#top of utah

[stromer]

call me crazy... but i think hockey belongs in the desert idk

#just like. absolutely gutted that some little kid lost their favorite hockey team today #coolest jerseys in the league... AURA that's just absolutely unmatched on all regards. gone like that #the genuine lack of empathy i've encountered reading comments and what not. these people are actual sickos.... do they even SEE IT? #and ownership ONLY TOLD THE PLAYERS/STAFF BECAUSE THE RELOCATION NEWS GOT LEAKED!!!!!!!!! waht the hell #staff/communities/families/writers/players etc etc are all losing something... like garyb can always Get Bent but these are real ppl! #pouring your heart out into a team for so many years; none of which have been easy just to get this in return #fucking utah.... to play in an arena that is literally not even built for hockey........ like we've lost the plot so incredibly bad esp whe #the top goal scorer in the league is literally from arizona LOL #say all you want abt yotes failing but they knew friendship... they knew love... they knew how to see the world in a grain of sand... #i'm not even a diehard yotes fan but this just blows and az deserves better than this

[le-velo-pour-dru]

MY SICK AS HECK GIFTS FROM THIS YEAR 🤩💖

#dru speaks #A PRETTY GOOD YEAR FOR GIFTS I'D SAY 😁🩷 #all this and then on top of that a trip to utah to see idkhow... pretty amazing 😊💖 #if you're not sure what something is feel free to ask me and i'll tell you :3 💖 #undescribed

[nothinggold13]

re: Spotify Wrapped

which is more embarrassing: that my one little Billie Piper binge over the summer elevated her to #3 on my Top Artists, or that apparently I listen to music like a Mormon?

#jk jk I listened to Billie Piper and enjoyed every minute of it #so it’s not cringe (even if I didn’t expect her to snag a spot in the top 3) #but having the same musical artist taste as PROVO UTAH!? THAT’S embarrassing

[galacticneighbor]

Whenever people ask me if I drank in high school I’m just gonna show them this map. I’m from Utah and I don’t think you could even BUY alcohol in my home town.

#like i have friends now who drank and did HARD DRUGS as teenagers and i was just living in a completely different reality #the subject comes up shockingly often #it does truly sound like i was living in a locked down cult compound when i try to explain my childhood to people who didnt grow up in utah #i do wonder whats going on in that one (1) county in the top right #pretty sure its not slc but it might be park city?? which makes sense bc ski town

[la-gordita-mas-bonita]

What is it about movies that are clearly catered towards cis het men but have thicc homoeroticism?

Like you can’t look me dead in the eye and tell me that Keanu Reeves Johnny Utah and Patrick Swayze Bodhi from Point Break(1991) weren’t literally eye fucking and pining in every scene.

Or TopGun: Maverick(2022) has Milles Tellers “Rooster” and Glen Powells “Hangman” weren’t always seconds away from fucking every time they intersected.

Like damn no one does it like a straight man movie.

#top gun movie #point break #young keanu #miles teller #bradley rooster bradshaw #rooster x hangman #bodhi rook #johnny utah #shipping

[lokilickedme]

The pure cuddly joy of spending a cold Colorado morning sending Instagram cat reels back and forth with the love of your life because he's in Utah for the week and you're not

#me n my stoner bitch are still doing just fine thanks #eight months and rolling #bootleg Thanksgiving #or as he calls it Happy National Genocide Day folks! #a day late but i woke up in a recliner in the upstairs of aomebody else's house last night with a prime rib headache in my stomach #and a nice neat row of empty local brew bottles on top of the tv where one of my kids was playing Call Of Duty with some big bald man with #Sam Elliott handlebar mustache #apparently dinner was one for the record books #pretty sure i remember there being like 30 people there and i refereed a dodgeball tournament upstairs with at least 45 children #and a kid named Reuben who kept throwing the football into the fireplace #and now my Stoner Bitch is in Utah laughing at me because he had to tell me how to do thanksgiving and apparently i did it wrong anyway #anyhow happy day after national genocide day everybody i hope you're as happy and content as I've been for the last eight months #*waves* #until next time

[dykehayleywilliams]

a weekend in utah won’t fix me or whatever the mountain goats said

#utah pros: top tier diet Dr Pepper access #utah cons: you have to live in utah #(feeing big mixed emotions about grief/change/nature/family/permanency)

[alliluyevas]

can’t believe i made a whole playlist on spotify about people traveling around the country specifically for use on our utah trip and my friends did not let me listen to it and instead forced me to listen to bad modern country music for most of 2 different 5-hour drives

#sadly as far as i know there are no songs specifically about roadtripping through utah but i have a lot of good songs about #traveling elsewhere. graceland paul simon city of new orleans willie nelson america simon and garfunkel probably my top 3 traveling songs #oh and midnight train to georgia

[selkiecoded]

its really awesome about how everything about the us' international policies is fucking evil and everything about the us' domestic policies is fucking evil

#i honestly might vomit with how angry i am. its not just the utah thing. its every fucking thing that happened in utah before and every #fucking thing thats happening in the world right now on top of the fucking utah thing. how can this just happen. why is this happening.

[machinavocis]

so

we will be moving to tucson arizona sometime this year around late april/early may

but i'm not buying a house yet. gonna start out in an apartment with a six-month lease, mostly just so that roommate can first Experience the Summer™

(we spent a week there in november & he REALLY loved it, was totally 100% raring to get out there asap, but i mulled it over for like another day before coming back with "alright. ok. see. in order for me to trust that this is truly an Informed Consent Choice, i feel like i need us to be there for Death Heat Season, & once we're in the middle of the 6 straight weeks of 110+ degree temperatures, if you can THEN, in THAT MOMENT, look me in the eye and say again YES I WOULD LIKE TO CONTINUE TO LIVE HERE--at THAT point we are GOOD & i am FULLY BACK ON BOARD.")

i do hate the idea of dealing with more rental nonsense, landlords, etc for another most-of-a-year, but like...this is objectively the smarter, more responsible path to take here. since my number one priority is to make super extra certain that roommate doesn't experience quality-of-life-worsening health complications from the climate & such. not to mention it WILL be WAY the fuck easier to house shop locally vs. from another state, plus i'll have time to scope out neighborhood vibes, read up on + get prepped for the whole ADU construction process, find a good realtor, etc.

i'm...actually lowkey hella optimistic about it. which has taken me a bit by surprise.

i had a lot of little experiences on that november trip that i just felt stack themselves up in my mind both logically &...almost spiritually..? & coalesce into this weird broad sweeping sense that This Choice Would Be a Correct One.

(not THE Correct One. i feel like--at least just for me--there are a couple different paths i could take that would feel Equally Correct. tbh if it was just me alone i'd probably be heading to either denver or seattle or chicago. (vetoed by roommate for being respectively Too High, Too Wet, & Too Cold--which, fair on all counts lol.)

more thinking-out-loud (via-blogging-in-silence) on this to come in the next couple months probably. all of january & the first half of february are Mini Death Work Blitz Time this year, so i have been & am still doing that. but one month from yesterday i will have launched TWO BIG OL WEBSITE PROJECTS & then i get paid ALL THE MONEY AT ONCE & then i'll probably sleep for like three days straight & THEN i'll have the headspace to start thinking about how many things need to get done in order for moving to successfully happen. :D fuck. :D :D

#The Not Utah House Quest #this will probably be my tag for it haha #i wrote that on top of our first color coded location pros & cons list as a joke & it stuck

[mermaidsirennikita]

I hate to say this because there are many fucking issues going on with the Murdaugh family (all of which are their own fault) but I do have to say as a lowcountry native a man being named Richard legally, going by Alex, and pronouncing it “Alec” is the most lowcountry shit I’ve ever seen

#topped only by having a son #who is a junior #called buster #my nana was called dec (pronounced deck) tho her name was neither of those things #my mom has never gone by her first name ever and the name she uses #is spelled differently from the name on her birth certificate #my papa went by his middle #all of this is better than the mormon names out in Utah tho

[exmojoe]

Not funeral potatoes getting slandered 😭

#Utah #mormoncore #justice for funeral potatoes #sadly they’re not overly popular in my mormon dense living place but by golly are they top tier

[etherealising]

PLEASE I WANT TO SEE ALL OF YOUR SPOTIFY WRAPPED!! i love seeing people's spotify wrapped its so interesting to me. also i wanted to suggest a band bc i was listening and i think that everyone should listen, idk what your vibe would be or if you would even like them but the band is lovejoy and i love them so much. anyways, sorry for the ramble, i have a lot of energy today because i actually got a good nights rest and was productive today. okay have a good day !! -<3

FOR YOU BESTIE, ANYTHING!!! YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET INSIDER INFORMATION!! I WOULD SAY THIS IS 85% ACCURATE BECAUSE HALF OF THESE ARE ONLY HERE BECAUSE OF AIEKOY

I’M SO ASHAMED I HAVE THE SAME MUSIC TASTE AS UTAH 🥲

i love getting music recs!!! catch me listening to the “this is lovejoy” album on spotify now! also same though bestie i got the best sleep of my life but that’s only because my 5 year relationship almost ended so that was fun 🤪😅

#the utah bit is a joke….i promise #music recs fuel my soul #spotify wrapped really save my life last night crazy #my top 5 is really giving sad girl mommy issues #what’s on your wrapped <3 bestie i’m all ears!

[polyamquackity]

Btw I have promised my twitch chat that if I somehow magically get 1000 subs in a week I will drive to Utah to film a video of me in Quackity cosplay fake killing Kyle in Wilbur cosplay

#it's at the top of the utah tag on twt jksdfjdskl #dsmp #ash rambles

[funkily]

just glanced at the google trends for hermitcraft . utah bitches love them

#CONSISTENTLY near the top #im assuming theres a local thing with the same name that ppl search for . but itd be funny if utah just had the largest #concentration of mcyt fans in the us #iceland and new zealand also btw but those are less surreal than utahs overwhelming dominance i think #babbleeng #hermitcraft

[revvnant]

were it not for the everything i need to get done right now i would drop the most nuclear meta about how william views parenting michael.

#oh boy six a.m.! ( ooc ) #|| *my william tbc i don't hold anyone to any of my shit. #|| i just. yeah william bad william abusive but from his pov he's like. #|| on top of the toxic masculinity there's also not knowing how to parent a kid with severe mental illness. #|| and mike is bisexual in the 80s like. #|| there's both judgment AND a fear factor there given the political and medical crises. #|| and i do hc that between 16 and 17 mike did drugs to cope with both his psychosis and his evan guilt. #|| like all of that is a LOT to deal with and this was utah in the 80s. #|| he sees himself as a saint for not kicking michael out which is wrong. #|| but there is a realistically sympathetic bend here imo in that. that's just so much. #|| he's like 'oh you think i'm evil you think i hate my son? would a guy who hated his son do this?' #|| AND WHIPS OUT THE HOMEMADE PSYCHOSIS TREATMENT MANUAL. #|| IDK THEY'RE COMPLICATED TO ME. #|| DADS WILL CALL YOU WORTHLESS PARASITES AND THEN DEFEND YOU FROM THE SATANIC PANIC. #|| AND EGO AND GENUINE PATERNAL AFFECTION HAVE NO DIVIDING LINE.