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No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

#3? #hehe

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Huh, these bots are getting more believable

The virus link at the bottom of her only post which is a full picture of her pfp helps though

#if it werent for that one Might believe it #but at the end of the day you are still only a bot

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for several weeks now this tweet has been causing wars on twitter

#firebombing a walmart wouldnt even do anything except kill random poor people and also the poor employees who work there #i have no grudge against the poor but i have a major one against the big ceos who think 11 cents an hour is enough to live on #but expect multimillion dollar paychecks for themselves #even if you do it when theyre closed then what. those people lose their jobs and have to file for unemployment #i dont know enough about how unemployment works so i cant write more here #but youve gotta aim higher than the low level workers for real change

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eminem is trans masc to some, trans fem to others, and an enemy to all

#lmao

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Possibly the greatest ad I've ever seen on the back of a bus

INJURED IN A CAR OR TRUCK WRECK? WANT MORE?

#advertisements #funny ads

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#you cant kill me in a way that matters

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hard to describe the feeling of finishing inside

#one day ill know what its like to have someone finish inside me

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#heb literally requires you to record several video responses to interview questions and they dont even give you prep time #its easy to cheat that though #i made it through all that and still didnt get hired last time i applied so fuck ever doing that again #its texas so theres probably some legal loophole they can cite. just like how my job can legally not give us breaks #i cant wait to quit my job

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i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

#the fucking song just stopping partway through ksmsmsnsn #sorry mia #video

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I was just grocery shopping and for a while I was in line behind the peak possible combination of parent and child, here is my 1 minute recreation from memory

#flannery

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Sometimes I see a respected mutual in my notes and remember they follow me and I'm like. Should I apologize for what I'm doing here. But they did choose to be in my house

#sigh... #mia

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Hello Dr. Tingle - I was looking at your merch store and I was wondering if you would ever put out shirts that focus on the buckaroo lifestyle (ex: shirts that say “I’m a true Buckaroo” or “Let’s Trot Buckaroos”) or shirts that focus on your motto “Love is Real” (ex: shirt in your signature pink that say “Love is Real” across the front)? I’m sure myself and other Tinglers would be interested (no pressure though! Feel free to put out any merch you desire! Your work is fantastic and such a joy!)

HERE YOU GO BUCKAROO

honestly it is dang ridiculous that it took me this long to get a quality 'love is real' shirt up there so here you go

LOVE IS REAL T-SHIRT IS HERE

#hell yeah #chuck tingle

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#lil nas x #nsft mention

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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

#ill take my friends to the bathroom with me but ill mute so they dont have to hear me pissing #or if i accidentally drop my phone while doing something im like 'sorry i dropped you' when i pick it back up

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"Would you change your genitals if you could" yeah, make it Bluetooth enabled.

#sobbing #todd please #nsft text

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NO photo taken by me

#he looks so sad about it #animals #birds #crows

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Yaaaaas 😍

#yeehaw #others art