#this two were soooo annoying ~

[thelilylav]

We only see each other at funerals

(On Jason, Thalia, Nico, Bianca, and their parallels/connections)

The Titan's Curse (Rick Riordan), @/anxiousmaya_, Right Now (Gracie Abrams), The Battle of the Labyrinth (Rick Riordan), Joan of Arc (Mary Gordon), The Lost Hero (Rick Riordan), Episodes Toward and Elegy for Halley's Comet (Lindsey Drager), Jason Grace (Riordan Wiki), The Gods Show Up (Michael Kinnucan), The House of Hades (Rick Riordan), What the Living Do (Marie Howe), The House of Hades (Rick Riordan), Planet of Love (Richard Siken), The Blood of Olympus (Rick Riordan), Tangerine (Nolune), The Blood of Olympus (Rick Riordan), The Blood of Olympus (Rick Riordan), I Bet On Losing Dogs (Mitski), The Burning Maze (Rick Riordan), @/abhorarchive (Twitter), The Burning Maze (Rick Riordan), Seventeen (MARINA), The Burning Maze (Rick Riordan), @/rollercoasterwords, The Tyrant's Tomb (Rick Riordan), @/the-overanalyst, Where Things Come Back (John Corey Whaley), Grit (Silas Denver Martin), Softcore (The Neighbourhood), The Tower of Nero (Rick Riordan), Frost (Mitski), @/moonbends, I'm Your Man (Mitski), Sun Bleached Flies (Ethel Cain), The Tower of Nero (Rick Riordan), Three (Sleeping At Last), My Art

#nono you don't understand it's about the siblings #it's about how thalia lost jason once only to get him back and lose him again #it's how jason and bianca both walked into their deaths with their eyes wide open #it's about zeus trying to kill nico and bianca and him doing nothing to stop jason from dying #it's about thalia being in the hunters and nico hating her but he knows how to grieve with that kind of loss #so he'll help her. for jason. for bianca. because no one deserves to mourn a sibling alone #like these four barely interact but they're soooo connected i could go on forever #i'm so sad thalia and nico never actually got a scene together after the burning maze #and ALSO #it's about the fact that reyna is one of the most (if not the most) important people left in their lives #LIKE #do you think thalia found out how close nico and reyna were and started watching her more closely #because every person the two of them have shared has ended up six feet under #so reyna gets annoyed with how protective thalia is but she doesn't stop her bc part of her can tell thalia needs it #and nico constantly checks to make sure reyna's life force is still strong #bc he never wants to be caught off guard by a death again #ok im done now i promise #the trials of apollo #trials of apollo #nico di angelo #reyna ramirez arellano #reyna avila ramirez arellano #web weaving #fanart #my art tag #thalia grace #jason grace #percy jackson #percy jackson fanart #bianca di angelo

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

LOVING your fantasy au, has Home tried to attack or steal the soul of anyone in the party without Wally's permission? What happens then?

not really! i think when Wally first joined there must've been at least One instance where a Neighbor went down, and Home was automatically like "oh cool free snack" and Wally had to shut that shit down quick

but after a nice explanation of "these are our friends / they're off limits" then Home (begrudgingly) backed off. at this point in time Wally & Home are already close enough that Home somewhat respects Wally's wishes

#they don't like Wally's friends very much tho lol #it takes them a veeeeryyyy long time to warm up to the neighborhood #and it isn't until after the Reveal that home outright starts liking some of them #i like to think that home finds sally & frank amusing #doesn't like barnaby tho due to how barnaby keeps saying 'MY best friend or MY little buddy-' #and acts like there is no one who understands / knows / is as close to wally as barn is #home just... gets a little territorial! and lowkey views wally as their uh... not property but its a similar vibe #there's a bit of an ownership thing going on which is understandable! home is wally's patron! thats Their lil warlock! #like even in the big 'wally is a warlock and hey home exists' Reveal #when home is eating just. So many people and wally's friends attack them #home pretty much ignores the neighborhood. it's watching them soooo unimpressed and vaguely annoyed #but it doesnt eat them and tries not to hurt them! wally asked home not to so home won't! #wally loves and cares for them so home has to put up with it! #rambles from the bog #wh fantasy au #home when wally decided to stick around: NOOOOOO NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #hard cut to home seething as wally sits at a campfire listening to terrible singing and laughter & tries to chime in #they had a good run of just the two of them on the road. seeing the sights #wally spending most nights curled up on home's (house-form) floor instead of in a tent #sighhhhh those were the times... OH WELL-

[hella1975]

worked four sections today bc we were so understaffed. i had 20 tables. a normal section is about 5/6 tables. the way i didn't maul anyone will go down in the guiness book of world records as strongest silly guy alive

#MY FEET HURT!!! #like my sister worked at a HUGE place one time and she had around 20 tables to a section #and she has complained loudly and at length that it's just not something that works #like a single waitress CANNOT take a section that big especially when it consists of tables ranging from 2 people #to 15 people like that's a ridiculous amount of customers relying on a single amount of staff #and that was in a place that was BUILT TO WORK LIKE THAT #MY PLACE IS VERY MUCH NOT BUILT TO WORK LIKE THAT #WE HAVE ONE WAITRESS TO A SECTION AND TWO ON THE BIGGER SECTION NORMALLY! NOT THIS! #IT WAS INSANE #i was soooo lucky we werent busy bc it meant i wasn't slammed off my feet but there was a constant flow of things to do #like i could JUST keep up with the tide of it if that makes sense #but i knew if i fucked up even minutely then id lose it and get overwhelmed #not a fun position to be in #ALSO I DROPPED A FUCKING PLATE #FOUR YEARS OF WAITRESSING AND I FINALLY DROPPED A PLATE IM GONNA KILL MYSELF #IT'S BC THIS BOY WAS TRYING TO BE NICE BY STACKING HIS PLATES BUT HE DID IT IN SUCH A TWATTY WAY #AND THEIR TABLE WAS LITERALLY THEE FARTHEST ONE FROM THE KITCHEN I NEVER STOOD A CHANCE TRULY #IT WAS MORTIFYING THE TABLE NEXT TO WHERE I DROPPED IT WERE SO ANNOYING ABOUT IT #like they were TOO nice about it the bloke asked me like 4 times if i was okay i was like YES IM FINE STOP TALKING ABOUT IT #then i dropped a wine glass like an hour later should've just quit right there and then #the lad i was on shift with went for his fag break at one point and i was joking with him like 'oh you slacking off?' #this boy goes 'im having a fag break for each thing you break' COME ON 😭😭😭 #i am hateful today. i am very sleepy #hella slaves to capitalism

[bangcakes]

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#personal #lmao around this time last year i decided to give up on him n LMAO girl if only you knew #i should have just talked to him but djdjjdjdjd idk it felt weird. but he even like. complained one time that we didnt talk all summer #like LMAO..... bro its two ways. u could have messaged me too xjdjjdjdjdj #tho to be fair i think he did show up to a dinner but i wasnt there bc i had just had wisdom tooth surgery n was 1. blown up like a balloon #and 2. so high on pain meds i couldnt function JFJDJJDJDJDJDJ #n e way whatever jdjdjdjd im just laughing at myself bc how did this man become my closest friend from college Zhfnnddnnd #our relationship is so weird. not in a bad way but in an unexpected way #we sat beside each other an entire semester n never talked til the last day like thats so FUNNY IDK #i even said to him that time. bc we were talkin in the hallway n went to sit for the exam n sat in our regular spots of being one seat awa #y and i was like... you know its so funny that we sat beside each other all semester and only talked today #and he was like.... hahha yeah #i was gonna introduce myself but it felt so stupid JDJJDJDJD #i didnt even know his name LMAO #i had him narrowed down to 2 names. bc he was one of like 2 guys that Always showed up in another class' zoom #and LOL i was right. he WAS one of those 2 shjdjsjsj #n e way. then the next sem came n i didnt know whether to say hi to him or not bc we talked ONCE #and i was still wearing my mask at this point and so id try to smile at him with my eyes but never got a response HDNJDJD and so i got soooo #annoyed with him. and even more so bc i kept making friends with ppl and they KNEW HIM??? and i was like WHO IS THIS???? #then one time he came up to me n my friends before class n we just talked and i was like o lmao this annoyance im having??? its a big ole #crush BDNNDNDND #and in community college its hard to like. know ppls ages and that day i found out he was 2 years younger so i was like o ok 26 n 28 isnt #bad at all #but thinking back.... first things we exchanged that time was age and i think he was also trying to fish for whether i was single bc he was #talkin about this other guy havin a baby n a wife n i was like o wow !! i didnt know!! #jdjxjdjdjdk god when he found out my age he was like... oh i never would have guessed you were older. you look young ZFHJDJDJDJDJD #oh so you were Looking is that right HJXJXJXJZJZJ GOD LMAO #i look back on so many moments n im like oh duh... he must be interested #but for me its like. i will literally more easily believe literally any other theory so i thought he just liked one of my friends Zhjxjx #ya i dont think so anymorem but i thought that up until like mid january HDHXJJXJDDJJDJ

[swallowedabug]

#washed a bunch of records that my mom had bought #she only has a terrible old stereo system but it's good enough for her #but the records were so dirty i couldn't stand it lol #i only have a manual spin clean record washer nothing fancy #but it gets the job done #i also discovered where some of my old cds had gotten to- i'd given some of them to mom at some point #but she had lost most of the jewel cases and was storing them in this cd folder (y'know the ones where you put all the cds you'd burned lol #she was all 'i've moved houses things are gonna get lost!' lol #i almost took this twin peaks soundtrack back with me until i looked inside the case #and found two finnish rock compilation cds inside it lmao #and when i went through her records she was like 'make sure the right one is actually inside the sleeve' -- soooo annoying lol #anyway. now that the records are dry i'm gonna have to give (some of) them a spin #keios #vinyl tag

[karokawwo]

i hate the fact that this game is making me appreciate dmmd out of any other BL. then again i haven't played any particularly good ones but at least there were like 3/5 non-creepy routes in dmmd yk?

#togainu no chi was. disturbing #i loved the old guy until he said the protag reminded him of his son?? and then proceeded to have sex with him??? #and don't even get me started on that goth twink #not the blonde one i think he was fine #hashihime of the old book town was soooo annoying. the two lis i liked ended up being major creeps #and in a secret route the protag ended up fucking with his adopted son??????? #idk if dream daddy counts as BL since it's western but i liked that one. it's cute. and it has hot old men #but i really wish there were more BLs with dark stories and non-creepy LIs

[jarchaeology]

where do you buy the slides from? I've never seen a slide advertised anywhere, but you've bought so many, and so kindly uploaded them for everyone to see, I would be happy to buy some and share them with you and I'm sure others would too.

you’re so sweet. the seller is on ebay! they are a pretty indulgent thing to buy regularly, especially with shipping. i used to treat myself to one (or two…) when id had a hard week. and i guess i had a lot of hard weeks since this started. 😂 i recently left my job sooo the weeks are way better now but the jarchaeology budget has left the building.

next time he puts up a batch i’ll make a post about it. i’ll explain why or why not i’m interested in certain slides. there was one that someone else won last week that i wanted very badly. 🥲 i’m actually hoping a follower got it cause what i care most about is the image being made available for everyone. actually, no. what i care MOST about is the event info printed on the mounting of the slide. but i got the info for that one cause i emailed the seller in a panic like please! i’ll waste away if i do not know!

#i’ve purchased slides for less from 2 other sellers #but they only had one or two of jensen #this seller must’ve purchased them from one of the huge celebrity photo agency lots that were going around #these photo agencies close and resellers out there buy in bulk to sell as individuals for much more money #but this guy is great #i’m pretty sure he was soooo annoyed with me for awhile but i think i finally won him over #jarch: anons

[chstart]

thinks abt beanix's weirdo cryptic cryptid ass laughing during his own trial coz he was thinkin bout "how much fun" the trial was

#he really said ''lmaoooo SOMEone made a dumb mistake..'' #i think for as at the core shattered as phoenix was abt the whole thing #i think he was even More just amused by kris fucking himself over right out of the gate before opening statements were even over #he did have two days to come to terms with everything so by the time his trial rolled up it was kinda fuck it we ball #he def didnt expect kristoph's own need for being a dramatic bitch to just. solve half the puzzle in court For him #once kris waxed poetic abt the cards the outcome of the trial was sealed & all nick had to do was sit back & enjoy justice unfolding #god im gnna be SOOOO annoying come wednesday #ooc. butterdog. the dog with the butter.

[victorluvsalice]

It was back to the house, where Victor and Alice went to have a quick nap (as their sleep schedules are PRETTY fucked up at this point) as Smiler decided to try THEIR chances at placating the annoyed gnome in the greenhouse. Fortunately, since Smiler is the most likable Sim in SimNation, they were able to calm the angry gnome and keep them from doing anything more awful than spawning a single trash pile. Which of course yielded some upgrade parts and some trash to recycle later, so honestly, win. :p I then had Smiler go and do a little flower arranging with some yellow tulips, as they hadn't done that in a while...

And as they were finishing up said arrangement, Kelly came in, laid down next to them -- and in a burst of sparkles, her two kittens were born! Shock and Surprise! No, seriously, that's what I named them, because -- well, they WERE. XD Shock is an Affectionate, Talkative, Free Spirit kind of cat, while Surprise is a Frisky, Talkative, Free Spirit kind of kitty. And they both take VERY strongly after their mother -- which makes sense, as their father is basically The Void. XD Smiler took a moment to squee over the kittens and introduce themselves, then went back to their flower arrangement as Kelly took the two on a tour of the lawn --

And all of a sudden, Temperance appeared! Perhaps emboldened by the fact that I'd evicted her ex-boyfriend from the premises with that special haunted-house-adjusting hand. However, Victor and Alice were awake now, having a bit of coffee to try and get themselves back on a more normal sleep schedule, so it was the work of a moment to grab the bizarre idol out of Victor's inventory and plop it down next to her. She got caught in a cowering loop while Smiler finished up their arrangement (getting Flower Arranging skill level 5 in the process), Alice went outside to meet the kittens and help carry them inside the house (stairs are a bit much for cats as small as they are), and Victor finally got the cone off Shadow and started teaching her to play dead, watched by a curious Kelly (getting Pet Training skill level 3 in the process). Smiler, meanwhile, flew upstairs to hype their next video, then finish up editing all the videos they took while on their vacation. They decided to try combining the "charisma" video of them just standing around with the sand sculpture video -- unfortunately, the resultant splice didn't go well, and the quality was lowered, meh. A few edits got it up to Good quality, though, and Smiler left it for a bit to study the latest trends. And since fashion appeared to be in for the day --

Why not do a fashion vlog? With Smiler showing off some of their awesome lewks for their adoring fans? After all, Smiler has a very DISTINCT style. XD We even got a look at one of my VITD-style outfits, since I added it as a partywear option for them. :) Nice!

And so Harvestfest finally ended with Smiler wrapping up their fashion video; Alice snoozing away in her and Victor's bed; and Victor making sure Toothy was well fed. A very successful holiday indeed! Next time, though, it's back to the store for more attempts to get those shelves filled and organized! See you then!

#sims 4 #the lazy save #victor van dort #alice liddell #smiler always #look I couldn't resist naming the kittens Shock and Surprise #because that's what they WERE to me #At least it was only two kittens! #and yes Smiler of course gets the gnome to forgive everyone #because that's what Smiler DOES damn it #they are the most likable Sim in all of Simland #and yeah Temperance is just a minor annoyance in the scheme of things these days #just plop down an idol and go about your business #hell she's less annoying than Guidry because of that #soooo glad I turned his visits off #he's a pain #if the gang wants to talk to him they can summon him directly #either via seance table or phone XD #queued

[tsuyu-chan-kun]

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#idk half the fun of watching kids cartoons for me is like #first that i wish i worked in animation so theres a little fantasy in my head that this is preparing me for something i know ill never do #but also i get sooo emotional imagining how my life couldve been different if certain things existed when i was a kid #like luz wouldve done something to me in middle school. i feel like everything i watched and read at that age was painfully white #and i can remember being annoyed that where there were latinas they were the type of like #soft feminine character my mom liked and not someone i related to? #i wouldve been soooo obsessed with luz as a weird girl and with amity because i loved mean characters #seeing two girls my age i could actually relate to in a relationship on screen wouldve made me start Realizing

[valkoinenlintu]

our beloved trio.

tatort ep "Die Liebe und ihr Preis"

Felix was excited.

Till was annoyed.

And Lutz was just there.

#yeah felix was soooo excited about their mission #and till was just demotivated and annoyed. #like #they were two complete opposites about that mission #and lutz was also there #but barely got screentime :c #I appreciate lutz <3 #their beloved assistant. #also what tf is till wearing?? #and lutz with his cap #what are they doing?? #I mean #just dress like felix #normal. #please take some advice from him #tatort berlin #felix stark #till ritter #lutz weber #the berliner trio <3 #ep: die liebe und ihr preis

[useful-boy]

Work shit, I hate living down here

#i am soooo tired of people assuming i know spanish after looking at me for two seconds #if its my own race its understandable to think 'hey they look like me maybe they speak my language' #when youre not that race though and you do some shit like this? yeah its annoying #almost angering in fact #also! the mexicans did actually speak some english :))) so he was double wrong in assuming there :))) #man dont you have anything better to do than bother some random poc #it easily could have ended at 'hey did they pay for that?' 'no but we are monitering things! thank you :)' #there is something to be said for how all the coworkers i told this to asked me 'was he white?' because you know. #thats the default assumption when someone tells you about shit like this #dude was very much black and very much on my nerves #'they only speak spanish like you' sir... were it not for the laws of this land... #racism #vent #food mention

[crispfencer]

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#just remembered yeaaaaaaars ago #when m*rk w*tson first gave me his phone number and INSISTED on walking me home at night #i then sat in bed and typed his name into AO3 LOL #there were like two fics. i bet there's loads more now #i have my problems with him and im no longer a fan just an acquaintance (turns out real people have flaws and are annoying lol) #but its soooo funny being in these spaces and then someone walks padt and you're like 'oh. i used to read fic about you' #in october at a staff drinks do i had to tell tim k*y to smoke elsewhere because steffan is allergic LOL #that was fine but then i get aftershocks of 'oh my god i used to be obsessed like literally OBSESSED with you when i was 15 #hahahaha i may be a neet and have zero money but i get to feel like a socialite lol #cris is talking tag

[k9wa]

⟁ A BULLET A DAY, ft. BOOTHILL.

⠀ — where teasing, annoying, poking and prodding all fall under the same category; flirting.

⚠︎︎ more mechanic! reader, gn, boothill being an idiot, flirting, suggestive, he has fake teeth to me, something about tension + leaving him high and dry is soooo ….

from this request !

it’s a miracle, truly, how boothill manages to be so tempting and endearing yet so utterly irritating and infuriating at the same time. 

and it’s hot, sure, but that just makes it all the more annoying, leaves you frustrated and with an odd pool in your stomach.  

boothill managed his way into your supply of bullets, happily tossing back the brass casings like a simple snack. it was a genius idea at the time, really, giving him a stomach that can store ammunition. though had you expected him to chew on the damn things instead of swallowing them— you know, like he was intended to— you would’ve just given him a little side bag to save yourself the work.

you half hoped the lead stuffing the things would seep into his still intact brain, but chastised yourself for the thought soon after having it. you don’t hate him that much. your brain should check back and try the thought again in twenty minutes. 

“y’know what’d be real neat, buttercup?” boothill’s legs were kicked up lazily on your workbench as he sat next to you, waiting for you to finish a small modification on his revolver. “spikes in my boots.” he lifted a foot up, rolling his ankle a bit. “you know, them retractable ones. be able t’a have some real fun with those things.”

you snorted, his efforts to dodge his synesthesia beacon as entertaining as always.

“since when do i take requests?” you asked, eyes focused down on your work— far too used to his antics to lift your head anymore.

“since when d’you deny gettin’ to tinker with me?”

he brought his feet down to the floor and leaned forward on his thighs, the denim of his pants tightening around them. “what, gonna make me say please and thank ya now?” 

you truly wanted to reply, say it wasn’t a half bad idea and that you’d look into the upgrade. until he started shaking a few bullets around in his palm like they were fucking almonds.

now boothill noticed the clench of your jaw, and oh how he revelled in it. he’s fully aware how the crunching of brass and lead peeves you, ie. you telling him to knock it off an hour ago— (“it ain’t hurtin’ nobody, is it now?”—) but you’re just so darn cute when you’re ticked off. he’s gotta push your buttons just a lil bit. 

“somethin’ the matter?” the way his sharp teeth gleamed through that damn grin weren’t doing anything to help. 

he took a bullet between his thumb and forefinger, the shiny gunmetal digits pinching the ammunition as he held it up next to you. “d’ya care for one, sugar plum?”

fine, you thought. two can play that game.

you tore your attention away from the old steel revolver, finally turning to look at him. boothill prepared for an insult, one he’d tell you was ‘flatterin’ and all,’ but it didn’t come.

you leaned towards his hand, keeping your eyes locked with his that glowed a familiar and faint red. 

then you took the bullet between your tongue and top front teeth, gently pulling it out of his hands with your mouth.

his smirk actually dropped— you’d think someone stuck an infected usb into his ear with all the ideas that flooded the forefront of his brain, making his circuits just tingle with excitement. something about the hot single mechanic in his area.

you turned back to your desk, removing the bullet from your teeth and twirling it between your fingers idly as you gave a once over to his revolver, as if nothing had happened.

boothill blinked, chuckling gruffly with a shake of his head as he slumped back in his chair, flicking another bullet into the air with his thumb and catching it in his palm with a gentle clink! the cyborg gave a low whistle as he kicked his feet back up.

“ain’t you somethin’,” he drawled, earning a chuckle from you. “y’sure know how t’keep a man on his toes, don’t ya buttercup?” 

“i dunno what you mean, boothill.” you only offered a hum, willfully ignorant to boothill’s colourful imagination.

“oh i’m real sure y’don’t.” he shook his head, another chuckle rumbling his chest and sending a shiver down your neck.

“say,” he leaned towards you, his shoulder to yours, feeling a little lucky and dropping his voice to a knee-weakening purr, “if that pretty mouth a’yers likes metal, i’m more’en happy t’a—” 

“all done.”

all bets go down the drain. boothill deadpanned as you clicked the barrel of his gun into place and handed it back to him, standing up to stretch your arms.

“shops closed for today,” you fold them, leaning back against your bench. “you better get a move on before i have to kick you out.”

boothill’s eyes trailed up your figure, taking his sweet time finding your face. the cowboy raised an eyebrow into a cocky arch despite him swearing his body was on the verge of its cooling protocol. 

“you keep woundin’ me, sugar.” 

“i dunno what you mean, boothill.”

⠀ 𑣲 MASTERLIST / GOT A REQUEST ?

#‘kawa he doesn’t chew—‘ REALITY IS WHAT I MAKE IT. #plus its funny #boothill #boothill x reader #boothill hsr #boothill x you #boothill headcanons #honkai star rail #hsr #honkai star rail x reader #honkai star rail headcanons #hsr headcanons #UNEARTHLY

[eddiemunsons-missingnipple]

LISTEN. HEAR ME OUT. eddie and Best friend!reader petty arguing, right, so reader says 'ooh you wanna kiss me soooo bad' and he does.

Hear ME OUT!!

What about we sprinkle in some jealous!Eddie too give it the ol'razzle dazzle.

Jealous! Eddie Munson x Bestfriend!reader

Warnings: fluff, some cursing, kissing that's about it.

Not proofread ignore mistakes.

Eddie has been in a pissy mood all damn week. He was short with you. He was snappy and just passive all around. The bottom line is that he was being a real asshole to you. You couldn't pinpoint exactly what made him this way. You chalked it up to him, barely getting any sleep. Maybe he cut back on smoking and is dealing with those withdrawals.

Doesn't matter at this point he was a dick and taking it out on you specifically. Ever since you went out on that date with his friend, Eddie has been insufferable. Little did you know that's the exact reason he's been moody with you.

He was jealous. You were his, and he had to watch his friend pick you up for a date. He sat in his room thinking about his friend kissing you. His friend holding your hand, and God knows what else you two did on your date together.

But you've had about enough of his attitude. You were sitting on his bed flipping through his heavy metal magazine while he tuned up his guitar.

"Hey, eddie, can you turn on the tv?" You looked before turning another page. You weren't even reading the comic. You were more interested in the artwork than anything the plot.

"Turn it on your damn self." He already sounded aggravated with you. "And stop turning those damn pages like that you'll rip them."

He rolled his eyes and turned his chair to face more away from you.

You huffed immediately, getting fed with him now." Alright, what hell is your problem?"

You slammed down his magazine, crossing your arms over your chest. You felt your face heating from the anger rising inside of you. You've dealt with his mood swings before, but that's because they were never directly pointed at you. Not until recently.

"I don't have a problem." He shrugged, still refusing to face you.

"Oh yes, you do. You've been a complete douche all week."

He smirked and finally turned around. "I've been a douche? Me? Maybe I wouldn't be such a douche if you weren't so fucking annoying."

"I'm not annoying!" You defended yourself, raising your voice slightly.

"Oh, but yes, you are. All you do is yap all day long, and I gotta listen to it." Eddie, let out a condescending laugh after you argued back with him.

You squinted your eyes, "Yeah, well, at least I'm not walking around with a stick up my ass."

You could hear him growl something under his breath. His lips were pressed in a tight line.

"You're right. I do have a stick up my ass. How about you get your ass up and turn on the TV because my ass is currently busy with a stick rammed up it." His voice was dripping with sarcasm while bickering back and forth with you.

You rolled your eyes and got up off his bed to turn on the TV. You messed with the volume until it was as high as it could go. You were purposely trying to press his buttons. You wanted a reaction out of him. You wanted that last word, and you were going to get it. He couldn't hear himself think or focus on what he was currently doing.

Eddie jumps up from his chair and turns down the TV. You just stay standing there, twisting the nob to it turn back up. You're both staring each other down in the process.

"You're bein- he went to speak, but you raised the volume up again, cutting him off.

Eddie let a deep breath and turned the tv back down once more. His face is all red, and sets his guitar back against his dresser. "You're being reeeeeally petty right now. I'm trying to tune up my guitar."

"Yeah?...so?" You slowly turn the TV up again with your eyes locked onto his.

His jaw tightens, and his nostrils flare. You decided to mess with him. You wanted to rile him up some more. He rubbed his hands down his face.

You watched him closely, and a little idea sparked in your head. You don't know what really came over you. Probably, his attitude with you has finally made you lose your mind or something.

"Ooh, you wanna kiss me sooo bad right now, huh?" You taunted him.

There was always this unspoken crush between the two of you that was mutual. You were being mean, and you didn't care. You were past your limit right now. You wanted to get under his skin, and it was working.

He doesn't say anything he just looks at you. He steps closer, leaving very little room between the two of you. Without any warning, his lips came crashing down into yours. His hands go up to hold both sides of your face gently. His soft lips locked with yours as his tongue slipped past them.

The kiss was sloppy but passionate. He didn't care if your teeth clashed a little bit. He needed to do this. You felt light-headed while your tongues fought for dominance. Your face felt all tingly, and your hands moved up to grip onto his forearms. Only a few seconds have passed, but it felt like hours. Time stood still as you made out with your best friend in his bedroom.

He let go of your face and moved his lips slowly away from you. He had a smug expression on his face. Your eyes flutter back open, and you swallow. You're breathing heavy, and you don't know if it's from the kiss or from the fight you and Eddie were getting into. Or a combination of both.

"Why have you been so mean to me all week?" You whispered your fingers, move up to trace over your own lips. You could still feel traces of him on your mouth.

Eddie looked at you and with a sad smile. "I couldn't get over the fact that you went on date with my friend Cody."

Your eyebrows raised. "You-- You were jealous of Cody?" You were in disbelief. Here you thought he was just annoyed being around you.

You couldn't believe he would be so irritated over that date. It was one date, and you were miserable. Plus, it's not like you haven't seen him take home his fare share of women from the bar.

Those nights where he would be out with a made you feel sick to your stomach. But you never once took it out on him like this. You shake those thoughts and try to listen and understand where he is coming from. Right now, it's about him, not you. He was never good at expressing his feelings, and because of that, he was more prone to lashing out.

"Well, yeah, just the mere thought of him being so close to you really upset me. I know I've been a dick but I just couldn't help it." He plopped back down in his chair.

You moved to sit at the edge of his bed. Your legs felt like they were going to give out after kissing him.

"Why didn't you say something?" You sighed and picked at your chipped nail polish.

"I don't know.. I don't want to mess up what we have." He gestured between the two of you. His voice was a lot softer now than is has been all week.

You nodded and understood why he felt like he couldn't express his feelings. "Can you kiss me again?"

Eddie's eyes dart up, and he looks a little surprised. "Can i?"

You couldn't have actually wanted to kiss him again? He thought to himself. He was already feeling guilty for just happened. He felt his heart start to race again.

You smiled and nodded, "I wish you would have kissed me sooner."

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