Hi, hello, me again. Allow me to curse you with another brain worm:
Serial adopter danny, like worse than Bruce levels.
Bruce gets sacrificed to the king above all kings: king of the infinite realms(aka danny) in front of his kids. The kids and JL immediately flip out, but Constantine is weirdly chill. When asked about it, Constantine says that if Bats is smart, he'll be just fine, especially if he brings up the fact that he has kids.
Pov cut to Bruce, who is hog tied on the ground in front of the Ghost King, and freaking out, not for himself but for his kids, and that very specific emotion is absolutely being projected out, and danny knows that emotion very intimately. But also wanna adopt this sad man who just wants to help his city, and lady Gotham has rambled about her knights enough that he knows them well. So it becomes:
Danny: 9 for 1 deal!
Bruce: I gotta get home before my kids come here and try to save me!
Batkids: All right, so we're all in agreement to storm the infinite reals to go save our dumbass father!
JL: Please don't, or atleast take backup, or have an actual plan!
Constantine: Oh, all of them are so getting adopted. King is gonna be so happy to get grand babies.
OH MY GOD 3HDYDGDYEGDYDYDYDG
Danny, looking at this wet cat of a man; I'mma adopted ya, let me see my grandbabies I give them gifts
Also if Wally apart of the JL that man is like unphased he knows Dick ain't gonna think of a plan this is go go go but at least Constantine is confident in them, probably helps them out
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god Monkie kid discussions are off the charts insane (affectionate) like “yeah do you think [redacted] is actually the harbinger of chaos or was that just the ink demon curse playing off of their own surmounting insecurities?” And they’re talking about a guy with hands that look like this
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One thing u gotta know about me is that my interpretation of Samson from stardew valley will always have/used to have a good relationship with his dad. jacket? Kent’s. guitar skills? Kent. learning to swim, surf, etc? Kent. he keeps his dad’s dog tags on his person at all times and he will let that jakcet break down into a string before he ever stops wearing it. so tired of stardew fanfics giving my guy Kent a bad rep bro was just like Sam as a teenager!!!!! he accidentally got Jodi pregnant and tried to do right by his family by joining the military when they needed money. he is not the homophobic like. abuser every fic seems to make him put some respect on his name🫡🫡🫡
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interesting way of grouping em
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i need someone to come over and hug me for like a few hours or a month maybe idk
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ARE THERE ANY OTHER CRISTON WRITERS OUT THERE IN THIS LONELY WORLD??????
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also, yeah, making a prommy here:
one week no depression-posting
that means as a regular post or in any tags for the next week
so if you see me being a self-hating fool at all in anything i post from here til next friday, i owe you a dollar per sighting
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Really really love the way dungeon meshi portrays like. Being flushed. Like the blush flush effect is soooo good. Something thats affecting them so wholly. So embarrassingly. It’s soooo good
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I'm not well versed in European, especially Spanish history (i mean I Am but not in that way), but isn't don giovanni calling leporello that in Act 3 not just a dig at how he knows too much and can use this info against leporello, it does have an additional taunt that leporello cannot practice freely and is, essentially implying he is a "bad Jew" for not practicing and just suffering the consequences right?
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Lazy double-posting bc I had BIG FEELINGS this morning after some reading and realizations lol
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he knows what he did to me, that’s why he’s scared of it happening to you.
and i hope the fear fucking kills him because god knows the guilt won’t.
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