#ugh i'm sooo soft over this thx

[onlyseokmins]

say you and seokmin are getting married. what would both of your vows be like?

asking for science and bc i just watched this one youtuber i adore getting married and her and her husbands vows were so cute and i sobbed

i've been thinkin abt this ask since i saw it and was so ill over it like i haven't already been ill over kyeom as it is ajskdjf. first off - that's super cute congrats to them. as much as the dedicated spinster i am, i am a romantic at heart and keep tearing up at the fact that like proposal, ceremony, or both - i just know this man is putting his whole heart into it. he types novels on weverse just imagine him writing his vows i'm legit crying rn thinking of it. he's probably someone reminisces a ton - will remember little moments or things about you and bring them up. def will want to throw in funny tidbits to make people laugh. but ultimately... i think he would cry. he probably would break down mid-speech and then be so upset when he can't finish or takes too long lmao ;; he may or may not try to memorize them but istg it'd be like a whole packet long and wrinkled af after going through them so many times </3 my heart

#as for me lol idk i think i'd panic write my vows last minute like i do everything else fjsdkj i'd prolly cry too and stutter a lot #i feel like it'd be a real mess unless we did lots of practice. also lowkey would try to memorize them but prolly fail </3 #i also feel he'd want pictures somewhere maybe he'll make a storyboard displayed or smth near where you're saying your vows #ugh i'm sooo soft over this thx #nonny 🎭 #ez.thots #seok.thots #svt.thots

[wpdariacutnes]

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Chichi: what a fuck macha do now?

Alia: a me look you a over mean knows

Chichi: no because you so sassy blond im get divert it

Alia: little hush but points it

Stella: sorry a shiti you both out but canda macha little play a grup soo out estert

Alia: what but she

Stella: alia dude whatever finks a get so petty on male werywolf sovit a zero a get none did enifing like way

Chichi: *look alia* hmh

Alia: wery dys a gest wer a celia?

Chichi: I finks is weknes you * look on stella*

Stella: dont never shiti mean a alia one someone do a esritvert now do a none shit *belive a gif jonger a more staber persolity freks* you knows a go self you so fuck losers a never do okey's

Chichi: well hand up for you

Alia: yeah I suck it

Stella: * take zero have something you don't use anyway nife fink*

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Celia: ok overska 52 and this is the hotel at your center novertsa

Coli: * do a sowing a one ask* are you dys osvert hero * giggle a finks on hangerst guy's*

Celia: yeah a enifing knows a battle room?

Coli: well enifing knows it a macha overt pershion persens a knows a enifing had going one sure im one *showing Mark a been dys team*

Celia: okey thx *follow coli enifing a dys wona get dys room*

Stella: * sowing someone body* move it!? Gush dys kids a never do better a moments * look dys plase look so more angry a enifing chill had to soft* ( knows is macha team enifing on jonger toxic hood's)

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Celia: are you esmalta

???: nope

Celia: one moment wer a dys

Coli: * take out her a not but dys* dont wory miss im forget it

Celia: *supraze a Bull out dys note a look it*

Coli: more a enifing miss ersteria get it out her a more miss roshert so get her it way

???: okey is numer a room 5

Coli: thx you sweet mean's * giggle back and gif a celia key* get fun smole one's a none plase been for

Celia: *das woking more up a stairs*

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Coli: *herbs deep breath of contentment* young, supposedly crazy, but dumb as a rock, as always I'm going to make some coffee because it's going to overflow anyway

Celia: *slight pain* deam dys stairs so deam ice hevan look life after out a mean

roshert: Well, the idiot was behind the hornbeam after all

Celia: thx but dys stairs is so wings sadint *dont understand why toking a but*

roshert: okey one explode get battle or what? * she squinted her eyes to look at her better for this question*

Celia: because it's a battle I thought they were more like a fitness store, a match store, rather than a regular one

roshert: dude how old you are a enifing say bullshit

Celia: 25 old 25 after a tripic a get towering after more a rotchesrt sistromic role and enifing get charge a tovit kills like more take care and knows make one oil none roality honert one's sooo yeah long me code toxic wings angels story

roshert: I knows it is dys dick male egghead a slap bass because is so nover hoste

Celia: I look hem a mom

roshert: nope but tonie past petrest

Celia: *huh more down nose* niby dys *poke face*

roshert: * she hit it almost with a chain and a ball, almost with spikes, but it was different, more like a small bell from china* fuck you now sovert toking tovert man

Celia: *she dodged* but she couldn't handle it anymore

roshert: nope a deam hell it * he's already throwing a chain around *

Celia: * some evil gladiolus killed one of us, but it was still usless* ah?!

roshert: dish dish sniff sniff dead a bedbitch here

Celia: *she hit him with a smole statue* ugh!?

roshert: huh? *looked at the eye* you like pycho paff * the bullet is already shooting with spikes, there is a lot of damage in the room*

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#megamancomunity #mereal #wpexpleing #parents take rule #youtube

[peanut-butter-parkerxx]

Wiping his cup before drinking prank (TikTok)

Wiping his cup before drinking prank (TikTok)

Warning: kissing??

Pairing: Peter x fem!reader

Status: dating <3

Y/n POV

I was just scrolling through TikTok, sitting in peters bed waiting for him to come back from his patrolling.

*text from: lovey 🧸*

Lovey 🧸: hey y/n/n I'm getting Starbucks, want some? 🤓

Y/n: yess plssss 🥺

Lovey 🧸: okk what do you want? Ur hot drink order or cold one?

Y/n: ummm the cold one pls

Lovey 🧸: on it 😉

Y/n: thx bubs

Lovey 🧸: no problem, love

Ugh I don't deserve him, while I was waiting I organized his room a bit, he's been working really hard lately he can't even clean his room properly, so I decided to do it for him.

After cleaning up peters room I went back to his bed and kept scrolling on TikTok, until I found a video that caught my eye.

The video is about a girl wanting to try her boyfriends drink but instead of just drinking it she wipes his cup, and the boy looked hurt and confused, I really want to do this to Peter, it'll be hilarious!

So I set up my phone just below the desk, because I was sitting on the ground and waited.

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Peters POV

I just entered the elevator to my apartment with my girlfriend and i's drinks, I was so tired from patrolling and I couldn't wait to see y/n, she always makes me feel better after my morning patrols on the weekends.

DING

The elevator stopped at my floor, and I grabbed my keys walking to my door. I opened it and said:

"BABE?" while closing the door, looking for my beautiful girlfriend.

"IN UR ROOM!" She answered, I smiled gently and walked to my room

"Oh there you are" I smiled, "got your favorite drink" I said.

"Ugh you're the best!" She beams giving me grabby hands.

"uh uh uh, what's the magic word?" I ask grinning

"really?.." she says clearly annoyed (in a joking way), I gave her the 'you gotta say it I or I won't give it to you' look, "ugh...Spider-Man's the hottest avenger" she blurts out.

"actually it was "Spider-Man could beat any of the avengers ass, but that's a good one too" I say shrugging.

"hey that was never a magic word! You just want me to say your the hottest because you saw me drool over Bucky" she playfully slaps me, I just laugh and give her, her drink.

Y/n POV

So I got my drink and it tasted sooo good! Like always, I wanted to start the prank before he notices the camera, but before I ask, Peter suddenly grabs me by my hips and puts me on his lap, I look at him confused but he just had this stupid grin on his face.

"wipe that grin off your face Parker" I say, shifting in his lap to be comfortable, I just ended up straddling him.

"I missed you" says softly, which literally made me melt, he knows I can't resist his face when he does that, "I missed you too" but before I could say anything else, he puts his hand behind my neck and kisses me, his kisses are soft and sweet, and makes you feel like you never want to stop.

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Suddenly, aunt may knocks on the door, and literally in a split second Peter lifts me up and puts me on his top bunk, I don't even know how he did it, but it happened so quick i couldn't process what happened.

"heyy! i just wanted to tell you guys that im ordering pizza- why are you guys out of breath?" she asks curiously

"oh uhh, he was chasing me, because i said that bucky was the hottest avenger" i say quickly trying to make an excuse.

"oh haha well he definitely has a reason, no ones hotter than my little boy" she says grabbing his cheeks

"mayyyy!" peter complains which makes me laugh.

"anyways peter can you help me with the groceries?" may asks and both of them leave the room, i took that chance to fix the camera because it had been recording for 10 minutes now and just wait for him, hopefully i can do the prank now.

"ok sorry about that" peter barges in and flops on his bed.

"no problem, what do you wanna do now?"

"OHHH CAN WE WATCH STARWARS!" "he beams the smile never leaving his face.

"sure! but can i try your drink first? it looks really good, what is it?"

"oh uhh its just a vanilla milkshake but here try it" ok go time

i took his drink, and took a napkin from my back pocket that was secretly meant for this prank and wiped the cup. peter looked at me intently, and tilted his head like a puppy.

"what are you doing?" he asks, he looked kinda hurt and reeeally confused, i was trying not to laugh coz that would ruin the whole thing!

"oh nothing just wiping the cup" i said nonchalantly like its not a big deal.

"b-but why?" oh he's definitely hurt now, aww i cant stand him sad! no y/n keep it together

"because of germs and everything" i try to play it cool

"germs?! GeRmS" he says making fun of me "we just made out 10 minutes ago!" he says not believing me, i couldn't contain my laughter so i was giggling a bit

"i don't know its just to be safe" i shrug my shoulders

"excuse me?? you know what, come here" oh no "wha-" then peter suddenly grabs me again and kisses me sloppily, i obviously didn't want to stop so i kissed back. After a couple of seconds he pulls away, "now what happened to the GeRmS" he asks, saying 'germs' in a weird way.

"'laughs' nothing!" i couldn't stop laughing now, his face was hilarious, "it was a prank babe, im not disgusted by drinking from the same cup" i say, clutching my stomach from laughing so hard

he was relieved and happy but still annoyed from what happened "baaaaaabbe." he grumbles "i really thought you were disgusted, not that you cant be its okay if you are, but it made no sense i literally hand my tongue all of over your throat like 10 minutes ago so i got so confused! and not gonna lie, a little hurt"

"eww peter! but no im not disgusted don't worry" i pout, sitting back down and hugging him. "from now on, your only drinking from my cup" he says in a matter-of-fact tone.

"what? so i cant have my own cup?" i ask laughing.

"just for today, its payback for pranking me" he says grinning, "wait- is there a camera? WAIT THERES A CAMERA?" he says worriedly "DID IT JUST RECORD OUR WHOLE KISSING SESSION?" I laughed again, worried peter is just so funny.

"now everyone will know that nerdy shy boy peter knows how to kiss a girl" i say smirking.

"y/nnnnn" he grumbles hiding his face in my neck, at this point i couldn't even talk so i just pointed under the desk, when he saw it he looked at me like he's ready to attack.

"ugh you little-"

have a wonderful morning/afternoon/evening/night!

-quacksonlover

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