#um idk how to tag

[reidlita]

all my riches for her smiles

husband! miguel x wife! reader

warnings?: afab! reader, maybe ooc miguel? mentions of chubby reader once, breeding kink, mentioned daddy / sir kink, mentions of praise & degration, miguel being ravenous for reader love him!, munch miguel my favourite miguel, angry sex lol my fav, happy wife happy life… idk what else

a/n: 2nd post i’m gagged. um hi! minors dni or i’ll sacrifice you yellowjackets style. i 🤍 miguel. this is self indulgence :) not edited / proofread

sfw

i think miguel would be like the sweetest husband ever. he’s grumpy and stuff but have u seen him with gabi? he’s a sweetheart at his core!!! he’d probably be super corny too, like, dad jokes and all. he’s an old man.

he’s rich… alchemax and all… me thinks. so he’d spoil you. your wedding would be super fancy (or casual, depends on what you wanted!) with the dress and deco of your dreams … i don’t think he would’ve cried but he def would’ve gotten emotional! maybe a small voice crack or misty eyes!

omg? he’s so a girl dad. like i’m sick ab it. he wouldn’t pressure you to have kids but if you wanted kids? he’s jumping your bones, sorry. he wouldn’t be upset if you had a boy, because he’d love your kids either way, but he just loves the idea of having a baby girl. like, dressing them up and being forced to play house ?! imagine your grumpy giant of a husband playing dolls with your baby 😭

imagine how peter is w mayday and then imagine miguel and his baby LMAO. he wouldn’t be so careless (if that’s what you call it?) with his baby, like bringing them on missions and such, but he’d def bring them to the spider-society with your permission. he wouldn’t say he’s showing off his baby, but he definitely is.

produces burning temperatures from his body. you try and cuddle him and suddenly it’s like being smothered by a bear. he’s definitely the big spoon i think, but he wouldn’t mind if you climb onto him like a koala.

MUSCLES!!!!! he’s so strong uhghhhh kill me @_@. he’d be gentle with you but sometimes he accidentally manhandles you and he’s like “😶.” but it’s lowk kinda hot so? like? it’s okay baby 🤍. maybe, if you had a house, he’d have his own small gym. and yk that thing where you lay under them and they give you kisses? that with him. or he’s doing push-ups and your on his back lol

i dont think he’d really care what you look like, but i can imagine miguel as having a preference for chubby people. no reason specifically, but he thinks your thighs and tummy is the most loveable thing ever. he’d totally bite you. not with his fangs ‘cause of the venom, but just a little nom. yk.

nsfw

… breeding kink :3. he’s not a loser, if you wouldn’t want him to come inside he wouldn’t!! but if you do?… trust he will be all over you. there’s just something about his cum oozing out of you that makes him go just a little bit feral. he’d definitely want kids me thinks, so if you’re not on birth control? hooray!!! if you are? that’s okay too!!

i think his fav position would be a mating press or cowgirl… maybe a little full nelson… bc i want him to chokehold me 😊. mating press so he can see the little bulge in your tummy, and the way you flush when he presses your knees to your shoulder! cowgirl so he can see the way you bounce on top of him, his hands firm on your hips.

pain play / impact play if your also into it. nothing extreme, because he doesn’t seriously want to hurt you. but he’d maybe be into scratching or choking! like? ok chokehold me? idk if he’d bite you, bc he wouldn’t want to like paralyze you, but if your into it he’d be willing to try.

aftercare is very very important for him. he’d do whatever your comfortable with, as long as you’re okay and comfortable afterwards! he’d draw you a bath, make sure you’re hydrated, wipe away any bodily fluids and such… he’d get you snacks if ur hungry! and of course, you get the snuggliest snuggles ever. he’ll always be sure to let you know how much he loves you!!

praise & degration, a mix of both. he’d call you his good girl, telling you how pretty you look. if you’re into it, he’d call you a slut… praise is a must for him, he’s a passionate lover— but if you weren’t into being degraded, he would never say anything mean.

this man is the #1 munch, like i’m dying UGHH. he’d enjoy getting blowjobs and stuff but he’s obsessed with eating you out 😭😭 like it’s insane. he’d kiss ur thighs while doing it and like. ngh. would make u ride his face, like, choke him out. he’d complain when u wouldn’t sit fully. that man wants u to strangle him. wouldn’t like j lick the flaps or whatever… that man knows what to do 😊

is obsessed w seeing you in ur wedding dress? like. put it in on and he’s trying his hardest to be respectful…

soft morning sex i’m SICK. he’d be so gentle… waking u up with kisses and he’d j slowly fuck you😢😢in missionary or spooning. and then he’d have that like sleepy husky voice from when u just wake up, being like, “g’morning baby <3”

he LOVES petnames me thinks… in both spanish and english. would switch to spanglish when he’s pent up. kill me ughhhh. on the recieving end… mayhaps he’d like daddy!! or sir if ur feeling crazy!! but he’d also like hearing his name, just his name, slide out of ur lips :(

obsessed with seeing you in his clothes? like, he’s 6’9, so it’s likely that ur much shorter than him. so seeing you in his clothes, practically drowning in them?… he’s bending u over the counter, fucking you in nothing but his shirt. ugh

gets horny from domestically. maybe your not doing anything special, just cooking in the kitchen or reading a book on the couch. he’s so in love with you that anything you do makes him crazy.

ANGRY SEX????? yeah. not angry at you, but maybe something happened at work or at the spider society. and then he’s fucking you like he hates you— of course, making sure your okay— and groaning in your ear as he lets out his frustration.… omg.

just a thought… but reader with glasses. god. giving him a blowjob and him cumming on ur glasses? it’s so gross i love it like my DREAM. or giving him a bj and he cums in ur mouth. and he does the thing where he pats ur cheek to swallow. hmmmm… i need him

def had sex with u at ur wedding 😭. like bro was going crazy seeing u in ur wedding dress… fucks you and recites his vows. UGH

#miguel smut #miguel o'hara #atsv miguel #miguel x you #miguel spiderman #miguel x y/n #miguel x reader #miguel spiderverse #spiderman across the spiderverse #smut #i love miguel o’hara #lesbians for miguel o’hara #miguel is my boy crush #afab reader #um idk how to tag

[wyrm-with-a-why]

Been thinking bout AU’s to make megatron suffer again. Im gonna put it under the cut tho because some might find it grossies a bit goresque I’m not too sure how to describe it

Outcome a)when trepan is turning Megatron into a drone he decides to have some fun because the miners body is at his will. He starts rearranging or removing certain armours which eventually results in a very frail skeleton looking creature with a gaping jaw because Trepan broke it open and no optics and his brain is still exposed but his helmet is now covered in needles. He’s basically a lapdog now, limping after Trepan all the time and bowing when he’s not following him. Follows Trepans orders basically and Trepan likes to watch Megatron tear things apart in his little training rooms. Megatron can’t speak but before attacking he can scream

Outcome b)same start but Megatron remains self aware and just knows that Trepan hurt him so he must pay. He also starts feeling very hungry so when he breaks free and kills Trepan, he slides his spark down his throat, very sad he can’t chew because he has now bottom jaw big sad. He then just skitters about, eating sparks of who he wants and remains smart enough to know that his mangled form isn’t going to let him hunt easily in big corrupt cities so he crawls into the mouths of the people who’s sparks he’s eaten and basically wears their frames

#transformers #megatron #trepan #tw torture #tw murder #um idk how to tag #sowwy #grossies maybe #be careful #tw needles

[clanborn]

eclipse

#um something about how sunbeam is just another example of a woman who’s not allowed an arc or personality of her own #and instead her inner and outer existence revolves around a man #this is based off my feelings from the new excerpt but idk if it counts as spoilers? #i’ll tag jic #sunbeam #nightheart #asc spoilers #my art #warrior cats

[rvbyaoi]

HELLO RVB NATION. here is all of the Complete Seasons downloaded since rooster teeth took it off youtube. thumbs up!!

#rvb #Red vs Blue #rooster teeth #uh. idk how else to tag this LOL #fun fact if u play it in vlc media player u can turn it into a puzzle and reach new levels of insanity #um. idk how google drive works so if this is scuffed. thats why. #peace and love on planet rvb o7 #also might be missing some miniseries ???? idk. is All The Seasons tho :3

[cloudysfluffs]

prismo stop moving, hes trying to make up some constellations!!

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inspired by @tickletails post abt the stars on prismos back and one of the convos we recently bc we are the normalest ever about these two

#my art #tickle art #adventure time tickle #um. sjkdfjk i never know how to tag these...... #could i get away with ship tagging this......... #.......... #prisjake #the stars on his back actually do connect into a heart btw (<< screaming and crying) #can these two kiss already PLEASE #lee!prismo #ler!jake #idk if prismo can actually bend off the wall/floor like this in show canon jfkdk im gonna assume the answer is NO but i simply dont care. <

[tizzypizza]

releasing this into the wild on tumblr asw. made this for myself but won’t have time to do this until the weekend so anyone who wants to use it feel free!

#idk how to tag this um. go hog wild #just tag me onegai i wanna see #splatoon 3 #octoling #inkling #splatoon oc

[cada4us]

animal lover carlos

#fanart #carlos oliveira #carlos oliveira fanart #re nemesis #resident evil 3 #resident evil 3 remake #re3 remake #resident evil #artists on tumblr #he’s an animal lover i know it in my HEART #maybe i’m projecting my love for big men handling small animals #but whatever #idk how to tag my shit #um #someday i’ll learn how to draw this man well #and when that day comes…. #anyway i’ll return to commissions now <33 thank you for your patience

[weaselmcdiesel]

what if he was in the little wood but his name was also martyn

#um really quick doodle in a style i never used before #love when people just put random squigglies on characters faces like howd that squiggly happen bbg #um. how. um. how does one tag for martyn #inthelittlewood #itlw #martyn inthelittlewood #cool 👍 #third life #life series #mcyt #my art #fan art #eyestrain #maybe? #bright colors #idk whats with me and using bright colors lately?? i dont mean to #traffic smp

[vampyre-kin]

Damn shawty, your haunting eyes, unique nose and janky teeth have bewitched my mind, body and soul.

#i literally do not know how to tag this or if i even should. #vampirekin #vampire kin #otherkin #Dracula #one could definitely argue this is about him #though i am actually thinking about #david bowie #um #who else could this apply to? #oswald cobblepot #i guess? #idk. #tag with your sexy big nose baddies or wtver #or dont because this post is kinda cringe #im so fucking tired #im just thinking about david bowies very beautiful side profile #god he was pretty #i am cringe but i am free #im so tired my eyeballs burn

[badnew2005]

SUNNY IS A LOVE STORY @badnew2005

Lighthousekeeping, Jeanette Winterson | @boymiffy | @maccymacdonald | Rob McRlhenney, Philadelphia style | Is the Cast of Always Sunny Irredeemable? ceicocat | True Blue, boygenius | @dennisboobs | @starpeace | @chilledmac | @bitseventimes | Rat A Tat, Fall Out Boy | Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia (2005-)

#okaaayyyyyyyy #just gonna post not gonna mill about like oooh it’s not good it’s not proper I DONT CARE . i know know knowwwwwwwa there’s loads iv missed #but . first posts i could find when looking sunny is a love story #tumblrs tagging system isn’t good And Neither Is Mine #iasip #sunny is a love story #so yeah idk if you’ve ever heard me say this but um. sunny is a love story #the gang #macden #web weaving #again i feel so so so awkward tagging ppl but like !!!! i used ur posts !!!!! it’s nothing it’s chill it’s casual it’s WHATEVER #i put The Origin of sunny is a love story post in like she’s worded soooo badly the grammar is all over the place it was a I NEED TO #SCREAM AND TELL EVERYONE IVE JUST DISCOVERED THAT SUNNY IS A LIVE STORY #i only took like an hour on this it’s a cute little practice of posting :) #iv just edited and added on the lov ewas there it was in th eoriginal draft idk how it got lost

[tariah23]

If anyone of you guys live in the Chicago Halstad areas, food is being passed out!!! All you need to do is simply walk up!

#mutual aid #Chicago #idk how to tag this #food #um #could y’all share this if you see it #especially for your Chicago mutuals #bring your own bag and carts and stuff if you can’t carry a lot #call your friends and family who live here and tell them to go if you know they need help #we just went to the grocery store so I’m good but #my sis just sent this to me #rambling #my post

[miamierre]

singapore sim-ing with pierre

#f1edit #pierregaslyedit #pg10edit #pierre gasly #f1 #um idk how to tag gifs anymore #everyone please be nice its been ages since i posted gifs that people would like. see

[anon-unofficial]

hi.

so because I see a lot of people doing this (and also because it is 11 in the evening and my phone is on 7% AND I'm bored) I'll just join in

so

for every note this post gets, I'll write a word—A SINGLE WORD—on this chapter I'm working on

have mercy

goodnight

#🅰️non talks #writing #ish? #uhhhh #fanfics #how do i tag this post #rb bait #if that tag even counts #um #gay gay homosexual gay #im running out of tags ok #tag game #i guess #listen man do whatever you want #author things #author shenanigans #idk #uh #uhh #wattpad #ao3 #idjsosnisjdus im making up random tags as i go along #half of these are just me dialoguing like a side character

[robots-are-kinda-hot]

coraline anomaly au stuff. mostly hands. don’t judge them, I had no reference for any of them lmao

As for the doll, I like to think that Other Reader made a Sans one originally to lure him, but then after he gets to know them better they get to know each other, Sans asked them to make one of themselves. (he may or may not cuddle with it to help him sleep. shhhh, it’s a secret.)

enjoy while I attempt to finish writing things for this au. just a small thing (that probably will uh. not be small when I’m finally done with it) for an ask and also MAYBE something to expand on how Sans got a doll of Other Reader :]

original anomaly by @htsan!

#school is on the horizon 4 me. as in im going back this week. pain #so. that will either tank my motivation or give me more. depends on what teachers I get #my schedule might be a factor too because um. I have to go upstairs -> downstairs -> upstairs again -> and then to a completely different- #building that I keep forgetting how to get to #then back to main building 4 last class I think #idk. forgor #sansnomaly #shit what did I tag the coraline au as #…actually I don’t think I tagged it as anything oops #well I’ve seen people tag it as Other!Reader on the og post so I guess I’ll do that lol #Other!Reader #sans x reader #undertale sans x reader #blank’s art

[moki-dokie]

hey non-americans, yall are aware that cowboys still exist today right? yall know they aren't just from tales of the wild west yes???

please say yes

#cowboys #idk what to tag this to get it seen #europeans #i'm talking to you guys specifically #but the rest of the world too #actually no central and south america are exempt from this yall have them too #anyway i had a british person talk about them to me as if they were but a myth #and i had to um actually them #i imagine it'd be like any of us thinking shepherds don't exist anymore #like how tf do you think massive herds of cattle and horses are wrangled??? #hell even in stockyards #anyway if you didn't know now you do

[yume-fanfare]

new hobby: make bad edits engstars-ad style

#except these r the ones i put actual effort in #engstars marketing team you should hire me im even mid at photoshop #in fact idk how necessary this is but no ai was involved here only bad photoshop #it's wonky because i didnt want to put more effort than i already did hsjfhskdjs #um am i even going to tag these #torikasa #edits tag #thought process: these cards look kinda ok when put together #enstars