Hannibal being the best psychiatrist ever by sitting you in his lap and fucking you with his fingers until you cum when you tell him how stressed and overwhelmed you've been lately.
Because obviously the best remedy for that is a good orgasm.
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The most recent chapter leaks for JJK have been a gift for Sukuita shippers.
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Been thinking a lot about Kylo in reference to my past weekend plans
I visited my sister to see fall out boy and was unfortunately very horny the ENTIRE weekend so I had fun thinking about either
A. Him coming with me and fucking me into the mattress of the guest bedroom, his hand over my mouth to keep me quiet. Which comes with the added fun of him meeting my Dad LMAO
or
B. Him staying home, and spending all night and all of my first day back home completely destroying me. Making up for the time lost. But also getting back at me for being a horny tease over text while I was gone
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Im so American it's unreal
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retro sci-fi guytora inspired by an outfit doodle I did in the middle of the night
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Ziyal: Father, I have something to tell you
Dukat: ...
Ziyal: Don't you have anything to say?
Dukat: I fear if I say anything it will only encourage whatever you're about to say to become worse
Ziyal: But will you *listen*?
Dukat, sighing: Yes, Ziyal. I'm listening
Ziyal: I'm dating someone you might not approve of
Dukat: Oh god, not the Sisko boy. Please. Anyone else
Ziyal: ...Anyone?
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smh can't fucking believe i'm getting queerbaited in 2024
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Finally watched the Barbie movie 💕
Fit inspo | Retro dolls
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I have turned the jli into marketable plushies
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*In a universe where Shinichiro avoided Kazutora's attack*
Shinichiro, looking at Kazutora: What’s your name, Kid?
Kazutora, whispering to Baji: I must give him my real name?
Baji: After what you almost did? YES!
Kazutora: I’m… Keisuke Baji.
Shinichiro:
Baji:
Kazutora: ?
Baji, whispering to himself: I can't believe he did that.
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When I say I want Bruce Wayne fics, Tumblr, I mean literally any version that isn't Robert Pattinson's
As much as I love him I hate how much I did not enjoy that movie 😭
Anyway I'm here to be horny over playboy DILF vibe Bruce okay
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Listening to two eldritch-y podcasts is the same time is wild. All I can imagine is Arthur walking into the desert in the Dreamlands and just.
"A stranger has entered our friendly desert community Listers. A stranger with a passenger it seems. His eyes don't focus on... Anything really! I wonder how he found his way here Night vale"
It's driving me mental and there's no fanfiction of the crossover on AO3. Cries - John would probs get so mad, Cecil knowing *everything*
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Was thinking about a Modern fantasy type AU with Geralt and Jaskier
Geralt still does Witcher stuff, but like it's comical because he's keeping these big monsters out of Walmart and shit xD
Jaskier is a travelling musician who does pop up shows wherever Geralt has a job. In true bard fashion, his songs are played on an enchanted instrument that makes people more willing to give good tips. So money is good between the both of them
And me? Do you think I could bribe a wizard to make me a catgirl because I would definitely do that and just travel the country with my boyfriends 😌
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I've been playing One Piece
I've been playing One Piece World Seeker a lot recently, it's the funnest game I've played in a long while
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I'm at the start of Season 6 and Dukat and Kira's relationship when it comes to Ziyal is like a divorced couple in the worst way possible
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