#this was funnier in chinese

[muqingseyeroll]

one of my favorite tgcf memes in the chinese fandom (on lofter):

(obviously spoilers ahead)

The Four Great Calamities:

Black Water Submerging Boats

Night-Touring Green Lantern

White-Clothed Calamity

Crimson Rain Sought Flower

Now:

Black Water In Debt (to hua cheng)

Child-Abducting Green Lantern (abducted gu zi)

White-Clothed MLM Solicitor (trying aggressively to get xie lian to pick up his role and put on his mask)

Crimson Rain Lent Money (to he xuan)

Level up:

Black Water Award-Winning Actor (his 50-something disguised alters in the heavenly realm)

Green Lantern Getting Beat The Fuck Up (by hua cheng and xie lian)

White-Clothed Getting In The Way (of the gays)

Crimson Rain Chickened Out (of confessing his feelings for 800 years)

The Four Famous Tales:

The Young Lord Who Pours Wine

The General Who Broke His Sword

The Princess Who Slit Her Throat

His Highness Who Pleased the Gods

Now:

The Trans Young Lord (the constant girlmoding)

The Manslut General (all the sleeping around with women)

The Princess Who Rides A Bull (her ride/companion)

His Highness Who Cut His Sleeve (cut-sleeve is an idiom that means gay in ancient china)

Level up:

The Young Lord Whose Brother Passed

The No. 1 Shipper General (no. 1 hualian shipper even though he was really suspicious of hua cheng at first)

The House-Renovator Princess (during her mortal days when xuli nation's diplomats visited, she was on the roof fixing the tiles, but someone took the ladder away to embarrass her, and pei ming came to save her)

His Highness Who Is Not On Top (ahem... cough cough)

#this was funnier in chinese #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf meme #tgcf spoilers #spoiler #he xuan #qi rong #bai wuxiang #hua cheng #shi qingxuan #pei ming #yushi huang #xie lian #made by suna

[jade-len]

i just think it'd be funny if shen yuan wasn't the short, young college aged lanky nerd looking guy everyone keeps drawing him as. like, same sorta loser vibe but in a different font with bolded italics

what if he was actually a mid to late 20s dude with an unshaved face. heavy eye bags from pulling an all nighter reading web novels with glasses that barely help him. a deadpan, low and tired sounding voice that only actually gets emotion when you talk about pidw or monsters. tall but awkwardly so to the point it's uncomfortable for him to sit down at restaurants bc the table is average asian short low. stranger you see and go "mans must got it rough" but the only rough thing he's going through rn is whether or not he should buy binghe figurine #1 or binghe figurine #2

#i swear if you have this version of sy in mind while hes now sqq it feels so much funnier than if it were you average chinese twink or wtv #and itd help solidify binghes age difference kink lmao #svsss #mxtx svsss #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #shen yuan

[rongzhi]

Favorite Chinese pronunciations:

兄弟 (xiongdi) → xiongDEI~

姐姐 (jiejie) → ziezie

是 (shi) → su~

Sichuanese

#text #my dad has a Sichuan accent lol #he doesn’t speak sichuanhua like my gugu or nainai but his mandarin is still noticeably accented #my favorite is 喝 as huo #i copy his Chinese bc it’s funnier so my pronunciation is like bastard abc x sichuan accent

[vinzulu]

#haha HB wind master and nobody's congratulating he xuan cause he's in disguise etc #I've chosen the 6th of April cause it's the last day of the Qing Ming #then i switched it to the 4th of april cause it's cursed and its funnier #so happy birthday #the Chinese Grave-Sweeping day #the Pure Brightness day sounds cool and also it was the emperor Xuanzong who established the holiday #you get it right... Qing... Ming.... Xuan....... the graves and the remembrance.......... #(the headcanon has nothing to do with astrology I'm not into it) #tgcf #my art #fanart #heaven official's blessing #he xuan #shi qingxuan #beefleaf #shuangxuan

[mako-neexu]

i made several uhh feel free to use (more under cut)

#english is cringe compared to chinese when making these wekjbksrgjn #my fav tbh is the original CN which is top left since its funnier www #'come here and let me use charm (stun) on you!' #yeah my girl is charming with a brick😭 #fgo #idk why i made many versions #guda #fujimaru ritsuka

[vanillaglitzz]

uniforms for all!

#k' #ash crimson #shun'ei #the king of fighters #kof #vanart #after seeing what chinese school uniforms look like shuns design becomes even funnier ngl

[scoots-canoe]

more doodles including DBS tien & yam, tien opening a red envelope, haikyuuken, & Arab Yamcha (But the Artist Only Knows Basic Arabic)

#tien shinhan #tenshinhan #dragon ball #yamcha #doodle #i feel like it's funnier if i don't translate the arabic #but if someone asks i will translate it for them lol #perhaps relevant context: i am half chinese and half yemeni #biracial moment #yamchas 樂 is replaced with ي #i played around with different Arabic things to put there and settled on a stylized “ya” for yamcha

[l0uterstella]

and id gladly let him

#I JUST REMEMBERED HANGYONS LIKE IMPLIED TO BE CHINESE IDK IF THIS MAKES THIS FUNNIER OR WORSE #speaking of im claiming badobarm and chaco theyre so filipino to me #fragaria memories #fragmem #hangyon

[fure-dcmk]

OP HOW ARE WE FEELING....... THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS ALL AROUND...... genuinely distraught... someone take dcmk away from gosho fr...

sorry anon the tone of this ask are not specifically directed to you, its more to the general KS posts i've been seeing on my fyp

don't plan to address this since im not even a KS account but i'm starting to get peeved seeing a bunch of ppl act victimized like gosho did that cuz he personally hates KS shippers

i'm a huge gosho aoyama hater myself but come on that man probably thinks there's nothing wrong with first cousin dating in the first place (addendum one: shuake, addendum two: hanzawa love interest being his own countryside cousin) i'd even dare to say based on his unintentional world view its him encouraging KS shippers instead

for this account i'll make sure to tag any future KS to avoid icking those bothered by the reveal but for the record any KS made by me are not closely related

#they might be distantly related tho cuz that's funnier to me *gunshot* #movie 27 #movie spoiler #asks #personal #sorry for those whose world are crumbling down by this reveal but to me this situation is extremely funny #which is why i dont plan to even address it im not even a KS shipper i dont have the right to laugh publicly when there are- #-people who are genuinely distraught 😭😭 #“but the twincest case! its been protrayed as bad!” yea and twin raw dogging it is illegal while first cousin marriage is legal in jp #just trying to prove what kind of outdated worldview this man has dont shoot the messenger #even saw ppl accusing gosho hating KS shippers cuz they outnumbers his 'beloved' shinran 😂 #if gosho respect shinran that much he wouldn't be pandering to coai. KS shipper is the least of his problem. that man is just a capitalist #speaking of straight ships the shinran vs coai war on chinese and arabic twitter are one of the most obnoxious group of ppl i've ever seen #one of this days im gonna do a rant on that

[sewellove-deactivated9782]

Red Bull boys after the Chinese Grand Prix 2010

#theyre not fighting but bonding over their bad races #would be funnier if they were fighting #sebastian vettel #mark webber #sv #mw #sewellove gifs #sebmark #martian #chinese gp 2010 #seb gifs seb gifs seb gifs

[birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo]

i made a thing

#IT WAS @STARGRIT'S IDEA #so the credit goes to stargrit huehuehue >:3c #fengqing #tgcf #feng xin #mu qing #birb still draws #tgcf meme #i used a website called canvas or whatever #it was quite useful but i think they might charge a fee so look out #i just realised mq is the same colour as the bg pls ignore this i can't fix it bc oh noooo :'D #heaven official's blessing meme #is this still an art blog? #yes that is a stock image of a chinese abacus #i was going to draw my own but then i thought it would be funnier to just use the image instead #tian guan ci fu #天官赐福 #tgcf fanart

[thirrith]

stolen from plurk

'I encourage authors not to be disheartened because of getting few comments. Readers are like cockroaches, when you discover two out in the open, it means there are already a lot in the dark.'

#mur #it sounds funnier and less insulting in chinese i promise

[cerenemuxse]

Just finished watching KFP 3 and what the fuck, ain't no way Po hasn't become infatuated by Tigress by that point.

"Oh, you're so handsome!" - Po, acting as Tigress speaking to Po.

Sorry but, EXCUSE ME??? SIR??

I still stand by my interpretation that there is no romantic feelings between them in the first and second movie, including LoA, despite how much the Dreamworks IG account memes about this moment... (it was only once but still. the fact that it was once is enough for me to consider it "much")

HOWEVER, I am totally down for Po starting to develop romantic attraction for Tigress by the third movie.

(I'm only considering Legends of Awesomeness canon for the sake of relationship development between the Furious Five and Po taking place before the second movie. It supposedly takes place after KFP 2, but the character writing says otherwise, including the lack of mentioning defeating Shen. The battle against Shen was only mentioned once, when the battle with Ke-Pa happened. Compare that to the amount of time Tai-Lung was mentioned and the series airing DAYS after KFP 2 premiered. A lot of the character writing in the show gives off Kung Fu Panda 1 vibes. I won't consider the entire thing canon to my vision, such as "Bride of Po" and "The Midnight Stranger.)

I personally think Po would be at the stage that he isn't aware of his feelings but he definitely is interested in her. These feelings could simply be brushed off as "Omg, she's so cool!" energy. Notice how he acts with Mei Mei, who flirts with him nonstop. The guy is weirded out and has no idea of what she's doing. Fucking clueless guy.

As for Tigress? I think right after this scene:

And it would go the same way for her too. She'd had no idea. (*punts every LoA episode where Tigress is depicted as having a crush and she's completely OCC*)

...

pst bonus gif from a promotional ad for KFP 3, collabing with Wix

they're so fucking silly. stupidly silly /affectionate

#not my gifs #kfp po #kfp tigress #kfp tipo #chinese teapots #i am so ill for these mfs #especially Tigress 🥹 #new tag for me rambling hehehe. much more funnier than the old one #swearing #cw swearing #tw swearing #''i don't have a type of ship'' *POLAR OPPOSITES EXISTING* #dumbass x badass <3 nom nom #muxse meeps

[xinyuehui]

Lan Jue had an unhinged episode 💦

#君子盟 #jun zi meng #a league of nobleman #asiandramasource #chineseartistsinc #dailyasiandramas #cdramasource #chinesemedia #cdramaedit #cdramanet #cdramagifs #chinese drama #cdrama #caps #lan jue #jing boran #ep15 #the colours of each gif look different 🥴🥴🥴 i blame the steamy bath it's like foggy one sec and normal one sec #this scene is a lot funnier in context 😂 xuan ji is just there looking at him taking a bath

[birdmenmanga]

It's panels like these that really get me wondering as to whether Sagisawa's first language is English... it would make sense since this is a crucial moment with no time to spare so if he defaults back to his first language it tracks. it's hard to notice that he's ACTUALLY speaking English when reading the English translation because... it's all English for us... even Fiona and Fox's horizontal text as compared to the bird club's vertical text is lost in translation...

#just thinking thoughts... #birdmen #sagisawa rei #it's so fascinating to see everyone's take on translating it #the original had it in katakana but it did say like. sutoopu reedo sutoopu <- I don't know how to romanize properly #There's the unofficial chinese one up there #the official chinese one ALSO opted to write out STOP in English #(makes sense. you can't write it based off of how stop sounds clearly in chinese characters so just write it in English.) #but keeps 'red' in chinese #also I'm OBSESSED with the fucking. YAHOO #the english translation has it as 'hey there' but I think this is way funnier #he shoulda said 'yippee!! good work!!' I think that would have been funny

[foxgonyoom]

People still pray to the gods in LMK right?

Because I think it would be really funny if we saw a random character praying to this "great and mighty god" that we've met in the series and then the scene just cuts to the god doing something that suggests the exact opposite of how the person praying describes them.

Like someone is praying to a shrine to Wukong, addressing him as the "venerable Great Sage Equal to Heaven" and then it cuts to a scene of Wukong scratching his ass.

Maybe it's a child praying to a little figurine of Nezha, calling him the "powerful and protective Third Lotus Prince". Then it cuts to Nezha getting flung to the ground at light speed during one of his seasonal beatdowns.

Perhaps it's the weather station guy, praying to the "grand and wise Dragon of the East" before it cuts to Ao Guang laying in his bed, covered head to toe in bandages, miserably mumbling about "dumb monkeys".

Or it could be a family, all praying in unison to the "ancient and eternal Jade Emperor".

Then it cuts to Azure Lion, silently wondering why he's started hearing voices.

#lego monkie kid s4 spoilers #lego monkie kid s4 #lmk s4 #lmk s4 spoilers #season 4 spoilers #I have no idea how people who worship the Chinese gods actually pray btw #I just went with what made the joke funnier #it would be hilarious if they did do this in the show #I hope they actually do something like this #lego monkie kid season 4 #lego monkie kid season 4 spoilers #lmk season 4 spoilers #lmk season 4 #lego monkie kid #lmk #lmk nezha #lmk third lotus prince #lmk sun wukong #lmk monkey king #lmk wukong #lmk ao guang #lmk jade emperor #lmk azure lion #nezha #third lotus prince #monkey king #sun wukong #ao guang #jade emperor #azure lion