#um what?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Danny Gonzalez is a Sim that escaped into the real world.

#dream #um what? #danny gonzalez #dream Danny #sims #sims 4 #sims Danny

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Hey, does anyone want the link to a children’s book I've written?

#um what? #my writing #The Little Dragon Who Wanted To Touch The Clouds #children’s books #children’s literature

[zappedbyzabka]

I’m going to lose it

#HELLO #HELLOOOOOO #the beard the wrinkles the tan the hands Im going to faint #No one absolutely no one can deny his bde in this #He needs his beard lick I cant #DILF DILF #He FUCKS— #um what? #ralph macchio

[fullbattleregalia]

Today’s spit take inducing pull brought to you by charizard

#charizard #pokemon tgc #um what? #charizard vmax

[cevansbaby-dove]

the stuff I hear on this app...

#um what? #side eye

[an-indecisive-mess]

Dee, babe – how’s it going?

Dig this – the month of Anthesterion is almost on us. I tell you, it’s times like this where I wonder if I am truly the fastest thing on Earth.

Seems like only yesterday I was laughing it up with you at the Lenaia, and now I’m being called to spread the word and prepare for the big Anthesteria festival – y’know, the one dedicated to Bacchus that has all the wine and flowers?

I even hear the big guy himself will drop in during the Feast of the Choës to lead the great procession. Isn’t that just nutty?

Now I know what you’re thinking, and as much as I’d love to spend all three days of this fabulous festival with you, I can’t. On the third and final day, I have to take my place in the Underworld and accept offerings of koliva on behalf of the dead to placate hostile spirits. Until I hear those cats cry, “Through the doors, Kares, it’s no longer Anthesteria!” I’ll be preoccupied.

After that, though? I’m all yours, babe. I just hope ol’ hothead doesn’t give me a hard time.

I know I say this a lot, babe, but you are one truly happening gal. I can hardly wait until the next time I see you.

All my love,

Hermes💙

#um what? #idk who sent me this #but you are a total doll #this made my day #thank you #hope you have a nice day #make good choices #disney hercules #hermes #my husband

[thyladestiel]

So... The School For Good And Evil on Netflix... I loved it and then I realized the main charcaters aren't supposed to be gay???

Now I'm confused. Because thats the gayest thing I've seen in years.

😭😭😭😭

what do you mean they ARENT GAY?

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Like, no. I'm sorry, I don't care if there are books. as a stand alone piece of media, based on what I just saw, the two main characters are WIVES.

Im having a meltdown over this. they're...galpals? I'm insulted and heartbroken. I thought we were done with queerbaiting. why would someone make something like this in the year of our lord 2022 😭😭😭

And I was so on board for this to be a platonic love story. I cried harder over Anna and Elsa than anything else I'd seen in a while, and when Xander reminded Willow about the yellow craYON? Omg. I was a mess. Beautiful. Because yes, platonic love can be true love that saves the day, but this was NOT that.

I-

THEY KISSED ON THE LIPS MY DUDE.

And I was like, "holy shit they ARE gay?! 🥳🥳🥳 I didn't want to hope 🥹🥹🥹 But they realky went for it! omg! this is so beautiful! "

And then she chooses sofie over the boy who's in love with her, and just when it all seems to be one of the best lesbian romance movies I have ever seen, the narrator goes, "and so they were just good friends 🙂"

And I'm like WHAT?!?!! good friends?!

Am I insane? I'm being gaslit rn. I'm having flashbacks to the early 2000s.

LOOOK AT WHAT WHAT GOOD FRIENDS THAY ARE!

hahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

#um what? #school for good and evil #spoilers #this is my villian origin story #straw that broke the camels back

[sleepygaymerdisease]

#'who was this about' dont worry <3 #EDIT hi i didnt realize this would get notes LOL. um everyone reblog with what character ur thinking of because im NOSEY i WANNA SEE #edit 2 to everyone trying to guess what the character i made this for was. youre all wrong. this was about kamen rider #youd think lupin because of my profile picture but alas i have other interests as well... #anis gaymer moments

[thatrandomblogsays]

Annabeth: I, a child, had to earn Thalia’s love, that’s how the world works! I have to earn my moms love. Love is transactional, you gotta be worthy of it first silly :)

Percy, listening to this on the train

#STOP TRAUMATIZING THIS CHILD PLEASE #this is what it’s like when you were raised in a loving home and you find out your friend wasn’t #but they don’t know they weren’t #so you’re like um hey that’s fucked up and sometimes a crime? #you tell them parents are supposed to love you as is without earning it and they don’t believe you #you can hear the therapy bill racking up #annabeth chase #Percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #pjo series #pjo tv show #mine #adding on to my tags because some people are debating if that’s how love works #love is meant to be a mutual exchange and something that grows over time between two people as their bond grows #whereas how Annabeth says it #in my opinion at least #she had to do XY and Z to be worthy of thalias love before receiving it #like with her mother #she has to be amazing before Athena is proud of her #vs Athena being proud of her just for being her daughter #that being said I’m not hating on a traumatized child having potentially negative and toxic patterns #more pointing out the comedy of the scene from Percy’s perspective who has a good grasp on healthy vs unhealthy relationships

[lostinthewrongfandom]

I created a thing!!!

#Gregory the Candle #Terrance the Potter #Bathsheba the Web #Farrah the Fisher #my post #my art #um what? #my characters #my ocs art #my ocs #The Elder Beings I Guess #that's the tag I'm gonna use for them

[butchdykekondraki]

14k moonwalker

#look at my wife ok. #og tags -> #[ren] #um. i mean what who said that you guys..... #preemptive ''this post is about wanting to have gay sex with a computer''

[grinchwrapsupreme]

Saw a post about helping people that used the analogy of "if you see someone fall off a cruiseship and theres a life preserver ring on the wall next to you do you walk away or do you throw them the life preserver? Of course you throw them the life preserver." And i dont want to add to or tag the post with any sort of correction because its literally not the point at all but i am desperate to say that the first thing they teach you when you work on a cruise ship is that if someone falls overboard you Do Not Look Away

If theres a life preserver nearby but you have to turn your back to get it, tough luck. If theres someone nearby who can't hear you but you could run and get them, absolutely not. You see someone go overboard you point at them and never ever let them out of your sight because looking away even once could mean losing them forever, so you just have to trust that someone will hear you scream for help but you cant for any reason look away

And maybe that adds to the life preserver metaphor somehow but mostly i just need you to know if you spot someone in the water you point at them and you watch them close and you scream for help

#water safety tips with grinchwrapsupreme #what could the metaphor be #um #if you see someone struggling and they are seconds from 'drowning' make sure theyre not going to go under before working on a rescue plan? #idk #point and stare and scream babes thats the key

[lancefan7]

So today's More was...something.

#rhett and link #good mythical more #um what?

[living-carto0n]

Got this at dollar tree

Read the top of the thing on the back of the bag

"Bamboo, being great and all, sometimes does not cut it. Hence, plant based materials will sometimes have to jump in to save the day."

I'm sorry... Since WHEN is bamboo not a plant?

#dollar store #dollar tree #dollar store finds #dollar tree finds #um what? #wtf

[pathetic-gamer]

(this is basically the gist of his voicelines, right?)

#genshin impact #genshin impact memes #genshin memes #neuvillette #nahida #genshin spoilers #''morax's days are numbered mark my fucking words'' ''as soon as the narukami comes out of hiding its over for her'' ''idc how harmless he #claims to be - i will crush barbatos beneath me with divine and final judgement.'' ''hey um. its kinda fucked up what those people #did to kusanali? thats kinda fucked up 🥺''

[verflares]

(click for higher quality!) draconified link concept ive been chipping away at this past week ..... here's my funny little compendium concept for him:

"A heroic spirit has taken the form of this bestial dragon. Unlike it's kin, this creature exhibits an extremely aggressive disposition. It appears highly territorial, and will relentlessly chase down those who disturb its skywide patrols - of which it seems to be endlessly searching for either a long-time vassal or foe. Unfortunately, it seems the spirit within has long since forgotten exactly who it was looking for…"

#now. how on earth do i begin to tag this. um. #link #loz #totk #totk spoilers #light dragon #dragon link #loz au #totk roleswap au #there . i'll add more if they come to me LOL #um i can talk about some of my insps i guess?? might make another post too #so mostly i just dont really like turning him into 'light dragon but male' and giving him slightly darker colours or something like that #this also obviously isnt exactly like the botw dragons either though and its a bit more of a mix of other creature concepts i enjoy #since everyone agrees he'd have a farosh horn i wanted to make him a kirin/unicorn :) which is why his tail looks like that #aside from the obvious eastern dragon insps and what ive picked and chosen from the botw dragons #and obviously this looks a lot like wolf link. thats on purpose #i wanted to give him some fierce deity design refs too but because this is so dark/earthy they didnt look very fitting #but honestly you could do a whole fierce deity dragon design on its own i think #okay lots of tags but IVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS FOR A WHILE. okay. let me have this. #my art