#this over 6ft tank of a human is hunting you with guns and knifes

[fifiophobia]

Considering all the Christian symbolism (along with the flashpoint timeline) that goes into Jason Todd and his various arcs, it makes me headcanon that when Jason was a kid, he grew up watching veggietales as an escape from his crappy home life.

(Also, I’d like to imagine that watching veggietales somewhat helped him develop a sarcastic streak as a coping mechanism. Not the main source but as a smaller source)

#like: imagine you’re an underpaid overworked henchman for some villian that doesn’t care about you and all of a sudden #this over 6ft tank of a human is hunting you with guns and knifes #and the last thing you hear before you die is a daycare grufffy version of “where is my hairbrush #I’d make a meta on Jason and religious symbolism and imagery but this is tumblr so I don’t think that many people would wanna hear it #jason todd #red hood #the red hood #headcanons #batfamily #batfam #meta