I will never stop thinking about the fact that the Hunger Games was canonically a drunk hypothetical. It wasn’t some great government scheme.
So many bad dystopian novels that have some crazy world building premise make it seem like some great creation from powerful minds. Some great construction. Think of City of Ember with its box or Divergent with its weird scientists(??) or The Selection with its bachelor premise, they are always “grandly designed.” Even in Catching Fire with the Quarter Quells the Games give off an air of grand planning.
But the hunger games were a HYPOTHETICAL. A crazy, extreme, what if. They were never supposed to exist. They were never supposed to be real.
Who wouldn’t drink themselves to death knowing they thought of the idea in the first place?
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heyyy
so i was supposed to answer inbox stuff yesterday but i ended up seeing an ex best friend at a party so that was a tad traumatic + distracted me and my brain for 24 hours
and then i got told by my parents who still live in my hometown that one of our cats is getting put down on monday :D
so i might take a short break from tumblr while i deal w that stuff, or might come back later today and try to distract myself by posting some stuff
be prepared 4 either lol. ok love u guys hehe bye
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For your consideration- Au'Ra Kirishima? (`∇´)ψ
🔷Big buff dragon man, with black scales and a heart of gold.
🔷 Definitely either a mentor or a core fc officer, always there to help an underleveled adventurer.
🔷Reaper Class- A caring and charismatic warrior to the people of Eorzea, but thanks to his Voidsent familiar Murder God Dynamight Bakugo's enthusiasm on the battle field, the Garleans have another name for him: Blood Riot.
🔷Like to do Blacksmithing/Armorer for gil, but had to pick up Culinarian due to his pushy voidsent. If Bakugo doesn't like the food, the likelihood of him enshrouding Kirishima and making his own damn food ratatouille-style skyrockets.
I don't know about you but I'd love to cockwarm during long chocobo rides travel across Eorzea with Au'Ra Kirishima
i - you - i can’t lmao
au’ra kirishima makes my thighs clench tbh.
i’m down for long cockwarming sessions chocobo rides with au’ra kiri.
he’ll keep you warm and fill you up, even in the frigid lands of ishgard.
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me about abby/ellie-coded girl when it’s been an hour and she hasn’t responded to me cause she’s at work 😞
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your health teacher is lying to you when she’s like “have a meal before drinking heavily :)” that’s just propaganda to make you barf your guts out on shot 5 whilst feeling completely sober. do you think Sadeas ever held Dalinar’s mullet back while he got sick in the back of a shady alleyway
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thinking about how Max described Billy having eyelashes like a girl or something
like imagine he was born with a set of two eyelashes like elizabeth taylor
WITH those blue eyes?? yeah Steve didn’t stand a chance
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time to drink soooooooo much water and then pass out for the night bc i’m bored and i think all my friends are asleep
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