Goron spice
*Malon and Wild cooking dinner for everyone while the others are finishing up chores.*
Malon accidentally bumped into wild while he was adding things to the stew.
Malon:ah I’m sorry dear I didn’t mean to do that.
Wild:…
Malon: wild?…
Malon walks over next to wild only to see him have an empty jar of goron spice in his hand over the stew. He slowly looked up at Malon smiling awkwardly.
Wild:oops..
Malon:please tell me you just dumped a whole jar of goron spice into the food.
She groans when all Wild does is look away while slowly putting the jar down.
Malon:what a waste a good food too..
After a few seconds she grins and looks back at Wild who seemed to read her mind instantly.
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Sky:dinner smells amazing, thank you so much you two.
There are some agreeing hums from the dining table from the group of heros. Malon sits down at her seat between Time and Wild.
Malon:well thank you dears but we should eat before dinner gets cold. Y’all took your sweet time getting back in here.
There’s some chatter following after but everyone starts to eat there food in peace. But Four starts coughing violently, Legend’s and Sky’s faces are red, Wars is chugging his water, Wind ran off probably to the bathroom, and Hyrule is tearing up and running to get more water and Twi tagging right behind him to get more.
Time, who was unimpressed, had just chugged a bottle of milk and is now glaring at both Malon and Wild who seem to be not taking affect to the stew.
Time:what did you two do.
Wild trying his best to keep an innocent look on his face nudged Malon to say something.
Malon:I have no clue what you mean honey we didn’t do anything.
She holds Wild in a side hug while they give a poor attempt at an innocent look while trying not to laugh.
They made themselves some stew without a whole jar goron spice, though wild mixed some of the stew with the goron spice into his bowl of goron spic free stew.
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lord this is driving me up the wall
the captain is not going to get sucked off after coming out (if he even does come out in season five)
genuinely just shh hsshhdsh sh sh. stop making posts fretting about it. he isn’t. that is literally the ghosts equivalent of the bury your gays trope and it’s borderline insulting to the writers to even suggest that they’d do that. these are the same mf people who were writing positive trans and queer rep in 2013 !! and then once again in 2015!!!!! (yk back when there was none of the cultural obligation and people were literally Still getting away with transphobic jokes in tv shows). like, read the articles from ben willbond, acknowledge the amount of care that was put into ensuring cap’s character wouldn’t just become a poor caricature of gay people, squinting at cbs. the writers are obviously educated enough on these things to know that they absolutely should Not go down that route
and that isn’t even Addressing the fact that it’s obviously not the only thing holding the captain back from ascending, and is also pulling away from the main theme of getting ‘sucked off’ is that the spontaneity of it is supposed to represent real life death, how it often doesn’t have a meaning or a trigger - that it just happens and there’s nothing we can do about it (yes mary did go through that whole bit where she disclosed her backstory but that was more so that her character would be fully fleshed out and her story arc would be finished before katy left the show)
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i love the finale of season 3 rb ITS SO GOOD and it hurts my heart but it’s so sweet and RAHH I WILL NEVER GET OVER ITTT
Like Heatwave gently but firmly telling Chief “With all due respect, sir, it’s not your call to make” AND THEN THEY GO AND BASICALLY SACRIFICE THEMSELVES knowing FULL WELL that they might never recover from this AUGH
Heatwave carries so much respect for Chief Burns and we see that respect form and grow and it all leads up to this point where Heatwave is essentially like “we all care about this family so much, we’d do anything for you guys” and then THEY DO and then we see how upset Cody is and how upset KADE is ohhh don’t get me STARTEDD because I will never stop
It’s the culmination of all the soft moments, all of the rescues and hardships the entire Burns family (including the bots you cowards they ARE family, it’s not “the Burns and the bots” it’s just the Burns at this point so when I say Burns I mean THE HUMAN BURNS AND THE BOTS CAN ANYONE HEAR MEE) has led up to his moment of loyalty and respect and straight up love and it’s so plain for anyone to see it.
And that’s why Frankie putting the unedited video into the time capsule is so important, not just for the future residents of Griffin Rock to see the kind of good people the Burns are, but for the whole world to see the character of the family. It’s also a declaration that these guys, the Bots, are important to us and our family lineage. We have loved them and they have loved us since day one, that’s why we think it’s important to have that notion in the future as well, yk what I mean?
The Burns and the Greenes family are SO IMPORTANT TO ME and the Bots are just as much family as any other human in that fold, and they were prepared and entirely willing to sacrifice themselves for that family, no matter the protest
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Weird normie trans men will write marble hornets fanfictions with tags like #THIS ISNT CREEPYPASTA!!!! YOURE ALL LOSERS #IM BETTER AND SMARTER THAN YOU #NO PROXIES !!!! And then write Tim so ooc I would rather be reading some yandere x reader. He’s not some smooth talking hottie he smells and has like 3 friends. You’re just as bad as some of the creepypasta people!
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OKOK HALLOO!! <33 sry this is a bit late i had to go out
How do we think,, mango would look as,, a warrior cat,, 🐈
A lot of their info is in the ref sheet, and idk what else to say other than they’re a bit cuckoo tbh ☹️☹️ and they’re based on a Great Potoo! Mostly js with the smile tho </33 my other ask probs had more on it i just forgot what i put lmaoo mbmb but tysm for the offer!! Have a great day <33
WEIRD LITTLE FREAKS IN YOUR AREA‼️‼️‼️
Warrior-fication under the cut:
“Potoo” is a rogue “cat” that wanders the clan territories and sometimes make patrols really fucking scared when they catch a glimpse of them, considering how elusive they are. You could SWEAR someone was there but when you go back to check theres just. nothing. nothing but a faint unnatural, alien, scent that lingers. Spooky! They’re basically the local Clan Cryptid™ that queens would use to scare their kits into not leaving the camp LMAO. Wether or not they’re actually real is up for debate among the clan cats.
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but yeah to piggyback off that post y'all have to understand that if you're not usamerican or got lucky in regards to english teachers, even writers like myself got so sick of being handed boring, surface-level interactions with media and being discouraged from anything else that ofc we hated having to explain why the curtains are blue. because it wasn't a discussion of "okay is this meant to set a tone? tell us something about the character, like is blue their favorite color? or is it meant to symbolize something deeper? what are the different ways we could interpret this?" it was "the curtains are blue because the main character is sad. we don't have time for anything else bc public schools are wildly underfunded and overcrowded depending on the district and i make like 40k a year so any differing opinions will be shrugged off at best and punished at worst."
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𝗚𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝘂𝗰𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗲𝗲𝗸 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽 𝗵𝗶𝗺𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗲𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗱. This, beyond being a testament to his softer heart, his rather sizable well of care, is a consequence of his time shared with Mystra. Being a worshipper, a follower and lover both to the mother of magic, Gale is far more familiar with giving than receiving. A tremendous deal more. Beyond those illusions of love, Mystra granted him nothing, and whenever she was troubled, even sour or short, it was Gale, doting Gale, who would smooth it out. In truth, short of the stars, he had offered her everything. His whole life to boot. Still, living for some years prioritizing Mystra, Gale's grown notably reluctant to ask for help. It's why, when strapped with the netherese orb, newly blighted and rotting to death, he'd sooner clamored in his tower than look to friends. He's loathed to show his folly, of course, and is far from a fan of stirring worry, but with Mystra, any ask he'd made was resolutely shunned, and from his lover, his deity, that left its mark. Gale--a giver, a man that wants to hope but doesn't dare to--is not a man to ask for anything. If ever he does, the ask is comically small, and even then, he expects to be denied almost immediately. Consequently, an eager kindness leaves him floored. Gale can read displeasure. (See: Mystra.) Gale's trained to soothe it, too. Yet, when confronted with the novelty of that same generosity, your resident Gale of Waterdeep is like a fish out of water.
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