WOAH what do you mean i just got my period? and i felt like killing myself the entire past week because of it? weird... just like last month. well! let's forget about it again!
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Animal of the Day!
Desert Rain Frog (Breviceps macrops)
(Photo by Rohit Jain)
Conservation Status- Near Threatened
Habitat- Western South Africa coast
Size (Weight/Length)- 6 cm
Diet- Insects
Cool Facts- The squealing of the desert rain frog caused quite a stir on the internet a few years back, sounding more like a squeaky toy than a frog. These circular frogs make their home along the coast of Namibia and South Africa where fog is common. This fog soaks into their skin, allowing them to stay in their burrows for the majority of the year rather than searching for water. During the monsoon season, the desert rain frog emerges in mass and displays its impressive song for all to hear. Strangely enough, desert rain frogs do not start as tadpoles and are simply hatched as tiny frogs from to a lack of freshwater. Due to a mix of diamond mining and tourism, desert rain frog populations are slowly dropping.
Rating- 14/10 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBkWhkAZ9ds)
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My Turnip 28 Snobs! I've been rotating between them for Toff proper depending on the Cult I'm playing. To make them more visible on the field, I haven't mucked them up much.
First up: General Toussaint Maximilian Bolivar the 52nd
Favorite Cult: Slugs Lament, Knights of Shellwood, Lopers of Maudlin Marsh
The General sees him self as a great leader, master story teller, and theatrical genius. For every event he has a story from long ago that he will regale you with. Sure, his stories are long-winded, and they often distract him from the issue at hand but they are truly entertaining.
Next up: the first of the twins: Captain Charles "Cluck" Thadeus
Favorite Cult: Fungivorous Herd, Red Ribon Society,Temple of Swellings
While many will hide mutations in disgust or for manners, not Cluck. Cluck wears his chicken arm as a badge of honor. He sees his mutation as a spiritual connection to the noble fowl and a sign on how to live his everyday. Does not the chicken protect both man and root from flul insect parasites? Do they not provide sustenance and warn us of the rising sun? Will the rooster not give his life to protect his flock?
Cluck sees himself as the destined hero of the people, foul and the root.
Finally, the other twin: Jennifer Mantis Thadeus
Favorite Cults: Brotherhood of Greed, Grand Bombard, Feast of Chardbys
Jennifer is Cluck's opposite. She is a rat bastard cut-throat killer who enjoys inflicting pain and suffering on the world. Her troops see her as the devil, and she revels in it.
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Sorry i havent posted a lot.. its my parents 25th wedding anniversary on Wednesday so theres been a lot of planning and stuff to do🥹 and tbh im starting to get a little stressed with that and lil man to take care of, so have been doing as little as possible when ive had some quiet time anywho i will hopefully be more active soon😍
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color palette for the song “the Great War” by Taylor Swift, thank you <33
806876 || #c16b74 || #e4b593 || #e5d0ca || #97909b
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jesus christ my birthday is in four days
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the way he’s the definition of the “jim you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you” meme
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i get to eat cake 2 days in a row thanks mom for turning 48
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