#tmnt 2012 incorrect quotes

[virgilisspidey]

Leo: Raph needs a break.

Mikey: Hold on.

Mikey: *takes a deep breath*

Mikey: *full blown sobbing*

Raph: *rushing out of the dojo* WHAT??? WHO???? HUH?????

Mikey: *gets carried off to the pit to watch cartoons by Raph*

Donnie:... What the hell.

#tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2012 incorrect quotes #Donnie: How many of his crying fits actually real #Leo: No one knows

[chaoswithcausation]

Donnie: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.

Raph: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out

Raph: but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

#tumblr please don’t murder the quality I beg of you #tmnt 2012 #2012 donnie #2012 raph #2012 donatello #2012 raphael #donatello hamato #raphael hamato #tmnt incorrect quotes #tmnt 2012 incorrect quotes #my art

[enby-calamity]

2012 TMNT Incorrect quotes

#1

Donnie: So, did everyone learn their lesson? Raph: No. Casey: I did not. April: I may have actually forgotten one. Mikey: Also no. Donnie: Oh good, neither did I. Leo: *Exhausted sigh*

#2

Casey: Donnie is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do? Mikey: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them. April: Tackle them! Leo: Dump them. Raph: Kick them in the shin! Donnie: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

#3

Casey: Bye Donnie! Bye Raph! Bye April! Bye Leo! Bye Donnie! Mikey: You said ‘bye Donnie’ twice. Casey: I like Donnie.

#4

Karai just after joining the team: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them? Leo, watching Casey and April screaming, Mikey trying to set a sleeping Raph on fire, and Donnie choking on air: I don't know either.

#5

Casey: Rules were made to be broken. Donnie: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Raph: Uh, piñatas. April: Glow sticks. Mikey: Karate boards. Leo: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Casey: Rules. Donnie:

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[sapphiretanto]

Trying to set up a date with Leo

Some Guy: *clearly intimidated* Well I, I think you look really nice today.

Leo: Oh, so yesterday I looked gross?

Guy: *backing up* N-no, I, I, I j-just meant that—

Leo: —that I usually look disgusting, but today I got lucky?

Guy: N-no! I, I just meant that— oh forget it! I’m not asking him out! You can keep your money! *runs off*

Leo: *confused*

Raph: *emerging from the shadows* Hey! Don’t you run away like a coward!

Mikey: *also emerging from the shadows* Coward!

Leo: *evil eyes* You. Paid. a guy to ask me out?!

Mikey: *to Raph* run away!!

#tmnt #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2012 leo #tmnt 2012 raph #tmnt 2012 mikey #tmnt 2012 incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: victorious #I feel like Leo would be intimidating to ask out #idk why #poor Yuichi if he has to make the first move to ask out Leo #don’t take this seriously #shitposting

[khlegacynexus]

Leo: we’re not here to fight we need your Help.

Raph: Even though literally every time we talk to you you. You double Cross us, kidnap us, or threaten to destroy (Grabs Donnie and holds him close) everything we love!!!

Mikey: Maybe we ARE here for a fight

Leo: (holds Mikey back) GUYS!

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[simpalert]

leo (2018) meet leo (2012) -------------------------------------------------- leo (2018):wow you look like me but shorter and grumpyer leo (2012):wha-whatever i guess i should introduce myself,my names leo leo (2018):no way thats my name to leo (2012):huh?!?

#mini me #idk i just wanted to make something tmnt #also 2018 leo likes calling 2012 leo #do with that information what you will #incorrect quotes #rottmnt incorrect quotes #tmnt 2012 incorrect quotes #rottmnt #tmnt 2012 #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt leo #rottmnt leo #tmnt 2012 leo #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles leo #tmnt 2012 meet rottmnt

[clanofjones]

Casey Jones: Oh my god, shut the fuck up. Nobody cares, nobody wants to hear your opinion, nobody wants to hear your stupid fucking voice.

Casey Jones: That's an impression of me to my father.

#2012 casey jones #TMNT 2012 #tmnt 2012 incorrect quotes #source: unknown

[crystallizabethine]

Raph: Fight me you nerd ass punk!

Donnie: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone

Raph: Oh, I'm sorry, I should ask: "Dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?"

Donnie: Somehow that's worse

#tmnt 2012 incorrect quotes #2012 tmnt #tmnt 2k12 #tmnt 2012 donnie #tmnt 2012 raph #raph should be allowed to curse sometime #as a treat

[fandomhopping]

Raph : Casey and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us 

Leo: *Sighing* What did Casey do?  Raph : He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... 

Casey: Who wants a steering wheel?

#tmnt 2012 raph #tmnt 2012 leo #tmnt 2012 casey jones #tmnt 2012 incorrect quotes #source: incorrect quote generator

[virgilisspidey]

*It's a zombie apocalypse*

Casey: DONNIE'S BIT WHAT DO WE DO???

Leo: Calm down... We have a Michelangelo.

Casey: What makes you think that will calm me down?!

Donnie: It's either he mutates the virus and makes it worse or he cures the whole city. I'll take my chances.

Raph: You heard the nerd, go get 'em tiger.

Mikey: *gets pushed in Donnie's lab* Hell yeah i'm gonna cure cancer!!

#tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2012 incorrect quotes #he does in fact cured the zombie virus #with idk a piece of half eaten breakfast burrito or something

[chaoswithcausation]

-x-

Mikey: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed!

Mikey: One fell off and…

Donnie: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.

Mikey: Mama called the doctor and the doctor said…

Donnie: You may be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

#Donnie was fighting me HARD on this one lmao #tmnt #tmnt 2012 incorrect quotes #tmnt 2012 #tmnt incorrect quotes #2012 donnie #2012 mikey #my art <3

[kiwi-tmntfan]

texts from my cousin (of course it's from her)

#iaminlovewithdonnie nonsense #texts from my cousin #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2012 donnie #tmnt 2012 incorrect quotes

[sapphiretanto]

Mikey: *singing* Everybody’s got a water Buffalo…

Raph: *storming in* Stop! Stop right this instant! What do you think you’re doing!? You can’t say everyone has a water Buffalo and everyone does NOT have a water buffalo! We’re going to get nasty messages on our t-phones saying, “Where’s my water buffalo?” and “Why don’t I have a water buffalo?” And are you prepared to deal with that?! I don’t think so! Now stop being so silly!

#Mikey would listen to Silly Songs with Larry on repeat and you can’t change my mind #Raph sometimes entertains him by being Archibald Asparagus mostly because he gets to tell Mikey off #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2012 incorrect quotes #veggitales

[khlegacynexus]

Leo: Hey, you never really talk much, about your time with Saki. What was he like? Before he became the Shredder?

Splinter: ….

Young Saki: (repeatedly punching young Yoshi) So what?! You, think because your dad is the head of the Hamato clan, you’re better than me?!

Young Yoshi: Nohoho! 😭

Young Saki: WRONG ANSWER!!! 😡😡😡

Splinter: He had a lot to prove

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[rottmnt-quotes-from-real-life]

2012 Mikey: This is America. We only speak English and emoji.

#tmnt 2012 incorrect quotes #tmnt 2012 mikey

[officiallyashley]

TMNT-Verse Incorrect Quotes pt. 2

Note: This includes my oc and my friend's oc btw. Apologies if there are any repeats from the first part. Enjoy!

{~~~}

2016! Ash: “hey, babe, you wanna play a game?”

Raph: “sure, sweetheart. Whatcha got planned?”

Ash: “okay, so when I say something that you’ve done, you have to put a finger down.”

Raph: “oh, okay.”

Ash: “if I manage to get all of your fingers down, you have to fuck me.”

Raph, caught off guard: “wait, wha—”

Ash: “put all six fingers down if you breathe.”

Raph: “wait—”

Ash: “start stripping.”

{~~~}

*all Rise/2018 turtles enter Splinter’s room.*

Raph, wearing Leo’s bandanna: “hi, Master Splinter!”

Splinter, turning around: “what do you need, R—”

Mikey, wearing Raph’s bandanna: “oh me gosh, he looks really confused!” 

Leo, wearing Mikey’s bandanna: “see, I told you this plan was genius!”

Splinter: “switch your bandannas back right now!”

{~~~}

2012! Alex: “you think I enjoy being a mother hen to you all?”

Raph: “…”

2012! Ash: “…”

Mikey: “…”

Leo: “…”

April: “…”

Donnie: “…”

Casey: “…”

Alex: “okay, yeah, it’s like crack to me.” 

{~~~}

1990! Ash: “You stare at your coffee hoping it gives you perspective and sanity and the ability to make sense of it all and that’s a lot to ask of your coffee.”

{~~~}

2003! Ash: “I know my husband is very sorry and he didn’t mean it.”

2003! Raph: “I’m very sorry.”

2003! Ash: “see?”

2003! Raph: “but I fucking meant it.”

2003! Ash: “RAPHAEL!”

{~~~}

*in the TMNT 2012 dimension, before Ash and Raph officially get together and become a couple.*

Casey: “I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it.”

Raph: “just rip the band aid off.” 

Casey: “it’s Ashley.”

Raph: “Put that band aid back on.” 

{~~~}

1987! Raph, after being saved by Ash: “I owe you one.”

1987! Ash: “that’s okay. You can just date me and call it even.”

{~~~}

2007! Ash: “I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!“

2007! Raph: “Ashley, that is physically impossible.”

2007! Ash: *cups Raph’s face*

2007! Ash: “Are you sure?”

2007! Raph, blushing: “stop, I have a reputation to maintain.”

{~~~}

Rise! Leo: “Hey, Ash, those pants look great on you, but I bet they would look even better on Raph’s floor.”

Rise! Raph: “are… are you hitting on Ash for me…?” 

{~~~}

2012! Leo: *sees Rise! Leo dabbing.*

2012! Leo, in a horrified whisper: “oh god no.”

{~~~}

*The Rise turtles and kunoichis are playing Twister together.*

Ash: “left hand on yellow.”

Donnie: *ends up on top of Alex*

Donnie, glaring suspiciously at Ash: “you’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?”

Ash: “I stopped spinning 20 minutes ago. I’m honestly shocked that you didn’t catch on.”

{~~~}

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