowd, rochester, NY don't not want none
dolph enters, recap video of dolph going over aj last week
which i had totally forgotten
looking more closely at the men's briefcase, the logo detailing's the same
so yeah, it's just the colour that's different
bell rings, we start going old-school mat wrestling
turns out dolph has amateur technical skills that aren't just assaults to the crotch
and also, he can dropkick you in the face
dolph goes for the most blatant dirty pin, gets caught just before 3
and then a famouser actually connects for a nearfall
i tend to rag on them repeating matches, but hey, this is a good match
slow superplex setup actually resolves in an interesting way
dolph counters a phenomenal forearm into another dirty pin attempt, aj reverses into a styles clash with like no setup, gets the pin because we're actually respecting finishers for the moment
and from that to more fashion files noir
tyler has a gritty monologue about the connections between prison and the catwalk
and narrates himself looking at their clue board
fandango returns from taking the cologne to the boys in the lab, only to find out that there's no boys and no lab, so he just tasted it himself
as you do
and then this leads into the two of them repeatedly saying a mixture of 'cologne', 'colón' and 'clone' at each other
with an increasing sense of incredulity
this is like a fucking two ronnies sketch and i love it
tyler finally gets it
or not
nor does fandango, which obviously means they must be close
tyler offers a hopeful "Colóse?" and we cut to the new day and their ice cream cart
what is life
but still with the noir saxophone soundtrack
they've come to the fashion police office
and are bemused by how they turn black and white as they enter
the new day have a case for them, the police say they'll take it, except the new day can't hear them because they're still speaking in their shared noir internal monologue and i am falling apart here
big e is uncomfortable with how they're just staring at him
but he's got them both rompers
carried in his singlet, obviously
fandango is not impressed
"Listen, Big E, if that's even your real initial..."
line of the night right there
fandango is offended because they don't take bribes
pan over to tyler, who is already wearing his
like hey they're fashionable screw you
the new day want intel on the usos for mitb
breezango hand them five file boxes
pull out a hoodie, ask the new day what they know about day one and why it is h
xavier is trying so hard not to corpse
the fashion police take the case, sax sting, they freeze frame until the new day are like ummmmmmm we'll just go
while their noir monologue starts a 'new case rocks' chant
that was amazing and you have no idea how many times i had to pause it to type
but back in normality...oh wait, it's mojo
i still can't hear his music without my brain adding zack's parts
and here's a video to tell us that cena's coming back
on july 4th, because of course he fucking is
i thought jinder's music was different to usual
but it's the singhs
doing ring announce for jinder in english and punjabi
and there's the music i was expecting
i really like the ramp graphics they do for his entrance
and he remains jacked as fuck
somewhere in america, heath slater is watching smackdown and nxt and developing an inferiority complex
it's just occurred to me that jinder's and aj's entrances have basically the same beat and structure
somebody make me that mashup
maybe this entrance is just they don't want none in punjabi
that would be amazing
i love how they've given jinder a properly long entrance with some gravitas
and just generally how seriously they're taking him as a champion
mojo is getting the upper hand with the power of HYPE
(always upper case)
every time jinder rolls out of the ring, the singhs are like omg boss are you ok can i get you a drink
and they just have long arguments in punjabi and don't even try and let the average american in on it
a singh distracts mojo and lets jinder just jump on his head a bunch
doesn't take, because that's never where mojo keeps his brain
flurry of offence later, jinder gets an eye rake in and khalass for the pin
decent match by two underrated performers
jinder's veins seem to have calmed down a bit too, which is reassuring
jinder has a mic, the population of rochester is not pleased
oh, fuck off your usa chants
promises to kill randy and crush his dreams at mitb, leans on the hometown angle again
proclaims himself the antidote to randy orton, and by extension america
and then does a promo in punjabi, pissing off americans because america
another hype bit for owens/nakamura
and a video about how cool shinsuke is
and somebody painting a protrait of him
this video is basically all showmanship, but that's totally appropriate
he's great in the ring, but that's not why people love him
but next, the new day actually fight
and they keep saying it's owens/nakamura 'for the first time ever'
i have gifs that disagree
but now, randy is backstage
renee comes in to ask what he thinks about jinder's promo
apparently he's been getting calls from ric flair, harley race and his dad, telling him to let jinder talk and then fuck him up
so that's what he's going to do
sure, that's compelling interview work
but actually now, it's the new day v the colóns
they're still throwing boxes of cereal into the crowd and pouring them on fans, because fuck your health and safety
it's xavier/e, because this isn't a serious match
so naturally, jbl goes off on a tangent about operation overlord
this is 90% the colóns taking all the new day spots you know and love
xavier and e do the ab stretch/spank thing at the same time, xavier somehow gets francesca ii turbo despite having a match to wrestle
in a side note, primo's gone and shaved, so now i have no clue which colón is which
xavier does a huge missile dropkick on epico, double hot tag and big e proceeds to annihilate primo
xavier does a casual tope con giro, primo tries for a pin from the distraction, fails because fuck you we're the new day, blind tag into midnight hour for the pin
their post-match celebration is interrupted by the usos' aggressive music
they're here to talk trash at the new day and do their prison thing, astonishingly
and they have shitty misogynistic jokes about the new day
and jimmy's paranoia monologue
i do like that they're doing all this mic work, but can we maybe not be offensive to marginalised groups
shot of kevin taping his wrists backstage, but here's dasha in the curtain room with sami
asking how he's preparing for mitb
he's been watching lots of matches, basically
and he has no idea how to get a handle on shinsuke
slippery bastard
sami tries to do some of shinsuke's moves, it doesn't go well
so he's going to be on announce for owens/nakamura for research purposes
baron looms into the room, coldcocks sami then hits him with a ladder like stop thinking about shinsuke don't you love me
and then pushes him into a convenient pile of ladders and says he's taking the announce spot
cut to shane on the phone like i am literally watching the show what the shit was that why do i keep that enormous douchebag around
man spends a lot of time in expository phone calls
(says the woman narrating the entire show on the internet)
but here's naomi to ask for a match with lana at mitb
shane's like seriously you have no clue how busy i am right now
naomi lobbies harder, puts the title on the line
after saying lana doesn't deserve a title shot because she hasn't earned it?
does the bald-snatching line, end segment
and now main event time
here's kevin
good sweeping shot of the ring apron and floor, wrong steadicam guy
#smackdownediting
ad for talking smack, with aj, mojo, and lana
and tjp telling us to watch 205 becuse he's awesome
[citation needed]
claims you can't stab someone in the back if they're standing in front of you
tjp has clearly never heard of the concept of elbows
baron's on announce
great
the two facts they put on shinsuke's sidebar are literally 'from kyoto' and 'former nxt superstar'
fascinating
but what do i care, i'm busy watching him
in his studded tabard that everybody will be wearing in the future
bell rings, shinsuke does his oh did you want a tieup i'm just going to kick you in the knees
baron talks about his storied history of fucking sami up
nobody cares, you balding twat
kevin has briefly tried to take shinsuke on at the kicking game, failed, and returned to mastering headlocks
shinsuke's kicked off a comeback with a lovely single leg dropkick
nearfall off his knees to the corner
baron acknowledges that shinsuke is dangerous, my no shit alarm is destroying my eardrums
(daniel, can you please take the batteries out of that)
baron's still trying to talk smack about kevin, but his particular brand of smack is just shite
meanwhile, reverse exploder to kinshasa for the win
a lightly underwhelming main event, tbh, but shinsuke's clearly been holding back on the in-ring stuff since moving up
which makes perfect sense
shinsuke does his poses, corbin runs in to end of days him so hard his stupid hat comes off
crowd are not best pleased
i'm mostly just concerned as to why he's dressed like the second-rate pot dealer at every college
(baron, that is)
(i would love it if people at my college dressed like shinsuke)
and we fade on baron awkwardly posing at the top of the ramp and having no idea what do with his arms
halfhearted shimmy as the show ends
and now i'm off to watch talking smack and make shitty political jokes
you can't stop me
you're not my real dad
(one of you reading this is my real dad and can stop me)
(also possibly daniel's uncle, if he actually reads this)
(memo to self: stop antagonising authority figures for literally no reason)
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Amy Schumer shared her baby’s ultrasound video as she urged fans to vote in America’s midterm elections.
The 37-year-old comic actress, who announced her pregnancy last month, shared an ultrasound video of her unborn child on her Instagram account on Monday. The actress is expecting her first baby with chef husband Chris Fischer, who she married in February.
“It’s moving all around! Oh my God, oh my God, see it has so much energy – that’s why I’m puking every day,” Amy said as she watched the screen showing her restless baby in motion.
The I Feel Pretty star had another agenda for posting the footage of her scan, as she urged her followers to vote in America’s midterm elections on Thursday.
“Happy Election Eve!” the mother-to-be captioned her ultrasound footage, which was taken last month. “You can look up your polling place + hours by texting LOCATION to 21333 And you can look up a sample ballot to be prepared at vote411.org/ballot Make a plan to #vote and let’s make history tomorrow!”
On Friday at a stand-up show Amy touched on her arrest in Washington D.C. for protesting Brett Kavanaugh’s controversial nomination – and eventual confirmation – to the U.S. Supreme Court, and said her pregnancy “was all the more reason I wanted to go”.
Amy Schumer announces she’s pregnant
Amy Schumer, Emily Ratajkowski arrested during Kavanaugh protest
Her pal Emily Ratajkowski, who was arrested with her at the rally, feared giving away Amy’s pregnancy news as she hadn’t gone public yet.
“We really didn’t prepare, it was like 90 degrees in (Washington) D.C., a super-hot day. And Amy is pregnant, which is amazing, but no one knew at that point,” she recalled during an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last Wednesday night.
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“We were detained for four hours, sitting outside on the ground and she keeps going to the bathroom and everyone’s kind of looking at her… the guys, the police, the Capitol Police – were like, ‘Why does this lady need to keep going to the bathroom?’ And I was like, ‘It’s not a UTI (urinary tract infection).’ It was funny because they were like, ‘Amy, gets special treatment,’ and (I’m silently thinking), ‘She’s pregnant!’”
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UTYellow characters swapping clothes:
Part 1: Dalv
(Translation)
Dalv in Martlet's: So cold...
Dalv in Starlo's: Not my style but at least it's cozy
Dalv in Ceroba's: ..... (blush)
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