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free my boy taeho he did nothing wrong #taehogoat 4 life!!

YOUR MAN LOOKS LIKE HE WAS ABOUT TO SNEEZE AND COULDN'T SNEEZE AND JUST LOOKS LIKE THAT INSTEAD TO TRY AND RECOVER THE NONEXISTENT FACE HE HAS IN FRONT OF CELL 4 AFTER THE CTF MATCH 😭

#hand jumper #webtoon #taeho gyeon #EWWWWWWW #asks #i'm sending your guy to the shadow realm every word that comes out of his mouth brings second hand embarrassment to him and his family #i'd even bet they can hear his fumbles a mile away #he can't score maidens #he can't score sirs #he can't score CTF wins #he can't even score points for his cell #when has he ever won? never!!!!!! #tis his fate to be the guy who furthers the plot! #even if it's taking the hit as the probably most hated character in the hj fandom #though for a nepobaby he's doing a good job at it ig #taehogoat4shortenedlifespan

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ooc hand jumper fp spoilers but this what it feels like rn.

#hand jumper #webtoon #sighs #no character tags this time if i tag it it'll be spoilers spoilers #but the children already know #and the children who don't should sell their souls for wealth to purchase to support sleepacross and for their own peace of mind #that the cook is cooking #it's in the pot #it's simmering #it's boiling #it's going and it's going great #and when the sacred day comes i will post that one image people can post and immediately know who i'm talking abt if they were on hj server #another plug for hj server btw please consider if you're old enough it's very silly and awesomesauce #but disregarding that believe it or not my weekly resolution(i say as test season is about to kick my ass) #is to like not be dead #even if you were on hj server i am chronically online #SIGHS #when will my wife come back....... #in 15 million years.... #when.......... #tho def after testing season and placement tests and after summer classes i'll be like not dead #or try #today gets to be the single built different day bc as there is no hw it is CLEANING TIME!!!!!! #if that even makes sense #idk if bros even read these but if you do i am so sorry to you in advance

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this one gets to escape, you'd already know what the others were atp. [disperses into particles]

#hand jumper #samin lee #yesol na #and if i said hear me on yesol guys #look shes a girlfail 100% fail rate in her every appearance so far bIt also have you considered she is pookie TO ME #like literally it's either i lock in like a sleeper agent like a mouse smelling that good cheese or i simply need to explotar #dw she isn't the worst one I'll promise you that but you gotta trust me on this one GOTTA BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL DELIVER #[secondhand embarrassment] #LOVE TO SEE IT THOUGH SHE'S SO GOOFY TO ME OK #that's it thats the post i love yesol #there's my post for the month ig #anything else JOIN THE DISCORD FASTPASS HAND JUMPER RIGHT THIS INSTANT AND ASK. #im literally like a mouse to cheese just summon me with something silly or ping. #or you know what. #LITERALLY IT'S SO EASY #also pls i would like to have civil and sane discussions[lying] abt[come here] hand jumper[LET ME INFECT YOU WITH THE ROT.]

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losing my mind rn what does this mean what do you mean😭

I finna ➰➰➰〰️〰️〰️➿➿➿〰️➰➿➿➿➰➿➰➰💱💱➿➿〰️〰️➰ yo ass onb 😭😭💯💯

WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THIS.

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i can't believe i come back momentarily from the dead and it's with more cancerous memes. Two versions bc god had other plans, none which included not having both of these.

#hand jumper #juni chang #ishaan cha #where my juni enjoyers at #did i ever mention i was the qpr ishjun guy i probably should've hung that up in a sign as a warning in advance #i don't f around with these bros they're my little guys they're the scunkledoodles #they're everything and i'll actually fight you on them if i see something egregious or slanderous of them #they're my children they're my little DSM-5 case studies they're my little sillies i keep in the petri dish #whether they beat each other up or talk crap is up to sleepacross tho they my only hope #the fp got me acting up i'm on the delulu cocaina i need to be shot #shot down or shot dead pick one just PLEASE end my suffering #WHO IS THE CELL 3 MENTOR JUST END MY SUFFERING INSTEAD OF HOLDING CELL 3 CRUMBS OVER MY HEAD #AND IF ONLY JUNI IS OVERSEEING THEM OR THEY'RE GOING IN UNSUPERVISED I'LL EXPLODE #STRAIGHT UP. #SHOOT ME DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH #sighs #i could've been simping over that one panel of sayeon like everyone else #not the mirror one or the sayjin flirting kismesis ass vacillating btw #you guys should fp just try it i swear you won't regret it #use the magical powers..... #share the burden......... #i as your personal demon that makes rounds around your head approve of this please #consider throwing some coins or 28 for even more brainrot i'm like dying in a corner and WILL die in a corner waiting for tuesday #also i have testing next week too i think hj is just cursed like that #we love to see it though

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I finna ➰➰➰〰️〰️〰️➿➿➿〰️➰➿➿➿➰➿➰➰💱💱➿➿〰️〰️➰ yo ass onb 😭😭💯💯

WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THIS.

#asks #IDK BRO #PLS BRO I DO NOT SPEAK SQUIGGLY NOODLES

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are the british real?

no..............they're as real as the australians.........................to imply the british are real are to imply that a person steps into a mall, builds a tent in a mall and claims themself as the mall dweller, and all those who challenge such shall be vaporised to nothing but a mushy chicken tender. do they hold their promise? yes they do!!!!! and all those who come after them are deemed mall dwellers under the sole prospect that they were born in the mall. But are babies born in disney world called disney dwellers?

#not hand jumper for once can you believe it guys #this is cancerous look away actually #rambles #geriatric rambles #WE MAKING IT TO THE 9TH CIRCLE WITH THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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behold, another thing no one will understand except the stringly mold sillies in my mind.....tis an enigma....

#hand jumper #webtoon #juni chang #sayeon lee #min woo #ryujin kang #cell 3 ig #ishaan cha #if hj tumblr bros even exist consider the wild west of the hj discord server as well i swear it gets silly in there sometimes #moreso when there's actual episodes #ok now i will give SLIGHT context on this cancerous meme since it was a fic idea originally because believe it or not i used to have a brai #but the thoughts won #YES ISHAAN CAN BAKE #YES HE WAS BAKING WITH TSUBAKI AND DAHEE BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO HELP OUT #YES TAEHO AND JUNGWOO ARE THOSE MFS WHO WAIT IN THE LIVING ROOM UNTIL IT'S DONE TO EAT THEM #THEY ARE THOSE LITTLE ASSHOLES TO *ME* #and every time they win i make a shitty shitpost instead to compromise for the lack of comprehensive ideas in my brain #and idk how to format hcs tbh #and i'd take a bullet to the head than let them leak from my brain #it's chrisler man idk what to say #cell 4 gets to hype up christmas and go shopping on a budget or window shopping #but since juni's that good at finding those obscure gift stores that have almost anything for dirt cheap you BET she got cell 4 silly stuff #and she got one for ishaan but she'll tell cell 4 she gets 2 because she's the one with the card #no one questions this #peace and love #good day ig?? #until again???? #idk what else to tag #inconsistency is my specialty and i'm one to live up to it so forgive me on that one

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previous version of this post got nuked by my computer i think this is a sign from god to stop becoming ill over fictional women but brother i am in stage 4

#hand jumper #juni chang #webtoon #your mom #idk bros we are so doomed #this is the part where my writer's block clutches my back and both images of what i can write are stormy castles #if we remember this exists and once The Outlines™ finish their fight to the death #throwing myself off a cliff #it's literally a circle rn #IT'S A CIRCLEEEEEEEEEEE #WE'RE NEVER GETTING PAST OUTLINES AND SKELETON SCENARIOS IT'S SO OVER #IT'S BUNGOVER #the way i shouldn't even be typing rn i should be practicing RICE[or riz if you're french] #but no slight tendon tear will stop me from agonizing on the internet over fictional characters i guess #BUT THE CIRCLEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HER BIRTHDAY POST 😭

#hand jumper #sayeon lee #miyeon sang #bruh. #memes on my computer and i forget to post what has this world come to #supposed ryujin lover posts anything but ryujin i'm a failure and should be smited #failure to society/failure to school/FAILURE TO THE SAYEON NATION #my middle name should be failure #it should. #yepperoni my dude. #i should just do more stuff like this as exercise tbh #hell to the yeah.

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letting this breach containment.

#hand jumper #juni chang #ishaan cha #do people even use his first name or is he relegated officer cha for now and forever #the way i forgot i had tumblr #THE WAY I FORGOT I HAD HJ MEMES ON MY COMPUTER. #THE WAY THE SAYEON BIRTHDAY POST WAS NEVER POSTED ON HER BIRTHDAY. #well on discord yeah but now the joke is lost. #still debating on making this a meme acc or a hj rambling acc #if you have any constructive criticism #questions or just wanna make sure i'm alive just ask me ig #the masses aren't ready yet for these two i'm afraid #me neither tho tbh #s2 is gonna kick my ass if ishaan finally gets his 1/16th of internal monologue #give him the instructor sang treatment and i WILL explode #sayeon shitpost next ig i'm so mad at myself now actually #but their queerplatonic situationship bewitched me #or their situationship swag whatever floats your boat i don't discriminate #also if anyone understands what ishaan's handle means i will give you a hug i was giggling making it #if no one gets it my lame ass will cry

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FINALLY. THIRD ACT. IT'S BEEN 3000 YEARS, I'VE FINALLY ESCAPED THE BUILDUP DUNGEONS INTO THREE SECONDS OF DIALOGUE THAT IS ACTUAL PLOT EVENTS, PRAISE BE TO THE WRITING GODS!

#hand jumper #DIALOGUE #LIKE THE LAND YOU FIND AFTER MONTHS OF SEA #ryujin mention of the day ig but lord knows how many days i missed they probably though i was dead and i technically was #The Horrors™ persisted but through pure hubris so did i #they say the first work is the worst work and brother i am serving that right #the cops are gonna find my rotting corpse #and they will only find the delusional folders of side character brain rot in the remains of my freshly burnt living quarters #born with a curse and the curse was fixating on two people's 5 minutes and 32 seconds of screentime respectively and obsessing over it #when i finally finish this i can finally force the peoples to listen to the queerplatonic situationship that juni and ishaan have going on #only in my deranged mind #only thing that kept me alive this month was this and that game i've waiting for really #BUT THE HORIZON IS UPON US LADS #terrible writing dumpster fire /hj coming soon near you #if i can proofread in time since i forgot contemporary literature actually condemns huge paragraphs

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excerpt from a WIP fic for Hand Jumper ig, it definitely turned out more comedic than actually serious, but just pretend it's the non-canon halloween special that came from the backrooms with how full of rot it's gonna be.

#my school exams are kicking my ass #not stopping the grind though don't get it twisted #don't take any stem courses kids it forces you to recite the codon wheel and respective amino acids and stop codons from memory #hand jumper #ryujin mention of the day ig #still have no idea what i'm gonna fill this place with yet but it'll be my little silly public archive to forcefully motivate me to write #lint-ass looking bob came to me either in a dream or someone already said it #if they're real and i ever find them they get a shout out though #I FORGOT WHAT THE HAND JUMPER THING WAS CALLED DAMN #i'll remember eventually though my thoughts comes back like william afton

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in this house we stan ryujin.

#how the hell do you tag #hand jumper #webtoon