#babbleeng

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martyn asking people not to draw him with glasses is really funny like man has ONE boundary and its dont make him a fucking nerd

#thats hyperbolic obviously but #babbleeng

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these 10 seconds have changed my brain chemisty like nothing else

transcript:

Pix: Scott!

Scott: (distant) So I think I have - Oh! Um... hello?

Pix: Hey.

Scott: Hellooo? Hi!

Pix: Come out here. We need to talk.

Scott: Talk about what?

Pix: I think -

Scott: How are you? You look dashing today.

Pix: Uh, that's... neither here nor there.

#i hope the transcripts ok ive never done one before #anyways . fight flight or flirt amen #sorry for posting old empires clips it will happen again #empires smp #scott smajor #smajor1995 #pixlriffs #id tag this ship but im not entirely sure what their portmanteau is . and my other options are weather husbands (s1) or graverobbers (???) #so . #babbleeng #fav

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im not even done with the series yet

#this is so dumb srry #babbleeng #sonic prime #chaos sonic #rusty rose #sth

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didnt have the energy or means to redraw this but

#babbleeng #pixlriffs #empires smp

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happy secret life everyone

#worlds goofiest phone doodle #babbleeng #secret life #bigbst4tz2 #bigbst4tz #funkart

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hes straight up the worst

#babbleeng #empires smp #mythicalsausage

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IM SO SERIOUS . SCWHIP KISS IS REAL ?????

thank you @mushroommushy for sending me the timestamp without prompting

transcript:

fWhip: See I'm trying to be a pa-- a bit of a pacifist on the server, I'm really just not doing anything to harm anyone else, so I, uh....

Sausage: Oh! From here on, yeah.

[Pause]

Sausage: Are you guys kissing?

[fWhip makes a little kiss sound]

Scott: No, I'm just giving him a deadpan look of like--

[fWhip and Sausage start giggling]

Scott: "Really? Really--"

#SOS SMP #SCWHIP #SOS SHIPPING #I GUESS ????? #MCSOS #BABBLEENG #TRANSCRIBED

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googling how can i stop having a crush on a fictional man

#its getting embarrassing (its been embarrassing for about a year now) #babbleeng

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i hope muppet joe remains because i like the idea that human joe is actually still there as the muppeteer he just got really into ventriloquism between seasons and now not a single word will come from his mouth ever again

#when the beetlejhost takes over he takes care to put joes muppet away and take out his OWN muppet . #hes not as good at like throwing his voice and all but he is a very passionate performer #hermitcraft #joe hills #babbleeng

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no cc should react to fanfic and if sausage did hed be the most obnoxious about it . despite this i think he should do it anyway

#i just think hed have a lot of fun reading it aloud . nothing he finds can be worst than the shit he says on the regular anyways #tbh if it was purely a self submission system or he got permission from each author i personally would be ok with that but i know thered #still be some ripple effects with like . his yt audience and stuff #babbleeng #mythicalsausage #mcyt

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bless his soul

#IM SO OBSESSED WITH HIM #babbleeng #nlsmp #pixlriffs #new life smp

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ao3 writers youre going to drive me crazy you HAVE TO PUT A PARAGRAPH BREAK BETWEEN EVERY NEW PIECE OF DIALOGUE

#and why is it always scarian authors #babbleeng

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my silly mog hc is that hes really bad at all nighters compared to the rest of the server . like he can stay up to finish a build or what have you but hes also used to taking 14 hour naps afterward . no one knew this until they all got called to an impromptu spawn meeting one day and he just kind of ended up passing out on the ground

#i really like mog LMAO im attached to him now #sos smp #mogswamp #mcsos #babbleeng

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can we talk about sos scwhip . im dying to talk about sos scwhip . guys scotts his lapdog . guys . guys they shared a table . guys

#babbleeng #sos smp #scwhip

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i do think s1 fwhip has a crazy ridiculous dramatic four-poster bed with like blackout curtains and high-quality red and black bedding in the castle . i just simultaneously think that despite this he ends up crashing on the shitty little bed in his storage room more often than not

#ever since he left his starter house ive always imagined fwhip sleeping in the storage room #like . maybe he has curtains up at the front for privacy . i doubt he can really be bothered #other places that fwhip sleeps in more often than his actual bed: the desk of his little lair thing and the control panel of the forge #(he usually manages to turn the forge off before this happens . usually) #he does this despite his lair having a futon and the forge having a ratty little recliner . btw . #sausage and gem have tried to give him better options at every turn and fwhips habits have not changed even a little bit #babbleeng #empires smp #fwhip

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sometimes you see a post and inspiration hits so hard you need to make something immediately

#babbleeng #3rd life #treebark #itlw #wh #what if i put this in his watcher/listener lore tag (JOKE) #guys as posts