#tma talk

[unequal]

Tma fans thinking Tim would have been an avatar of the desolation if tma was actually good are so wrong and monkey brained. Tim’s demise wasn’t about destruction it was about closing a curtain. Tim has always been the most theatrical in his antics, his decision to go on his suicide mission wasn’t about the destruction or even a removal dare I say. it was about the end. He wanted the book closed he wanted to be DONE with it more than he wanted revenge on the creature that took his brother imo, Tim’s worst fear wasn’t that the stranger would go on his worst fear was that he’d have to live another day in this nightmare his life had become. His character was someone who was pushed to his limit bc of the circumstances around him and also because of Jon himself. Tim isn’t the flame, Tim is the snuffing of the flame. His arc came to a close on him making a one-liner and and thanking Jon, a final goodbye and and closure on his character while he is quite literally standing in the middle of a play. Yes he wanted to go down in a blaze but I don’t think Tim was chasing that blaze tho. I think he just wanted to die and he didn’t want it to be for nothing. He wanted to take something with him as a final and absolute statement. NOT TO MENTION that the explosion killed Tim and Jon as well and ended the book on whoever they were “supposed” to be before Jon gave in to the eye. As Tim Stoker would say, Periodt!!!!!

#doctor's note #tma talk

[pinkravat-art]

"breakfast" a tma s5 animation thing

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dawg can't even fry me an egg in this eyeconomy

[VD: A Magnus Archives animation done in orange and teal titled "Pusryčiai" (meaning: "breakfast"). Mellow music plays as Martin cracks two eggs into a frying pan. He turns away to throw the shells while the pan sizzles, and when he returns with a spatula, a "boom" sound effect plays as Martin recoils with comic disgust.

The egg yolks have been replaced by human eyeballs. Martin stares at them for a moment. He then pokes at the egg with the spatula, producing a squelching sound, and one of the eyes blinks with another gross wet sound. Martin goes from disgusted to comically sad and disappointed, and he fades away before the setting does. The video ends on the words "darė Skaistė" (meaning: made by Skaistė) and a quick shot of an eyeball. End VD]

ty @princess-of-purple-prose for the description, i edited it a bit too.

#tma #the magnus archives #tma season 5 #pusryčiai means breakfast and the words at the end just say that it's made by me #did this for a video class assignment last minute #video class my ass we talk on zoom and do everything on our own #anyway figured i wasnt gonna do anything if i didnt somehow put tma in it #martin blackwood #tma fanart #animation #animatic #sketch #my posts #art #digital art #tma spoilers

[novahedron]

Joke that makes sense only to me and one (1) singular friend + live Martin and Tim reaction The vaguely referenced image:

#the magnus archives #tma #magpod #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #tim stoker #my art #I put way too much effort into a Smosh joke #Anyway season 2 jon is ian hecox thanks for coming to my ted talk

[hotdrinks]

i'm doing my TMA relisten and i don't think anything bad will happen to my friend Jonathan this time around

#drinks talk tag #tma

[nyctodromist]

my favorite thing about tma has always been the avatars who love the fears they serve, who show that love so vibrantly that, for just a moment, they sway you into feeling like you could learn to love that fear the way they do. when jane prentiss said "not loved as you would understand it, a deeper, more primal love, a need as much as a feeling" and when jude perry said "as the heat warped my bones and bubbled my flesh, all i heard was the loving exaltation of my god" and when mike crew said "falling had always held a special place in my heart, that wonderful border between terror and delight" and when manuela dominguez said "and at his words i felt afraid, and my heart soared in terror and elation as my eyes brimmed with tears, for i knew he spoke the truth" and when hezekiah wakely said "i had never felt such safety as within the crushing weight of earth all around me, the pressing embrace of the buried." do you get me

#bernie talks #tma #bernie's best #i didn't care for the dark or the desolation until i heard manuela and jude's statements #and the buried is one of my least favorites but hearing hezekiah talk about it made it seem comforting #the magnus archives #magnuspod #jane prentiss #jude perry #mike crew #manuela dominguez #hezekiah wakely

[ghostlysodo]

pov: jon fully acting out each of the statements he reads

#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #fanart #tma fanart #me and my friend were talking about how he quite literally is acting out each of these statements #and i was like… that’s perfect #honestly we were talking about how it’s honestly a comedy atp

[mindlessmedic]

Daisy and Jon are best friends, to me

(original under the cut)

#at least after the buried #jonathan sims #tma s4 #alice daisy tonner #tma #the magnus archives #daisy tonner #jondaisy #jonmartin #mindless talks #my art #a redraw i've been meaning to do for a while #id in alt text #1k #2k

[travalerray]

choose your horror denier: Alice "it has nothing to do with us" Dyer or Jonathan "it's all nonsense unless it's about two very specific people I hate very much" Sims

#I am talking about S1! Jon specifically #but it's still funny to me. Because I know she's going to get into incredible trouble later #alice dyer #jonathan sims #the magnus protocol #the magnus archives #tma #tmagp #kk's rambles tag

[constellama]

The Magnus Archives Dashboard Simulator

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Oh my god oomfies you’ll never believe what I just found

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📚 jonathan-sims Follow

HELP THERES A DOG ON MY DESK???

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🫖 poet-tea Follow

HELP I JUST LET MY DOG INTO MY BOSS’S OFFICE??

📚 jonathan-sims Follow

LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU

🛶 timtimothy Follow

LMAOOOOO

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🪱 residentwormgirl Follow

I think there’s a wasp’s nest in my attic. I’m gonna go check it out.

🪱 residentwormgirl Follow

Do you hear that

🪱 residentwormgirl Follow

This is kind of a bop actually

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op? op are you ok

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🎭 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow

going on a date tomorrow! 😀

🛶 timtimothy Follow

haha what.

🛶 timtimothy Follow

can you repeat that op

🛶 timtimothy Follow

op?

🛶 timtimothy Follow

op can you repeat that

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👁️ bouchard-elias Follow

I love my job. Everything just goes according to plan exactly how I want it to.

📖 bookluvr Follow

Hi

👁️ bouchard-elias Follow

hey sorry for this but you wouldn’t happen to have seen a lead pipe lying around would you?

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🤡 notmyvoicebox Follow

does anyone have any skin? For no reason whatsoever of course. Like if you just have it lying around. Out of use.

🌀 funhousemirrorman Follow

why do you need skin

🤡 notmyvoicebox Follow

wouldn’t you like to know, door boy

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🐺 detective-daisy Follow

is there wifi down here

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no

🐺 detective-daisy Follow

HELLO?? HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME??

📚 jonathan-sims Follow

I CAN! I CAN HEAR YOU

🐺 detective-daisy Follow

Oh. You.

📚 jonathan-sims Follow

What. What does that mean

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👓 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow

I can sense a promotion coming soon I’m so excited !!!

👓 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow

are you SERIOUS

🛶 timtimothy Follow

I’m going to kill that old man with my bare hands HOW DARE HE DO THIS TO YOU QUEEN

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👤 averagescarehater Follow

WHYYY IS THE SKY LOOKING AT MEEEE

📚 jonathan-sims Follow

my bad

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#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #sasha james #tim stoker #jane prentiss #annabelle cane #nikola orsinov #michael distortion #daisy tonner #hezekiah wakely #elias bouchard #jurgen leitner #dashboard simulator #unreality #tw unreality #shoutout to the cocoa cameo #constellama talks

[bleeding-seraphic]

Gertrude: Gerard, why does the Distortion call you babygirl

Gerry, lying in a hospital bed recovering from his successful brain surgery: do we have to do this right now

#magpod #the magnus archives #doorkeay #gerrymichael #michael distortion #michael tma #gerry keay #tma #the magnus pod #shitpost #tma shitpost #Michael sitting on the other side of the hospital bed sweating: Gertrude how about we stop talking for a while

[ezzakennebba]

a chance encounter 🚏👁

#wtnv #tma #ezzasart #myart #illustration #digital art #fanart #jonathan sims #cecil palmer #welcome to night vale #the magnus archives #tma fanart #wtnv fanart #podcast #they get coffee and talk about their bfs #cecil doesn’t quite get england but he has the spirit

[unequal]

I know it’s the standard for the media you’re invested in to flop at the end but nothing pisses me off more than season 5 of tma. Irl jon is so lucky I can’t do terrorism at his house because I’m American. Never in my life have I felt so disrespected after spending so much of my time on an artwork. I spit on the rusty quill. A fucking pox on all of you.

#doctor's note #tma talk

[halo-desert-rose]

Paranoid? I was paranoid once. They put me in the archives. The Magnus Archives. The Magnus Archives full of statements. And statements make me paranoid. Paranoid? I was paranoid once—

#the magnus archives #halo just talking #jonathan sims #tma shitpost #i hope that there is a leitner out there that is just filled with this for 300 pages #it can be a spiral leitner #tma

[barbiediamondcastleofficial]

I’m so obsessed with how Martin Blackwood casts himself as Pylades/Horatio/Samwise Gamgee, deciding early on that his role within the narrative is to Be There for Jon as he descends into tragedy and that he can’t really affect the narrative otherwise. He doesn’t fully consider the consequences of his actions because he’s so confident that he doesn’t matter enough to impact the events around him. He hurts people because he doesn’t think he has the power to hurt people. His fatal flaw is his absolute conviction in his own unimportance. WHAT a character

#Archetype-savvy-but-complete-lack-of-self-reflection Martin Blackwood is what I’m saying #God I’m so obsessed with him #He’s literally manipulative enough to be a web avatar and he doesn’t even know #the magnus archives #martin blackwood #tma #Please know what I’m talking about with this character archetype #Martin <3

[the-magnus-protocol]

The trailer for The Magnus Protocol, thank you to everyone who participated in the arg!

#the woman talking is Lena not Gwen btw!! #tma #the magnus protocol #protocol trailer #arg #tmp #protocol spoilers #mod post #Youtube #tmagp #tmp spoilers

[jjkyaoi]

jon makes me so sick because literally every choice he made was out of his own control. his own life was, in his own words, one long set up to literally ending the world and he didn’t even KNOW. he had NO FUCKING IDEA!!! and tbh i don’t even blame him with how mag200 ended with that in mind? like? all his efforts to fight against this were basically futile, he would’ve ended up here regardless, and that’s such a way to feel even less like a person and more like a chess piece. i cannot imagine how hopeless he must have felt it makes me want to do something crazy

#sorry he’s my best friend #BUT I LISTENED TO 199 AGAIN AND. FUCKED UP #FUCKED UP FOR REAL! #mello talks #gay #jarchivist #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #the archivist #jonmartin #jmart