#ugh. im being such an asshole. im sorry :(

[bunnyb34r]

Trying to undo the damage of Facebook w/o risking your relationship with a loved one is like defusing a fucking bomb sometimes I stg

#marquilla #i had a whole thing typed out ab this but ugh #im trying to explain to my mom that no they are not fighting to let children have sex changes. the only sex change sugery they preform on #minors are the fucked up shit they do to intersex kids at birth #that hormone therapy would be the only 'trans treatment' a minor could get and no it will not be w/o parental consent. and that hrt is #reversible. #id love to try to deradicalize the rest of my family but im sorry those motherfuckers are too far gone for me to try and keep my own sanity #like 1 went from far right to libertarian which isnt much better but it's something but im still leery of him ngl #and tra/dwife cousin's husband is full blown far right and i know it's wrong but i dont care enough ab them to want to try #ahdhdgdg i know it's bad but like they can all go to hell idc #and then theres the cousin i dont talk to who is a bible thumping freak who told his sister at her fucking lesbian wedding something #something god doesn't approve or something like that like 😬 #and hes in a cult of some kind im sure but i didnt dig deep enough to find out if it's just WS flavored or full on WS shit #but theyre dead to me. i only have my lesbian cousin w/that last name sorry i dont have any [name]s in my family besides her #wouldnt put it past tra/dwife cousin's sister to be in some cult or cult adjacent beliefs honestly #i know shes being abused in some capacity and that her husband is a fucking asshole but shes a bitch so i dont talk to her at all anyway #(not that her being a bitch makes her deserving of that. those statements are two sep things. i feel bad shes being abused. AND separately #shes a bitch and her being a bitch is why i dont talk to her) #ANYWAY I Have a headache so im gonna wash the gunk off and hope i feel better

[caruliaa]

OH MY GODDD idk if i needed to make this clear but apparently i do but DONT FUCKING FOLLOW ME IF YOURE A THINSPO BLOG OH MY GODDDDD !!!!! if ur just doing it bc i posted haha funny bingus post and ur following me from tht or w/e other unrelated reason then to make it clear i am infact a fucking fat person who doesnt support tht bullshit and tbh i dont need to deal with it in a society already constantly telling me to hate my body and if youre one of those ppl tht delibreatly follow fat ppl bc we like motivate u to loose weight bc you think wehre that gross or w/e youre a giant peice of shit and fuck all the way off !!!

#and before you get on my case there is a difference between having an ed and posting content encouraging an ed in yourself and others #and following fat ppl and getting them involved in your attitude based on the idea that nothing is worse than being like them #which is what ik this person was doing btw bc they also had followed a fat acceptance blog i know #all while actually posting thinspo conten along with following thinspo blogs #YOU PEOPLE ARE GROSS AND NEED TO FUCK OFF !!!!!!!!!!! #ik the ppl this post is aimed at wont actually listen to it. whatever ill just block you assholes but jesus omgg #flappy rambles #CAN YOU ALL JUST BE DECENT PEOPLE FOR ONCEEE !!!!!!!! #ugh sorry just . very fucking pissed off !! #and i hate it bc im working thru a lot of this shit trying not to hate myself for my weight #so okay first of all i know you can work thru tht shit without bringing other ppl into it nd saying their bodies are gross #and two i dont need to see that gross shit youre posting when i notice you followed me and i go to block you asshole !! i really dont !!

[woolydemon]

i struggle as a fn@f hater who cannot ignore how Sc0tt c@wth0n still profits off the franchise when so many of my friends have fn@f-tism oTL

#im trying so hard in all my power to not be the asshole about it when ppl get excited abt this franchise #but like every time im . -_- .............. #like ok lets all just forget how ppl profiting from projects via royalties #and/or just straight up Actually have worked on the damn thing before they left. lets pretend we dont know how that functions. okay. #ugh still i dont want to be such a downer bc my friends like the fucking thing #and the few times i ever brought up these things i got straight up ignored prob bc they didnt like that i was being a downer #at the very least i have solace a bunch of my friends actually pirated it but still man oTL #whatever man. i just straight up filtered out the whole franchise bc i cant stand seeing it on my dash without it aggravating me #which does not mesh well with my potential anger issues + inability to forcibly stop ppl i dont want to unfollow from enjoying things #so yeah. best solution here. #sorry for ranting just had to get this off my chest or I'll explode oTL #ranting

[appsa]

Superhero movies are only good when theyre silly and for kids like thats the only time it feels heartfelt 😔

#like ok i liked red hood movie too like #1. the satisfaction of watching jason todd beat the shit out of joker is unmatched #2. that scene when jason confronts batman and is like im not mad u didnt save im mad u let this guy keep hurting ppl after #and 3. batman being such a dad and failing any and all expectations sjdvdjdjhfkfjf #i think i just hated that it deals w such tragic characters but neverrr lets them emote and also i hate the art style #like god let batman at least look sad that his son is like this u assholes 😭😭😭 thats his SON 😭😭😭 #i watched death in the family monologue over the events of under the red hood and it was just like #OK!!! WHERE WAS ALL THIS EMOTION IN THE MOVIE?????? #whatever!!! #ugh. #sorry i have opinions #also i hate that they never let jason say 'im making sure victims feel safe the way i never could' ever it makes me so sad jsgdjfkf #ok im good. sorry. #thinking abt utrh makes me sick in the head #anyway. there should be more cute mean robin damian with his bestie. #cannot believe im going to be forced to read comics #also going to be honest utrh does not have Women and that easily makes it less interesting than the super sons movie #just saying. lois lane was fun

[altruistic-meme]

how do you deal with it when someone gets upset over smth that seems really.... inconsequential ?? like i understand she got upset but i don’t want to say sorry because i’m... not sorry ??? and i don’t want to give her an apology that i don’t mean. her reaction was really something else and it’s not the first time she’s done something like this and it’s just. frustrating.

#this is also the same person who constantly asks questions about gender that i clearly don't want to answer #who has now gotten mad at me TWICE because i wasn't all-knowing about what mood she was in and did smth i Literally Always Fucking Do #and it's kind of. annoying as shit. right now. #like i don't want to say 'im sorry you felt that way' bc it's a phrase that's been overstated as being gaslighting or whatever #but like i AM sorry she felt that way. i'm sorry she's apparently had a shit day. i'm sorry me playfully raising my voice upset her. #i'm not sorry for doing it though bc again it's standard behavior from me and how tf was i supposed to know it would upset her THIS TIME #i don't want to say sorry bc i don't feel like i did anything wrong but like #i feel like an asshole about it but again it wouldn't be sincere if i did apologize #but also i don't really want to just ignore it bc i enjoy our friendship #and it's not like im HAPPY that she is apparently upset i just. ugh #shh ac #seriously shut up

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

I’m going actually insane rn tbh

#i want to say something but I’m afraid I’ll look like an asshole #but idk…if you don’t get more sarcastic or joking commentary #or don’t really do analysis #I’m not sure you’ll enjoy this blog! #and I really really really don’t enjoy getting comments that basically amount to ‘HUH?’ or otherwise miss the point #i know I don’t HAVE to explain everything but then I feel guilty and obligated to and it’s just stressful esp when it was lighthearted #I’ve been getting a lot of comments on stuff where it feels like people are just confused by me? or not reading all of the post? and idk #what to do about that bc it does bother me tbh #i get notifications for it yknow #like I do like having people interact but only if it’s actually relevant you know #AUGHH this doesn’t make sense. i should’ve been an askblog tbh #I’m not anti comment just. pro comments being about the post #/not missing something that was already addressed #i don’t want to seem mean it’s just stressing the hell out of me lmao #like am I really this bad at explaining myself? #ugh. sorry guys just disregard this #i mean I’m pretty genuine irl so if you legit don’t understand something you can just send me an ask. you don’t have to bombard a post #i don’t want people to be confused I’m happy to explain it #you can also put commentary in tags #PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS SERIOSULY IM JUST TIRED #and not v good w people stuff #afraid I’ve been seeming bitchy today. no one said anything but I’m afraid #my post

[woulddieforloki]

I can already tell I'm gonna be super salty about Love and Thunder Taika if you diss Jane one more time I'll strangle you so heads up that I tag all my salty posts as "negativity" and I'll be adding specific tags like "anti Love and Thunder" and "Love and Thunder negativity" so you can filter them out

#I'm still salty about Ragnarok too so sake goes for that #i loved ofmd i loved jojo rabbit i loved free guy i wanT TAIKA OUT OF MY MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE #we! do not! need! every! movie! to be! Guardians! of! the! Galaxy! #i miss the of Shakespearean drama aspect of the Thor series #where there could be dark and emotional moments that wouldn't be punctuated with a joke #how the FUCK can you make a joke out of the destruction of all of Asgard #Ragnarok had the potential to be one of the most tragic MCU movies ever and Taika went ''lol nope'' and im MAD #also Thor's kinda an asshole #at least to Bruce and Loki #he's really nice to Valkyrie tho #which actually annoys me more like bruh she's a SLAVE TRADER??? #SHE SELLS PEOPLE INTO A SLAVE GLADIATOR RING TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH??? #STOP BEING NICE TO HER AND START PAYING ATTENTION TO POOR BRUCE'S FEELINGS FOR GODS SAKE #ugh okay sorry im done #it's 10:30 pm ive been at work since 3p and ill be here until 3a so my brain is fried #and that means Rants™ #but yeah the point of the post is to filter those tags if you don't wanna see my salt

[munamania]

is it really really stupid to give her the gift. i know she’s not worth it and im making myself feel like shit over and over and i need to stop and it doesnt matter how sad or angry i am about it she’s not just gonna dump him and even if she did i wouldn’t like. want to be the second choice (not that i inherently would be. weirdo dream scenario) and it’s just not gonna affect her much to not see me anymore and i have to be okay with that. and im truthfully not rn but i have to be cause that’s the reality. anyway lost my point there

#like. i just cant imagine class being over monday and just being like. ok bye forever ig. or not rlly saying anything #idk guys im sorry i know ive gone on and on and on nonstop for months #it just sucks #even if i think back to monday like. it's classic baby steps of leading me on and i fortunately for once didnt nip at the bit right away #but just the little ways she looked at me and smiled or joked around. kinda flirty. just for her to yk #post the bereal today and hes in it and its like 'wait let me get a shirt on' so just blatantly fucking yk. didnt even have to do my sleuth #work. and like. i know maybe ive overreacted to a lot of it and over thought it and she really didn't intentionally do a lot of it #and wasn't ever confused or anything and i just told myself that to justify being sooooo bonkers over it. idk #so it's like. with all that in mind. no i should not give it to her i should just walk out of class and not talk to her again #but the wounded part of me the 17 yr old in me is desperately asking why it's so easy for someone to get over me #but she was never into me! or at least not enough yk. she has a boyfriend. and that yk. shouldve been enough #but i got so lost in all these little signs and feelings of tension and #i guess. lol look at me abt to say this. doesnt help to dwell (lol!) but who knows if it was mutual some of those times when it just Felt #tense. yk. or if she just has problems and really liked the ego boost #cause boy did i make it fucking easy to enjoy my attention! and i never ever ever shouldve done all that bc she wasnt mutually engaging #at least not till like. october. and only briefly. and i just. ugh #anyway :( whatever. i know the answer is no. i know it's no i know i shouldnt #but as i was saying. the wounded part of me wishes i could make her feel even a fraction of the hurt or even just fucking regret #but not pity. but regret for being an asshole. if i could just say something as my final word or something and still be dignified #but i just dk how that would happen. so. yeah #hopefully this is one of my runner up last posts about her #film girl saga

[dsfjjshgffdg]

daily reminder to never use reddit guys (1st comment was referring to the thin blue line flag)

#somwtimes i feel like i picked the worst dog breed to be my favorite bc they attract the type of ppl i despise. take a guess #both the sub members and the mod involved in the latest argument r stupid #mod doing a shit job and ppl being bootlickers. ugh #> made a poll abt whether or not 2 allow political comments > start removing comments way b4 the poll is even over #political comments basically standing for anti police/military sentiments btw. just so its clear #like i know exactly the type of ppl u assholes are #IM LIKE. HELLO IS ANYONE IN HERE NORMAL. NORMAL NOT BRAINDEAD PPL RAISE UR HAND PLEASE #the poll was locked and unpinned after like not even a full day btw. lol. #sorry im talking abt it like everywhere its making me a bit insane

[hopefullyababe]

i have no clue if im doing any of this right.

#daphnes talking again #LIKE BESTIES. WHAT IS A FRIENDSHIP SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE. #how much informantion is like. too much information. and how much leaning is too much leaning? #like? i dont want to bog anyone down. but i dont mind it when people tell me about their struggles. is that an uneven balance? #people seem so uncomfortable when i try to talk about MY shit tho. ukno? maybe i just made a rep for myself being optimistic #shits been. kinda rough. and i cant make it feel better and i feel like i cant talk to anyone. #or like. i guess i can. but when then? now ive just spread my shit and i STILL feel like garbage. i dont need advice so why would i. ukno. #share. #ugh. im being such an asshole. im sorry :( #i just feel generally like garbage. #anyway. i dont. really know whats supposed to be a healthy friendship. i like supporting people but i dont really know where the line is #supposed to be. where are you supposed to draw your boundries? how much leaning is too much leaning? #im so bad at finding the balence btwn being overbearing and being absent. like. jesus i had no idea i was my mother until i started having #friends. this is so fucking difficult for no reason. #i love havibg friends. i just don't know whats healthy and what isnt. what are the patterns youre supposed to look for? #what does a healthy frienship look like? is there meant to be a GOAL here? is a healthy frienship supposed to serve a PURPOSE? #is there a singular right answer? #or is there a whole bunch of archetypes i can base things off of? are there friendship catagories? #what are the traits of a toxic friendship? and further: is it possible to fix one? #I GENUINELT DONT KNOW. are there friendship experts? are there people who know about these things? #what is someone meant to gain from a frienship? is there a gain? or is it simply a 'this makes me less lonely' type of thing? #what sorts of things am i MEANT to be talking about with friends? am i meant to talk about myself more? am i meant to listen to them more? #GOD. GOD /FUCKING/ DAMMIT. #SOMEONE GIVE ME A FUCKING LIST TO CHECK OFF. #hi sorry i should tag this actually #negative vibes

[vintageghoststories]

i think a hug from a friend would fix me

#wheres that post abt being sad abt past friends but actually u need tp remember they r assholes . yeah #sorry i just. ugh. i want a hug from this one person but also Fuck Him He Is A Prick but. also. god i just really want a hug from him #[<- slappig myself w/ a stick rn bc he is so so so fucking toxic and just not very nice to me and if he actually cared abt me he would talk #to me more !!! im a dumb bitch sometimes but i will not go back to him . im better then that. still doesnt not make me want a hug from him #anyways. idk today has been hard for most of us i think. #a ghost rambles

[bubblegumbeyotch]

.

#whyyyyy am i so annoyed and pessimistic all the timeeeee #like a friend invited me out and was talking about potential places to go #and i was like ugh all of these places sound like a hassle and i just wanna stay in my house #and not go anywhere or do anything #like idk when my attitude shifted like this bc i used to be super social #but it feels like nowadays i only want to be alone #or at most in the company of like maybe one or two people #everything just feels so overwhelming and like a lot of things are objectively going right in my life #for the first time in a long time #and i feel like an asshole because it’s like damn bitch this still won’t make you happy? #like i finally have a stable job and a loving relationship and i still find ways to make myself miserable #and i just feel like an ungrateful bitch #how do i stop being so fucking irritable? how do i stop being insufferable to be around? #like i feel rude bc im always leaving plans early and i always feel so out of it while im out with people #like i’m just a spectator and then people expect me to participate in whatever’s going on #and i have to work so hard just to act like a regular fucking person #who isn’t seething and grappling with some unknowable thing under the surface #and of course i realize i am not unique in this at all. everyone’s going through something #but i guess i just feel bad bc it’s affecting my relationships #like i feel so isolated from everyone and so reluctant to open up #and like how do i be like hey sorry man im not avoiding you bc i hate you i just feel unfit for human consumption right now #like what does that even mean? #anyway i don’t wanna go to work. im so tired #personal

[hecksupremechips]

My dad sent me a letter about how much I need to remember Jesus so that we can be together in heaven one day. It’s just a big fucking joke at this point like come on dude

#he has such a savior complex goddamn #he does these things and gets mad when i dont thank him for ‘saving’ me #and hes not gonna stop until he can successfully convert me cuz if he doesnt then hes gonna burn in hell for failing his christian mission #just all this paranoia about hell is too much for me like im already so traumatized by that shit #and im paranoid to extreme degrees by so much fucking shit in my daily life like i have bad ocd dude #so stop trying to make me remember this shit that ive spent my whole life trying to recover from #youre just doing this cuz youre a selfish asshole who cant stand the idea of not being praised by everyone all the time #and it makes you insufferable so fucking insufferable #ugh sorry this is a big personal vent but i just hate this guy and im sick of him having control over me #its been a massive cause of stress for me lately cuz i have to rely on him financially since im really not able to work #and im having to risk shit like being cut off and disowned if i dont conform to his standards #i cant live this way anymore and im fucking. running out of reasons to stay alive at all

[blusandbirds]

i think hbo titans is a shit show but something about their dick and jason relationship really tickles my brain if only they actually developed on it well

#blu talks #blu is dcposting #maybe its cuz we've never gotten to see that relationship portrayed in movies shows video games before #even the animated film took dick out of the picture when jason showed up again #i just feel like #they came in so strong with this is jason hes a little shithead but he hero worships you and hes kind of a goober #little police punching ceiling jump tapping theatre kid (thespian) little brother boy #and then they failed to make any meaningful connection between the two of them until jason was about to leap off a roof #too much of dick (and the titans in general) being annoyed at jason and not enough of him begrudgingly endeared/affectionate about jason #its just jason is a little shithead #yes but you like him #yes but you hate him #but you like him #hes brash and has too many broken edges but hes so desperate to do good so cant you work with that #being annoying and kind of an asshole at 17/18/19 is not the worst crime in the world im sorry to break it to everyone #ugh titans jason baby im sorry they did you like that

[tgcg]

argument

its a big one

TG: alright this is probably a bust

TG: more i think about it how the fuck do you even make a marinara

TG: can i even alchemise cheese or do i gotta like alchemise the milk and curdle it myself

TG: how do you even curdle

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TG: make a goddamn

TG: curgler

TG: whatever

TG: internet archive gonna pull through

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CG: ALRIGHT DAVE

TG: shit

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CG: YOU BETTER BACK THE FUCK OFF. I DON'T KNOW WHERE IN BULGEMUNCHING VIRULENT FUCK YOU GET THE IDEA YOU HAVE ANY RIGHT TO TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD THINK ABOUT MY OWN GODDAMN PLANET. SORRY TO HAVE TO DEAL A BLOW TO YOUR IMPOSSIBLY INFLATED FUCKING EGO, BUT HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED THAT YOUR SIDE-EYE SLACKJAW HOPELESS DEADPAN BULLSHIT BEHAVIOUR IS ACTUALLY INCREDIBLY FUCKING CONTEMPTIBLE AND DOESN'T PUT YOU ABOVE OTHER PEOPLE? HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT?

CG: OR DID YOU JUST ASSUME FROM THE MOMENT YOU FOUND OUT I'M A REVOLTING FUCKING MUTANT LOWBLOOD FREAK THAT I'M SUDDENLY NOT ALLOWED TO LIKE THE IDEA OF MY LIFE MEANING SOMETHING AT SOME POINT?

TG: okay you are wildly misquoting me where the fuck did that come from

TG: also you scared the hell out of me

TG: im just trying to science some pizza here

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CG: OKAY THEN, DAVE! EXPLAIN TO ME AS WELL AS YOUR AMBLING ONE-NOTE SMOOTH EXCUSE FOR A 'THOUGHT'SPONGE CAN

CG: IN SOMEWHAT COHERENT TERMS, ALTHOUGH I KNOW THAT'S A TALL ORDER:

CG: HOW YOU SAYING MY ADOLESCENT DREAMS OF BECOMING A THRESHECUTIONER ARE "FUCKED UP AND IRONIC IN A NASTY ASS WAY" DOESN'T QUALIFY AS UNDERHANDEDLY KICKING ME IN THE MANDIBLE PRONGS!

CG: YOUR AUDIENCE AWAITS YOU WITH BATED BREATH! TAKE IT AWAY, M.C. BRAIN HEMORRHAGE.

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TG: okay i dont

TG: know how you got a hold of that phrasing because i said that shit in confidence

TG: get out of my business bro

CG: NEWSFLASH, ASSHOLE: THIS METEOR IS A PHYSICAL, LITERAL LOCATION WE'RE BOTH IN. IT'S NOT A FUCKING PRIVATE CHATROOM. THIS MIGHT BLOW YOUR PITIFUL MIND BUT PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY HEAR OTHER PEOPLE TALK WHEN THEY HAVE TO SHARE A SPACE! BRO!

TG: ugh

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CG: AND IT'S VERY INTERESTING YOU ACCUSE ME OF MISQUOTING YOU, AND THEN SUDDENLY TURN AND SPOUT FROM THAT SHITTY DRONING GROANSHAFT OF YOURS THAT I'M INVADING YOUR PRIVACY WHEN I DIRECTLY QUOTE YOUR SMARMY LITTLE SHAMEGLOBES!

CG: WOW! TURNS OUT KARKAT IS ACTUALLY BEING GENUINELY FUCKING UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING — WHO KNEW, RIGHT? WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED THAT I ACTUALLY HAVE GENUINE COMPLAINTS TO LEVEL AGAINST THE PEOPLE WHO GO SPOUTING HOOFBEASTSHIT ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK TO THEIR ECTOSIBLINGS?

TG: no dude can you shut up a second

CG: I MOST CERTAINLY FUCKING WILL, THANKS FOR THE OFFER! I'M NEVER TELLING YOU A GODDAMN THING AGAIN, SO I HOPE YOU MANAGE TO GAIN SOME WRINKLES TO THAT VESTIGIAL FLAWLESS ORB FLOATING AROUND IN YOUR CAVERNOUS NUGBONE FROM ALL THIS. I HOPE IT WAS WORTH ALL THE EFFORT ON YOUR END.

TG: listen!!!!

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CG: MHM! MY AURICULAR CHAMBERS ARE WIDE OPEN!

TG: jegus

TG: okay

TG: i have no defense for my literal phrasing but how expeditiously did you shadowstep the fuck away after i said that

TG: because that is some shrek tier "princess and ugly dont go together" level misrepresentation of my sweet self

TG: like if this wasnt obviously a heated platonic argument we were having i would probably be digging what the reference even if it was a shitty trope

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TG: i just

TG: have been thinking about some things and none of those things have got an iota of a thing to do with you or your blood

TG: thing

TG: man

TG: i dont know why you think id be so pressed about your vein juice its like

TG: a normal ass color for a normal ass guy

TG: and obviously it was a major fucking deal from how you talk about it but it doesnt need to be anymore

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TG: the thing is i just dont like have the same attitude as you about fighting and stuff and thats not something i am getting into right now but i am gonna make it expressly clear

TG: that its just kind of fucked up for me to sit my ass down and listen to someone spew gold and medals and confetti colored shit going googoo all over tall and loathsome ass bloodletters he never knew

TG: and have him tell me he wants to be the best guy at combat since samurai fuckin jack

TG: and thats my capital B business believe me the emphasis is there

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CG: SO IS THIS ABOUT ME WANTING TO BE PART OF SOMETHING YOU DON'T AGREE WITH? BECAUSE THRESHECUTIONERS DON'T EVEN FUCKING EXIST ANYMORE. I LITERALLY COULD NOT DO THIS IF I TRIED AT THIS POINT, SO YOU CAN UNKNOT YOUR “KNIGHTY WHITIES” ABOUT IT.

TG: being anti-military is not my point but damn if it isnt a thing thats probably true anyways so good job sleuthing that out

CG: WHAT IS YOUR POINT, DAVE.

TG: bluh

TG: i just said i dont wanna talk about it man

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CG: OKAY,

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CG: OKAY.

CG: I MEAN. IT FEELS KIND OF IMPORTANT TO THE CONTEXT OF THIS WHOLE UNAMBIGUOUSLY PLATONIC ARGUMENT WE'VE BEEN HAVING

CG: WHICH I'M RELIEVED WE AGREE ON BY THE WAY

CG: BUT IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO KNOW I'M NOT GOING TO WRING IT OUT OF YOU. IT'S FINE.

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CG: …IF YOU DECIDE AT SOME POINT THAT YOU WANT TO TELL ME THOUGH, MY RUMBLE VESSELS ARE STILL OPEN.

TG: i swear youre making those up on the spot at this point

CG: I'M KEEPING MY LANGUAGE'S ART ALIVE, DAVE. IT'S BASIC DECENCY TO THE PLANET THAT RAISED ME.

TG: heh

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TG: yknow we got these things called anatomical snuffboxes

TG: its got that right amount of vague nose wrinklage to it that i feel like youd be right at home saying that

TG: snug as a grub even

CG: WHAT PART IS THAT???

TG: its that little weird bone bit that sticks out on the back of your palm when you flex your thumb right

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TG: look

CG: HUH. LOOKING AT THAT IS KIND OF WIGGING ME OUT.

TG: yeah its kinda gross rose told me about it

TG: but anyways

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TG: are we cool

CG: I MEAN… I GUESS SO. YOU WEREN'T ACTUALLY INSULTING ME, RIGHT?

TG: hell no dude never

CG: OKAY. I COMPLETELY RESCIND THE MYRIAD OF WAYS I JUST INSULTED YOU. AND I'M SORRY.

TG: nah i know its just fluff at this point

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CG: I STILL DON'T APPRECIATE YOU TELLING ROSE THINGS I SAY TO YOU IN CONFIDENCE. THAT WAS BETWEEN YOU, ME, AND MY NOW NON-EXISTENT HOME PLANET ROTTING AWAY TO A CRATERED GRAY HUSK IN ANOTHER DEAD UNIVERSE.

TG: i swear that was like the only thing its just that she gets it and i cant keep my mouth from going on about the gettable stuff

TG: they call me the babbling brook the way my flows so audible

TG: i wont do it again

CG: NO,

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CG: I GET IT HONESTLY.

CG: I'M BASICALLY THE NUMBER ONE PROPRIETOR OF AIRED GRIEVANCES IN ALL OF PARADOX SPACE AND THEN SOME, AND I'D ALSO BECOME ITS BIGGEST HYPOCRITE IF I HELD IT AGAINST YOU.

TG: thanks

TG: but i mean

TG: at the gigantic risk of sounding uh

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TG: ………..

CG: ?

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TG: well

TG: i kinda just think youre better at being a guy to chill out and watch movies with than a guy to tangle fists with

TG: and i dont think theres anything wrong with being that

TG: i think its cool

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CG: …THAT'S AN ALARMINGLY BRAZEN OBSERVATION TO MAKE OF SOMEONE YOU'VE KNOWN FOR ABOUT THE SPAN OF SEVEN SEASONAL EQUINOXES, DAVE.

TG: i dont know what that means but it sure is probably

CG: AM I ALLOWED TO ASK WHAT EVEN GIVES YOU THAT IMPRESSION????

TG: i just got that inkling about you man

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TG: and you can do whatever you want with that info

TG: throw it in the load gaper or whatever if you want i dont really care

TG: give it a swirly and slam it in a locker call it a nerd break its glasses whatever

TG: but beyond this whole lord english thing weve got going on i am pretty content to never aggress my fellow man slash alien slash monster again if i can help it

TG: i think thats pretty fair given what thats been like so far

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TG: and yknow its cool to have some company when im waxing emotional over the narrative depth of click starring adam sandler which we are watching next by the way

CG: UGH, FIIIIIIIIINE. JUST TO MAKE UP FOR CALLING YOUR THINKPAN SMOOTH AND SUPERFLUOUS.

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TG: score

TG: we should argue all the time

CG: SNRK

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[redr0sewrites]

Can you write Vox x reader where like the reader just says like really unhinged things and just like vile things whenever they rage and stuff like the internet could be slow or smth and the reader is just like “IM GOING TO RIP OFF MY SKIN” idk man I’m kinda just self projecting rn like you can right anything with it tbh idk sorry for rambling anyway you don’t have to do this if you don’t wanna

THIS IS SO MEEEEE I LOVE THIS IDEA SM!!! sorry it took me a hot minute to reply to this i have over 70 hazbin hotel requests in my inbox 😭

🥀Cw: fluff, crack, silly vox

when he first met you, vox was charmed by your seemingly sweet nature- that is, until you were pissed

your unholy screech of how you were going to rip off your skin if he cut the wifi again was both endearing and confusing in his eyes

vox would just short circuit for a second, just blinking at you while he tries to process what you just said

once it clicks, he just starts giggling. vox very rarely genuinely laughs, most of his laughs are professional or part of the persona he adopts as the leader of vox enterprises, but when he's so shocked by what you just said, he can't control the booming laughter thay fills the room

he's wheezing and gasping, each barking laugh only pissing you off more

"what's so funny? if you keep laughing i am going to fucking break ur fingers like carrot sticks!" you snap, and vox only giggles harder

after a few seconds, you can't help but notice how adorable his laughter is, and soon you don't mind it as much

once you two are officially together, you notice how stressed vox often is, yet how he seems to visibly relax around you

the batshit crazy things you say, which normally disgusts other people, only seem to amuse him

its actually a wonderful dynamic because you bring some spontaneity and slight insanity into vox's otherwise irritating and depressing lifestyle, and vox balances out the crazy things you say and calms you down every time

you often find yourself searching for new phrases to baffle him with, and for new ways to make him laugh

after vox has a stressful day, he enjoys just listening to you ramble about the most insane things and adores hearing whatever fucked up saying you've adopted recently

vox notices himself beginning to copy your speech patterns. he only begins to realize when he slips in an exceptionally odd metaphor into a work meeting and everyone stares at him, yet his heart skips a beat at the thought

there's something so charming to him about the fact that he's adopting your mannerisms, and you truly make him laugh when no one else can

whenever another one of the vees pisses him off, he always comes to you for advice on incredibly deranged comebacks, and you never disappoint!

he's won multiple arguments by just repeating one of your fucked up sayings and the other vees being too lowkey shocked to disagree

vox LOVES IT when you diss people he hates, hearing you ramble some fucked up insults about alastor made him fall in love with you all over again

"that worm on a string fucked up karen cut bob looking ass- if i see him around here again im going to eat a fucking brick" *cue vox looking at you with the biggest heart eyes*

overall, you are both menaces, but you're menaces in love ♥️

vox lay with his head in your lap, the blue light of his screen illuminating the dim room as you rambled mindlessly about your day.

"and THEN, this fucking asshole tried to flirt with me! ME!! as if he doesn't know were dating! ugh, it makes me feel like i have an entire beehive living beneath my skin. i swear if he even looks at me again im going to lick wet cement i can NOT deal. how can you even work with him? he's such a fucking CREEP voxy, i'm going to cut off those ugly ass wings and shove them so far down his throat- hey, are you even listening?"

you look down to see vox half asleep, his eyelids drooping as his light dimmed. "keep talking.." he murmurs, looking up at you with a lazy smile on his face. "you're my favorite person t' listen to.."

i love the idea of vox with a partner who challenges his very idea of power. he clearly wraps himself in a sort of persona, surrounding himself with powerful people and acting like he's so serious and important. i love the idea of him falling in love with someone who can break down his walls in seconds, someone who can dismantle his entire bravado act and who allows him to truly be himself. this is such a wonderful prompt and i am eating this up. nonnie ur awesome!!!!

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