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treeba-rk · 2 months

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you are martyn and you wake up next to your wife and kids and it’s going to be springtime soon which reminds you of that one deranged roleplay from three years ago now. traffic fandom is screaming about new life series but you check discord and nothing has been announced, no new red dm notification, nothing new from ren as per usual. you wonder if it’s just you so you log on twitter and you realise ren genuinely replies to no one, not doc (the guy you stole a diamond from) and his increasingly desperate simp tweets. but ren replied to this fanartist from your tumblr tags that you call king. whatever. so you go on youtube to see what this guy is doing and you scroll past enough wither farm thumbnails to find his stuff from last season and you see the thumbnails of him and false at blue river raceway and something bittersweet and sour rises up in your chest, something that’s not jealousy, and you think of that ice boat race again, think about the stab of guilt to feel towards tango that you remember the boat race more than the technological marvel that is decked out, but hey, you’re just biased for that old dog, okay? you can’t help it, no one can help it. thinking about decked out makes you think of that burning box again and how it’s been months since that electrifying exchange, you remember sitting there for forty minutes bullshitting about anything while ren diggity dog speaks in a cup, you remember the vinegar chips that you ate, you remember the slightly sour tang on your tongue, ren says your eyes sparkle in the flames and your neck is kissable and you feel like you’ll walk backwards in hell for him, you slowly let the chips in your mouth soften and disintegrate like it’s not the vinegar you want to savour

#is this anything im sorry #got called out for discord for my unhinged paragraphs sooo maybe ill just write whatever #rpf #<- to be safe #this was a joke i got possessed

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dumpster-fire-sapphic-failgirl · 7 months

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With revelation that Laudna and Imogen were only ever intended to be platonic besties, I think CR C3 might be one of the first recorded instances of legitimate het-baiting

#critical role #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #laudna #imogen temult #bells hells #imodna #my gals are coming back this week!#lol and i mean those characters totally het-baited their creators too #laura bailey got fully possessed by that sapphic horse girl #also this is a joke #y’all

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phantomrose96 · 1 month

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is a Riteru read of ABoT the intended one?

It can be if you want it to be buddy. Go enjoy the world!

More genuine answer: I'm an aro-ace writer with a long long streak of gen-fic. Shipping doesn't interest me. I don't hate it; it just doesn't click for me at all. I joke that the only way romance ends up in the story is if it's a plot-necessity (Tetsuo and Jun are there because 'married man suspected of having an affair' is what pulls Reigen into the entire Mogami-possession plot. The Kageyama parents are married because they're, well, the parents. Teru and Mei's relationship is a joke until it's plot-relevant.)

So to me, I'm not writing Ritsu and Teru's relationship as a ship. But also? This is all pretend. It's all transformative. This is for fun. I absolutely know that if I were a ship-writer, Riteru would be the obvious choice. I know they're one angry-kiss away from being someone's enemies to lovers fic. So if you look at Ritsu and Teru in ABoT and say "they're holding hands, to me", go right ahead, go hog-wild, come play Barbies with me.

#my aromantic-agenda is to write fic that spotlights the power importance and intricacies of all kinds of platonic love #and ive done that in SPADES in ABoT #a Riteru read doesn't ruin any of that #so it's whatever you want #in my pocket. i like an aroace Ritsu and pan Teru read #but the aforementioned 'this is for fun pretend. go wild' trumps that totally #we're only alive a short time. go have some Riteru if you want #oh also my OTHER joke is that 'all romance drama in ABoT is actually just bait-and-switch nefarious spirit possession'#Tetsuo is having an affair? Nope! Spirit possession #Teru is cheating on Mei with Ichi? Nope! Saving Ichi from possession #Ichi is interested in Ritsu? Nope! Looking for dirt on spirit possession #my other other joke is that our name-combinations aren't ships. theyre possession dynamics #Tetsugami. not to be mistaken for Tetsuo x Mogami. is the spirit dynamic of Mogami possessing Tetsuo #We got Reigami #We got Slipzato #We got Gimrits #Slipakane Sliphisao #Sorry fresh out of romance but we DO have a 13 year old losing his soul to the corruption of being a spirit-powered-mecha-suit if you want

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apple8ees · 4 months

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last night i listened to tot musica by ado for the first time and i think it awakened something in me (erin ruunaser from @comicaurora)

#aurora comic #comic aurora #aurora webcomic #aurora fanart #erin ruunaser #yeah ngl. pretty sure i got possessed or something #all of ado's songs for one piece film red are so fucking good... man #something something joke about being possessed based on the demon summoning song #digital art #e.png

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kirby-souljourney-au · 1 month

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Meta time!!!!

No, I didn’t forget he had a cape until I was almost finished, I knew the entire time I swear. (I definitely forgot.)

Once again, this man takes up too much canvas space for me to put his scar map in the same one as his full ref, so he needs a separate image as well.

All his information and hex codes are under the cut, as usual!

I still can’t draw abs. And I’m sorry this took kinda long, I got distracted… the Taboo rewrite & the planning for the fic itself has a vice grip on my soul.

Full name: Ione Argon

Aliases: Meta Knight, ‘Nene’ (don’t call him that unless you’re his friend)

Species: Earthling Dragon (Fire/Ground) x Dream-Dark-Matter Astral Hybrid

Planet of Origination: Popstar

Age: 231

Height: 6’10”

Gender: Intersex; identifies as non-binary

Pronouns: He/Him/His

Sexuality: Multi-spec lesbian, asexual

S/O: Galacta Iriam (fiancée) (and Ophanim/Morpho EX (girlfriend), in the future)

Family: Hano Agron (biological mother), Ekia Argon (older sister), Vaga Argon (older sister), Sirv Argon (younger brother), Kirby Argon (adopted son) (as well as Athena Iriam (daughter), in the future)

The famous Meta Knight of the Galaxy Soldier Army, well-known for his title and sacred blade, Galaxia.

Engaged to Galacta Iriam — currently has no biological children with him, but adopted 14-year-old Kirby as their son when he was aged 6.

Works as a Knight under Dreamland’s King Dedede, and is head of Castle Dedede’s Royal Guard.

Quiet and seemingly apathetic, though kind-hearted and meaning nothing but well, he finds general difficulty in befriending others due to his somewhat off-putting demeanour. He is very kind, though, just ultimately socially awkward and nervous as an individual.

He joined the GSA the second he turned 19, believing himself to be responsible for the safety of the Galaxy due to his Astral heritage, as well as to get as far away from his mother as possible. He worked with them for the majority of his life since he joined, until an attack by Nightmare wiped out nearly all the GSA’s forces and scattered those that remained. He’s worked for King Dedede as his Knight for about 30 years, and finds genuine enjoyment in his current job.

His weapon of choice is the sacred Master Sword, a sentient enchanted blade named Galaxia. He also uses his natural Fire magic, and on rare occasion, Dream Magic, when necessary. Very well-trained in swordplay, and certainly no easy opponent.

Hex codes

Both:

4F3224 — Scars

311A0F — Skin

101010 — Socks / Gloves

120E1C — Fuzz fade / Cape back

1D1D47 — Hair / Fuzz base

E0BEFF — Inner ears / Wing webbing

FCC66F — Iris 1

FFFFFF — Wing talons

BFBFBF — Ring / Thigh guards (or whatever they’re called) / Arm guards

Armoured:

18122B — Chestplate & Pauldrons 1

2C2240 — Battle shirt (?)

32353E — Pants

6B5B86 — Straps

CCCFFD — ‘M’ symbol

472A77 — Sabatons

E4C69A — Chestplate & Pauldrons 2

000000 — Inner cape (plus multicoloured Nebulae)

Unarmoured:

1A1A1B — Shirt

343434 — Face mask / Dress pants

D2CDC4 — Iris 2

FFFBF4 — Eye whites

Tail-tip:

08003D — Base / Fade 1 (using Nebula brush)

00113D — Fade 2 (using Nebula brush)

0046FF — ‘Star’ patterning (using Glimmer brush on Hard Light, with base & fade colours overlaid on top using a clipping-mask Colour layer)

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puppetmaster13u · 9 months

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@phoenixcatch7 why do you tempt me...

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cosmicphenix · 3 months

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Just a small doodle for now. I love Phil's lore sm

Also imagine being called a looser for 3 days whilst being defeated by a EGG! how embarrassing!

#qsmp art #qsmp fanart #qsmp philza #once bro realized he was possessed and got to adress the situation i bet he started saying your mom jokes #bullied enderking so much he regained his freedom lmfao #birb 1 enderpookie 0 #the absolute destruction of enderking's pride was glorious

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possessable · 5 months

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I have no plans put my internsona in the au but i assure you if i did it would probably go like this

#rdPossessionAU #i don't have any ideas for what would happen to her if she got possessed so upon being burned she'd just Instantaneously Die instead #(/JOKE

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jichanxo · 3 months

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bitches will say "pride and prejudice kuwagami" half seriously and then get WAY too into drawing it

#kuwagami #lost judgment #judgment #kuwana jin #jin kuwana #yagami takayuki #takayuki yagami #jichanart #yagami is lizzy of course #rich guy kuwana feels a bit cursed SO it's gotta be kitakata. he's prissy enough for it. and he's got the ego.#here i am back in highschool english class sketching pride and prejudice art in the margins of my workbook #and making exaggerated jokes about being in love with mr darcy #(i like him a normal amount but i got silly with it so i could make my friend laugh)#ANYWAY. isn't yagami beautiful #it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of an unwavering belief must be in want of a wife #....or something. someone else come up with a funnier joke about this au #yagami WOULD get mud all over him walking an incredibly long distance in his dress #yeah sorry i was the kind of nerd who did the assigned readings in school AND enjoyed them

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mad-hunts · 1 month

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thinking about the fact that barton is not only maddeningly unhinged but also casually unhinged as well... and this is exactly what i mean by that: just imagine you see barton doing his thing, committing medical malpractice and doing something highly immoral as well as illegal to a cadaver, and then he pulls off his surgical gown and all you see is he's wearing a t-shirt for the band queen. and then you learn that pretty much all he wears underneath his surgical gowns is band tees that he got from concerts back in the day or just bought because they're cool and whenever you ask him why, all he says is ' why not? they're one of my most prized possessions ' 💀 like UMMM this man cannot be real in the dc universe jsjsj like half of the time you can't even tell whether he's joking or being serious because some of the things that come out of his mouth are so unserious and he literally just got done with committing an atrocity in this instance

#OF MONSTERS AND MEN: musings.#and the thing is is that he's not even joking about them being one of his most prized possessions LMAO #he literally will do everything in his power to make sure these tees that he got from concerts back in the day-#NEVER get damaged and it's like 💀 dudeee jsjsj like i guess everybody's got to have hobbies? and he's not really-#hurting anyone by collecting concert tees but treating them as if they are as valuable as gold... WACK. it's also funny as hell though LOLL #tw: mentions of corpses.#tw: allusions to vivisecting.#ANGER'S HELPED ME STAY ALIVE: headcanons.

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fluffs-n-stuffs · 5 months

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I am not immune to holiday alt Prof. Sycamore pokemas 😔🫵💖💖💖

/don't hmu on how my pulls are going I'm going through it rn SDKFSDKFSDNFS

#fluff speaks !!!#all I wanted was this silly french man in his snazzy new winter coat and bam 11k gems gone SDFSKJDFNSDJFSDNS #y'all help me manifest him to come home for christmas I might actually explode otherwise /lh /lh #he was so sillyyyyyyy in the new holiday event it was so cuteeeee #god he's no joke a core memory for me when it comes to pokemonSDKJFSNDFSN IT'S SO FUNNY LIKE #quick storytime I got gifted Pokemon X back when it first came out (along with a special XY 3DSXL which is one of my fave possessions hehe)#and when I first saw this dude pop up on the intro screen I honestly didn't think much of it - I was like yeah sure another prof but french #BUT THEN fast forward a bit and I'm browsing between channels WHEN I SPOT HIM in the XY anipoke at the time playing on cartoon network #(not XYZ this was before that skdjfnsdfs and it was already english dubbed hence it being on ctn)#and I was like oh wait yeah I know this guy I recognize him #AND IT WAS - AN EPISODE FOCUSING ON HIM A LOT? I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE BUT IT WAS EARLY IN THE SEASON I THINK #but oh my god I got such a huge crush on him specifically because of that anime appearanceSDKJFHSDHFSNDFS #NOT EVEN BECAUSE OF THE ACTUAL GAME BECAUSE BACK THEN I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY POKEMON (REAL)#but yeah that was just something silly to share #pokemas bringing me back to those years fr #I still think it's really funny how pokemon has always been sprinkled throughout my life but it's only now that I really get into it skjdfs #pokemon #pokemon masters #pokemon masters ex #pmex #professor sycamore #sycamore pokemon #pokemon xy #augustine sycamore #doodle

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mcybree · 5 months

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Random limlife Scott rant, GO!

I got this ask and decided that I’d give it my best shot but got so mad on my skim through some of the moments I remembered that I gave up.

#Okay im half joking #I got angry enough for me to decide that writing a post without careful consideration would probably lead to an inaccurate little ramble #I need to like. actually sit down and watch limlife and do a full overall analysis #because the context for how scott acts each season is so important. a skim just wont do #The reason I dont have notes on him to share with the class already is because when it was coming out I was pretending that—#Scott grew as a person after 3l and I wanted to believe that so badly I started making stuff up about memory erasure and limlife being—#dubiously real so that I could look the other way when scott started being weird about jimmy again #I was like yeah they barely remember it thats why scotts being uncomfortably weird about jimmy this season #not because scott doesnt think about jimmy like a person and just wants to hear him say words that make him feel better about his—#rough relationship history #not because the idea of jimmy gaining independence from him makes him feel insecure or anything #sighs. sorry im just saying things. again its been a while since ive watched it so I need to actually. Yknow. Watch it before making posts #Its just crazy how he treats it like proving a point more than actually caring #“I mightve given you the 30 minutes last week if youd said love you” he wouldnt have. he was already leaving when he said it #he’s literally just trying to get him to feel bad about not saying it #pretty sure he kills jimmy in the same episode he lets jimmy kill him. Like. He doesnt really care like that #He just likes to pretend that he does. He is going through the motions of caring #Its like he needs to believe jimmy still needs him. in like a possessive way. Its really weird man #I will say though since I see this a lot: I dont think him singling out tango in the 30 seconds scene was intentional #because if im being honest. I dont think he sees the ranchers as anything serious #He assumes tango was just putting up with jimmy bc he had to. He doesnt think tango actually cares about jimmy #in his mind no one actually cares about jimmy. because if scott struggled to care about jimmy and Scott is known for being an amazing ally #that must mean everyone else struggles to care about jimmy. If that makes sense #rant over I think. tldr limlife scott analysis postponed until I get my life together enough to be able to sit down and watch forthree hour #bree barks so fucking loud #asks

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cookinguptales · 2 years

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awww, is my lil chaotic knowledge gremlin baby a demoniac now?

I love him

#as someone who got her degree in demoniacs and possession #it's my professional opinion that this bitch is possessed #I love him #(I am like 80% joking but seriously let's find out if he can suddenly speak some new languages)#well my degree was in religious studies but I did take SEVERAL classes on witchcraft and possession #puppet history

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pocketgalaxies · 1 year

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"it's a tall big fatty solstice" that's the marisha coming out of the laudna

#'fatty' is a specific test for marisha ray possession #yes! i did just make a statistics joke! i just got home from school for the day leave me alone #34m c3e49 #text #critical role #cr3 #cr lb #cr spoilers #marisha ray #laudna cr

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mumblesplash · 1 year

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so i’ve been watching jojo’s bizarre adventure and i think i’ve figured out the source of all their powers

#this media analysis shit is easy #anyway fuckin love part 4 #like josuke is so Deeply fifteen in a way none of the other jojos are ever portrayed and it’s done so WELL #bc he’s not relatable at all! and i kinda love it!!#he’s genuinely self-possessed and confident enough that you really believe he would dress and present himself like that #and he’s easily grossed out but in a way where it makes his meticulously maintained appearance seem plausible but without making it his #Only Personality Trait for an easy running joke #and he’s got a realistic still-developing sense of right and wrong #but he’s a lil impulsive and greedy and you can tell when he’s encountering a new thing he hasn’t developed a moral framework for yet!#like he finds out aliens are real and immediately tries to use this knowledge to scam rohan #bc rohan is rich and they don’t get along and he doesn’t have spending money bc his mom put his lottery winnings in a locked account #bc he’s a kid!!! idk it just fucking rules the characterization is so unreasonably good in this season #the animation and visual presentation of part four is also especially cool it’s just good shit all around #i never thought i would be recommending any part of jjba for its mastery of facial expressions and body language but here we are #mumbling

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marley-manson · 2 months

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wait are there beejhawk fics where bj is jealous and insecure because i've been looking for shit like that and requesting recs from people and i've never found anything except for like a few excellent beejhawk-y fics written by some of my mutuals lol, and a fic series from a little further back that ends up in poly i think which i'm not into and didn't finish

i don't mind if it's lazy characterization i'm here for angst and especially fucked up porn

#text post #marley on mash #the trapper complex strikes me as a shitpost joke rather than something people base fic off of because most of the beejhawk fic i've seen #has bj as a wholesome supportive partner tending to his offputting bf #with at most one scene ft an easily resolved flaw or the mildest of jealous moments #granted i haven't read a whole lot of beejhawk since reading a bunch of the popular fics when i first got into mash a couple years ago #reading thru rec lists as part of the initial new fandom phase #so if i'm missing weird shit with a less Good Nice Guy BJ characterization pls let me know 👀#(while this is largely phrased to express surprise at v divergent fandom experiences i am 100% serious about wanting recs btw #if you read a beejhawk fic and went 'ugh bj is too mean/jealous/possessive/etc' i want to know about it this is rtmi)

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