#two tongues

[cryptid-quest]

Cryptid of the Day: Two Tongues

Description: Two Tongues was the name given to an unknown creature in a report published in a Malaysian paper in May of 1979. In the report, the creature was described as 200 pounds, quadruped, sporting black fur and possessing two tongues. Some think the animal was a misidentified Malay Badger, while others think it was a Sun Bear.

#cryptids #Cryptid #cryptozoology #two tongues #cryptid of the day

[berrzerrkk]

2017, 21

#split tongue #tongue split #two tongues #splittongue #demon

[lucys-fur]

My face is my canvas

#thegirlwithtwotongues #thegirlwithtwotongue #tongue split #tongue bifurcation #two tongues #split tongue #body modification #body mod #alternative goth #goth girl #cute

[poser-in-a-parkuhh]

My top bands and songs for February 2023

#music #top 2023 #february #afi #linkin park #misfits #my chemical romance #blink 182 #sleep token #from autumn to ashes #in flames #cradle of filth #two tongues #a perfect circle #the used #nine inch nails #atreyu #good Charlotte #destroy rebuild until god shows #schoolyard heroes #ghost #movements #Korn

[ash-and-starlight]

humble contribution

#basic: interpreting mizu’s gender based on what u think fits best #based wired inspired: interpreting mizu’s gender based on the ship so that it’s always a gay relationship #also whoever drew taigen’s nose Like That.. #i am forever thankful i need to kiss them with tongue #ode to taigen’s nose: page 1 of 204737835737493 #did i spend too long on this instead of just simply grabbing screenshots? look away #blue eye samurai #mizu #akemi #taigen #taigen’s top knot before it met its early end teach the angels how to sing baby 😔🙏 #ringo #my art #yuri is when there’s blood and themes yaoi is two blokes who do fuck all

[naivegh0ul]

Boyfriends!Ghost and Soap eating you out but their tongues keep bumping into each other and they end up making out in front of your pussy, causing you to squirm and kick and cry out at having to watch your two hot boyfriends kiss when they could so easily turn their heads and kiss between your legs instead... :)

#I like this idea #just two stupid boyfriends who were so desperate to eat you out to begin with #but now they're tongue fucking each other instead of you #silly boys 🙄 #fem reader #boyfriends!ghost and soap #ghost cod #ghost #simon ghost riley #simon riley #soap cod #soap #john soap mactavish #johnny mactavish #ghost x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #soap x reader #john soap mactavish x reader #johnny mactavish x reader #ghost smut #soap smut

[duodamsel]

#sexy tease #beauttiful girls #beauties #two is better than one #ebonycurves #thick ebony #sexy ebony #ebony goddess #ebony women #black tumblr #black women #great body #girl love #nylon pantyhose #sexy nylons #nylonlegs #natural titts #tongue

[robinmage]

personally i think a super important part of jinshi and maoamos relationship (esp at the beginning of the series, though still true) is how they both have had really negative experiences regarding sexually/romantically-natured exchanges. maomao grew up in a brothel, shes seen probably every situation possible under the sun of women being abused, manipulated, lied to, and used for a mans personal benefit. and as such, the typical "sweep her off her feet with honeyed words and false promises" approach doesnt work on her at all, because shes already seen 101 different ways that can go wrong. subconsciously or not, she just instinctively knows that those 'fake'-like people cant be trusted.

jinshi, due to his characteristically beautiful face, has had no shortage of admirers during his time at the rear palace. women that invite him to their room in the evening, give him food with blood or hair or whatever in it, gifts him literal aphrodisiacs. hes willing to use his beauty to get what he wants (never unreasonably, though) but it becomes evident later that he certainly has some kind of complex about it. hes only 19(?) at the beginning of the series, and hes already been working in the rear palace for long enough to garner a strong reputation. the only people hes close to is gaoshun and MAYBE gyokuyou. to him, it probably seems like everyone else only cares about how pretty he is, and ignoring anything beyond that.

and so he meets maomao, who reacts to his advances not just coldly, but with obvious disdain. she sees RIGHT through his false flirty demeanour, and seems to be one of the only few people to do so. he doesnt expect that, and that interests him. not being attracted to his face is, in jinshis eyes, a key trait to have in order to work with him. he seeks maomaos counsel time and time again (bc he likes his new toy but also) because he trusts her to work WITH him, not FOR him; actually using her head to figure out what the best conclusion is, instead of just blindly following him and giving him whatever she thinks would make him happy with her.

after it becomes obvious to him that absolutely none of his advances will work on maomao, he really tones it down and they enter what i call their "bonding stage", which is mostly just dealing with situations around the inner and outer court together. thats where the foundation of their relationship really starts to grow; jinshi values maomao for her intellect and straightforward attitude, and maomao values jinshi for being a genuinely kind and hardworking person. they start to hold each other in higher esteem because they actually see each others real selves, and likewise appreciate that finally someone can see them beyond that metaphorical impersonal veil.

#i have to stop here i have to make another post. #sorry this turned out longer than i thought #i have SO much to say about these two #and also i want them to make out #sloppy style. with tongue #the apothecary diaries

[localicecreambiter]

I did not expect to spend all day on this considering its a shitpost but here we are

they are literally shane and ryan i dont know what you mean

#my art #loz #legend of zelda #linked universe #the legend of zelda #ravio #albw ravio #lu legend #lu ravio #i love these two #theyre so good together #a pointy hat #a broom stick #three newts #a lizards tongue #eyeballs!! #the amount of times i listened to that making this #ok im gonna post before i add more tags

[canisalbus]

Shit I love those gay dogs they're in my head all day 😭😭😭😭

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#HAH #yes #get plagued by visions of kissy-huggy palsy-walsy dog people #(I say that like I wasn't suffering from the exact same ailment) #their little silly string tongues shaking hands #gghwkh #or alternatively just fully devouring each others faces because getting two long snouted dogs to smooch effectively #is not an easy task #as previously discussed #answered #scary-sheriff #gift art #own characters #Machete #Vasco

[see-arcane]

Van Helsing: “Mina you should not be involved any further for safety’s sake—“

Jonathan, thinking: Yes, she shouldn’t be put in Dracula’s reach, good good good—

Van Helsing: “—helpful as you’ve been every step of the way, you do still have a chronic case of Being a Girl and so cannot be trusted to keep up with us men and our man-work.”

Jonathan, personal heroes including Mina, Scheherazade, and Mina again, grinding his teeth into dust: …That Is. :) A Way to Frame It. :)

#there’s also the social caste element in play I think #yes the Harkers have been instrumental #but they don’t have the numbers and resources on VH and the Suitor Squad do #likewise their general standing #quick friends or not; the Harkers feel they have to bite their tongues now (and in ensuing scenes) when the social more wedge gets driven #between them ~for their own good~ #even so #you know these two are chafing #not looking forward to the next few days… #dracula #dracula daily #re: dracula #jonathan harker #abraham van helsing #mina harker

[ingravinoveritas]

We finally got a comment from David about what it was like kissing Michael and it's the headline in this Guardian article. I need 5 to 7 business days to process this...

#david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #good omens 2 #when i tell you that i screamed #of course Michael was thrilled #and i love that David knows this without even thinking about it #there's teasing the fandom and then there's whatever these two are doing #also i am now completely convinced tongue was involved #amazing #they are perfect together your honor #i need to lie down #ineffable lovers #discourse

[medievill]

the fact that ed can stand there in the jungle looking with big dopey disney eyes at stede's disappearing form as he runs off, LEAVING HIM THERE ALONE, ON LAND, telling him to WAIT, and he just TRUSTS. THAT STEDE WILL COME BACK??? no. no I'm sorry I have expired

#these two make me want to chew through my own tongue #the fucking writing like. goddamn #this absolute masterclass in romance (the genre) #these nightmare boys. i would die for them #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd spoilers #ofmd season 2 spoilers #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #ed x stede #stede x ed

[lucys-fur]

#tongue #split #split tongue #tonguesplit #tongue split #forked tongue #tongue bifurcation #two tongues #thegirlwithtwotongue #sexy

[poser-in-a-parkuhh]

I need you here with me

I need you just to see me

I need you here with me

Yeah it is only a dream to me

#music #two tongues #tremors #I dream big 😏

[duodamsel]

#sexy tease #beauttiful girls #beauties #tumblr girls #two is better than one #perfect butt #great butt #bikni girls #beautiful body #sexy bikni #bikinis #thongbutt #thonglover #round bum #natural body #great body #amazing body #tongue #girl love #blond girl #naugthy girl #sexy nasty #freak nasty