#two thirds across

[theemeraldforesthideout]

June

#own photo #2 hours ago #I like how #two thirds across #that sort of light/dark divide appears #especially in the water #weirdly defined #woods #forest #nature #field #june 2023 #late spring #early summer #walks #adventures #gloucestershire #nature photography #original photography #lensblr #light #shadows #outdoors #june

[burnt-squid]

old spiderverse art i never posted!

#the first two were a part of a three part series i made surrounding gwen and her interpersonal relationships #the first one is her loss of peter #second was around her (temporary) loss of a relationship with her dad #third was supposed to be miles but i got lazy✋🏽💀 #so that’s not there #oh yeah there’s a miguel sketch i made while testing out procreate brushes #and just some character interactions!!! #spiderverse #spider man across the spiderverse #spiderman across the spiderverse #atsv #smatsv #gwen stacy #miles morales #hobie brown #peter parker #<- I GUESS? #miguel o'hara #spiderverse fanart #squid draws #my spiderverse fanart is making the rounds again so i thought i might just post these haha #YOU GUYS IN THE TAGS ARE SO SWEET TYSM <3

[humming-fly]

I know I've thought of a good shitpost when the premise is only funny to me and maybe three other people

#i bet you all thought i'd do an fma crossover first huh? Foolish. kirby shitpost attack #malevolent #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #john doe #comic #my art #doodles #kirby #not shown is john describing a waddle dee to arthur in the worst way possible #'oh arthur....' #'it's a small orange creature - unlike anything from your world' #'it stands maybe one foot high and moves with an odd gait - its limbs sliding across its body as if disconnected' #'fleshy protrusions on both of its sides sway with it...almost like limbs that have been amputated - leaving just the stumps' #'oh god arthur...its face...' #'two long wet eyes sit in the center of its body - they're drawn and pulled in an uneven shape' #'it's pupils fill the bottom two thirds of each long oval' #'the rest of the face or head is featureless and smooth - it has no mouth only tan stretched skin that looks pliant to the touch' #'arthur...it's Staring Right. At. Us.' #waddle dee: wanya

[baldursyourgate]

"average wizard tend to blow up and has the life expectancy is of a gnome in war" factoid actualy just statistical error. average wizard explodes 0 times per year. Minthara Baenre, who lived in cave & has a wizard uncle who blew up at least 3 times, is an outlier adn should not have been interviewed

#I've only come across two instances of gromph blowing himself up (partially once and totally the second time) #but I wouldn't be surprise if there's a third time #lore #minthara

[beanmochiii]

third life ending so poetic man

#ive seen a lot of art thats very dynamic of the ending which always looks sick and i love it #but after watching it i really wanted to capture the feeling of two minecraft guys punching eachother while saying sorry #the minecraft aspect is actually so important 😭 i think because it takes attention away from body language and really emphasizes dialogue #but i didnt wanna just redraw the minecraft screenshot blocky and all lmao so i tried to convey the feeling. i hope it comes across #zoomed in second picture is because im proud of the hands but also its very good imagery of scar making grian win i thinks #my art #third life spoilers #third life #third life fanart #desert duo #desert duo fanart #/r or /p idc #life series #life series fanart #trafficblr #blood #bare chest #grian fanart #grian #goodtimeswithscar fanart #goodtimeswithscar #gtws #gtws fanart

[godbirdart]

it’s me. back yelling about artists and their amazing artwork again.

last night i found out the brother of the orca sculptor i've been yellin about made a small sea serpent!!

it’s listed as Sisiutl [Sisiutl has three heads i’m sure, but to be fair i am an outsider who only knows a fleeting crumb of lore so don’t take my word on it]

regardless,, LOOK AT THEM,,, i absolutely ADORE the woodwork and paint ;; the linework on it is SO Clean it is simply *chefs kiss*

#also what a neat legendary creature #there's usually two to three heads #one on each end and often a third in the middle #i love learning about my neighbours and hearing their stories #even if said neighbours are far across and past the mountains from me #please excuse me as i yell about artists and their craftsmanship

[shorlinesorrows]

qpr jean and neil. that's all i'm gonna say.

do you see my vision?

#i might add onto this later but right now I'm too busy crying #“misplaced forever partner” ARE YOU KIDDING ME THAT DESTROYED ME #neil ordering a hit to keep jean safe changed my brain chemistry #i need them to be friends #i need them to call each other and gossip and send each other stupid memes that only they understand #i need them to slowly grow closer as they heal until one day they can finish each other's sentences #and they ocassionally make super dark jokes about their trauma out of the blue (they bet on how people will react competitively) #i need them to call each other derogatory names but get Super Upset whenever anyone else talks shit about the other and offer to kill them #and i would love them to reclaim the spots next to each other that riko set #and make them their own #they're not partners on the court but they sure as hell are partners in life #the mcs ever #at one point andrew and jeremy are just looking at each other across a table at a restaurant as these two bicker #and realize they have somehow both become the Third Wheel despite the fact that 1) there's four of them and 2) jean and neil aren't dating #the amount of queer platonic pining i could fit in these traumatized people #the: “i'm lowkey obsessed with you but I Really don't like you romantically and I don't know what to do with it” #and the: “oh thank hell me too i thought i was even weirder than i already am. wanna go harass the fbi with me?" #jeremy and andrew watch this trainwreck both exasperatedly and proudly you can't convince me otherwise #cannot convince me that these four won't somehow end up living in each others pockets even if they live 1000 miles away #kevin pops in frequently as his usual wonderful diva self #anyway i'm going insane how yall doing #neil josten #jean moreau #all for the game #the sunshine court

[izloveshorses]

day one in paris (if their hotel had a pool)

#anastasia broadway #anastasia musical #anastasia #fan art #my art #iz draws #memes #vlad honestly deserves this vacation after traveling across half of europe with his two stupid kids #who made him third wheel and Endure being in the middle of their pining #and before that they spent months living together and he had to listen to their *bickering*!!!!!! #my guy was ready for a break ahdlsfjk #even if that means his stupid son has to drown #ngl i gave myself a good giggle with this one aslkdhfj #the most effort i've spent on One joke

[spockandawe]

i ate'nt dead

Here's a VERY mediocre midnight picture where i managed to lose the reflection on the foil i was photographing while catching it for every other book on the table, but! BUT! I haven't forgotten this all exists. All the binderary books are ready to photograph, as soon as I can scrub the green paint from my fingers, apply new polish to the nails, clean a table, and find a few minutes when I'm not running late for a meeting. This year has been.... so tired and lethargic, but simultaneously, so overstuffed and frantic. Honestly not super into it!!!!

#the other two thirds of my books are on a table across the room #an impossible gap to cross #yes this is misvil at least.... v3. yes i still have all of them. no I haven't finished tooling v2. what about it #this one tho.... so teeny tiny #i should have turned my own tooling graphic into the cricut covers for these tbh #jk im not weeding that #i am NEVER doing half-legal again if I can help it #every part of these was a huge pain #except the snake leather that was a doll

[pharawee]

Boss Thawatchanin as BU & Gap Jakarin as DA — NORRASING (2023) · pt. 1/2

#norrasing #norrasing the series #boss thawatchanin #gap jakarin #gap jakkarin #norrasingedit #thai bl #thai drama #bl drama #bl series #my edits. #no subs we gif like europeans #here it is - the gifset(s) i made just for me #because i'm probably the only one who watched this lmao #negl you're not missing out on much #these two were the best part of the whole cheesy fantasy series #and they only really show up in the third part #i came across some tweets by their writer and he was incredibly excited for this pairing #and also it's boss so i started watching #(plus gap is going to be in idolfactory's the sign) #i regret nothing these two are angst and h/c personified #they're reincarnated demon besties/boyfies #only of course they don't learn until later and it's delicious~

[ghost-proofbaby]

things i said today during my shift completely out of context that were very coffee shop blues!eddie coded:

“why don’t we just pick our least favorite ocean and destroy it instead of saving them? we have seven of them anyways.”

“i don’t know man i think the vibes of the sharks in the atlantic are off”

“the prophecy told me if i get one more lavender matcha, i get to kill myself. it’s true.”

“no”

“the guy who said ‘welcome to chili’s’ is just welcoming everyone to a different chili’s now!”

some of these are funnier with context honestly

#i don’t know what the hell i was on today but i was being extra goofy #i was making all of my coworkers laugh nonstop and this isn’t even my peak funny #this was just me losing my filter after putting my two weeks in #the first two and last one had a coworker in tears like damn okay 😭😭😭 #the third was the realest i threatened to chuck our matcha across the store #ghost talks too much (but it’s related to eddie so it’s fine) #coffee shop blues #i will find a way to include the ocean conversation into an installment with context

[loverboybrightsideghost]

[pronounces zoscar like nascar]

#rqg #i love hopping into tumblr dot com and posting every third stupid fucking though that crawls across my mind 👍🏼 #it's my blog i do what i want and i want to be annoying about my interests :) #bluebird.txt #n e ways drawing a little thing i might actually post bc it's coming out so good. turns out tracing drawings of oscar wilde for like an hou #pays off!!! #now i just gotta draw zolf for like two hours to figure out exactly what he looks like

[oseike]

And lo, the sacrificial lamb

Tied gently by shepherd hands

When of love so defiled, does it weep?

God bends a hand

And by command

Its precious life on cold stone seep

Divinity and sacrifice intertwine

Tell me, in such soft night where gentle stars shine

Does the beloved lamb cry?

#twsb #third wheel strikes back #cw blood #blood #tw blood #cw: blood #tw: blood #i dont know if theres a standard way to write those warnings uM #anyway this isn't any scene from the story it's more symbolic than anything #unless something happens in the future!! lol #poem is my own #if i knew of a poem to quite i would have used that instead but i do not! and i couldnt find a good psalm to get my idea across #anyway i do wonder about jesse's purpose in the “story” of the world #both og jesse and the current jesse #the og died of course by protecting prince cedric in war #but what is the plan for the current jesse #what role is he meant to play hmmm? i look forward to finding out #and what happened to og jesse #what narrative is being told with these two #oseiart #jesse venetiaan

[cave-monkey]

It dawns on me that the journey to the west took 5,040 days exactly, right, and while the book goes from tribulation to tribulation, there were still only 81 of those. And they were missing one when they got there. And some of the tribulations Tripitaka went through happened before the journey even started.

So, even being generous and saying that most of the tribulations that occurred during the actual journey could be said to have taken a few days to handle each, that's still only about 10% of the journey. A tribulation was anything that happened that put Tripitaka in danger or presented any sort of obstacle to him. Anything even remotely exciting would have fallen into that ~10%, and nothing else could have happened, because otherwise they wouldn't have gotten west one moderate inconvenience and/or major trauma short of the prize. (I mean, unless the thing that happened managed to not involve Tripitaka at all in any way, but that's very hard to do when you are all attached at the hip.)

Holy cow they really were just walking. ALL THAT TIME. No wonder Zhu Bajie was stirring the pot at any given opportunity. It was literally the only thing to do.

#jttw personal #how did they not kill each other #I was thinking about this while still picking at chapter 27 #tripitaka was super gullible in that chapter in a sort of inexcusable way but also #it sooooort of makes sense when you think like #statistically #across the whole journey they could have gone moooonths between demons #years even #and suddenly sun wukong's claiming to have killed 3 (they didn't know it was the same demon) in a row in one morning? #even if tripitaka HAD believed him (or just harbored doubts) after the first one how likely was it the second was the case? or the THIRD? #obviously the evidence was in his face but couple the idea that their encounters with demons were actually SUPER rare #with the fact that tripitaka still had major trust issues with sun wukong from the fact he HAD trusted sun wukong previously #only to have that trust pretty solidly broken #and tripitaka's probably operating on a level of 'fool me once' hyper-vigilance against him that actually makes zhu bajie seem reasonable #I mean who are you going to trust? you and your own shitty judgement when you've already been wrong about the guy once before? #or the DEMON who probably knows more about DEMON MAGIC than you? #tripitaka's got TWO expert consults telling him two wildly opposing things but only ONE of them's seriously burned him in the past #(while the third expert consult and tie-breaker is notably abstaining. gdit sha wujing.) #anyway the characterization here is actually really good #tripitaka doesn't know the story framing - WE know something's up because otherwise we wouldn't have a story about it - #but tripitaka doesn't realize he's in a book #and I'm just saying tripitaka is being less foolish than the meta knowledge of being The Reader makes him seem #still a total brat though #he's definitely letting his own pride and hurt (and like...trauma) bias him against sun wukong unfairly #which is something he needs to work on and IS something that he pays for #(even with the bandits: expecting sun wukong to behave to tripitaka's standards of morality prior to TEACHING him those standards) #(wasn't fair. but also when he *tried* to address it sun wukong got angry and took off. and then tried to kill him. so.) #it's just interesting and whoever told this story originally was clearly putting a lot of thought into what it would be like #to actually be in these guys' shoes. Like ugh. HOW is this book so good?

[andthebeanstalk]

I can't believe Janelle Monae is the new Mona Lisa! Couldn't have happened to a more deserving gay!!

#glass onion #janelle monae #glass onion spoilers #helen brand #rian johnson #original #her work means so much more to me than literally any classical painting ever has #hell. the same could be said of their face - truly as a person a work of art #in my opinion the movie basically does end by saying wake up boys new Mona Lisa just dropped! #and I love it. I love the music. I love that art history nerds confirmed it is supposed to be the real Mona Lisa #I love this movie making the statement that no piece of property could possibly be worth more than human life #and juxtaposing a lifeless painting with a person who is very much living and taking action and improving the world #and I love the way that the Mona Lisa looks almost as though she approves of it in the way Helen looked at her approvingly earlier on. #it's like these two women are sharing a knowing smile across centuries #but it is the real and living one who has something to fight for #I'm STILL on my third watch of the movie because I have to pause every 10 minutes to post about it on Tumblr #I simply have to there's no other way! 😅 #i regret nothing.

[fangirloverlode]

What if I told you you I was working on a bimbo spidersona. What then.

Ignore the fact that I can’t draw digitally to save my life, this is just a prototype. Her name is Kandi Parker, AKA Pink Prowler (no connection to Aaron, it’s a spider breed.) Her web shooters are attached to and hidden under her sleeves (hence the big jacket) and the actual nozzle is exposed so it’s not limited. The webs are glittery. Would her design work at all in the real world? Hell no. She’d break her neck swinging in those heels. That doesn’t matter though.

#I was possessed by the spirit of scene queen #spidersona #spider man across the spider verse #I’ve only watched the last two thirds of that movie #so I’ll also tag #Spider-Man into the spider verse #GHHGGRR I love her so much #bimbo spider